0:00 Hey, there is going to be a really a really good band, though. It won't be monkeys, but it'll be good. Yeah. Who? Who? Black Eyed Peas? Hey, they're just one of those ones, but they're like >> LMFAO? >> LMFAO's going to come? That's all right. There's going to be a really good band. You guys like LMFAO? >> [laughter] >> Red, who's handling it? No. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we are the boys have a little a couple of demands for Ryan's wedding. Oh, great. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. What else? What would you like? >> a monkey band. A monkey band? >> want a band of of monkeys that play playing instruments. >> I want I want a Questcrew performance. >> and and have some Filipinos in it? That's close enough. >> All right, cool. Hey, is it going to be a 70s theme? Do we have to wear disco
0:50 >> don't have to wear you don't have to wear disco clothes. >> but the invitation was very disco-y, so we thought that that was the theme. No, it's it's those are the colors, but not necessarily the style. Instead of like a photo booth, you know where people go and it's just like, you know, somebody ████ you know how it is. You do photo booths all the time. But instead, it's your dad doing x-rays. So like you go and you get like a a like a group Everybody, we're going to get an x-ray together. And you just got nothing but like skulls. You got nothing but skeletons. >> [laughter] >> He would love that, dude. All the photos are a bunch of skeletons. Bro, he would love that. >> actually. Ah, dude, that machine's so big, though. You You can go You know what's funny, though? You really can go to my dad and just get whatever you want x-rayed. Really? For fun. You want to see what your lungs look like? Your your ████ head? Whatever you want. Wow. >> to see that? Does he work at Kaiser? He works at another hospital.
1:40 >> No, he works at an actual like like a smaller hospital in uh Also, he has more control. >> in LA. Well, he's just the highest seniority in there. >> Oh, that's sick. >> Yeah. He's Doctor Professor X. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If we go the ding ding ding ding, are you guys going to kiss every time? Oh, you better ████ ding ding ding. It's a ding, ding, ding. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Reception ding, ding, ding. >> Reception when you're like going to ding, ding, ding. >> They kiss? Yeah, it's it's meant to be >> Yeah, it's it's meant to be like kiss, kiss, kiss kind of deal. Oh. When people do that, I was just like, you ████ ████ Shut up, ████ Hey, there is going to be a really a really good band though. It won't be monkeys, but it'll be good. Yeah. Who? Who? Black Eyed Peas? Yeah, there's just one of those ones, but they're like LMFAO? >> LMFAO's going to come? That's all No, it's not. There's going to be a really good band. You guys like LMFAO? Who's [laughter] handling it? No, a really good band is coming. No,
2:30 but you'll probably get to meet him. Oh, he's going to be there? Yeah, he said he was. He gets to meet me, ████ >> You know Mars? >> [laughter] >> You're going to have Bruno Mars? No, what the ████ Bruno Mars is in too much debt to Vegas. It's on some like Excuse me, it's on some Filipino ████ where um there's going to be like the church part in the beginning of the day. Not at all. There's no uh >> It's all reception? There's no churchness. >> Are you doing any like No, it's it's ceremony it's ceremony and reception in same place, but it's there's no like religious aspect. >> any traditional like Filipino wedding stuff like the money dance or >> The money dance? Nah. Can I wear a linen suit? Yeah, actually. That would look kind of tight. >> [laughter] >> I want to wear a linen suit. I want to wear a Velcro suit and try to jump on the walls, but it but there's no Velcro on the walls. >> [laughter] >> Have you guys worn white linen? It looks sick, but it's see-through. So, what do
3:20 you do for underwear? You're [clears throat] ████ dude. Don't ████ your pants, either. See-through if it's like wet? Why is it [laughter] see-through? It's not supposed to be. Thread count? Like what what kind of ████ white linen you got? I wanted these like a whole white linen, and when I put it on in the dressing room, I had like You got to get >> like brown boxers or something, and it was so see-through. >> boxers you got to get a your boxers before you try white linen on. Brown boxers are smart, though. Maybe white boxers. Future forward. Yeah. Yeah. No, we're it's not very Filipino at all. you >> to have an ice sculpture? No. [laughter] Is it all Australian? No, it's just literally what me and smack like doing. >> open bar? Yeah. Are there going to be bunnies running around? No. No, we going to have to leave them here. Is it kid-friendly? Or is it like leave your kids at home cuz we're wilding out? >> not for kids. They don't Don't know kids
4:10 allowed? Yeah, the venue doesn't allow it. >> All right, how about this? You said that there's not going to be a bridal party, right? You guys aren't having like I At this time there's not, no. Does that mean Is there going to be like best man speeches or maid of honor speeches though? Yeah, I needed to ask you about that by the way. ████ off. >> I'm just kidding. [laughter] Kidding? That's That's worse. >> best man? Who's your best man? Uh Aris Aris is, yeah. That's his best friend. >> Aris going to give a speech? I haven't I haven't decided if I was going to ask him yet. Cuz I would be nervous too if Aris was giving a speech. >> Why? You don't know what he's going to say. No, it's because he's such a good friend of yours that knows deeply things that probably 95% people don't know. >> you said? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He doesn't You know what's funny? I've never heard him give a speech ever. So, I don't know if I would >> You might just want to do it cuz it's funny. Yeah, I don't know if I would ask him to do such a thing. I might just ask you. You're ████ lying. Stop it. Sick. Do it. Stop it. Don't do that.
