0:00 I'm really grateful to be uh I think this is really nice that we could all be together and uh have a really nice time and everybody is very talented and I'm inspired by everybody and it's really cool that we're all together on Christmas and uh I have a small penis but you guys could touch it why was it cut the first part yeah don't make don't yeah you're going to make the asian look bad don't do that just the last part what's up dude did you find your keys yeah can you help us bring some TBL yeah is it going to fit should I move my car oh that's fine solid to me get ready to catch it all just just
0:53 take bro eat one in the face by five tables o [Music] W don't mind us what's funny nice good job he brought your baby holy smoke this is my lady good seeing you dude how are you he's like our honorary seventh member yeah so many cool things say about you the baby he a baby so don't worry when he cries he's gone they they've had a baby this is this is better than a diddy
1:43 party you let me tell you sick Bro you sick yeah thanks for the inv yeah I brought funions oh heck yeah yeah but oh yes yes I did put on 10 PL and he's like crazy you know what I'm talking about hey you get something like does anyone have a wine bottle opener look what
2:36 she can you explain what you're doing try to open the wine and TJ it's not coming out it's not moved a bit and TJ told me if I smack it against the wall with a shoe on that it'll start coming out and then you can pull it out but this is as far as I've got it which is nowhere it works it doesn't Mak some stronger strong maybe I'll do it I don't know where are you chicken B have you had Star Bread before you don't know what
3:26 star bread is is this the okay so this is like it's like this is like Filipino crack in bread form I'm going to make them try it super flip take one and then I'll see you I'll see you in a little bit cuz you're going to want another one all right have you guys ever had starbread before very Filipino yeah it's the most Filipino thing you're going to have today try it we haven't this a prank dude it's not a prank no it's bomb that is a little sus how you walked out bro it's have you ever tried there's a Filipinos are so am I allowed to am I allowed to open it first yeah open it yeah is there going to be like a it's just bread right it's just sweet bread it's so like sugary but it's like really addicting just so you know yeah we have this in bigas fire is TA at her mom's yeah with
4:17 her with his cousins oh yeah dude I got to show you something you'll get a ████ crack out of this I was told to ask you what this video is about I am so happy to tell you so Mr ran I'm I have a bone ack with you so last year I wasn't invited to this party Bart was like they don't have to invite you you're like you're like the queen of JK you know that you're just invited no matter what and I'm like no I need an official invite and that's kind of been the running joke honestly I don't really care but it's just funny to talk ████ so then randomly ran sends me a text do you want to see the whole video not even bro he might be there but I feel like he's way too famous let's go going on G this is a message from JK
5:08 news they said you're invited to the JK holiday party on December 23rd and I think saying I told him I think about it and then that's right who's begging us not to do it on this day oh he was yeah for everybody who's seen the the episode we were shooting Airsoft project M1 that's the owner steing him all the time you can't have him everybody knows Ron he's now a City Commissioner for Irvine after he was running for mayor and then we got Andy
6:00 who owns my tattoo that's the uh company that did all of our uh fear everyone tattoos on our legs 6 months over here fun over here good job you like to be touch likeit who he's the most favorite guy know you can't even like get in contact with him wait a minute just like Lego you just got to make sure you know you can weld it stare socks Su dude what' you get it's trash I Hae it all you brought the
6:52 fun ████ what's up dude of course I came late I figured it' be too much but you know better too much than not enough hey you know what I asked Ryan how many people he said 30 I said how many you drink he said maybe 15 so I assume 10 so everybody gets half a bottle this my wife one that we talk about for like 8 hours of content what wasia Ethan Ethan nice to meet you you remember can I yeah pour me one though okay good good my wife but we'll walk oh cuz like upside down because I bought it at the second most expensive mer Christmas how are you oh my God you know what your peanut brittle was keeping me awake oh 6our Drive they
7:44 had 6 hours too oh my goodness hi Merry Christmas good to see you I came today oh there he is hey the only Reas right the only reason the season oh is this our new office you sign a 5year deal on this place cool more expensive way nicer than other one are you dud I thought you were going to show up what you talking about I brought alcohol for you specific no no way how are you going to see the man looking good still looking good it's still there it's not temporary
8:35 look at those dude [Music] CH let me see see it's coming out oh oh he's we did it we did it wait here here no you just hold on to it and then work you did it did it white sand on my right no the camera's off you got to have a white Santa I was waiting for this to go like that my face no I'm not going to stab you no no one wants to wind up see St safe that's cuz you shook it too much it's not carbon what's in here like penis or
9:26 something just sugar and penis it is just sugar I was hoping for penis is that weird to say can we cut that out ████ brother how are you El oh don't say that El that's a bad word is that corn street corn hey isn't that corn [Applause] love that hey but like but I think you're right that's it's the Lord's Chips nobody else you're so what you're so nice to meet you yeah this is our buddy this is our buddy Ronnie herbine mayor but now he City Commissioner oh
10:17 you are yeah yeah R irine election though it's not C thank you for coming man I got my cup don't worry about me too late it's been resolved the conflict has been resolved another one going to die who's driving baby's driving baby driving H first Toast of the night did you want one I'm good good she wants two you want the whole here a better be good dude ████ all right yes
11:15 okay cheers yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo Yoo that I didn't catch that at all that was from the heart what language was or something on that you know just do something later y'all have you had a hard life this year on the beginning of this year it's going to get harder next year to being hard or going all year our's going to be a toast okay maybe this won't be less AG a little more a little more thank you everybody for showing up to this sick ass party am I right yeah everybody everybody that's here right now uh you guys have all contributed into making all of our Lives
