0:00 it's like it's like 21 questions probably when they narrow it down really quick exactly the first question is a boy or a girl are they dead or alive like is this Asian are all the big noses we're taking them out [Music] uh does anybody watch the Netflix True Crime show Unsolved Mysteries yeah I've seen a couple episodes have you yeah what do you say do they Solve IT disdain because sometimes I actually when I was watching it I realized I realized it wasn't as a spicy as I thought it was oh so you wanted more depth more gold not even ████ up stuff you actually after a while I'm thinking this out loud as I'm talking about this I'm processing it out loud I think when you watch it you realize like man all these are just really sad like they're just so like and they're sad because they're all unsolved
0:50 too yeah so it's really like damn well they didn't catch the guy they didn't you know you don't get closure off any episode yeah you see everyone cry you see the whole family cry about it and people talk about something yeah I know I know who didn't who ████ did it why are you was like yeah because that's like hey man don't make fun of me oh dead babies maybe I'll smile from this maybe there's one that's not bad yeah yeah maybe because this whole time I'm thinking you just like watching shows with no closure yeah that's what I thought but that's why I stopped watching it like I watched a couple of episodes and I was like I'm over this so they tricked you yeah no it's good the trailers are good it'll be closure no no no no it's not that it's not that so why are they so mysterious
1:41 how are they gonna solve this it's like yeah you just don't realize like you think it's gonna be entertaining and then I think that's what it is you think it's gonna be entertaining and it kind of is but then it's just really sad what if there's a show called solved Mysteries I'm like let's do this baby let's get into it well on one of the episodes of Unsolved Mysteries there was a episode called abducted by a parent it was about a story about a girl named Kayla um nice yeah just German in the show it sounds like it in the show viewers heard that Kayla disappeared from her home state of Illinois in 2017 along with her mother who had been visiting for July 4th the day after the visit Kayla's dad who had full customer custody of her went to pick her up but found both mother and daughter Missy oh got the police involved in a massive search operation was launched Kayla wasn't ever able to be located
2:32 she's featured on this show though yeah and somebody happens to watch his show so this girl has could have been you that's been found six years after she was kidnapped because somebody recognized her from the Netflix TV wow wow so that's that's how you're supposed to watch it you're supposed to stop watching and then go find the guy not just go that wasn't entertaining seriously Nick what have you done you're the only one that watches the show and you can't even help you guys are guilt-tripping me now that's ████ up man you guys turn the gun back on me we're just examining the evidence what have you done to solve these unsolvable Mysteries yeah you know what it is as a as a ████ American viewer you're like what the ████ dude why am I mad that I picked this show yeah you watch something else that's what I do I'm gonna watch Seinfeld instead I'm gonna
3:22 watch the episode I've seen 50 times around don't you know that the indifference of Good Men is just as evil as evil men I don't know what your fortune cookie was that was that from Austin power yeah yeah definitely it's way too much English I don't even know what indifference means so joke's on you Anthony yeah dude that's pretty tight that somebody found like the girl though that's awesome so in the last moment what a bad person that girl is mind your business okay it's not your crime it's not your mystery well they need to cancel that episode because it's solved now take it off that one uh false advertisement I remember there was I think I think this was on Unsolved Mysteries I think it was one where um this family disappeared and they couldn't find it was there in France France or something they couldn't figure out where they were and they're like I don't know everyone was like they just vanished off the face of the Earth and
4:12 then they were all dead under the the like patio oh so that's assault the mystery yeah but that was I think one of the episodes so I was like uh so it's solved yeah yeah so they don't know how they don't know the method huh yeah yeah I think one person was missing parts of it is unsolved yeah parts of it unsolved but then it's like okay well you know well it wasn't me yeah yeah yeah there was a body yeah it's not called unfindable bodies now that's a good show that's a really good job where's the box no matter what it's called he hates it they're so pleasing this guy that's what it really is so in the last month the U.S national Center for missing an exploited Children released this aged up photo uh showing what Kayla might look like which eventually led to a sighting more than 600 miles away in wow it was
5:04 actually accurate enough yeah the owner of a shop in Asheville recognized Kayla in a shopping center from the series and reported deciding they called police who took her in a protective custody her mother was arrested and charged with one count of child abduction according to the King County state attorney's office and her bill set at a quarter million dude that's crazy because it's not like it's a person that knows her and was like Hey That's you that's a cold sighting right you know how many of those come in like all the time and they're just wrong and Netflix is like we get views baby and this is off of like an aged up photo yeah dude and their eyes are so good yeah that's ████ question that's even more remarkable to like where did confident enough to look at that person be like this has to be yeah that's you because I miss spot people all the time see mind your business like all these people's dot uh doppelgangers so someone that's a fake photo that's aged up I think this is the age it up
