0:00 and then everyone on the Internet is like what kind of person has a pizza party with their friend at three in the morning yeah except for two gay dudes are trying to suck each other and then yeah me too me too owning it we all bought it [Music] who here watched the Paul Pelosi video I did I didn't even thank you for sharing it I loved it because we talked about that when it happened yeah and there was no body cam footage at the time so we only we're gonna go ahead and watch the video the video's ████ up dude I definitely don't want all of you what do you think he definitely doesn't want olive oil oh yeah he's more of a coconut oil kind of guy he's like painting the frames of the windows huh got the painters tape on
0:50 you just said the N word um [Laughter] holy ████ everything's good nothing or see here officer drop the hammer nope hey he said nope going on oh my what's up why did it do that dude that video is so crazy he's nuts ████ it's crazy a cop told them to drop the hammer and he whacked them with it yeah no he said nope and he started watching the cop goes what's going on over here he's like everything's good everything's fine here meanwhile he's in his ████ underwear and stuff like that and he's like one hand's on the hammer and he's looking at the cop and then the other dude David the paper whatever is you can see it in his
1:41 ████ eyes like drop down he's like nope yeah he said nope yeah and you guys see also the surveillance footage from the back of the house as well no okay so basically there's a there's a surveillance camera from the back of the Pelosi's house as well David uh depeb he like first walks over uh behind the house and you see it in black and white and then he comes back later a couple minutes later with a backpack puts his backpack down pulls out a ████ hammer and stuff like that and just starts breaking the door the handle the door to break in that's how he broke into the house who is he and how is he related to Paul Pelosi he's not related he's just like a crazy guy that that's like into politics and wanted to question Nancy but she wasn't home she said he wanted to break her kneecaps or some ████ yeah it's like it's like a bunch of crazy guy talk but then basically they said the reason the
2:31 security was low is because when Nancy's not home then the detail is lesser and the cops are they part of surveillance or that someone Falls uh the cool thing is he called the cops and because the guy was with him when he was making the call he had to ask for the help in a weird code way that like um he was like hey I got a friend here like so people were speculating oh they're friends uh no it's like the guy was with him when he was making the call so we had to try to not uh he tried to not like hey I want to order pizza with the pizza really fast please it was basically something like that and the cops just kind of knew and then everyone on the Internet is like he what kind of person has a pizza party with their friend at three in the morning yeah except for two gay dudes are trying to suck each other's dicks off and then yeah me too me too owning it we all thought it well that's one of the narratives that was going out
3:22 it was like why is that guy one in his underwear they're gay lovers because because the The Narrative started with them meeting at a at a gay club in San Francisco wait where is that from it's not made up no that's where that's where the narrative start is because oh it's because Nancy Pelosi is out of town and that he met like uh Paul Pelosi apparently goes and has gay sex rages like with with guys right in San Francisco this is one of his this is one of his boyfriends right and then and they could do better they had a drug field they had a drug-fueled like sex Fest and it went wrong that was that was one of the stories at the time yeah those were the best stories powerful imagine ████ waking up after getting decked with a hammer and like oh my god did they catch the guy and it's like um they're all saying that you were 69ing
4:13 each other here's the thing everyone thinks you're gay that's nobody the doctor wakes you up it's like hey good news you're okay bad news is [Music] don't read it here's what made me think that the idea of him being gay was sus because have you seen Auntie Pelosi's ████ big old titties my God she aged well below the neck it couldn't be gay if you're at home with those things I'll say that the dumbest thing was when this was a breaking news both sides of politics were trying to brand that guy as right wing or left wing depending on who's saying it they were like look at his background he's the right winger because of this and that and then they found out that he was like involved in all this left-wing events well I remember one of the one of the biggest pieces of evidences is like they went to his house and they had a flag and it was like a gay flag or something yep there he is he's gay even ball pelosiers ████ each other and
5:05 I'm over here with you guys like yeah dude that guy is totally funny me too I was like this guy is not only gay but but apparently he commits assault yeah yeah this guy's nuts but then there is footage of him like walking up the neighborhood and stuff like yeah so it wasn't like a setup meeting point like that's kind of a dumb way to meet up up with a secret gay lover I do have to say though the cops handled this like ████ yeah seriously because like all this is floating around all they had to do is release this ████ yeah right like like I don't I again I don't understand how that protocol is like maybe Bart's friend does but like if all this is swirling and you're trying to get out ahead of it wouldn't you try to do a better job of helping people to understand what the ████ actually happened out of there yeah what would be in your mind a reason for not showing this kind of footage uh early on to save their apps I'm not showing it yeah I don't know what what
5:55 goes on with court proceedings and ████ like I wonder why it took so stuff gets held up longer yeah but like even for um like Paul Pelosi like why wouldn't you just like release the footage so people know what's up versus like let's have months of speculation that I'm gay if people are out there saying I'm gay I'm gonna get ahead of this thing I'm going to the news tomorrow and like we're gonna show the body can't finish no no no I like the rumors I'm French kissing my wife like me and Nikki are making out on the camera and I'm like I'm gonna see what a gay man do that look at me squeezing on titties here maybe maybe it's a little bit of a maybe there's a bait tactic of like hey let's let's make everybody slander the ████ out of me for a while and then I'll call in those lawsuits forget about the Google stuff am I right Nancy's like hey there's too much heat on us for this
