0:00 oh just do it everybody did it Joe oh ████ me today bro you went really close [Music] though all right before we get this article underway we are going to promote this that we Bart doesn't sell anymore the barbell Brigade smelling salts cuz Colleen's never smelled them oh no try it take a little bit oh there's definitely still the water in here all you ready wow wait is is it pretty bad don't just don't go don't do that just like you can do that just like like you're breathing like you're breathing okay yeah ready breathing all right you want to close your eyes you want to go for it breathe like you're breathing okay breathe like you're breathing W get it at bar oh wait let me get a
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1:43 who knows and list them off the Ten Commandments thou shall not kill even better all right go for it you want the 70 Adventist one oh there's the Seven Day Adventist one I didn't know that is it different thou number one there probably 20 Commandments number one Thou shalt have no other gods before me yes ding ding ding number two is uh Thou shalt not make any graven images uh Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images okay or image what does that mean like making an idol okay false Idols that's good enough yes thou shall not lie thou shall not kill he's in order we're going in order we're going number three um still in there I got like a second win what's number three what's number three it's something I forgot bro it's close to this can you give me a hint yeah yeah people always say it all the time false Idols like oh my God name in vain oh yeah yeah yeah Thou shalt not
2:33 take the Lord God's name in in V wow so the first take the name of Lord thy God in vain number four is to Thou shalt keep my holy day holy it's different for every religion yeah yeah yeah yeah remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy five is Thou shalt not bear false witness no oh ████ honor thy father honor thy father and mother yeah okay wow and then it's Thou shalt not so all of that so all of that is better than killing I mean worse than killing that's kill is number six it's not in order of like severity oh it's not yeah cuz I would believe that the first one is probably the most important one wait number seven is that's bare false witness Thou shalt not commit adultery ████ that's adultery then it's very false witness and no steal Thou shalt not steal oh ████ steal thou shall not steal Thou shalt not lie with another man's wife B Be Falls against
3:23 thy neighbor Thy Neighbor Thou shalt not CET Thou shalt not tickle the dog's balls Joe we were so close to just getting them in something and you really wanted to get your contributions in there what what number are we on we're done that was 10 let's go with 11 let's see what 11's about why there is an 11th theoretically really what is it it was that uh th it's the one that Jesus left behind he said like Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself which is my most important commandment oh ████ hey you really do know the That was supposed to be the one that negated everything else to be like guys mistakes happen but just make sure you love your neighbor hey you're a real SDA or that's the youth pastor one but what about what if if what if you don't love yourself so then like if you hate
4:14 yourself then you don't going to love you're not going to love your neighbor the way you love yourself oh wait maybe I got it wrong I think it's like love love thy neighbor as I love you it might not be that makes a lot more sense it might not be connected to your self-esteem it's not do on to others that you want done to you cuz if it is a ████ yeah yeah do on to others that you don't want do on to you and then so like I gave a guy hand job cuz I want to get a hand job one day I think that's what Jesus meant but you can't do it if you're get hand jobs yeah you can't give someone a hand job just so you can get one back that's not holy you got to do it out of the kindness of your heart that's Hoy it need to be generous that's so happen to be reciprocate that's from the Hoy Bible you know God wanted that for you got a win good you're like Jesus yeah but then that's in violation that using the name yeah yes that's using the name in v no that's using the name with vain e that's disgusting dude it's hard
5:05 to keep any of these Commandments honestly man they're tough okay well the reason why we're talking about this is because Louisiana the state that became the first to require public schools to display the religious text of the Ten Commandments is now getting sued by families over its constitutionality and the governor has said to parents that have been against this tell your child not to look how you guys feel about that that's that's an interesting that's fair enough don't look don't look over there wait aren't they supposed to separate church and state yeah mhm but then that's kind of weird thing too because if it's one nation under God then that should have been yeah I mean look at our dollar bill indivisible In God We Trust look of our Pledge of Allegiance yeah but when they meant that
5:55 they they still understood that culturally everyone was Christian back then yeah so they they they didn't want the clergy to run the government or like be involved in whatever but I think like I don't think the church and state meant like completely no Christianity cuz I feel like the foundation is still on on Christianity yeah it's it's foundationally a Christian country isn't it yeah yep look at Texas every ████ mile is a church the Bible dude Hawaii has a lot of churches too dude Hawai has ton of you see him in Island the big yeah you see them everywhere dude cuz Hawaii is dominantly a Christian but then that is true if something is state funded it's not supposed to have religious influence the argument that it's unconstitutional is that based off of
