0:00 thank you [Music] and welcome back to the most special of episodes of the careful boys where today the careful boys have gotten even closer put it up we got matching t-shirts oh look how Bloody your ████ yeah [Applause] it's real my bloody hold on mine's freaking on my boots look at that ████ he has to take off his pants oh ████ we ride it's the only way that I could show it I'll watch your coffee what the ████ male calendar photos it's the only way the views just went up
0:51 I think we got a crop that I think we're about to lose a monetization on this video you don't you don't wear shorts huh blur me out I don't I I probably I had to go buy those shoes yeah I'm in the same boat now I gotta throw away all my shirts I got plasma coming out yeah did you guys push it out what does plasma look like yeah why isn't that like it's like an X-Men power I think it's like the extra juice like you only cut a steak and there's like the extra juice I think that's plasma because that's supposed to come out and close the wounds science well these are very fresh we got them done yesterday yeah again big shout out to my tattoo for coming through the JK office thank you guys amazing they're so cool so cool they were so generous event we got fear everyone t-shirts too that you're gonna be able to get in October so these characters are exactly the ones
1:41 on our shins so you don't have to get the tattoo you can just get the shirt no get the tattoo if you get the tattoo you get the shirt for free double shipping I can't believe it I can't believe that I'm about to be 40 and my decisions keep getting dumb right now so it's all good that we all feel that way ████ is going on last night I got back to the hotel and I was like I can't believe I actually just did that ████ and then I woke up this morning I'm not kidding I woke up this morning and I was like I was like what was I just looking up I was like oh yeah Harley Davidsons so stupid I forgot yeah Dad we're really getting old Harley Davidson some tattoos man confusing is that like the default old man thing to do is I need to all become bikers and now I I was I was in the Uber
2:34 like 20 minutes ago and I was talking to this guy about Boondock Saints and I hadn't even seen that movie what you know I've never seen it oh I was like that's my favorite movie of all time dude that's such a good movie it's a good one yeah oh my goodness I went home and uh so I definitely recorded Nina oh yeah she was like already asleep right I'm like but she already knew she already knew what we were doing I sent her a photo while we were hearing stuff like that so it wasn't like a big surprise or anything but she's like asleep I wake her up and I'm like like recording and then she like looks at me I put my foot on the bed she turns over and then like five seconds later she's like what do you want me to say [Laughter] [Music] are are all our wives on the ████ group chat you they they orchestrated
3:24 she was texting Geo last night oh she was they were texting each other just saying ████ dumbass emojis to each other apparently ████ ████ they're just text me about how dumb everyone is yeah a bunch of bozos we are Nikki has been riding me hard ever since 6 45 last night when I got here what she been saying she's been cracking my ████ balls all over oh yeah I had some pretty good ones yeah she's been killing me and killing me and then this morning I get a text and she's like show tat because because by the time I got back to the hotel she was asleep and it's funny because I usually say show butt and so yeah she showed I sent her a picture and then she just like immediately sent it to my entire family and and added my mom on it it was like Sherry look what your son just did I know and then my brother immediately Google translated it or or
4:15 they were like what does it mean and I said it means I'm the toughest son of a ████ alive I and then my my little brother Google translated it and it does say fear everyone it says I fear nobody so then my family thinks I'm a ████ it got fixed on Google it's sometimes fixed because if you use the Google Live translate and you point your things it says fear everyone sometimes it'll say everyone I fear and then sometimes it'll say fear no one so then Nikki starts writing me about how we shouldn't have done the tattoo during Mercury retrograde because she knew it's gonna get all ████ up and now I have a tattoo that says I'm a tough son of a ████ and I and I'm not supposed to supposed to say the office it doesn't say and you know why it's confused is because it's backwards yeah yeah so it's not the right book Google Translates how how this problem started in the first
