0:00 [Music] okay welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about if one day in your exact current relationship you wake up and your chick grew a dick what do you do jack it off CH grew one CH grew one GRE one you really would jack it off what's say know like that what's her emotional attitude towards it I don't want she's like who what the ████ are wish I don't have a ████ anymore I have this but everything else is exactly the same you know you know you know what do that doesn't give me emotional your life is how it is is she happy about it is there a so there's a dick and a ████ too no just it just grew out so like that it's anud and can
0:51 I double this make it worse it's bigger than yours follow question I don't that doesn't make it worse for me it's it's I already assumed that I mean she's 5 small Jo dude if it's bigger than I mean is tall That's crazy cuz is significantly shorter so proportionate she would look like she's got a huge dumb she probably lose all the blood to her head and pass out she probably never wear shorts again in her life I'll tell you what I won't do I ain't sucking it that's sucking it n what if she's like babe babe I haven't nutted in like ████ a month that's not sucking you can just hand job no I know but I mean even nutting we got to do it the other way where I got to go in from the an and hit the prostate then yeah I'd be like now I didn't even get a we didn't even get a baby yet oh is that that's a good question hey look look at that does she also have a
1:42 prostate sure but yeah you said there a prompt oh you didn't say that been taken down question got taken over double news double news used to a when she was like yo uh I want to try this whole pegging stuff hell no why she why would she want to try that cuz she's got a big old dick now yeah cuz it's like I want to I want to test this bad boy out what makes me sad as come yeah that makes you sad why no but there's no balls you didn't say ball don't you swallow come Joe no wait basally that she can't come or she can come she can come or she can come now that she can come that's nasty but it might turn you on you just a dick though how do you the the the question is there balls oh there's no balls oh he just said there's no balls there's there's
2:32 ballate it's in the prompt the question is it groom what's the work around like how do you deal with it what do you do a you tell it always pants always pants can I tell you something gay then yeah go ahead so I did warn us I did once tell Gio that I loved her so much that even if she was a dude I'd probably still be with her okay but i' be with her how are you sucking on that dick don't ask Bart questions that's what you would say are you saying like if she turned into a dude after you're in love with her or if she started out as a dude with all the same traits you would have fallen in gay no no no no no no none of that gay ████ I'm talking about I'm talking about I love her as a person so much like her soul right okay that it so deep you take her
3:25 dick so if she wanted to transition dud she turned into a dude brother if she turned into a dude the next day um I would still love her but I have to jack off way more now but then but then here but is there a let me ask you this is there a difference between if like a ████ wicked witch turned her a new guy or if she just wanted to transition one day not make it so ████ real that's crazy always makes it so transition will be tough still a transition would be really hard that's a choice The Witch's Curse is easier I would out of our control I don't have magic spells I'm not bigger than mine how did that happen yeah I would ask her if the reason why she's transitioning is also because she like girls or microplastics and I'll be
4:15 like well can you just go ahead and start getting some girls before you transition and let me watch before you transition that's a good work around I might treat this like a young dude would treat like getting this girl pregnant mhm okay if she wakes up with a dick I'd probably be like what do you want to do oh get rid of it get it get rid of it like a young dude like that kind of dude like get rid of it right now get rid of it yeah no about what take this pill no we're going we're going going on every ride I I'll support you either way like that You' say it all like oh damn all right what what if a milkshake what if it's like a lizard's tail and even if she gets off it grows back slowly grows back so you have to live
5:06 with it you guys try to hack this situation than you have to live with protect the prop protect C is the dick keeps growing the witch tells you don't cut it off it's like the Santa Santa Claus where he shaves his beard and it pops right back up and then your yours gets smaller okay here's the truth guys you have to live with it my one true love Nina has a peanis got to call her Nino [Laughter] now we call her Big Nino big Nino big Nino Nino supro that why did that change it she's like come sit in my lap baby oh dang come St of me baby like I'm just going to have to ride you know what I mean you got ride who ride yeah literally both that means you love that's the first position you want to try if I once I get desensitize it cuz in the beginning of course I'm for sure
