0:00 [Music] thank you hey we uh have a bit of a tragedy here of course we do we're waiting for one I don't care what tragedy it is I'm bringing it back to yes you know what's funnyest too is like usually when we're we have all these news articles most of them are sad today's been pretty light I news is right I'll make it lighter say a veteran fried chicken cook no finish the statement died after fainting and falling face first into his walk of hot oil cuz it's sad so yeah no I was on board it's like a blunder you know and that's that's the news so there a part where you got RI that's it cut it he just passed out into the oil or he tripped and fell he fainted he fainted
0:50 people be fainting a lot 58-year-old like seen fried chicken cook from Malaysia it's apparently quite famous for his Fried Chicken oh and he just ████ fainted became his passion he prob that's what I was thinking about I didn't want to say it he tried himself I saw you need to take your electrolytes man do you think he fainted because it's hot in Malaysia and he had a heat stroke and he's probably working all ████ B you just said you need to take your electrolytes the second I walked in here you started telling me that you were eating enough fats just so your fingernails don't fall off that's cuz my coach told me maybe his coach was telling him oh body don't don't do a bodybuilding next to Hot Oil that's not okay that's where he went wrong dude when you were cutting that like amount of calories did you feel like you could just faint at any time I blacked out every time I stood up wo so every time I stood up that sounds kind of sick
1:40 actually every time I stood up I have to go like this and you saw a star and then I can move or else I'll just black you don't even eat any casamigos you're just like just don't eat so like I was like backing up like at least I don't know 100 times a day like I would have to like get up and then like go oh ████ that sounds terrible and then and then go up hey when you all like we're like not even eating that much and all of a sudden you ate sugary ass cereal did you go yeah it felt crazy like it felt like Goosebumps ████ electricity like going up and down my neck it felt crazy cuz my first thing of carbs was on the meal plan was a half a box of cereal so went from like zero carbs to a half a box of cereal like cuz a couple days before the show you want to carb up so you feel full and I was like okay here we go and as I was eating I was like oh God how good did it taste ████ so good man it's the best
2:31 I like he's thinking about it right now it does sound kind of good right now I'm living through him cinnamon to crush yes dude imagine the first kid that they gave that to they're like they're like here I can eat this but like like they're testing it out before they get rid of they like get like a bunch of kids and and they give them like they tape their iPhones up in the thing and they there's a call back I'm sorry I can't got to stop the callbacks he gives them the Cinnamon Toast Crunch and then the kid eats it and he just ████ He's King out think about the first time you had Cinnamon Toast Crunch it changed your life what if that kid though just like he was hella spoiled in high class and stuff and he's been tasting ████ all these different SE Like Rice Krispies treats and ████ all the Corn Pops and stuff and he's like this is all right I feel like I feel like cinnamon toast crunch was pretty early on in child abuse is okay if they're like shut the ████ up give this ████ Cinnamon Toast Crunch I feel like I feel like cinnamon toast crunch was pretty early on in the Cal
3:21 game am I wrong yeah so we lived in a good ERA where our parents didn't have a healthy alternative they're like ████ it they're like ooh this has vitamin A and just hook you up with Lucky Charms we also beli the wrong food pyramid that was huge wait wait what you know what the food pyramid you know the FDA Food Pyramid I remember saying things like ████ cereal is all good like that yeah we grew up where like protein was at the top and carbs and fat was the most you should consume at the bottom of the dude those guys are idiots it's the opposite yeah it's opposite the opposite we've been swindled like this but that was a good good ERA anybody got favorite cereal you know I used to I used to but less people were fat back then no oh man but until more well now it's just like but I think
4:11 we see now is a result of that pyramid I think that marketing and we just got more people now you know oh I remember when um we used to get Lucky Charms a lot and my mom would get pissed because I would eat all the marshmallows now they make them with just the marshmallows really I think it's so overrated not too much Cal milk Lucky Charms that's pretty good yeah just the marshmallows no cuz I get the cereal and I just eat all the marshmallows and then I put it back up and so they they bu like where the ████ is the marshmallows what's everyone's favorite cereal in here go quick to Crunch baby Frosted Flakes kind of gu ████ golden grams golden GRS n better than golden grams I I had I had eras it's a rotation okay he was like he's a connoisseur Barry Kicks Berry kicks no yes that was I enjoyed
5:01 them but it was never close to a favorite I had I definitely had Cinnamon Toast Crunch I definitely had Corn Pops I definitely had uh Rice Krispies Treats I definitely had Apple Jacks and then my my oldest era was honey O's I did like the Honey Bunches of boats honey honey o is different the yellow small box and it's just ████ super sweet chocolate rice crispy treats cuz it makes their milk chocolate mine was cookie crisps yeah cookie yeah cie Crisp that's not a ████ I us like Apple Jack so much that I would steal my sister's Froot Loops and take all the orange and green ones only you're a pain in the ass you're kind of a psycho it's called a little brother back up yeah dude I wish I had a sister I could do you guys remember the cinnamon roll one yes yeah it was Cinnabon Cinnabon yeah yeah yeah they came out with the yeah that was pretty good that was hella good yeah we were ████