5:05 place so that's why they haven't so updated it so we felt better once my Corners were saying it was accurate like it says we fear everybody yes but I was scared s███████ about it real Japanese person reads it they're not gonna see what Google translate said right but my brother just thinks I'm a ████ tool and I think the third character is actually wrong probably yeah isn't it I think this line isn't supposed to exist really it's like yeah oh so the character itself is ████ I think so this one I don't know this little bars like this one he's had the same tap for 20 years what did what did Tiff say to you the first I come home she's half asleep right and she just ████ sleep early yeah baby's sleeping dog yeah cause you're not getting sick song yeah they're not hardcore like us but she just looks at me and she goes when you came in the door to just slam it like a man first
5:55 yeah I ████ closed it guess who's home hey we're watching Sons of Anarchy right now bro do this world [Laughter] she just looked at me with disgust because I know what that oh man and then we just went to sleep and then in the morning yeah I'm talking ████ to her she's like I'm like what do you think babe come on looks pretty ████ cool right and she's like dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb so she she said it she thinks it's stupid yeah yeah and I was like she goes so you gotta she's like what are you gonna do for me then I was like what he's like you got to make this up to me oh what I was like I was like how did she use me she's like you gotta do
6:45 something for me though whoa to give him ideas cut that out and I was like she's right though and I looked at her and I said I do enough and then I walked and I give her up I was like I do enough and I gave her a hug and I was like you want some coffee and I made her coffee how did chicks do that they ████ turn it on you yeah but I always make her ████ ing special comment common denominator here here y'all are with Latin Latin women and we're with gingers Nina's Latin for sure Latin adjacent yeah they were raped by the Latin they're Filipinos oh ████ yeah this is a Filipino table Filipino wives and then the Latin wives on this side the Latin wives what did Geo say well the whole time she thought it was the ████ most ████ thing
7:35 ever dude she called the dumbest man on Earth tip bro I'll go through the timeline read it out dude some of the stuff I can't say because it was actually sweet stuff oh no I told her I was like I uh I was like tell you I'll tell your mom because my her mom is living at our house right now and I was like hey tell your mom that um I was actually looking forward to seeing her mom tonight but I just realized that she wasn't gonna be there because she's back at home so it made me a little bit sad because I was gonna miss her so that's like that's ████ gay sweet ████ ████ skip it someone's Anarchy so the first thing is uh this photo that Anthony sent to the group right that everything's getting set up so I sent that to Geo I wrote Anthony just sent me this and then she writes
8:28 Jesus ████ Christ I didn't know she was so religious you guys are ████ ████ the dumbest man on Earth and then I wrote that should be our new show name the dumbest man it's got a ring to it by the way a lot of people think that about us yeah yeah expectations are very low and then I showed her all of our bear shins because we didn't get it yet we just got shaved damn you really updated her yeah she wrote oh my ████ God I wrote Joe got merch made fear everyone shirts and I showed her uh Joe with the shirt on
9:19 she goes hahaha blue Crocs doesn't even respect the shirt and these are Bart's Crocs too aren't they yeah because you it was for your character oh and I just found it and I kept it there's then I sent a picture of me and Anthony holding hands while having a matching tattoo stencil yeah and then she writes oh my ████ god um I put uh and then I put Joe about to get tattooed everybody loves that you call this the dumbest man on Earth and she puts a clown face and then she doesn't rank much huh no Geo really doesn't respect Bart at all and then I sent a picture of Anthony Orion and Joe already having the tattoo
10:10 oh my God and I wrote look how stupid they look and then the next one is Ryan posing like own Bach or something yeah that's what I was going for dude I can't wait till the video comes out of this and I was like Ryan has this tattoo even before a quest tattoo and she goes ████ oh my ████ god and then I think the final finale is when I showed my double tattoo you looking stupid and a bunch of costumes dude fat reaction is even better yeah the coffin's one was really good installation dude the fact that you have double tattoos both of them right now [Laughter]
11:02 oh my God I'm so happy you got to so good that's the only reason why I was down to get it it was a powerful argument because I was like years you have to get one too ████ what I think I got this one in 2013. that's 10 years 2003 10 years ago oh 2003. there it is nothing but 2003 yeah I think out of 2003 holy ████ that is 20 years oh cool yeah cause I got it 2003 and then I remember coming back during like Christmas leave so yeah I got it like November it's like the second you hit 2003 your maturity plateaued for 20 years or it's really just Mercury retrograde or the ████ man I had like my twirky parents fried you should get that one touched up a lot of mistakes happen during Mercury
