0:00 if I was like a stupid billionaire I would love to just gather all the good little Asian people and just move them to a safer spot I would I would make like a senior citizen like compound and then I'll have them there like a prison yeah and then well he's like I would make a senior citizen [Music] concentration you remember that old Chinese guy who like kept on getting freaking attacked in Francisco wait it's the same guy the old guy the old man the one that got jump kicked right yeah he actually got attacked multiple times this why do they not like this guy it it might be an unlucky unlucky like he just uh he just likes taking his grandpa walks and then dudes just be jump kicking his ass yeah it's literally wait who someone who this guy keeps getting
0:51 beat up he's in San Francisco yeah this dude from this assault see he keeps getting jump kicked I know the I know the why is it just him I mean it's not just him but like why is he like reoccurring I think it's a well obviously he's like in the area but I think it's one of those like you know every now and then you'll hear a random like ████ story about a person who got hit by lightning twice like this yeah but if he's in SF which is like the highest rate of getting jump kicked randomly then that makes sense if he'd be taking daily walks yeah maybe he just doesn't change his path so he keeps going around the same path and go oh goes that guy again Oakland SI got pre high rated me jump r i mean they got a huge portrait of that dude that got killed V yeah imagine just walking and getting bro I get I get I get jump kicked once I'm never leaving the house
1:41 bro what me too I'm staying my ass at home I thought you were going to say like they would die yeah he's like no I'm going home so this dude is now 87 years old that very very popular high proile kick was in 2020 uh and uh I don't think I saw that video at least he's alive the unfortunate thing is that obviously this is not his only attack according to his son Le was attacked again on October 1st of last year on Marcus Street Jesus uh and also let's see he was attacked another time 24 years he should be the face of stop Asian hate you how would that would it help Asian hate okay to play Devil's Advocate okay or seven years ago sorry he was cuz I I love this guy I got his back but you got to examine all angles you know how some
2:31 people have a punchable face yeah what if he has a kickable back I hate you so much and what does that look like I never seen it that's why I never did it you just want to ████ you just get mad no what if he bought a Target jacket and it's the target shut the ████ up Target Brad jackets don't have Targets on him he bought a Target jacket like a Target windbreaker yeah and there's a sign that says kick here with an arrow kick me you know what is he's wearing a hang t shirt and his 2 feet no but it is it is everyone's just like oh we got to kick that ████ yeah it is that thing of like just taking a walk there's some areas that you know that if you took a walk you probably get jum yeah you just can't take a walk all the time I think I mean this guy this guy was going to Walgreens to get medication at the time the attacker punched him
3:22 multiple he's not even walking for f people just randomly he was also attacked seven years prior where he's beaten unconscious oh so sad man the dude old he's consistent though he's going to live forever but now now he's actually chosen finally to move back to China oh he didn't got to go that far just move to Vegas just go just go to Danville yeah damn I mean he lives in what San Francisco yeah he could have gone like 20 minutes away and it's a safe neighborhood go to Bakersfield he'd be fine going to kick you over there he said ████ that I'm going to China and he plans to spend the rest of his life there okay so look here here's the ultimate test if people start kicking him over there then it's him it's him it's his jacket back dude if you go to China bro and we find out this guy is getting
4:13 kicked over there it's it's and they kick better over there they've been doing it since they were little they turn the foot over they go full lock out and they retract my God you can't beat that let's hope that doesn't happened to him huh it's just testing theories but in in a in a like weird and ████ up way if he does hella get kicked over there it's him isn't it like you almost get relief over here cuz you're like it's not us oh it's not racism yeah you know what I me there's Chinese people kicking him too yeah it also wouldn't be it also probably wouldn't be news out there bro damn damn that's really sad that's ████ up a old dude can't walk down the street without getting ████ up imagine getting ████ up three times times yeah but that's like I'll get ████ up three times if I walk in
5:03 certain areas that I live right next to it is a thing where old it is a come on like old Asian people really do be walking too much they walk way too much well at the same time they can't drive it's their it's their right to walk but that's what I mean is like even my mom like she'll just walking I'm like don't walk it's like a thing like they just want to do it every time I talk to my parents they're always bragging about how much they walk that day yeah to be fair though like we're supposed to be living in a place a world where you're not just ████ jump kicking that's the thing like we're they should be able to that to do that but the realism is you you can't reality you can't walk in America there's no places you can walk they're outnumbered by the amount of jump kickers true there's more the those in Walkers you got to drive to a place where you can walk like a mall like a nice neighborhood or like a park yeah or