6:47 what just the idea of like freedom of religion I think there's no church in state I don't even know if that's in the Constitution I made that one up but those lines get blurred all the time though right I guess didn't they used to pray at school and then they weren't cool with that yeah I feel like it just depends on where your public school is at yeah it's more Regional yeah like that might be the regional culture that they're just like Jesus loving folk but they're not necessarily like from a denomination cuz I feel like SoCal out here well nowadays I feel a lot more people are open about like being I guess anti-religion you know maybe in like some of the circles that that I know generally but yeah I feel like we kind of have fallen off of uh being tied with religion in a lot of ways yeah
7:38 especially with like CH Christianity and Christian church and stuff that just seems unavoidable that like the existence of of like I guess God in like public school I can't imagine how they could like separate that forever like perfectly yeah right cuz yeah it's freedom of religion that is the unconstitutionality of it that they suing for oh really it's a cuz so that cuz they don't have freedom because it's there so the people that aren't Christian don't have freedom is what they're saying uh the people that are yeah the the move prompted a CO Coalition of parents Jewish and Christian Unitarian Universalist and non-religious to sue the state days later in federal court they argue that the legislation substantially interferes with and burdens their First Amendment right to raise their children with whatever religious Doctrine they want
8:29 that's true true yeah that makes sense but you know like you said earlier right don't look just don't look look the other way but then the influence exists among the student body I think that's where it's not fair that's up to them I don't know man that sounds complicated but that's culture though you can't really change culture like that right yeah you got people ████ talking about what's your ████ star sign at the same time they're saying no God right but I remember in elementary school people there would still be times when people prayed or like but then we also went to um private school after public school and an obviously that's cuz a lot of public schools were changing at the time to be more like non-religious but I feel like growing up it was pretty normal I don't know so what are they
9:21 trying to do now is is like ban all Christian stuff Al together I mean the this is like we were talking about regionally right like if your public school in your region or your area is one way then you might be like let me just drive down to the other city that's close by but the second this makes it a whole Statewide thing it puts you in a different position right where you're like okay if I don't accept or believe in these same values or I don't want my child to be you know uh amongst this type of like perspective or or religious belief and Faith you have either less of a choice or you have to move the funny odd thing is that growing up in a mega religious school we still had to learn about theories that disproved our own religion like what
10:12 science science like evolutionism like uh yeah yeah but did they scoff while teaching I think they did but like they also taught about like all of the histories behind the sciences and all of the like creatures that have evolved and and even like we learned about what other scientists think is ridiculous about religion y but like if they yeah they were scoffing but they were still telling you about it that's the thing that's interesting like you you still had the choice to like agree with the teacher and if the teacher's scoffing you kind of don't give a ████ cuz you're not really agreeing with them anyway so it's almost like what a strange thing that Christian schools are probably learning about more Evolution than like public schools learning Christianity the whole thing about like the area and what they like so Salt Lake City it's not a secret that is ran by
11:02 the Mormon church right the whole place was Utah was built on Mormonism um I found out that all of their Public Schools they have a free period and they build their high schools and things with um the Mormon church that buys a certain piece of land that's kind of facing this high school so the high school is public right so it's done by public funds but they always leave a plot of land where the church will purchase and then they'll create their own little thing and then the students have a free period That's not state funded but they can conveniently walk over to the Mormon like Bible study side and then they do that and then they go back to the regular classes so they're two separate things but it's they conveniently set it up so that the
11:54 Mormon church can build all that stuff and I'm like that's that's kind of an interesting take on how they like are able to blend I don't know like I guess the law is you can't have church and state but they make it work yeah I feel like that's what's going to happen though like in a lot of these these areas they're going to find a way where they can practice their own religion and practice what they feel like is right to their in their Community which I feel like you just got to let people do what they're going to do yeah like it it feels like at least in the South they're pretty good at integrating the two but maybe it's one of those things where that is the law like yeah separation of church and state unless you're cool with it imagine that would be pretty tight like if it's like hey no plates you guys good all right cool if you have any complaint say it now yeah I'll shut this whole thing if they're being sued then yeah someone wasn't
12:44 happy obviously I wonder or it could be like the Church of Satan and they always uh troll anytime they try to do a church and state thing and then they'll they'll like make some devil worshipping thing Church of sat are like the the best trolls yeah what really religion you think that's sued the school what religion sued the school what what you know the parents what religion I thought they were not of I thought they were like not religious yeah I thought that was well it actually said a coalition of parents that are include like Jewish and Christian and like non-religious and so it's like just parents all across the board yeah then don't look man damn St should be a governor y keep your eyes to yourself
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