0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we're extremely careful and today sometimes we brought on one of the careful guys ryan hasagawa everybody how's it going it came from the lair from the from the from my cave over there yeah so i mean we were talking about the uh the guns and the titties on your shirt can you show them i have i have oh dude you got van on that too yeah dude that's ████ better that looks like rice [Music] before i bought the shirt i didn't realize there were that there were titties on it i knew there were guns on it for sure but like in the picture i couldn't see that there was like a chick hanging out with you love guns so much literally literally you only saw the gun and knocked out and then there's like also this is like he's got flipping flipping the bird like
0:50 a skull ryan why do you need to hold uh a ar that that just kills people it's very good that's all it does is it kills really the only thing i've ever used my guns before he's trying to like become a part of the nation you know rook say he's like it it fires a bullet and spins it at a velocity that would kill a human being that's what all guys have you heard of the dark knight but why do you philosophy he sucks the ████ out of your dick well why do average citizens need c4 yeah why why not c3 wasn't available all right so we're going to talk about some vices okay we want to talk about some vices today what everybody's vices are the things that you can't quite let go of the things that keep you up at night the things that you don't want to tell your significant other about because you're a little too stuck in it for local that's ████ crazy so for context giant uh i don't drink this very often but my buddy david and you know who you are sends me
1:40 four dollars and 20 cents every month for using my amazon prime account and says 404 loco because we have many stories related to four lokos 4.20 is a very unique number yeah didn't for local get pulled off the shelf because they had dangerous people were dying they dumbed it down right they like took all the caffeine out yeah yeah oh that's what it was the bad part yeah it was part of the combination the caffeine was the upper that kept you from feeling as drunk so you could drink more for a loco which was just obliterated yourself so what's different from that than red bull and vodka it's the size of it because they sell it in this like pint can and they don't sell red bull and vodka they sell red bull yeah or vice versa yeah they put them together oh yeah well they did they had a crazy combination for quite a while did they wait for loko okay well i was thinking a red bull with it already mixed in there yeah there's nothing more american than a whole four
2:30 local with the flag american flag and then the size that look at compared to this water bottle the size of that ████ is bigger than a bottle of water dude if ryan had ray-bans on right now he's got a titty shirt with guns all over it needs ray-bans and he needs a goatee he needs a cousin no i need ████ uh peak america right there all right so what's your number one vice is it the millennium japanese redneck that's really awful that's what i expected though that's on brand for for it tastes like a rocket pop it tastes like it's all like weirdly sour too it kind of smells like vomit yeah a little bit midwest county fair midwest county family everyone should take a swig yeah here we go oh god yeah everybody come on let's get on it's like melted candy and carbonation and they're gonna they're gonna contact trace this to the exact point that
3:20 everybody got caught ████ right nation zero patient loco usa straight you know what i'm not that mad at it yeah but finish half the can but just the taste that's ████ delicious it's not that bad i don't know about that it's the drink of its people unless you want people americans are japanese people oh my god he's sipping it off camera he's chugging it up getting busy we're both non-drinkers on this table i feel like my heart's beating on my chest though is that normal oh it smells like do it it smells like aluminum yeah that's probably because it's the cab way back to the pump what's your advice ryan uh gambling alcohol um i don't really consider guns of ice i don't really okay gun buying can be advised if you go overboard like i just like buying toys
4:11 so i guess like unnecessarily spending on toys's advice but i definitely uh drink and have a good time and i enjoy gambling sometimes at the same time which leads to fun fun experiences not hurting anybody nice one or the other one or the other talking or gambling oh ████ uh do you have to cut one out completely probably gambling cut cut gambling out probably i'm drinking you sometimes are gambling once i discover crypto though gambling has no effect on me i blew like 1200 in like 30 minutes when we played last time and i was like oh no i could i would definitely feel wait craps you were like dude me and him played crops the other night too and it was the same ████ bart told me about that no endorphins at all huh didn't give a ████ it was weird yeah it just disappeared and then i was like that would have hurt my feelings in the past and it's not that i could afford it maybe you need a drink maybe i need a drink joe what's your
5:02 advice now ████ has it's always it's always been posted singular though right am i right yeah see but i guess it's not a vice if it's in love i'm literally about to throw up are you in love i would say absolutely but i would say that uh food and sugar yeah is advice oh once you say sugar i feel you yeah i love donuts oh i love cinnamon rolls oh cinnamon rolls uh i would say uh i don't know if this is a vice but i had to control how much money i was putting into different investments in crypto and things that sounds like gambling no sounds kind of like gambling no it doesn't sound like it but it is it
5:54 but we've been playing with this meme for quite some time now you know i do i do win um thanks to steve here uh i am winning yeah you you held on bro that's not easy ████ when everybody's telling you to let go i do think i go and let god i'll never let go jack i had to figure out a happy middle where like i was dumping money into all the every anytime somebody had a business idea they're like let's ████ do this thing or i would come up with one and i'm like let's ████ go oh man this is gonna work this is gonna work and then you just like pump all everything and i'm like oh ████ hold on what am i gonna do for the next four months because i got to figure out the average bills that i got to take care of because i'm out here dumping everything and i'm just like oh ████ what about tomorrow so like the old what about tomorrow i hate that question too i say that i
