0:03 Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. Let's just make it easy. We're going to go 3 2 1 nose goes. >> What is that? What does that mean? What the hell is nose goes? Go. >> You don't You don't know nose goes? >> know, but I copied you. >> Simon says. >> Yeah, so the last person to do the thing ends up having to do something, yeah. >> All right, what is it my gonna do? >> Okay, so you you're the first one. All right, you have to text your ex. >> What the hell? >> One sentence right now, no context, no follow up. What does it say? >> Which one? >> Wait, and he has to actually do it? >> Yes. >> I don't got their number. I only have one ex that knows >> a dangerous episode. >> That's a cool conversation. We're not going to force him to text his >> I don't even got my ex's number, dude. >> You got to text an ex one sentence right
0:54 now. Just say it. >> The easiest one would be uh Hey, we got a brand deal to >> No, we can't do that. >> DO THAT ONE. >> YOU CAN'T DO THAT ONE, DUDE. >> That's too loophole-y. >> Uh >> You can only You can only text an ex that has previously sued you. >> THAT ONE? OKAY. HE'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE?" >> THEN I WOULD say uh Payment's been complete. Can you confirm? >> Received. >> Yeah. >> Can you confirm that payments complete and and this This is This has been completed. >> Years later. >> That's the That's the only >> Payment's complete. >> Hey, would you >> Please confirm. >> If you had to do it, you would know who to text? >> Yeah, who would you text? >> Would you have like a go-to that you know is easy to play that with? >> And you have to text, "I miss YOUR FAT
1:45 ASS." I MISS THAT ████ FAT JUICY juicy ass. >> Bro. >> Something like that. >> What? >> That's crazy. >> Just text out of nowhere, I miss that fat juicy ass. >> ████ >> Dude, that's insane. You got Do you have someone like you that you were like, oh, she'll she'll think of an ex all the time that one? No, but like, you know, a safe one where like, oh, this she'll be like, "Haha, very funny." You know? You got one of them's? >> Well, >> You could be like, >> I didn't know how to ████ when I was 16, but I know how TO ████ NOW. SHE'S LIKE, "WE DATED WHEN you were 30." He's like, "Hey, when I was younger, I ████ came too quick, but now I don't come like that no more. Can I try
2:35 again?" And then she's like, "You were 31." >> You were working already at that point. >> already 30-something. Yeah, I know, I'm not I'm not coming that quick no more. >> Dude, that's a deadly freaking uh that that game is so freaking scary. >> To reach out to your ex? >> Well, I mean, yeah, I guess like >> ████ yeah. >> But I mean, we used to do the the like a funny version we used to do of that back when I lived with like Redfoo and everybody. We'd do that thing where like you scroll your phone. You ever seen that? Remember we we we ████ around with that at old JK office? >> Yeah, and I called ████ You know, he tells me happy birthday every year. He just had a kid and he sends me updates. You were like, "Who's Chinaman?" But his name is Yeah. >> Yeah, that's that's really embarrassing.
3:25 Yeah, we did that one time with uh Fousey's phone. So, we made him do it and he's got who knows like there's so many important people in his phone. And then we dialed it to this thing and it was a the video is still online. Some It's some girl. He doesn't know who he's talking to. So, he has to guess in the conversation who the ████ we called. So, he's talking to this random girl. She's like, "Hey, I can't believe you're calling me right now." And he's like, "Yeah, how about it?" Like, "How you been?" Turns out she was like the ████ wardrobe specialist at like Conan O'Brien or something when he like went or something. Super random. Like only had his number for like scheduling reasons. And he has to like he's forced to talk to her and be like, "How's everything going?" >> was going on? >> It's like if you were supposed to be somewhere like at office and they gave
4:15 your number to the admin. It's like that. It's like calling her and going, "How How's everything been?" Like "It's been a while since I saw you." >> I'm still a size large. How about you? >> But then he didn't even know. He had to figure it out on the phone call. >> You have That's the game. The game is you got to figure out who the ████ you're talking to. >> That's so crazy. That >> dangerous >> Do you guys have any of your exes' numbers? >> Nope. >> I do. Yeah, yeah. I do. It's on there but also like it's good to keep them because if they call you, you don't pick up if you're trying to avoid it. >> What if you had to call someone that you that you left on bad terms with? What would the thing >> If you had to text them? >> Yeah, what would it be? >> Oh, if you if you get to pick >> left on bad terms. >> But you get to choose what you are saying? >> Yeah, what would you say? What would the first thing be?
5:05 >> Damn. >> What am I trying to get away with? Just >> It was his prompt. >> You're just You're just trying to be able to send a text that doesn't lead to more talking, I guess. >> I guess it depends on the relationship with your ex. I would just text nonsense. Like ████ raspberries are very raccoon-like. And just leave it at that. So, they're like, "What the f███?" Whatever. >> Cuz no matter what it's going to come off as you want to talk again. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> say something like, "Yeah, I'll get the cinnamon rolls." >> Yeah. >> And then they're like, "What are you saying?" Oh, sorry, wrong text, right? And then they're like, "Yeah, right, ████ You're crawling back to me." >> Yeah, you're playing some kind of like lame game, yeah.