6:45 insider trading can you stay gay for a couple more months not a bad well like if you kind of think about it if we want to talk about it the story of her making how many millions I was like 300 million dollars of her dumping a bunch of Google stock or whatever I don't know if that's true or not well she's also not speaker anymore so that's what a lot of people are like oh it's because of this incident and all that remember that Meme that says like imagine having a law named after you for so you can't Insider trade and you never did any time for doing the actual trading but dude now now that we know this and now that I have my narrative blow it apart and ████ like I'm thinking like is Paul Pelosi a master ████ Trader like maybe like maybe there's footage like body cam footage of Paul Post being like I gotta I don't know I don't like the Fibonacci chart on this ████
7:35 I think uh we're gonna dump Google here babe and then Nancy blows is like I don't know you do whatever you do yeah yeah that's what I hope it's a coincidence he's just a master he's just chilling out there with Michael Bernie and ████ is that like best friends he's like look at the RSI is this ████ massively oversold I'm getting now maybe he's always looking at Berkshire Hathaway like I told Warren he never listens to me he's a master I know their trades were way better than ████ more buffers they beat Wall Street they beat everybody Pelosi capital is ████ crushing it maybe it wasn't the cop saying drop the hammer it was Pelosi saying I'm gonna drop Arm and Hammer Telegraph y like Paul Pelosi other than the fact that he's just in his boxers he's like holding a drink the whole time yeah so he's like holding a drink and holding a hammer while this guy's like and it's
8:26 like hey but it makes it seem so much more casual than it needs to be the crazy thing is that's kind of he played it right when you have like a crazy guy in your house and you know he's like nuts yeah you kind of can't do the normal yeah home protection ████ versus in that moment when it's like the cops are there ████ it and the guy's trying to take the ████ Hammer like I don't know like chucking the drink in his face or some ████ and try you know you know when they open the door it seemed like two brothers who were caught Fighting by the parents do anything like when you hear we were fighting like they still want to fight but they don't want a rat and ████ ████ ████ the way the the cops open up the door and they see a guy that's supposed to be an intruder with a a hammer in his hand are they supposed to react differently like did they handle that situation well I mean the SEC it looked like it took two seconds to like Drop The Hammer you know what I mean it looked like they were already right where they needed to be with it because I was like because
9:16 when I watched that video I'm not a ████ cop so I would ████ know but like when you watch that video in your head you're like could have that hammer hit been avoided you know not that close proximity to the victim yeah it's like it's like this hostage situation thing they don't just take the shot yeah yeah are they supposed to oh they're trying they might be processing too like why don't they have pets yeah because it's such a weird situation but yeah because it's like what do you first notice you know yeah that's true plus like they knocked on the door and then some someone opened it said okay yeah yeah yeah but the funny thing is can you drop the hammer nope you would think that if he was actually in like an aggressive situation and like people knocked on the door like is the culprit gonna be like yeah go ahead and open it yeah yeah oh it's the cops open up yeah
10:06 there's a hammer on it in hand the guy's crazy yeah he's nuts yeah he's like off and if Pelosi was able to get on the phone and actually like talk to the cops while he was there the guy's like there's some kind of weird thing because I'm sure he was just yelling at him the whole time so maybe they are lovers yeah yeah I would love it I would love it get into the scoop right now there's another one where they believe he's q a non and then like he became um pretty deep into that stuff and then his goal was to go out and assassinate them chewing on with the rainbow flag yeah outside so ████ way pretty tough that's probably the the leftist uh spin on them and then the right wing spin is the is the he's the gay uh mistress what if he wasn't deranged he was just smart and he knew that this was gonna throw everyone off dude the crazy thing is
10:57 like a skilled assassin probably wouldn't have played it this good like he got into the house he's with the dude he had many chances to take him out yeah I can't believe they fractured his skull he actually did get him like I'm surprised he didn't like get killed like that was a ████ serious Hammer shot and he's a big boy he gets knocked out right away on that it's like boom ████ he's like snoring and ████ like that it's like a it's a knockout how don't they have glass break um glass brick detectors like on the Pelosi house bro maybe because they're busy painting that's the thing that was weird is they their only answer was that when Nancy's not there like Security's way down I thought there'd be at least one or two people or something which is not like a game which is weird because most regular people have more security than that right Andrew Tay has more security especially when you got like 300 million dollars
11:48 yeah yeah off one trade Gavin newsom's kids goes to uh one of our friends parents school and there's two black Suburbans that are parked in front of the school wow running for eight hours in case ████ happens dude I used to work with Nancy Pelosi's kid his name's Andrew he was at Maker Studios with me he's a nice guy oh really yeah did he have security no he was he was all very casual very chill you ever asked him about his mom's uh Heavies um but she didn't have him then oh those are new they're new new oh no way that's because well other or she had a good pantsuit collection for a couple years she definitely got them things out now yeah yeah yeah the timeline coincides with the cardano boom so I think there's a little something
12:38 she's getting that ADA I didn't know she was into crypto foreign [Music]
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