6:45 see that question when i drink too what about tomorrow oh no we're back i'm gonna go to work tomorrow what about tomorrow well having seen having seen have to say real quick having seen both sides of the fence with you now because like you obviously you were doing this with me for like five years now it's it's interesting how when you first got into crypto right with me you were you you knew how much ethereum i had and you wanted to have that much ethereum or i think a little bit more already remember that i was like what do you got steve yeah i am very competitive when it comes to everything so yeah i'm like whatever you had yet 300 or let's go i'm gonna get that too and i was like i never told him to get that to do that he's just that's how joe is and he never tells me to do anything he just says these coins i believe in what i'm doing and i go oh that's what you believe i believe it two guys he's like so i put 250 thousand dollars and then i'm like
7:35 i'm telling nikki i'm like what the ████ is he doing he gives it more steve's over here just like this is it is this how cult start is this how easy it is i believe in these principles right here in my science fiction every cult needs a joe yeah dude every call needs a steven joe to back steve up steve steve's our nancy pelosi yeah yeah that's it you are nancy you're a golden goose he's made all of us money by picking the right racehorse yeah you guys could credit you guys for doing it man because not everybody does so good job but but no so having seen that so i would say that's one of your advices too is that you have a very competitive spirit and sometimes to my detriment yeah well it worked out but yeah you learned because you're killing it so far not bad i told one of these guys to prove a point i would burn my own business down which is not very what point yeah one that i'm currently working on if you haven't noticed
8:28 bro what are you talking about it's deflationary let him get all his sd cards out first how about you ryan what's your miami vice unhidden or just hidden vices no i just don't have the common ones i have really freaking dumb ones like like gardening or something my worst advice are micro transactions and games that i like i did that for a second you mean like you buy like the the apps on the bubble games or some ████ well i mean not in like stu not in like little like time consumer games but like final fantasy or sims or gta back before you know you could just hack the ████ but like when you had to pay for little things i've probably put more money in that than all of you guys have in crypto no i'm just kidding that's insane no but a lot like i could buy a nice
9:19 ████ infinity g37 i don't know it's oddly specific they spent thousands thousand video games tens of thousands i hope not well then you're not even close to what we put in crypto yeah but the freaking value of it like like for instance there's this game right now that's like freaking i don't know if it's like seven years old now it's called final fantasy brave exvius and it's on mobile and it combines characters from every final fantasy that's ever been ever including like other franchises so it just has all your childhood nostalgia wrapped into one package and it's a gambling thing on how to get you you're like rolling to get these characters so it's kind of like pokemon where you don't know what you're going to get but you yeah or you just pay for it or or you pay to have a
10:10 better chance at rolling which is even worse you're just paying for like slightly better odds i'll have your back on you're the claw game guy dude i'll have your back on this hundred percent in 2013 i got into this thing called madden ultimate team because i love madden right and madden ultimate teammates pay to open packs of cards and you don't know what the ████ in it's the chance of winning chance of winning chance of getting a super rare and then maybe it'll make me better in the online game even though all i do is throw pics so i suck anyway i had a peyton manning 99 overall i was i was junking picks right into the ████ defender's hands every time so it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i suck anyway but it was that little rush you get opening the packs i must have dropped 400 on it and then i was like okay i uninstalled the game i cracked the cd in half and i never forgot wow you have a lot of weapons no no it's because some girl was like oh i didn't know you did this you play madden ultimate team
11:01 i think a funnier observation here is that like okay everyone's cheap on some stuff and then ████ you spend crazy on some other stuff and it doesn't make any sense right it's like the asian uncle that's like cheap on everything goes to mcdonald's and ████ steals napkins but when he gets into a casino his whole bank account is wiped out yeah see i i think i think first of all this is my advice right here no question i think that yeah for sure i don't gamble believe it or not that's funny to some people but anybody who's in my cryptocorner group knows i'm all about measuring risk and so like even some new move that i'm doing i'll do not even five percent move of my old stack into it so that even if that doesn't work out it doesn't do anything to my overall stack and then if if i'm buying something hopefully i'm buying it like in the ratios well enough where it eats up more of my stack and the ratios beating these other coins
11:52 that i would have been holding out and then proving itself to my stack and and showing me why you know it worked out or or not if not at least five percent who cares but otherwise i keep my mainstays and i don't really gamble anything which is um i don't i'm not interested in gambling at all like uh it's never been a thing for me every time i play a slot machine i get instant anxiety yeah because i'm just but you like you like craps though i like craps but it's not i have a i do 200 total and i'm done you know and it's it's that's true the way you play you don't play like a gambler and craps is so community it makes it like a fun like a group yeah it's so different from any other game that sounds like a gambler who's trying to like validate justify yeah that's how he plays you should see how i play it was scary watching you play honestly at the crafts it was a little bit scary but it was also really fun watching bart is even scarier than