5:55 >> That's why the only way is, I miss that fat ass. >> I would probably say something like that makes me seem a little more materialistic. I could be like, "Hey, do you still HAVE MY WATCH?" >> OH, THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD. >> YEAH, I COULD I COULD JUST be like that. Hey, I've been looking for my watch. Did I ever give that to you? >> Why the ████ DO WE HAVE TO HIT OUR EXES UP? LIKE, WHY DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS? Why >> You're going to be all mad. Why? >> Okay, fine. We have to make it more real for you then. All right. You're for some reason on your deathbed and you just did you just feel you have to get things off. You got to get something out. You got to tell one of your exes something. >> All of my exes, all if I had all of their numbers, it would be thank you for your ████ Mass send.
6:47 >> It's BCC email. Undisclosed other people are getting it. >> That's like the >> Cuz that that that that's like, hey, we we had a minute of intimacy at one point and that ████ I don't remember if it was good or bad, but >> but thank you some ████ and that was dope. >> That's very That's very nice of you to >> I'm about to die. Who ████ cares? But you're going to hold you're going to hold grudges I I I'm pretty sure the last 30 minutes of my life I'm probably not going to be thinking about, man, ████ all these ████ I'm probably going to think >> Thank you FOR THE >> MAN, I LIVED A GOOD LIFE AND I Man, I had some fun, dude. You know what? Let me thank all the girls I got some ████ from. Even if they pissed me off. Like, it's like I'm just thinking positive. Like, there was a moment in time when I really
7:38 wanted to hit that and I got to hit that. It's not like, I guess I'll hit it. >> You can't say like, thanks for caring for me? >> NO, BECAUSE WE BROKE UP. AND THEN IF SHE doesn't care no more. >> But at the time, she provided like nurse >> for having cared for me at that time. >> uh like nurturing >> I don't remember the caring moments. I just remember the death grip ████ THAT THEY HAD. AND THAT TO ME was heaven on earth. >> Yeah, that >> Do you remember any of the gifts your ex gave you? >> No, but do you remember ████ them? >> No. >> Yeah. >> You're saying everything else blacked out. All you've got left are memories of vagina. >> All you All you can remember is is having sex and eating volcano after? >> Thai tea, baby.
8:31 >> What ████ simpleton, dude. I'll be on my deathbed like, any last words? I just want to thank ALL THE ████ TIMMY, COME CLOSER, GRANDSON. WHAT? >> Do you >> I ████ thank all my whole exes for me. >> Anthony, for like for e- all your exes, do you have one that you absolutely would dread having to text? Do you have one that like you're like, ████ no, not that one, please. >> That I would dread? >> Is there one that you're like, no, please not that one? Or are they all just equally ████ still want you and ████ >> That neither of that. No. I I again, I think I've had fairly amicable like breakups and stuff. Um
9:24 If there was If there was one unnecessarily real thing that I would share in vulnerability when, you know, post Joe talking about thanking everybody for just their vaginas. Uh >> Vaginas >> I would say the I would say the ex-girlfriend that of you guys happen to know and love for some reason. Um it's like when you're when you're in that moment in that time in your life and you're breaking up, I'm such a good gaslighter. I was so convinced that it was like a mutual breakup or like these were the problems. These were the problems that our relationship had. >> Yeah. >> And now I'm like a grown ass like man, I'm like, "Oh, like I was the problem our relationship had. That's all." So just like just like recognizing that. But you never text your ex and be like, "Hey, now I realize it was all me." >> You never did that? I mean, by the time you're in another relationship with another person, like what are you doing that for?
10:14 >> But what if she goes like, "I don't even remember who you are. Shut up." >> Sure. >> That's also the same ████ that doesn't remember why they're being thanked by you. >> She's like, "I'm about to THANK YOU WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO." SHE GOES, "I DON'T even remember we ████ Like that wasn't that significant." >> I hella I hella had to do that. >> You've You've actually done that? >> I've done that. Um >> get somebody up after fact and you were already like dating >> Several times. No, I I wasn't dating someone else. I just Yeah, I did. I think I just realized how like ████ I was, yeah. >> And you just wanted to right all your wrongs type of thing? >> No, I just I mean, not even for me, just for them because I was like, "F███, like I don't want you thinking I'm over here like thinking thinking you were the problem." And I'm like, "Dude, cuz I just went through life more and I grew up a little bit. I realized like I realized how ████ selfish I was."
11:05 And then cuz like I left those relationships with the final word, which was a wrong word. You know what I mean? Like >> Was it called ████ or something? >> No, just like like I I just defined what was happening like to myself and I'm like, "This is why this is ending." >> Oh. >> But I I don't want I didn't like the idea of people moving forward and having their relationships affected by them thinking they did something wrong. Cuz then they're they're not Whoever's next is not going to get the full person they are either. So I'm like ████ I need to just be like yo that wasn't you. Like that was just my dumb ass and now I know and don't hold that like yeah. >> But then by the time they're like 80 it doesn't matter huh? >> I don't know but I do know that women ████ remember more ████ than men in those regards especially if you had like you know >> Turn into full blown conversations or they turn into >> really well. Yeah they went really
11:55 really well. >> I think that if I were to hypothetically hit up said ex and and said exactly what I shared right now about like y'all honestly at that time I thought blah blah but like really like the problem is me. I think she'd be like duh. >> She's like you still have a problem. You're ████ dumb now. >> You just figured that out? >> I've been trying to tell you. >> But you've been stubborn this whole time. >> Yeah but you guys have so many mutuals I'm sure like somebody ████ password that you you were the dumb ass.
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