0:00 [Music] I'm going to tell you guys a really crazy little story and I want to see if there's any way that you would ever do this to Joe. Gosh. >> Um, so there's this 17-year-old girl who um her his boyfriend, he's 19. >> Mhm. >> They are um I believe I believe they're in Thailand. >> Well, this isn't going to end well. >> Why? Well, I mean, they live in Thailand or the Thai people >> or they're vacationing to Thailand. >> I think he's Chinese. I don't know what she is. Maybe they're both Chinese. I don't know. But, um, basically, they they're together for for quite some time. I think like maybe like a year or two. >> Mhm. >> So, he's not a because they got together when she was younger and he was younger. >> Starting off real hot on that one. >> Coming in hot, dude. Um, and so
0:52 basically after some time I guess she's telling him like, "Hey, like my family has a company in uh Myanmar and you know you should work with them and stuff and then they go to the Thai Myanmar border together and she says, "Oh, hang on. I forgot to get something >> and she she like dips out for a second." >> Bunch of dudes come out and kidnap that guy. I heard this happens a lot. >> And they basically put him into slavery at a telecom uh like a scam call center in Myanmar. >> That's crazy. >> And she basically just sold him out like the whole It was like a long con. And eventually she Yeah. She basically sold him into slavery and he has to like >> So he's like stuck in this um in this call center place and he's like physically abused, forced to do scam calls this whole time. >> All the dudes that captures, she has to them all first. >> Probably. I don't know. I bet it's just
1:42 a online lover. And then you know how guys think they're like in like >> I think it actually was. I think it actually was. >> Guys are so easy to trick. >> They just go on Indeed. I don't understand why they're trying so hard to get employees. >> Yeah. Go on Indeed and find a call center guy. >> They want the guys that are going to hit their >> Remember when we were watching that taxi driver episode and then they had the Korean scam of like come work here's a job in Thailand. >> Same thing. >> Yep. I heard that's that that happens a lot. like they have um it's not even the people of that country but like it's gangs of like other countries like Korea, China, whatever. They open up like a call center. >> Yeah. >> And then you could do anything from only fans ████ streaming sex service to gambling. Oh yeah. The one that we watched was they were making gambling apps >> and then um another one was um yeah like
2:34 some kind of sweat shop. >> Yeah, dude. They were peeling fish or something. >> How How did they find out this guy was like caught in in distress? >> Uh, it just says that it it this it doesn't really say. It just >> Are he still there though? >> No, it says with the assistance of Chinese Chamber of Commerce in Myanmar, uh, Wang returned to China in June after paying a sum of 350,000 to the compound. What the hell? And then it says that after he uh after he returned Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. It says that the uh they they detained the girl like afterwards, too. >> To answer your question, she would do that >> to him. >> Yeah. He'd be a ████ employee >> even as a slave. >> He'd be a worse slave than he is like a regular worker. >> He's so contrarian. He would be such a
3:25 He would die before like >> 2 weeks in. >> You mean I'll take over the sweat shop? Actually, >> no. You're Japanese. You'd be, "F███ this." >> No, >> I'll just start criticizing them. Like, >> dude, you could be slaving better. Like, what are you doing? >> It's like, you're you're Okay, you're feeding us three times a day. You guys could be feeding us one and save the other two meals. That's And then you could get more slaves and feed them. But and and I'll be like giving them suggestions and later I'll be like, "Oh, ████ I ████ up. >> I ████ up." >> He'd be the ████ getting punched in the face being like, "Is that it? >> What are you doing?" Also, he wouldn't fall for it, >> but I wouldn't know he wasn't for >> But I fall for you and then you get me in trouble. >> Yeah, maybe he's already in slavery. >> I'd watch those movies. >> Yeah, I'm actually the one that owns June. >> Yeah, >> might as well at this point.
4:16 >> Yeah, >> I think he would uh not fall for it. I wouldn't know he hadn't fall for it until the moment they showed up and he'd pull a gun out. >> Oh, >> and he would have been like, "I've been waiting for this. >> I trapped you, b████." Ha. >> That's what you guys relationship is like. >> He would know. He'd be plotting it. He would have clocked it like two months before. >> Oh, yeah. Right. >> And then he'd been like, "If she can pull this off, I have respect for her and I'll stay with her." >> Yeah. >> But if she does something dumb, then I'll lose respect. >> Joe would go to the very end >> and then he'll repropose. >> Yeah. >> And I'll go to the call center, take out the head, >> and then I'll just run the call center myself. >> It would be fun. >> I think you're right, though. I think this really was like a online relationship thing that became But then they were they ended up living together. Isn't that crazy? >> That's too much effort. >> Yeah. So, she did probably suck his dick
5:07 off. >> No, they ended up living they were they were like dating and like it sounds like it was a a longdistance thing and then they ended up moving in together and then this happened. >> That's a long con. >> What if she never had any intention of that? like it was a genuine relationship and then like he just like left the toilet seat up like one too many times and she's like, "F███ this ████ I'm done. >> He's going to slavery. >> He's going to slavery." >> Yeah. Cuz that's a long time for one employee. >> Well, I guess if like let's say that you you were in Hawaii and then you know you met some call center people and they're like, "Hey, if ████ ever gets weird, you know, we could use this guy." >> I would Yeah. >> Is that something you keep in your back pocket of like >> I would I would act like super offended that they'd even brought it up. But I would keep it there. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like I would take the card and I'd be like, "Why would you give this to me? >> What's wrong with you?" >> I do know a lot of accents. >> I'm pretty useful in a call center.