5:57 100% never going to suck that dick but then eventually in the beginning but but then eventually you have a hard stance you get so desensitized to it you know what I mean it's always there it becomes your new normal yeah it's my new normal and then one day one day we're just going to 69 I don't want a new normal one day I'm not saying I want it but she didn't chw it's not a transition she she got a witches curse I got to help shoulder the burd perks per what we only have a one bathroom so I don't have to wait for her to pee we could pee together yeah that's is that a perk she'll never say no to a urinal again is that a perk is that worst seeing her penis peeing next to you no it's just like sometimes sometimes I got to go pee really bad and she's ████ peeing and I'm I'm not too worried I'm not too worried about people I'm not too worried about people her anymore oh oh yeah it
6:50 could still happen she still got a female's body to worri she still got a female's body no but the thing is once sensors yeah once they like you know and then they're oh ████ I think oh I see what I wasn't but she still going to go through the trauma of the I'm not as worried not as worried by like a 1% hey are we trying to be on the same page we're on the same page protect the prompt you're the c c so so Consulting you you're saying that like beginners day one there's no way you're sucking that dick but over time you think you could like you be on JK news and you're like hey guys today welcome back to care boys today we're talking about how suck dick is not that big a deal let's go around the room for my want true love big Nino yeah yeah yeah Big N I would be like I bid you good
7:43 days I think it is easier to jack it off than to suck it smack would be called Big smack what if she's like we' jacked off more than we've sucked what if she's like hey I've been stroking a lot cuz I like dick obviously cuz she's a chick I was and then she's like I've been stroking stroking I think you're going to need to suck it cuz I don't know if I can jack it anymore she makes that face here's another perk here's another perk she turns into a guy here's another perk I'll look at her be like I could definitely make you come now oh that's positive that's positive you're a half glass full guy that's Brave as ████ now he knows how to work that's that's too positive that's like ████ setting off a ████ nuclear bomb and going I like silence yeah too positive I do hate
8:34 lines I love the piece traffic the is amazing hey that's our ████ let's go baby 8 billion people died but meanwhile the gerer counter just also meanwhile Bart's just messing with a ████ phallic object the whole video got exposed stroking that straw I'm trying to get over it he's working start baby he's trying to get past the the real quick dude imagine you're In-N-Out with with Gio right and like ta is going to the bathroom or something and and and you're like what do you want to do later and G's like trying to get my dicks up oh ████ imag Gio like saying it like that just imagine Gio putting her ████ big old skull hand on Bart's skull just hey babe hey babe hey babe
9:25 hey babe hey big strong manab babe hey big strong man get to work hey yo yo yo yo yo hey you're going to have to open a little wider than that hey bro and also to she taller than you too hey can you do that program get strong I have to go why do I love you so much today's video is brought to you by rocket money did you know that the average American thinks they have $62 worth of monthly subscriptions what that's a lot of money but the real number is actually $300 a month so that's like that's a car payment yeah that's a car payment that's like part of your rent that's like having a bunch of extra cell phone bills so I actually learned this hard uh
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11:58 ████ todler trying to eat e a broccoli am of that we got videos where we're just truly imagining ourselves sucking dick on this show people are like yo that was like six gay videos in a row don't worry 10 seven we're going to make it 11 you can make a James rodo compilation trying to figure out new ways to talk about being gay that's not what this is about this is about being in love or the people that are I grew up on you guys you guys taught me homophobia now they can grow down on us going back on your word you say I grew up on you guys and I'm like how old are you and they're like I'm 19 I'm like oh my God we ruined the human being that means we were Mr Rogers for them at 8 years old yeah oh