12:43 joe though because bart will dangle chips over the table and then just drop 500 like as a role is happening and that was half of my money too that you he ran he's like you guys had any money and i'm like yeah and i give him and he's just using that ████ to ████ play like that wow hey community i know right security game but there's yeah there's certain things that i'm just absolutely like i won't spend on even though i'm a enthusiast like porn or like vegan or whatever yeah extra extra oh yeah guacamole and porn i actually bought one i bought one porn like like no it wasn't even an account it was just one video that i bought was it nft no it was it was because i was watching a streaming site and then i came across one of my childhood pornos that was like one of the first ones i got into and i
13:33 was like oh ████ no way right and i was like no i was like how do you get the whole video and then like yeah i dug deep and then i ████ bought it for like 20 bucks and i'm like damn i spent a lot on porn dude because i don't believe about like if you could get that fix for free why buy it but then i was a big fan you know so i just felt really you couldn't get that fix for free then it's a series called euro angels wow and it's a 90s porn star his name is um good start so you watch it for sometimes because you know back then the dudes like peter north or whatever right like they had their own taste of girls that they would get and like their own ████ style so it's like yeah some guys would be into latin girls or whatever right so like so like i was like oh this guy's like a dj like male porn stars are like a dj like they're great at selecting the music and
14:25 putting together the scenes and ████ and it's like mel gibson you know he's ████ acting and making a directing you know and you like he would appreciate that comparison yeah so i'm a real connoisseur here guys and then so like that's that's kind of nostalgic to me and i'm like you know what i can't let this one get away because i'm never gonna be able to find this again so i had to buy it so you're 20 under in porn under because i don't know how i'm going to get that back try really hard man make a profit on it you got to sell it for 21 to a new 18 year old euro angels zero angels and i don't like anal sex and he always does anal sex i have to fast forward through that scene you're like boom the whole time but i might get back into it we'll see the animals actually nice but then it's like those things right where i'm like dude i got the money to pay for this why don't i ever pay for it
15:15 like why like why it's the principle so dude i think so because there's a principle they're not paying for yeah yeah and free breakfast right sometimes i'm not even hungry if you get a free breakfast at the hotel the continental breakfast is garbage it's a ████ packaged muffin and a banana or something right sometimes it's kind of nostalgic yeah it's something that's kind of nostalgic it's something about those something about that s█████ bacon yeah i have today yeah well if there's hot food in the continent's breakfast i'm game on always but if it's just cereal waffle maker i was just gonna say that or dude honestly the little cup of apple jacks because i never eat apple jacks except for if i'm at a hotel for some reason pretty dope the milk it's pretty dope oh uh another vice mexican food dude me and mexican food mexican chicks no me and mexican food have a ████ up
16:05 relationship mostly because i think it's because when i was a kid we always went like if we if my family ever hung out we went to go and got mexican food and i think that when the pandemic happened i didn't get to see my family for like years and then i think that going to mexican food was like almost like giving me that familial like ████ thing like getting some mexican food so you ate a lot of the mexican food oh yeah it was just carb city bro from city usa amelia assad carb city usa definitely not carb city mexico it's still american country it's not our thing i know that i'm in mexico everything revolves around this country it's a sichuan food ████ change ████ spice taste or whatever man what's the specific dish of that more so the szechuan pepper the numbing pepper is the numbing pepper ████ they got fish they got fried chicken frog
16:56 white cod that was that's fire i get diarrhea the next day yeah are we all sodium boys here everybody here i love sweet and savory oh really i don't really like sweet at all really you're not a sweet guy i don't eat dessert don't ████ eat candy you are sweet you are sweetheart thanks guys this is so wholesome because my vice used to be ecstasy uh i was just thinking them like everybody's vices are pretty good burglarizing homes and trying to get more drugs with my friends and it's turned into this oh i can't do sugar you know what i mean like that's not that if i have all my high school friends here together they would look at us like a group full of little ████ or they just think we're all lying and they'd be like no come on it's really hookers all of you guys well yeah my advice is murder yeah my advice is coffee now dude and joe joe if joe so bougie now that if he needs a drink he
17:46 has to drink a 500 bottle of ████ which is jake's ████ one ounce a year yeah yeah you know what if you guys bring a uh another one what's the one i bought you yeah the macallan no no the other one the glenfitting you got me the 18. let's swap it out this is too spicy for me if you guys breathe are you ████ kidding i'll i'll drink that one instead i will bring you anything you want it's 200 bucks but haven't you haven't you drink like two sips out of that i don't know if that's a good deal you i'll take some okay yeah let's go i love it this is the beginning of the second session so it's gonna last like 10 minutes and he's gonna be drunk this is a celebration you still gotta say your vice before the video's over mine's food mine's boring and i binge eat like a ████
18:36 sweets i can think of a better one what do you think my advice is gay porn went grappling groping and grappling somebody's been drinking it i think half of it's gone [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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