0:00 but when a guy is trying to be like if he's trying to look sexy that's a little gay look sexy guy I just did g that's your honest look sexy yeah we like don't look gay just there you go that's a little gay dude Bart Bart look sexy real quick yeah see did I didn't know he had that dog in [Music] him welcome back to a highly breathable episode of O I can't breathe how come I didn't get one can I try give me breathe easy got us these uh nose strips yeah I really like them I are they better than the Amazon kinds is it the correct I use the Amazon kinds oh breathe is it breath easy I don't know it could be breathe easy why do you get that one how come you don't just use the one that Brees these ones are thick though yeah these
0:51 are really thick why can't we use tape but I just like that they're I'm going to save mine later for so I could sleep better with it dude try the mouth tape yo I Tred the mouth tape hardcore and I I got really good sleep with this I thought mouth tape was I've seen him wear them a lot and they're white and I'm like I sometimes when I go to sleep with my mouth open my throat my throat hurts in the morning when I sleep so I don't I don't like to sleep with my I'm going sleep with it on tonight it helps me uh sleep better honestly with the mouth closed and I don't snore as much so that's great how do you put it on like this yeah just like that yeah but don't you wash your face cuz you don't want grease on I like to do this I like to open my nostrils cuz I feel like it's going to keep it open yeah that's that's what I do too why didn't you tell us to do that in the first place we had a terrible instructor I thought we had to wash our face so then did not the oil and it doesn't get stuck this is better than the one I buy from Amazon yeah these are
1:42 good these are great I like them yeah so the guy that owns his company is a JK fan shout out send it to me I'll wear it every night I got some for you I got some for you Bre Bre company the company's in Australia though I think wow so they had to spend International shipping fees just to get these over to us you guys really love who we are yeah they're really cool I like them a lot I think Mr horoi was the one that made it very popular to just wear this and on camera it actually feels so much nicer dude it's it's a game changer you can't put it down right maybe I should get septum surgery I wore it to sleep you about to put another layer yeah no this is the stuff oh what is that oh that's Menthol huh yeah she gave me a hit it's like smelling salts
2:32 but like on ecstasy and you hit that dude I don't think I need ecstasy brother I really like it I'm my mom introduced me to these and I was like Mom what the ████ is oh your mom's a raver that's tight you know what now to think of it she might be she's I don't know Mom she is kind of cool so maybe she is yeah put it in the comments bom what's your Rave name Sparkles that's her name Sparkles um these are pretty good throughout your life like growing up do you remember have you ever been made fun of for something you were wearing all the time every day why why so one of the ones was I remember I remember showing up my first uh first day in seventh grade so my elementary school went to sixth grade in seventh grade you go to his junior high so it's kind of like different elementary schools but my
3:22 same friend went to that middle school and I remember the first day of school he saw my shoes and he goes oh you wore those last year and I just remember going I didn't know I was supposed to change shoes last year you know when are that age everything's like that's rough and I was like how does ████ recognized my shoes through the summer man how do you remember you wor those last year oh that's rough man one of my first uh clothing roasts was by my cousin um I was wearing Oshkosh like I had a I had a overall and it said Oshkosh on it I was like a I was like four or some ████ but ashash if you read it out loud I mean if you read it it's it looks like osiko
4:15 that means piss and ████ like it means piss or like urine is it like the proper name or is it like oiko is like P P so he would look at it goes osiko and then he would look at it and point at it and then I'd just be like no that's H funny that's not what it say it means piss it sucks that like the delivery is so powerful it's actually he's red for not reading it right but you take it to the heart cuz the delivery is so strong he called it piss wait did anybody else wear a white T-shirt and a black tank top over the a t-shirt nah what the heck are you trying to be like ████ Soulja Boy or
5:06 boy why' you wear a tank top over a white yo I saw this one guy do it so I did it the next day and those guys were teasing me for doing it like that's whack I can't believe doing that right now but you're the one that did it the they you're copy I was like bro I was copying you and he's like now you're copying me whack and I was like damn that was so yesterday dude I got bullied so bad you got bullied a lot you kind of deserve it for that one yeah ████ for real in Middle School there was um we had like picture day but for like friends for your yearbook so you would take pictures with your friends and it would go in the yearbook and everybody would plan out kind of who they would take their picture with so I had like a few of my girlfriends I was going to take pictures with and for some reason I wore these like purple velvet pants that day and they refused to take a picture with me for the