5:52 spoiled yeah dude we were pieces of ████ did you ever make ghetto cereal what's that sometimes you don't have it so you get saltin crackers and you crunch it up throw it milk and then pour sugar on it you act like that's something that we all did like that's just you bro bro that's pretty ████ ganger dude that's GH as ████ that's pretty ████ it's Chinese cereal my mom called it that's that's what my mom would do she would take whole milk cuz I wouldn't drink the whole milk and she puts uh sugar in it be like this is soy milk now that's not soy milk cuz it would taste like soy milk really yeah it would okay Mr ████ crackers yeah salty crackers with sugar is W I've never heard I actually I was I told Tao I was like hey want to eat something that Papa used to love and he's like yeah so I got it I got the saltine crackers like I throw it in there and I put sugar I mix it up and I'm like this what Pap used to eat every day he was like why anybody eat this he's like we
6:44 were ████ poor he's like we're rich now daddy we have to eat this ████ throws it off man oh I actually kind of want to try that it's pretty good what what what is like what do you feed your kid I'm actually curious like what does he eat wag you kid stuff is it different than when you so I give him kids stuff cuz I don't want to like take away his childhood but I moderate it though so like he's giving him boiled chicken he's like get big now he's on a cut so in the morning I'll give him like a egg and maybe like a sausage or whatever and then I'm like after you eat these two you can do whatever you want so then you can have like a bowl of cereal or if he wants like a peanut butter jelly sandwich but I just have them have the protein first and afterwards do you're a ████ good dad dude leg that's a good dad thing to do my dad used to just beat the ████ out of me why don't you listen to me yeah that's why I would listen to
7:34 him and I would still get the ████ beat out cuz I want him to have fun too I don't want him to be like go to school and then he shares like the weirdest my dad makes me eat chicken breast all day or whatever you know ████ up you know what you know what I love as a kid that I thought was a sick ass balanced breakfast with fruits in them what Pop-Tarts dude we all thought thatp Tarts yeah I didn't like Pop-Tarts growing up real strawberries ████ they were kind of sweet huh they berries Cherry one is the best Cherry eat cherry cherry one strawberry dude it's cuz I didn't know that you have to do it uh toasted very run-of-the mail but once it was toasted I was like oh my god dude did you ever have those Toaster strudles I love the ████ over here dude ████ toaster strudel the egg ones were so good and you ████ put the thing on and you're like wait there's not enough not never enough there's not enough they were flaky
8:25 too dud we all are getting cancer very early for sure sure dude half the food we ate was all SAR pound cake oh yeah pound in the freezer too yeah dude have you seen a kid cuisine now dude it looks disgusting W remember kid cuine it's now bro no no no it's still the same but like go go on Tik Tok it's like a TV dinner was a kid cuisine but it was like in those little blue trays and it had like a brown it was like you all heat it up together it was like brownie mac and cheese it dude it was insane salry steak Yeah look at it now you're like I can't believe they fed this to people but low key though when I remember the first time I got mine cuz you'd watch on the commercials and you get it you're like this is not good at all yeah just feel so I loved it everything as a kid was bomb like that yeah I love microwave dinners dude
9:16 remember Hamburger Helper Hamburger Helper banging breast milk was fire back then dude back when it was purek back back when was pure and never all this tainted ████ in it I remember when I first had hungry man I felt like hungry man bro and then I was in shock because of the big pieces of chicken or like the meatloaf and I'm like wow yeah cuz you're a hungry man hungry man for some reason now I'm thinking about Oreo McFlurries oh dude they don't have n you guys are going to ████ the rest of my day dude they still have them ████ yeah hey lowkey McDonald's got one with a with a peanut butter mcfur dude I will say what ████ gets me angry have you seen the fast food in Europe and the fast food here is it way better over there dude when you go get chicken McNuggets I got chicken
10:06 McNuggets in Scotland bro they're like legitimate like as if you go to Whole Foods and get chicken breast like that's the type of food because they have such does it taste better though so much better bro they have they have like curry sauce and stuff they got way better sauces everywhere else fake chicken me too dude but no there's just such a higher like um like they have a higher standards for the food that they feed I think it's something about their people caring about each other yeah what the ████ is up with this American bro have you like when you go to McDonald's and you see what they give you like you look at the commercial you're like that looks unbelievable and you get it and it looks just sad dude it looks like that burger from SpongeBob like the old Burger you know what I'm talking about the mil one yeah yeah dude cuz the I've been seeing people go to like Europe or other places like out of the states going to McDonald's and they'll talk about the comparison and it does look unreal it does it's we're getting the short of the St KFC in Jamaica is crazy
10:58 like dude it's all different everywhere else we're why do you think the Fried Chicken in Jamaica is crazy but I dude I didn't bring I just said specifically the KFC if you've been to Jamaica you know it's better I was just wondering you're the one that just brought that up that's you're definitely the one who's talking about it ████ dude I'm I'm I'm like imagining they probably got like jerk chicken or something different that we don't have no for sure yeah you're making it too real man it's true it would be so good though hey I'll tell you this during the bird flu when everyone was scared of it I at KFC in China yep straight to the source my boy to the ████ dude you can survive [Laughter]
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