5:55 one and then they're like the other picture of her like in real life to see how close it is no dude if I watch that show and that girl walked into my shop I would have been like yeah whatever I wouldn't even it's not gonna make an impression on me no dude yeah plus that's like assuming that you're even still thinking about that show maybe maybe that person watched that episode like that night you know what I mean the day right before or something like that so like everything was just fresh in the mind yeah dude water though or they just did a better job than Nick you know yeah they felt their civic duty kick in they're just a better person or or that person calls like once a month saying I found this oh my God and it just hits finally finally got it right yeah crazy collar I can't even remember the same fan I've
6:47 met three times you know like I met you at UC Irvine I'm like is it because all Asians look the same is that why I think so you said it rude disguise I'm sorry I'm sorry like do you like if you order food somewhere do you remember what the worker looks like I've known hell no sometimes no you do they're unique looking no so if they're hot they're weird looking well the hardest thing would be you know when you have to describe to a police sketch artist what someone looks like that's super hard and they know the word how do they know the words like what's the what's this part called I don't know the upper lip is it see I don't even know how to describe anything but all I know is like round face fat rectangular face that's all I know oval yeah because uh I know that the sketch artist asks you questions it's normally you're not just sitting there like describing they they know how to like narrow it down so
7:37 they'll like be like is it this kind of nose is it that nose and they ask you if it's getting closer to how they looked or farther away that makes more sense because at least they have enough experience they're the experts yeah yeah that because I can't describe anything it's like it's like 21 questions probably when they narrow it down really quick exactly the first question is a boy or a girl are they dead or alive is this Asian are all the big noses we're taking them out right right it's like guess who yeah are they a boy or girl they're they Guess Who in real easy half a shaved head they got tattoos here you know what I mean what kind of eyes slanted yeah a little more slantier yeah that's a hard thing dude oh Japanese then okay that's why them s████ always come out looking nothing like the guy yeah so that was the hit don't they there's that you guys know Mark Brown on ABC that the black oh yeah yeah they're like yo this is what the suspect looks like it looks just like exactly like them that's the best stuff
8:29 um you look like Mark Brown KTLA you see there was one where they were looking for this murder and the sketch looked like a child drew it looked all ████ up but then they found the guy and he did look like really looked exactly like that that's great you've seen those uh caricature drawings in like Hawaii and stuff where they like super like diss you it's like they roast you with it right yeah those ones are like so accurate so accurate better than get your essence you know yeah yeah imagine if that was a police sketch dude just characters because they do accentuate the first thing you see so that kind of makes sense right yeah how do you guys feel about internet sleuths I think they're all wrong I think they can ruin the collateral damage is massive though
9:20 it's like even if they catch the guy they ruin the lives of Hell other people all the Netflix documentaries I've watched where they feature internet sleuth like the first half of it is how like they all just destroy the investigation yeah oh is that why you don't do anything yeah okay that's why you know what good job man because I saw the one the the Teresa Tam one where the girl at the Cecil Hotel yeah that one's rough yeah first off and I've said this on here before that web series or whatever Netflix show should have been like one episode it should have been one episode yeah it should have been 35 minutes you in you out and they did the side story about how they ruined this poor dude from like water The Rocker dude yeah yeah that's so sucky and they were like oh he's goth so he's the one so he must have did it yeah they ████ he used his lyrics like murder and I was like don't all like you know screamo dudes I don't know I'm not really in the music but it's like they just destroyed this
10:11 dude and this guy it's like they interview him and he's like crying the whole time it was sucky man but that's that was also in that particular instance the moment that the police actually decided to open up the case of the public like posting like videos and stuff right well it was a great lesson in like the refusal to believe that the true story is not remarkable that's true it was a great lesson of that it's like hey I know you don't want to think that this person just had mental issues because that's not the sexy outcome but sometimes it's not that great of a story no it's not [Music]
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