5:57 year they're like you're wearing that oh that's ████ up yeah bro girls are mean yeah they're so mean girls are ████ mean you're not colorcoded the whole and and it was like in the morning too so it was like the whole day I felt it so like Bart's feeling of like like that old were you Middle School was like yeah you're like I want to go home and change I want to go home and change yeah I want to go change were you like oh ████ I got the Velvet on and yeah I was like I got the purple velvet oh no no dude damn you know what I think we took maybe one because they were just like okay like I guess we should just like and the photographer's like get get her out of get this weirdo out of here and then um are you guys get that movie curtain out of here doesn't match the theme at all I think they said that they
6:48 were going to go do something and I was like okay and then I like saw them take more pH that's way worse and then the one in the yearbook was the and then the ones in the yearbook oh yeah yeah yeah not so it lasted a whole ████ Year dude Jesus Christ D that's that's pretty rough man girls are mean girls are so mean I mean they could have just had you in the back with no velvet pants you know like right behind it's just waste up and then you know or the home girls could have crouched right in front of your legs and it blocked it I know that that would be the real friend just block the pants you talk to any of them again no I barely talk to anybody from high school that's good see not worth it it's not worth it who cares it'll be okay I would but a lot of them died oh Jesus from tagging from tagging tagging related
7:39 deaths what about you Nick Mr fashion FAA dude let me tell you I was uh my sisters they were like seven six and seven years older than me and they used to treat me like a ████ Barbie doll dude they' be like oh let's just try let's just make you wear this that's tight you know so damn one time they made me come in with this like purple giant like and I'm a little guy I'm a small tiny petique man yeah how old were you like five nah bro I was in like Middle School maybe like a freshman in high school oh so this is when it's deserved because it taught me a big lesson to never let my sisters dress me or anyone dress you and they would send you to school like that bro sometimes they' be like oh here we got you an outfit like just try this and my dumbass was like oh okay one time I wore this ████ purple shirt this oversized purple collared shirt collar too they
8:30 call her this look like Grimace bro yeah I look like a ████ idiot dude and then okay this is the ████ kicker bro a small guy is really funny yeah dude it was just I was like in between sizes and ████ you know so it's like it was like a small but I'm still like swimming in it and then and then they they made me wear these like cargo shorts that were like uh no I guess like quilt like quilt pattern where where are they getting this I don't know what the fu tilted caros yeah it it was just like a bunch of Stripes everywhere it was like it was just not good dude yeah yeah yeah FL who's buying prank clothes in your house DG they sent me out and I just got ████ destroyed I I got I got
9:20 destroyed by everybody the fact that they're setting you up for this and they thought they sent me out on good faith that I was looking fire they're like oh yeah like this is a cute oh my God they they're ████ with you they gas you I think they really thought they it was tight oh I really do think this oh and uh yeah dude I was getting wrecked but it's it was welld deserved it taught me a very valuable lesson anytime they buy me clothes I don't want to wear that dude I'd have like a trauma or does Tiff now tell you like oh you should get this this looks cute ear nah she just let you wear whatever you want yeah and that's why I just walk around in hoodies and sweats all day oh just easy leure today's video is brought to you by Robin Hood did you know that even if you have a 401k for retirement you can still have an IRA
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11:03 including loss limitations apply to Ira and 401ks 3% match requires Robin Hood gold for one year from the date of the first 3% match must keep Robin Hood Ira for 5 years the 3% matching on transfers is subject to specific terms and conditions Robin Hood Ira available to us customers and good standing Robin Hood Financial LLC member sic is a registered broker dealer I remember this one time so like I didn't really understand you know when you're in elementary school you don't really understand like every piece of your garment needs to be presentable like even your underwear till Junior High you change with people right so people see your underwear or they see your socks or whatever and I remember some fool he saw my socks and he was like damn fool you wear those to church I'm like why cuz they holy cuz that ████ holes all
11:55 over that's have a line for you a roast com D yeah holes in the socks like ████ like that like Baby Jeff Ross talking to you people if you you had like a faded black shirt or something like that holes in your socks were know what I ████ like hella wor sometimes you would see for some reason you're homie in underwears right and some reason like some I don't know he gets pants or you just changing or whatever and then and then it's like when you're the only one with tidy White oh with maybe Ninja Turtles on it tidy Whitey time was and everyone else has like boxers and like and I'm like what the ████ what is that you still look like a sumo guy yeah then like I got
12:45 ████ Red Ranger on my butt cheeks and ████ you know like and everyone's got like boxers boxer Brees all that and I'm like what I was like and I would go home beg my mom like I want new underwear like the ones that look like shorts and then she didn't get it she's like why would you that's not underwear those are like swimming pants like she didn't get it cuz like my dad wore tidy whes and she goes he wears it it's normal like that's technically like the more the modernized evolution boxers is old school yeah but all the all the cool kids or when you're like older like those they're like that's babies underwear like I we like adult underwear now and I was like oh man I felt like man I got a training bra on or something like I'm not I'm not a man yet yeah I remember in junior high too there's uh I forgot someone was like yo what pants size you wear I was like 14