12:48 we're dunzo then I don't know Mr Rogers is the right comparison oh yeah we're like the view for him oh the view like with more CL no you're ████ worth ████ that is crazy though think do you think uh Nikki having a dick would change her personality I honestly I hope it would make her like the time of the month wouldn't exist anymore and then oh she'd be better time of the month is intense for Nikki really some sometimes of the month I'm like where the ████ is she I'm like like glass is pretty quiet I haven't seen her in a minute and I'm like I don't know where she went Ks are like walking around they all wondering too I go upstairs I look all over she's nowhere I opened the closet door which is both closets are closed she's just laying down shut up yeah no just laying
13:39 down laying in the closet she's laying down clet she's got a no she's got a pillow behind her head and she's just like she's just like I want to melt into a puddle into the floor and I'm like I understand babe I love you if you need anything call me let me know close the door that's it's the time of the month why cuz she's in yeah is she in pain or it's the she's on shrimp the cramps are bad like the first day she's tripping hard this is like the third fourth day where yeah despair sets in and like just feeling like the world's about to end and ████ like that suicidal ideations all that all the crazy dark ████ all the crazy dark ████ just comes out and yeah it's it's intense got to make her she shed what's that got make her Sheed she shed yeah I think her she shed is is our clet it's pretty nice it's air conditioned it's big it's spous she
14:29 could look at better hangers and clothes and stuff that do you see my you see the closet nice closet I'd lay down in there you can walk in and walk out the other door cuz I bet sometimes you just want to be by yourself and just like in darkness and it's sensory overload because she's like on but you can't but you can't ever admit that that's what's going on if they're acting crazy you're just like oh she's probably her period's coming or she's on her period and then they mention and you're like I ████ knew it but you can't ever say it cuz if you ever say it they go you don't ████ you're you're discrediting everything that I say and I'm all like yeah because you're on your period it's not not that ████ serious right now typically you're absolutely right but Nikki's has a crazy Super Brain where she she understands how crazy she sounds the she understands and she's like she she can almost have an out of- body experience and go I know this is crazy right now and this is the best thing about her honestly is she's EXT the penis not not the big old ████ dick that's bigger than mine uh no that she
15:21 can have that self-awareness while she's in the throws of things is like the most mature ████ ever props to her at all times she's ████ crazy can I actually you something really personal then of course would you prefer she was circumcised or not yeah for sure that's really personal I think that's too personal that's not fair you have the answer that's not fair I don't even I mean I would rather just be you know you want to be able to dock her yeah I want to dock that thing you want to be able to dock I want to dock that thing I want to feel closer are you cut I'm half cut really the doctor ████ up half yeah so it's it's like a katana you got it's not it's a mini Hood they they a negative slope halfly protected it's a it Secret Service couldn't go on so your like couldn't protect it are you a top flap or bottom flap I'm a so it's like half circumcised cir a mock
16:13 turtleneck went right over their head didn't even I wouldn't want her circumcised you wouldn't so we could talk each other that's cute you're circumcised you really are best friends that's all I know I'm not I'm not circumcised so that means you could wait it's better if one is circumcised and one isn't cuz one is go yeah but then there's no yeah there's no Mutual understanding like you want to be able to play both you want Chinese finger trap each other would you call that a perk would you call that being able to dock a perk I would say that's a perk cuz you get closer to to your partner better at uh a poker do I would think I would be better at poker dick would help her better at po oh yeah because no uh no woman has ever won the World Series so that's obvious whoa that's like a huge thing in the poker Community cuz there's just way less women who play poker so there some people in the poker Community who are kind of like old schoolers who are like
17:03 well there's a reason why no women have ever won because they they just don't have the they don't take as many risks as men because there's only five chicks exactly it it's like dude wait we're not talking about underwater sea welding here bro we're talking about ████ poker and yeah there's just there are there are less women who play poker that's women are interested in that ████ right there'll be like 10 tables and there's one chick there was just a chick who made final table which was the first time since the the mid99s so like there was everyone was rooting for her because she could have won the whole thing and changed that narrative dang yeah yeah yeah can we stick to the whole dick thing stop talking poker dude yeah if you want to get back to the dick if J had a dick I think from now on she has to also let me uh allow me to call her butt KY kaboy I like that like a butt ████ I like thaty if you think about it I like that like if the girls got the