5:00 >> get You wouldn't give a speech if I asked you to do it? >> I would care too much, you ████ You would But would you do it? >> I would try my hardest. What are you talking about? I would ████ have sleepless nights trying to figure out the best way I could ████ promote the sickness of your relationship. Are you kidding right now? You going to emphasize the three-year part? I will literally ████ get ordained just to participate in your wedding and feel like I belong. >> to let me speak at your wedding. That's the problem. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I don't. That's scary. That's super scary. >> I don't even I barely have the balls >> the Jews could leave the room, please. No, no, no, really. Leave the room now. Thank you. I barely have the balls to see what you're going to wear. >> [laughter] >> He's going to come in a Pacers suit. I'll be wearing a Pacers um Oh my god. It's um yellow and black. Smack's maid of honor, is she Australian? I She I don't know yet who it is because so many of them uh from Australia can't make it
5:51 cuz they have like new they have they're either expecting at at that time. Oh, they're all of that age. >> Yeah, yeah, they're all that age. Um or they they have like newborns and they can't leave. >> Should have proposed 3 years ago. A little bit, 3 and 1/2 by the way. ████ man. Yeah, so it's they're all like kind of they can't like the one the I guess the top three people that she would love to come down can't make it. So, I don't know who who it's going to be. I'm going to be a typical Filipino uncle at your wedding who hasn't seen you in a while but knows like whatever minimal thing and I'm expecting a Quest Crew performance. Nobody's expecting that. >> That's that dancer ████ Really? Dude, you ████ are a professional dancer. You go to wedding, you're going to dance. But when's your last when's your last professional performance together? >> matter to a ████ Filipino uncle. Oh, I see. Yeah, facts. It's just like, dude, dance. Bring the boys back. Yeah.
6:42 There's no way that's going to happen. [laughter] But they're expecting it and you know it. >> Can we go viral? Can we please go viral? >> live stream JK there? Oh, you want to do one of those stupid things? No way. Yeah, I sent you a link already. You ignored me. I hate those things. >> Dude, they're so good. I sent him a By the way, I sent him a 15-minute video of like this cringey couple going viral down the aisle doing like this coordinated dance that always sucks. But that it'd be so cringey if you did it and I would love every second of it. >> I would I I would I too would love every cringe-worthy dance concept at a wedding. No, we both hate that stuff. >> But exactly. Something But that's what they expect from dancers though. Yes. I Yeah, maybe like not when they're in their 40s. >> Honest question. Honest question. How many people that you've gone on some version of a date or were like slightly
7:32 anything with, any version of it, are invited to your wedding and going to be there? Zero of them, yeah. >> Zero? You're not friends with anybody that you like What about your I am friends with them and and they have said like congrats and stuff. One of one of them had actually asked straight up if she could come and I said no. Wow. An ex asked if she could come to your wedding? Yeah, that's already dangerous as ████ That's messed up. >> [laughter] >> But it's like it I don't know how to explain it. It's like my ex that's like practically like I mean that's a long long time ago and She's like your sister that you penetrated before, I guess. >> We had become friends like after that and then actually at the time that like we were just friends like much many years later and then I I started talking to Smack like as friends as well and she was actually one of the people that was like like could
8:23 try to convince me to date her. Oh. So so she's kind of like your guys's cupid kind of or not? >> bit. I mean she didn't play a role but she was very like dude, you got to like go for that blah blah blah. And then she was actually at your Kinja's victory party. >> Don't bring me into this. Okay. How about this? Out of everybody on the list of people that are invited on your wedding that you guys have discussed cuz your whole list is out, right? Is there anybody that you think might be problematic in any version? Who might it be? >> [laughter] >> What? I can't say that out loud. Come on, dude. It's on Patreon. Look at my eyes. Shut the ████ >> [laughter] >> What the hell does that mean? >> know. >> [laughter] >> What the hell? This guy said he was going to sit me at the table with this anyways. You think they're going to stand up? >> With VK? >> [laughter] >> Is there a VK there or what is this?