13:36 they're like what the ████ is 14 and on the back it says like youth 14 they're like what you wear a kids clothes everyone's already wearing like 30 32 you know like I was like 30 why is your number so big it's cuz they're wearing like like grownup siiz clothes but at that age dude I was like man I am I was not prepared for what like what that's the wor 14 a 14 like you don't wear 32s I'm like what the ████ is a 32 man are you do you do you see a difference in like are you less attracted to a guy who's wearing tidy whes versus like I think I've seen a guy in my recent years wear tidy whes that's a red flag you're telling me that's like Europe I'm just wondering if it's like or is there like a type of underwear for men that wouldn't be as
14:27 nice if you like discovered it upon on this moment yeah what if he was wearing like a silky g- string yeah yeah yeah I would have questions I would have questions what if he's like question time's over Q&A is over pal this guy's got a great line question time's over right right where you're about to go I guess if you're confident you can kind of pull anything off yeah that's true no but he had a silky g string but his dong was he yeah see he you know what's funny is like you know you know in Vegas when you're on the Strip there's always like those strippers and like comy Thunder from Down Under right Thunder from Down Under and then me and Hannah were walking by and she goes they still look
15:17 [Music] gay and all like Thunder from Down Under entertainers like male entertainer things they they do look like cuz their face is like you can see like some of them are though yeah well they are but but but they are you know what I think makes it look gay to me it looks like every gay guy likes that but only some girls like that so it looks like of course it looks gay but when a guy is trying to be like if he's trying to look sexy a little gay it yeah when guys were like like you know we sexy look sexy right now at Le a little gay look sexy good I just did g that's your honest look sexy yeah we like don't look gay just there you go that's sexy that's a little gay dude Bart Bart look sexy real quick yes he did I didn't know he had that dog in him Ty casted immediately when's the last
16:08 time you guys felt self-conscious about something you wore M self-conscious like as an adult oh as an adult well cuz I don't give a ████ if someone makes fun of me anymore but then I think now it's like when you don't dress the occasion or you're just you missed the memo you're like oh ████ today's not shorts day but I think but I think it's also normal like like I'll if I get like heavier then my and my clothes are still small and then you notice that you're too big for this thing now you don't blame the dyer like a shrink well I do ████ laundry anyway so my ████ shrinks every time on top of I'm expanding so it's like both oh yeah white t-shirt at session Tuesday it was a white T-shirt but my belly was kind of like like pumping pumping my belly was like Hey every time I top rock was like hey oh you didn't feel as cool I was just like damn I feel fat but
16:59 you know what's a good one is uh if you're wearing a white shirt and you can see my nipples to the sh back in the day in school people used to get roasted for that ████ I got dark nips so they show bro and I'm like a this is bad but you don't feel sexy no I feel embarrassed no but if you back in high school or before if you got caught like that people just pinch the ████ out of your nipples cuz they know exactly where to get him wife beaters you're so used to like oh yeah hey long as girls pinched it long as girls pinched it that was cool yeah that's still embarrassing I don't like that I do like my age now because I don't really give a ████ about too much so it's hard to think about well this guy takes out trash in his underwear so yeah I don't remember the last time I was like ashamed of my what I wore it's got to be like in college or something also because you choose your
17:49 clothing now imagine if you didn't though oh yeah not choosing your clothing I've been catching myself uh like sometimes I'll be in a hurry to walk the dogs in the morning before I go to work and it'll be like 6:00 a.m. but like I don't want to get dressed yet so I'll be like in my boxers but I'll wear a bathrobe but it's like it kind of looks womanly a little bit you're in a bathro or your like partner gets you something that they maybe thought you might like but you don't and they want you to wear it that's hard I'll wear it I'll wear it I have no shame you know when I was insecure when it comes to stuff like that so I'm friends with a couple other brands and they'll send me stuff and we send stuff back and forth one of them is a Jiu-Jitsu brand and like he send me some dope ass ████ but when I put it on it looks like I've been doing Jiu-Jitsu for like 20 years I'm like there's no way I'm ████ wearing this ████ to practice no you have to
18:39 though cuz they're going to look at me and they like cuz there's like this mentality of like white belts you need to just wear white GES and up your game you're not at the level like there's that kind of culture so I'm like I don't want to show up there looking like a ████ Power Ranger and I'm just getting choked up all ████ n ████ that dude you should rock it who I I'll take it I'm like one day schoolo you should wear it it's exactly like those guys that don't really have fast bikes but they're full suited it's the same ████ it's like why are you full suited bro ████ you can fall off and be fine in or the Tactical guys that have all the ████ and they suck ass at shooting yeah same thing full suit in a rebel 500 safy first or or uh or those guys that wear Ferrari Brad clothing bro yeah and they're ubering and they're Uber like yo you