5:57 What's your first go-to? What's your go-to accent for the call center? >> You know, it's the Vietnamese. >> No, do the Virgil one cuz you have to be American. >> Oh, okay. Well, hello there, everyone. >> I want to buy from that guy. That guy looks like he knows what he's talking about. >> My favorite colors are red, white, and blue. How do you do >> your stupid virtual act? >> Oh my goodness. >> Howdy duty there. Would you like to buy? >> That's the one. Dude, >> that's the one. They're not going to suspect anything. >> What state is Virgil from? Do you know? Did you clock that yet? >> Rhode Island. You're from the south. >> Yeah, something like that. >> Vermont. I don't know. >> Virgil from Vermont. >> Vermont. They have a cool ass like state phrase too. It's something like ████ live
6:47 free die hard or some ████ >> It is Die Hard with Avengers. >> Yeah. And then there's it's like state phrase. >> Oh yeah. One of them. >> It's dope, dude. >> Yeah. One of them up there. >> When I heard >> Isn't that just a Bruce Willis movie? >> One of them. >> Oh, no. It's No. Yeah, one of them is is dope. >> I put in live free die is Bruce Willis. >> There's one like that, though. One's like really close. That's really close. >> I was like, isn't that Bruce? No, it's not. Live free. >> Vermont's Vermont's uh thing is uh bring it on all or nothing. >> No, no, there's another one, right? Live free state model. >> It's not that. >> No, it's bring it on in it to win it. >> In it to win it free state model. >> Live free or die. >> Yeah, right. >> New Hampshire. >> Oh, New Hampshire. >> But if they're neighbors, they're neighbors. I got confused. >> Well, it's Vermont. I got to see what Vermont is. Home of the apple tree.
7:38 motto, >> freedom and unity. >> I like New Hampshire better. >> Live free and die is dope. >> Live free. >> That's ████ dope. >> That is a cool thing. >> No, that uh they they have or die. >> They have no taxes either. >> Uh income I mean uh sales. So it we went to a um outlet there. >> Yeah, >> it was pretty sick. Like >> cuz I mean like you buy if you're going to buy a laptop, you're going to buy expensive items. >> Yeah. Or even like a car or something. >> Yeah. No tax. Y >> Oregon's like that too, right? Sales tax. >> No sales tax. >> That's so cool, man. >> Dude, if if a state's phrase was no state tax, that's a pretty sick phrase. >> They just make it like that. No tax at all. >> No tax at all. >> No sale, man. California's like, "Tax me more, homie.
8:30 >> Please tax me. Please >> tip your tax collector." Yeah. >> Well, you always have this idea in case uh you need an escape plan. >> Sad though. I think one in three guys would fall for that. >> Dude, I think one and two, brother. >> Well, there's five people here. Who's falling for you here? >> One, two. >> What? >> No, I don't I don't believe in online lover. >> He's just looking at you. >> I don't believe it. I don't believe in online lovers. >> I don't think you would fall for it online. I think in person 100%. >> Like if someone lived with you for 2 years, >> you just It's hard not to. >> I just need two weeks. >> Yeah. You would fall for it. You wouldn't cuz I think you would play the game. I think you would know they were in on it >> and then I just keep going. >> I think you two have a little Macavaling streak and I think both of you would work out what was going on and play the game from the other side for
9:21 >> My curiosity will keep me like I wouldn't be like, "Hey, why are you doing this?" I'll be like, "Okay, ████ Let's see if this what's what's going to happen." Yeah. Let's see who becomes the slave. >> Yeah, I think that's what you two would do. >> Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. I think I would do the same thing as well. >> No, you would be the >> I would know. I would. >> No, no, I would be the quickest. Why? >> I would fall first, dude. For sure. I'm a lover. >> Oh, you are a lover. Yeah, >> I probably ask her to marry me immediately. He's a lover. >> I thought it would be a practical decision. >> Cuz he's like, "We're going on vacation. What's there a question?" >> Yeah. Everything's lined up. We're doing all the right correct things for a relationship. So, I have no reason to question. You two would just fall in love too quickly and do some dumb ████ >> What you don't know is that I plan all the vacations and all this ████ anyway. So, it's all my ████ >> Look, I'm not going to go into the ████ border. I'll tell you that. >> I don't like going to ████ border. I don't like borders. >> Yeah, I'm not going to borders.
10:11 >> That's why I saw child soldiers. >> ████ no. >> Wait a minute. But you have gone to lots of places. Um >> I guess like that's on Tiff's side of heritage, haven't you? >> Yeah, but not borders. All borders suck. I a good border. Have you ever seen a good border? >> That's true. >> Yeah. Niagara Falls in Canada and America. >> I took her to Singapore and I took her to ████ Indonesia. >> Oh, you did? >> Okay. >> But that was She hated it. She was like, "This place." >> She really hated it. >> She's like, "Where's the papooseas at?" That's what she was saying the whole time. >> No, she got she got homesick. She was like >> She was like, "There's a lot of Asian stuff around here." >> Hell yeah. >> Maybe you can give her some tips. >> Yeah. >> How's it with the Asians? Got to eat more. Nasi Lamont, dude.
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