11:53 retrograde like get tattoos with a whole group I definitely ████ cracked up the second I showed up and Ryan shaved the wrong leg oh yeah wait guys I thought we do left leg we're getting the right leg right so he was he was the right leg dude because I hope I don't have to get my leg amputated well because you came with like three volcano-sized mosquito bites mosquito bites and I got tatted over all of them because I'm a ████ hardcore Sons of Anarchy watching badass got trucker hats I got 10 trucker hats coming in the mail I'll say Sam Crow Nina said what do you want me to say what did you say did you just go into bed quietly yeah basically I like put my ████ tail between my legs and went to go brush my teeth you know pick your battles when she gets
12:43 a new haircut don't you dare react oh I don't know that's the equivalent but I hear your points don't say a word she's gonna come home all happy like you notice anything different you're like you lost weight just compliment her somewhere else yeah it's like you notice something different you're like oh I like your new shirt you don't even notice anything about me accurate yeah that's how she is she's Latin yeah Latin over here Latin section yeah Latin adjacents hey if they use pesos they're Latin that's true that's kind of true that's a good rule through limos narrow it sounds hella Latin yeah I don't care what anybody says yep so who has the most regret here is it definitely Nick said I shouldn't have gone yesterday that's why he said that's what he texted
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15:15 there's like some meaningful ████ you did it for the stupidest reasons you know what's funny is like I was holding out for a tattoo for like a meaningful one but then I realized I realized a couple years ago that I was like it's kind of people get tattoos for so many other reasons it doesn't really matter anyway so I was like sometimes you're drunk but also too I was like I'm glad it's with the boys I think it's kind of cool you know most people's first tattoos are way more impulsive and have way less meaning this has actually way more meaning this actually has a lot of meaning yeah story than anything I could think of but what is this story because I don't even know it's based off well look having to explain it remember it's a rumor you have to explain your tattoo to somebody and it's just me and it's just me by myself that's when it gets a little shaky right I'm still trying to figure out how to explain
16:06 that it was such an embarrassing tattoo it was so funny and then we were so low on faith that this channel would still be around in the year that we said we'd get it should we just aim higher that's really funny is this a a lesson in just aiming higher no this is this is a lesson that when you keep your expectations and life expectations low it's actually wonderful a year went by really fast I think it's a lesson to never make any more promises on this show yeah yeah let's not we're gonna keep them do it yeah we will do it we have to be careful how about that we have to be careful boys about the promises but I think I think the the belly button ring would be cool though three million no not even three mil just two points we're getting ahead of ourselves we got to start one step at a time where's the tube sock merch people want temporary tattoos leggings honestly if we hit 3 million I'm gonna
16:57 get a belly button ring with all of you guys what the heck just shut the ████ up imagine all of us in this shirt we cut it on purpose it was like midriff and then we have a little race I need to make more bets that are to our benefit yeah like hey how about we all get raises at 2.1 mil there you go Ryan from here some more they do piercings too can we get midriff by the way how did how did you find them again so uh I've been going to Andy for a minute I've got a couple tattoos with him I brought Nina to him but more importantly I met him through John Ha uh and John Hall got all of his sleeves through Andy as well um so like we I've been like taking all like the new cats and some of the old guys who haven't gotten their ink on their finger to his Huntington Beach
17:48 shop for the last couple years just like constantly bringing fellas through for Kansas so he's always hitting these up so is he doing uh at my tattoo in Alhambra or is he he does it in Huntington Beach it's always in Huntington Beach so like every time I go down there it's such a far drive too that it's like you know we make a thing out of it or we're trying to go eat or whatever you know what I mean those are like three of the nicest people that we could have gotten they were so good so cool yeah shout out to we do not deserve them Sonny and to man man it's ████ funny he's one of the funniest people I've ever met hey before you got here man was like Hey I know Bart from before like by he said his wife went to school he was in the same class sat next to you and we were like what was Bart like in school and he said oh like nerdy he just said nerd yeah and we were like what and then when I told him to repeat it when you got here he was like oh cool