5:54 just like walk in a big ass group cuz I feel like outside of like California like big cities in California not that many people there's not that many walkable cities you know what I mean hell no you got to go in the you want to you got to go in the car just to go to 7-Eleven you have to ████ go three miles out of your ████ suburb neighborhood to go to the gas station yeah everything's so far away yeah that's the problem with California though it's said jump kick atropolis dude it is it is anywhere you go you just have a high rate of being ████ up for no reason you catch me on the streets long enough I might start jump kicking people I might do it too sometime in your head you think about it you cuz then you go it ain't going to be me I'm going to get you first you got to be the number one yeah if you could jump kick anybody who would it be ooh that's a good question Edie can't be Tila Tequila you probably end you cuz she's
6:44 going to see it com in a mile away that's a good question I don't know I don't I've never had that thought you don't have thoughts of jump kicking people that's so strange I'll jump K warm Buffet yeah now you would this morning you woke up you would have done it that's going to cost a lot why it's going to cost L I found out he's evil oh dude that's an expensive one you're going to go to jail damn yeah but by the time I jump kick him one time he probably dies wouldn't you rather just jump kick a random old Asian person yeah yeah cuz it's cheaper that's the thing that's sad is like it it happens so much to like old Asian people that's so sad it's the saddest thing why you smiling you zany guy I'm smiling because it's like if you were an old Asian guy and you kept seeing that on the news wouldn't you walk less yeah I will be an old asan old Asians are stubborn ah
7:34 don't happen to me man and then he goes outside immedately get jum you know you three times but if you go to Asia though like walking is like breathing like you can't be home all day you're going to drive you're going to go crazy maybe that's why he went to China cuz he knows for sure he can walk yeah that's true and then he's like living next to a kung fu school and every day those kids come outside and kick them and ████ dude and they're so good at it they just can't turn it off yeah as soon as he walks out the whole ████ sholin Temple comes out and just jump kicks the ████ he's already notorious when he comes back to K they're like he's the guy we got to kick him oh no D and he's like I going to Thailand ████ that ████ and then he's next to a boy Thai Studio they're kicking the sh he survives that goes to Korea next to the TA Studio he got to stay out of
8:26 Asia they're very good kickers I dude bro that is a problem go to dagistan he's just attracted to feet I think I mean just knowing the state like if you live in Oakland or SF specifically you should be able to recognize the state of the city you live in currently it is bad bad bad they Clos it in and out they Clos it in and out in o're closing Denny's in and out they're closing major chain retailers cuz the crime's so bad oh ████ they're literally like losing money and putting their like employees at risk and stuff like that it's but good deals on Commercial Real Estate just in case really great deal a good deal D need to buy a restaurant with a crossed palm tree or something yeah empty locations yeah dud you'll have anything you want like this de look like an inn out got to drive through drive through it smell like Thousand Island yeah but D
9:16 your driver is going to have to ████ have bars on the windows and stuff like that yeah if your town is experiencing a high-end crime comment below got to adjust man com below if you get yeah if you're experiencing crime in your neighborhood cuz it's like we know that about La like my businesses were in the fashion district for four years I would never walk more than a block away I feel like a lot of the old folks that do walk though they don't have a choice cuz they don't have like family to drive them around they don't have the ████ Bor ride they're just like man I've been going to the same 7-Eleven every single day I'm must still do my thing cuz maybe they've been there long enough and then the neighborhood went sour but they didn't if I was like a stupid billionaire I would love to just gu gather all the good little Asian people and just move them to a safer spot I would I would make like a senior citizen
10:07 like compound and then I'll have them there like a prison yeah and then well the he's like I would make a senior citizen concentration no no no no no no University yes okay and then what we're they're going to be bored right so like Asian people they're good at sewing so I have them like sew some shoes maybe so that people can wear so they get kick no no no no no no no no no and then we're going to have um you know like arts and crafts arts and crafts jewelry making you know what I mean phones we're going to have them they're really good at making phones right or like the the the phone covers with the diamonds on it they can get their hands in there you know what I mean we'll have Tik Tok live days oh that's good that's a good idea so I think and I'm sure the recipe is probably crazy yeah it'll call it'll be called like the productive Senior Center yeah nice and then um it'll be free cuz
10:59 AKA Homeboy Industries homeboy and that Sal is kind of good though and it will sell all the things that they make and then give like the old people like purpose yeah yeah give them purpose what if all the kickers are like yo they're all gathered together one spot kick all of them it's a turkey shoot yeah yeah no that's the RIS that's the risk unfortunately yeah we kick all this is a it is a generation of kickers though dude we have a whole you bad youth of just kickers they don't use their hands anymore they just drop kick you know all they want to do is just mess up we should have never taught anybody Kung Fu dude should have kept it a secret Bruce Le was wrong ████ up now the world knows kicking using the powers against us now I can't believe Bart felt like it was the old guys fought the
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