9:13 He's definitely watching this right now. Hey, do you think do you think that when the pastor goes say something now or however forever hold your peace, someone's going to stand up and go, "He should be mine." I don't I highly don't think so. >> What if we what if we do it one by one? Yeah. >> [laughter] >> One by one. Imagine. Oh captain my captain. Yeah. He should be mine. And then after Steve goes, I go, "No, he should be mine." And then we brawl. We just get into a fight. I'm I'm honestly like Choreographed though. It's [laughter] a whole thing. And then we all break into a Bollywood dance? I'm a little bit I'm a little bit actually scared for like what might happen because you know who's officiating it? Who? Guess. Who's officiating? For you? Yeah. Some guy named Dragonball. TJ? No, Deetrix. Deetrix? Oh, ████ >> He's like a really good executor of
10:05 weird-ass crazy plans and I just don't know what he's going to do. >> my speed dial. You know I'm going to hit him up right away. >> and I'm a little bit scared. >> I hope he takes off his wig and does a head spin. [laughter] It's a toupee. Yeah, dude. >> hair system. Yes, thank you. That is the proper term. >> [laughter] >> Thank you. But yeah, I don't know what if he's going to do something weird, crazy, wild, whatever or he'll just play it normal. That's He could do that, too. I don't know. Genuine selfish question. Not not at all taking into account her feelings, family, all these other You kind of down for him to do something weird and wacko though? Am I down? Yeah, like low-key. Ah, to be honest >> he's going to be a little pissed. I will be pissed. I'm It's just going to No, either way, whatever he does, it'll be hilarious. But I'm I'm scared of the magnitude. >> What about like the path? Would you prefer the path to be more of a normal
10:57 path or you're you're cool with some my ████ speed bumps and like some other >> I'm texting Don right away. >> Oh, I think it's fine. I think whatever happens is okay. >> out and he's wearing like, you know, a traditional ordaining like minister type garb, but the only thing is it's like a hospital thing where the back is cut off >> [laughter] >> and she's butt naked in the back. >> Breakaway pants. The cool thing is >> he turns around, it's all butt cheek. Anything really is valid because it's it's not like it's in a church and my family's just as freaking crazy. Take it from me as a Catholic. Otherwise, messed up stuff happens in churches, too. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, what if he's wearing the whole outfit and he rips it off and it's just lingerie. I mean my the family humor of of my side is pretty pretty good with that. Are you going to do your own vows? Yeah, I'm not going to I guess so, yeah. I don't really want to do fancy crazy vows, though. I like that. >> I like your own vows, your own words. I like that. >> Yeah, I like that, too. Yeah.
11:48 I had a state-sponsored vow that I had to repeat. Yeah, courthouse? >> [laughter] >> For maximum romance. Is Is that the same level as like if you can't afford a lawyer, we'll provide you one type ████ I didn't know that [laughter] in the state of Nevada you had to do it you have to actually have witnesses and say vows. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't just ████ sign up and get married. >> that's only the state of Nevada? You don't have to have witnesses anywhere [clears throat] else? Well, when you In California, people just go and get paperwork. There's a the person there that's helping you do it is the witness. >> Witnesses? I don't know about the vow part. >> witness. >> Yeah, you have to have a witness. >> It could be like someone there. There's not >> Like I was witness for my brother in California. >> Witness per person, right? >> Like in Independence Day when he gets married, Will Smith. >> Exactly. Yeah, but uh so I I wasn't ready I I wasn't ready and then he and then the guy
12:39 ████ had a piece of paper and he goes repeat after me and we we just said it in front of Bart. That's not vows. It was. It's vows. >> yeah. Yeah. >> But I don't I don't want to do anything like to I could print out the same ones I got. >> [laughter] >> You could use Do the Nevada state vows in California? Can I use your Can I say Can I say your name, too? Can I I chose them just to come to the >> to [laughter] the wedding. Yeah, that's so sweet. Impromptu, man. >> What What What would you like, Joe? What would you like at the wedding? A non-alcoholic option cuz usually people are Like if you have you know Seventh-day Adventists, we we pride ourselves with apple cider. >> [laughter] >> And so can you keep the tradition of apple cider? >> to sit at the Seventh-day Adventist table or the JK table? Seventh-day Adventist [laughter] table. Let's go. I'll see some old friends. Can you sit
13:31 all of us at the JK table, but put Nick at the aunties' table? >> [laughter] >> Nick with the Filipino aunties? I just want to see what's going to happen. >> [laughter] >> That's pretty funny.
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