19:31 open the door Ferrari outfit like Uber Eats I'm like what the ████ come on man you from a different country that's fine but like yo different country and then you look out your window this ████ driving to Prius dude that's crazy that's kind of how I felt when we all got Lakers jerseys when I was in eighth grade like each one of my friends got their own different Laker jersey and then uh I didn't I obviously don't know which Lakers is the coolest cuz I just collected cards I didn't even watch the games so I ended up with a Cedric sabalos Jersey and no like he's kind of not popular and then um we all went to Magic Mountain to Six Flags wearing our jerseys and then for some reason people are always like yeah high five and then Cedric zalos is like he's like a bench warmer or something I I have no idea but everybody I've never heard that name cuz everybody picked Eddie Jones Nick Van
20:22 XEL like everyone picked these other dudes then I was just like who's left uh Cedric Small's Jersey so I just bought it that's TI I didn't know people give me high fives at 6 people were mean to you cuz he like these older like you know the white cool guys like oh look at this Allstar team what's up and they go they go to the back of me Cedric BS did you like go ████ I got I want to take it off or I mean it was too late I was just like it's my fault I don't know who that is my friend bought me like this Yankees jacket and I it just super comfortable to wear and I remember one time I was walking by the hall at school and the guys were like oh I can't believe believe he could wear that after they lost so hard and I'm all like oh ████ that's right this is sports that's right that's a sports yeah and I felt so weird after that like this is sports man I'm
21:12 not even a supporter of the New York Yankees I just it's a nice comfortable jacket yeah but I felt I felt bad after like man like I don't want to rep that team no more that still happens to me though cuz I like wearing vintage shirts and sometimes it'll be like a vintage Oriol shirt or something and then someone will come up to me start talking to me about sports and I'm just like oh dude I just like the way it looks yeah I hate that Hawaii Hawaii nobody was really about like you anyone would wear Lakers or whatever and no one would be tripping about teams really but it's only when I came to California everybody's like why would you rock that ████ socks team you know and I'm in California I'm just like what the ████ it's a hat I heard in Hawaii people don't like when you wear Hawaiian shirts oh I mean you just look like a ████ tourist you know you just like y' it depends on what F yeah if you get the all red or the all blue one from the ABC
22:02 Store yeah that one I like that one it's a eyesore it's a eyes sore you know you're just looking at them like ah ████ uh you know what about Hawaii are there any Hawaiian brands that are like like native to Hawaii that people do like yeah I mean like you have the Miley and all these local stores that have their own style but a lot of people just get the ruka's ████ LW shirt the super plain and very low VIs visible flowers they got to keep it low visible flowers I want to barely see these guys all right I feel like depending on what kind of local you are like if you're Polynesian then you get the the traditional print Aloha shirt and then if you're like Japanese then you get the more like Japanese wood block hookai looking waves and ████ or like yeah
22:54 culture represent yeah did either of you guys I know you probably didn't I don't know if you did did you you ever wear the long shorts and then pull your socks up hell yeah you did that too I did that riding skateboards back in the day oh yeah I guess it was a a lot of people had that style sticky long shorts cuz I always thought it was a cholo thing and then I thought I could do that so I did that and then I wore I think it was freshman year I wore a like a green flannel buttoned up and I had a ████ hair knet on oh I would blow dry my hair back damn you were like ████ fos per Loos but I was full Filipino that is getting ready to get hit up though like hit me up guys shoot me yeah and I got made fun of for that because I just thought it was just how a style back then but I feel like damn in La though it it it a lot of that ████
23:46 crossed over though like everyone kind of wore similar ████ cuz we all shopped at the Swap me but then because it's freshman year I didn't know how good of a school I was going to oh you in the wrong school yeah nobody looks like everybody's just mad normal so they were just like what are you are you high this crazy guyy wait you didn't have to wear uniforms actually don't have uniforms back then they didn't do it till I left yeah nice yeah but you could wear whatever you want but also it was hard because again you have to like sustain oh wait that's yeah that's high school when I was going there for junior high they junior high still had to yeah only High School Holo shirt but now they have to wear uniforms again oh that went until private school you have to wear uniforms yep but then you are you allowed to wear your own type of jacket it over nope damn that honestly eliminates a lot of the trouble of like getting made fun of her clothes I is
24:36 there's like some things that like some people would do to like make the style look a little bit better yeah like for girls like if you chose to wear pants instead of the skirt is that bad loser that's a loser thing loser you should have been like ho no wasn't the the the skirts like pants though mm-m half and half well I mean my experience they weren't people are so mean in junior high man
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