18:39 buff strong had some stomach he's the best he's the funniest one because it's like all quiet or whatever and it's like uh what do you say it was like um you're talking about the the tattoo gun he's like you should put it in your butt and then the wrong time what's the tattoo Karen no sex for 10 years they're talking about like safely disposing of the used needles he's like we go to a children's playground spread it all over this he's so ████ they were great man it is delivery so like out of nowhere throws it away Nick what was your true pain level during the tattoo honestly it was it was unlike anything I've ever experienced so I was like oh ████ it's weird huh it's a weird feeling it's like a burning it hurts the most when it was
19:31 on like muscle it felt like that's what I was like it just felt like raw you know what I mean like someone's digging into a wound a little bit but um there were definitely Parts where the shading felt less painful the outline initially felt yeah it was painful and then when he did the ████ the traditional Japanese well yeah dude get into that you got the traditional test I know exactly what you mean now because it's less frequent so but like you still feel the Pricks but it's like not as bad it looks like you're getting a shot it's pain like this versus pain like this you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah man ████ you guys I was getting my mosquito bites tattooed did that hurt you guys are talking about ████ pain and ████ you said you loved it because it was like it was It was kind of nice actually because it was like getting scratch the whole time but it was like man when she was really digging in there for to like like on like the volcano
20:21 part of it it was like wow dude this is pretty interesting sensation yeah whoa oh yeah my teeth were rattling the whole time ago but I felt bad because Steve would say these stupid jokes and it would make me laugh and I hear Andy goes whoa whoa whoa whoa and I'm like ████ ████ I hate doing that like I hate being that because I was trying not to shake the table because my laugh like goes like this and then he ████ came by was filming me and he goes oh colored hair huh and then because she had like pink hair and he goes Ryan Taylor your views on people with with colored hair typically yeah what are your views and I was like what the ████ and then also too another shout out to ████ Anthony this guy's grabbing my nut sack playing with my shorts you definitely elevated that I was just I was just doing a little peek for the viewers you were being too tempted you
21:11 were taking some photos bro yeah I was uh I was drunk and I was trying and I was just shoveling your ████ feet for like three years and he switched angles that went right behind your ear I was doing dude he was doing the full like Nick between Nick's legs up to Nick's nose that was that was his that was me that was Ryan we was getting badges dude we're suckers to money no but people gave hella badges when they were we were showing up your shorts so maybe we should cut you in on that one yeah dude actually I would love 22 dollars made right about yeah I think we made like a hundred bucks or something that's pretty sick so sick let's go around real quick and just talk about real quickly what the tattoo means to us in in true terms and true terms okay Nick go ahead no I can't start dude
22:02 I can't start you should start you know that you never got one before so it has the most means yeah new guys first meeting is it's learning how to deal with regret in a healthy way [Laughter] thank you Nick thank you thank you bark wait no I just say late because you have two you should go less I think mine is the lesson I learned is mistakes are funnier when you do it twice I'm still processing that I did this yeah same that's fair yeah because you haven't even had one long in 20 plus years wow or something like that we're
22:52 still regretting this and you weren't even planning on probably getting any more for the rest of your life and then randomly this thing pops up because of a rumor I honestly don't even know how it was done but I was laughing because the I the the real reason why I wanted to get it is because I wanted to see Bart with two and since I was like it's a very jealous thing to do because this is because you guys remember when I brought it up I was like oh yeah we're all gonna get this matching tattoo but Bart has to do it too so his other leg and then we were dying laughing right and if I was like yeah and I was like oh we're doing this and then Anthony was like I'm gonna schedule this and I'm like holy ████ Bart's gonna have to do on his leg it's honestly Anthony's fault what blame Anthony dude Ryan's a guy who's perpetuating on social media yeah I did okay but you set the appointment I gotta