12:05 much better especially this guy Jason doing toast when he comes in when he comes in all right he's here Jason's making a toast good job Ken passing it off passing the Paton pass what Paton to Jason this is my favorite hey this is making it into the final edit okay it's in the final edit make sure don't don't say don't put the pressure it was going to be good putting your tour dates right after goe dud I just want to say that um I'm really grateful to be uh I think this is really nice that we could all be together and uh have a really nice time and everybody is very talented and I'm inspired by everybody and it's really cool that we're all together on Christmas and uh I have a small penis but you guys could touch it why was it cut the first part yeah y
12:58 don't make don't yeah you going to make the asian look bad don't do that just the last part it touched me hey share a secret with him um I used to be sexually attracted to my mother how do you know your penis is small I've seen everybody's penis I'm gay I don't feel I'm gay we got to talk about a breach of cont cont after that one I'm sorry God damn it I wrote a contract but I forgot it I forgot it I'm play oh ████ hey what's up I don't want nobody robing me I feel you I feel you we got in the house cheers everybody Merry
13:49 Christmas Chaser thank just drink it can I okay my to name's Eric Sav Savio it's good to meet you I remember I was at the ████ man I remember yeah yeah keep looking mysterious got you camera you know I tight ████ ████ you guys you guys cheering you guys cheering all good bu yo I'm really surprised how smooth this is bro no this
14:39 one's dring when I see kids at it's fun but like they build Shide you're going to take my spot that's good cool tight wow everybody wow poses okay be uncomfortable be uncomfortable smile your smile
15:43 yes everyone okay now one for our I know Co I do want to grab eat though can't hold it for that long I can't I can't hold it that long
16:35 drop perfect what's the Chinese thing like this yeah whatever they
17:29 little bit notot I focus a lot on like of touring likeing tickets and all that St now I'm like cool it was I I don't here getting over he's [Applause]
18:21 open I ████ I mean it's nice lot of Main
19:26 right here Dad St one baby it still ████ says United airlin bro it's so specific hey Christian you know what if you'll take it I'll I'm not ████ keeping this in my house dude there it is there it is where's the good what I I no you don't want that dude what the ████ you don't want that dude you probably buy an airplane can this just stop D like what is it like an annual
20:16 Redemption that's the one that's the last one that's the last one where's Jason bro there's a necklace an ornament ornament that's it a new video came out literally you just posted it enjoy your new blanket enjoy it says United oh my God why is so digitally high quality he lost his
21:20 [Applause] [Music] cover my knees are get [Music] hey and need a shot a you all [Music] [Applause] they're there they're there that's a candid I'm just chilling
22:11 you know I didn't even know you were here oh wait you have a camera that's crazy I didn't even see it I thought you acting all can you hold your right hand out I'm going to take a different one this one will be it okay watch can you imagine your card right here I'm going to take the seven watch if you take the seven just say your card out loud right now two di wait two two uh di Diamond yeah two Diamond do you feel that you can actually get it to change all right thisam look so dramatic do you know how to snap your fingers yes here look here what I'm do I'm take your card I'll put it in maybe about halfway every time you snap not yet every time you snap your card will jump to the top
23:02 watch snap you see it jump back to the top like this let's do it again I'll do it slow watch watch watch can you lift about half the deck lift about half yeah watch we'll put it in the middle put it back down snap your fingers you see a jump to the [Applause] top wait wait that's actually really wild the only one with your name on it wow that's crazy look I'll let you do it you might think I'm doing something right here come close watch the card okay I want you to push this card in okay so you can see it sticking out you see it yes your name yes push it in all the way for me go ahead push it in go ahead push snap oh s it jerked in my
23:53 [Applause] mouth sorry I snapped that's what happened I shouldn't SNA oh my God I'm going to do this I'm going to do this I'm going to put a bend in the car you see this okay you see the bend yeah watch you see the bend this watch it's like a string if you take it you can go you pull it turn it over take a [Applause] look got keep it under your pillow under my nothing's going to happen you got keep just in case you never know you never know I'm not saying anything man look can you can you do this can you just say stop take the [Applause] card
24:46 back I put mine right there can you hold your hand out for me I'm going to take a different one can you remember this one the king Take theing on top what was the card you took what Diamond diamonds okay watch tight okay tell me if you feel anything watch the 10 you take the 10 like this you shake it you shake the 10 watch take it you shake it you get change to the uh wait if I'm holding the what's in your hand right what's in your hand wait what wait take a look wait no I legit how do I don't
25:39 know I know that's so C IDE you trying to pie it together I am wow what crazy I don't know what do I do with this no I don't have a lighter you got some S no oh you have can has a lighter you have a lighter hi uh this is how you do it you light it you light it light what light it light it light it okay okay that's it that's it that's all you need you get a little bit of heat you can fuse the pieces back together take a look oh bro oh wow how do
26:30 that good to see you that's it's me trying to find out how you doing it I'm watching every step mouth is crazy wow wow they got those video evidence too where the idea came from wow very cute yeah very cute
27:24 [Applause] so viral I can't IM 1 two three oh
28:22 my are you serious got help oh my God now do it this way do this way do this way do this way do this way ready my dick is my dick I it take a little bit what's hey let us I F you sorry your belt broke [Music]
29:14 dude this military BT H is that what you want yo I think my dick my dick no why are youing under I why Compu I did it they did it I was Play De that's that's that's gay man hey put that up that's gay sh te to hang your head and cry so know we can make it we can make it make it if we try just [Applause] [Music] be and I'll be orange forever more [Music]
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