17:55 dick too that's just the way sicker like whole package no how expect to yeah totally no way no pal cuz like she's got like a penis and finding out your ████ crypto hard wallet has to pay taxes too you're like what the ████ I didn't see this coming interesting that's what are you talking about so Anthony's going was talking about how she's got a dick and boob now and how that's tight yeah but you only got a dick in your flat chest did like she's the hotter commity call flat chested show them Bart show them your I don't understand what you're trying to say he's saying that it's sick that she now has a dick cuz it's even better than before no that's I say hey guess what I my Tesla needs gas too I'm like how's that better that wasn't part of the deal
18:45 pretty entertaining though zero for two maybe it's pretty funny to know that when uh when you're when you're both on Splash Mountain and it goes to the bottom you go oh perspective she's in on it I think I will kick Hannah in the ball hey that's kind of cool because she needs to know how that feels I like that and if you get mad that is a part you can suck me ████ nuts boy boy you got a license to kick me there what a crown juice because now 1% you're Queen Emerald you're you're socking the 1% that's a dude do they say Family Jewels that's manto man viol like yo I can't sock you in the face but I could sock you in the nut yeah oh if you if you punch her it's
19:35 not domestic violence not cuz it's just no it's dudes getting down fighting mutual combat so so now when your chicks hang out with their girlfriends and ████ right like that right and you come out like cuz you're just working out or some ████ B and like all ████ you're like you're like making yourself a water or something boring uh at the at the refrigerator and and she's like with her girlfriends and she's like hey uh I was balls deep in that ████ last oh no I was I was pulling his ████ ears back turn around you're like what what what was what's funny our balls touched I'm soing my butthole sh I have a a new insecurity that would develop too she lasts longer than you no nice try she can't get hard I don't make you hard what the ████ yo that's crazy we make each other hard
20:25 anymore oh my God but imagine imagine she starts growing a curiosity of what it feels like to put her dick in a vagina and she becomes straight she's a cheater she'll never come back cheating wh can't with a vagina bro but here's the thing it's like let's say a hot girl walks into the room right and you're with your wife you always got to be like eyes are over here right you're always you're like you're not paying attention you know what I mean but now you ████ looking at her but now if she's looking at her I'm like hey over here honey all right that dick stays with me that's right that's my dick dude that's my dick he grab it too that's Myck yeah you grab it because if if we were swingers and both of us were like all right let's see who gets to her first chances are she's going to win she win yeah you know what I mean girls girl and girl they're just
21:17 that game is going to be way easier that Best of Both Worlds titties and the dick yeah best of both worlds best combo game naturally like I think to beat her game I would have to go get like breast plants what wa you're telling me that's your key to Victory Diesel and a Tesla that's weird what are you going to say comparison that's like nuking a city to you hear silence that's weird people going to look at you like this why is this guy with the goatee have titties and why am I jerking off to it and why are they so Supple it's getting a little more common oh yeah there's Ryan again making it too real humble in fashion baby it's a high didn't ask me we at the gas station there's this dude with like full on 5:00 shadow and then um like hair tie
22:07 back and then like stocky build of like a experienced Gardener tight jeans and then like almost falling and stumbling on heels and I Tao was like what is that and I was like Papa doesn't know either Papa doesn't know either Papa doesn't know what is that Papa doesn't what even are you papa doesn't he's it's not polite to stare the ████ daddy chill daddy chill what in the heck is even that I like the idea that Anthony Anthony is like you know if my chick grew a dick uh I wouldn't tell anyone but there'd be signs and Anthony's like he's just way happier he's way happier that's the
22:57 sign yeah what best of both worlds best and then I have new boobs that's so sick dude I can't wait to be gay that's not being gay hey well we didn't say that was gay right it's a woman's penis hey dude I didn't do it the ████ witch did it yeah it's not my fault I didn't ask for it yeah the witch the Witch to come back okay with our girl transition a witch curer I'm like can you give me a vagina witch oh ████ see that's that's the next prompt
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