23:42 put gas on a ████ Ember I think the funniest part about it though is it like solidifies the careful boys but at the same time the stupidest way possible yeah right and we don't none of us know how it even happened it's just sort of organically stop talking about that like I don't know how who brought it up who said yes we all said yes yeah but I remember but I think we always say yes yeah that's true I don't remember the Catalyst at all like which was the who was it yeah who was the who's on that the Bad Brad idea we should get a matching tattoo I don't know I mean the JK viewers definitely know if you guys remember put in the comments who started the whole place the blame to me I think I I love how organically and naturally we got to the stupid ass position yeah that's pretty cool I
24:32 appreciate the comedic value of it a ton and I think like the idea of getting a tattoo with other people was always pretty stupid to me it's like the dumbest thing that people do but then or like to even get something that's visible like that's cool when you get like a little something behind your ear or whatever on my upside but then this is so visible and so dumb and is so gonna be asked about yeah I could I love the answer for it yeah because it is the official answer the official answer is that weird Bart tell us a a terrible story about a regrettable like stupid tattoo and now we all share in that and have extended the story I love that we got it too I love that yeah and I think the the best part about the story is it's really like a Campfire story like it'll you have to deep like go through the details of why Bart even got it in
25:23 the displays and how he ████ up right and then the the fast forward of like it's a Scorsese film dude also my my favorite my absolutely it's his worst movie my favorite thing is that we we told the JK audience we were gonna do it and we ████ did it yeah that's pretty good and that's not well they reminded us after we hit two mil and I was like I don't even remember it had nothing to do with two mil by the way had nothing to do no it was about survival which is the sad part there's so many creators that say whatever the ████ and then they just forget about it but like we actually like came through with it and I think that's that's a big thing that the audience came through for us in the past year and it's like for us to do this is like really solidifying like no we really do hear what people say and we hold ourselves accountable for that ████ and then they find another podcast
26:13 tomorrow and just leave yeah they just leave yeah I think it's a Doper minor too but we worked hard for this past year I think too and what we built together I ████ love this place and I wouldn't have a tattoo with anybody else I love you guys yeah Steve this is awesome oh I wish I said something sweet that's why I want you to go first because it was gonna be ████ I think about relationships is a good word uh like Ryan said you know um just even seeing people like our fans on the live or people that have been tagging us after the fact and just having this newfound respect for us because we actually did it like the word respect yeah just like a hearty heart I think that's the word the respect my face Emojis all the way up until the tattooing I thought this was like the
27:03 most hilarious story yeah but then after the fact like actually thinking about it and like even one moment just sitting on the couch and Ryan looking at me like dude we ████ did this and just like yeah randomly bonding in these moments like as ████ cheesy as this is I talked about this like like the idea of getting married to Nina it's like you're already in like a nine-year relationship and then getting married how does that change it it's like you didn't know that it could elevate it so much even though oh yeah that much or even like one like Mike's Dad when Mike's dad got lost and we went to go try and ████ find him and stuff it's like I didn't know after all like 20 years of being best friends with Mike that we would get bonded even closer this is like an unexpected way that I would like I didn't know our relationship could get that much higher and crazier and now I feel like bonded to y'all for life so I think that's just one we're married now legit I'm married to five other men dude
27:57 yeah that's kind of true well man maybe that's why our wives don't like it that much yeah because we're all bonded together now we're just the original best friend shows up he goes can I join guys or would you kick his ████ ass beat the ████ oh yeah there's gonna be a whole episode about this so the entire uh tattoo process everything there's a whole JK episode that's gonna come out probably in the first of next October first week of October and that's the same time that these shirts were released where you can finally buy them so uh please support us by buying one of these shirts quick update my mom says my eyes are clearer now good try trying to trick me it's fake shut up
28:48 for 30 years I ████ with this woman
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