0:00 so you have a bunch of matching tattoos with your friends yeah let me see show everybody who whoa whoa wo he's like here it's my [Music] dick sometimes you guys just make up a thing and have a good time no we never make it everything is for Real oh 100% all right especially on this side welcome back to a very nice episode of the careful boys and today we have Jason chenny back with us wow thank you man thank you guys so much for having me thank you thank you thank you thank you for coming dude this is the part where you riff why do you got to do this okay okay we're going to talk some tattoos let's talk some tattoos everybody all right hey subin's here too us clap for sub tattoo wife is a tattoo artist thank you
0:50 bar thank you what are you talking about what do you mean tattoo was because right before and I'm going to let Jason explain this we was just talking about tattoos going to let me explain this we was just talking about tattoos goad explain it dude okay I don't like that you said go ahead and explain it when I was going to do it you hear me okay let me redo that go ahead so this is really exciting you guys ready ready no okay okay this is this is really exciting back you up there so I'm going to tell you guys a secret there three Secrets okay so I got three tattoos uh in the past year and a half or two years wow that's cool congrats I'm backing you up okay thank you and they're all uh JK fans and one of them Sunny from my tattoo um and piercings who did you
1:40 guys' thing she did my thing too she was great and um shout out my tattoo and sunny I love uh and it's really cool because it's one of my tattoos is a potato and I always wanted a potato and Asma huh why um because I always wanted a pot you like potatoes is it a like cartoon potato little smiley face on it yeah yeah how' you know yeah it's a smiley face on it can you show everybody yeah is it a potato on your back are you like really into Pringles oh that's pretty cool I like it I'll probably make you smile every day how come you didn't have any arms or legs attached to it I would imagine it had arms and legs that because it would look like Mr Peanut guy can I tell you something about top fries and potatoes yeah all right so British people have probably one of the worst
2:30 ████ Cuisines on this Earth y so bad it's like so s█████ but there's one thing that is pretty mind-blowingly amazing is it fries so the way that they do potatoes is ████ amazing right once you do this you can't go back malt vinegar salt it's kind of like sea salt chips on potato I couldn't even I don't even know why I never did this before you drown your you got to get the steak size you know the steak fries the thick ones right ████ drown that ████ salt trust me dude if you like salt and vinegar chips from that point on I was like I don't know what I'm not going to I don't even eat my ████ with ketchup no more now every fries I just want to pour vinegar and salt on it wow I do it that way when I eat fish and chips cuz I feel like all the condiments are there so you have it
3:20 but at most restaurants I feel like they don't just have vinegar they they dip it in mayo that I can't do what May's good though mayo and ketchup no they dip it they dip the fry in a in a May good but like the fries is they're fried though yeah fries I'm just making sure I'm double cheing there's two types of fries I think it's really good on the salt is salty the thick steak fries and kind of like um like the the kettle chips the steak fries aren't actual steak though so I do want to clarify they're thick fries that you eat with steak I don't like what's going on here damn good but but the thing is I'm just thinking about how the fries if you drench it with um the vinegar M vinegar but I feel like it gets soggy you know we got to eat it fast we got to eat it really fast it's like you know when you get tempura it's fried right you dip it and
4:11 you go straight in your mouth you don't let it soak there go to the bathroom stretch so no conversation are you a potato like you're really into potato is that why you got the potato cuz then if not you're a poser cuz I thought you really knew everything about potato and we're going to connect on potato ISM I knew that but I I wanted to the viewers who doesn't know the vinegar salt thing I wanted them to know but I did know that okay what's your favorite kind of way of eating potato um my favorite kind of potato is I look at it and I go Hi and then I put it in my mouth so you like all potatoes I do like all potato I like the scallop potatoes oh wow oh I like scallop potatoes what about Dutch yellow potatoes I like Yukon Gold Yuko purple purple potatoes The Rusted is trash though you R you got a rusted potato tatted on I
5:02 know but that's the best baked potato why the ████ would you get rusted and say it's the worst kind let me tell you something this is a ████ Yukon that's not a Yukon Yukon don't look like that brother yes I I I Googled Yukon Yukons are like this small yeah no they have they some of them yeah some of them are let me see again that's a russet dude that's a Russ it's either a russet or a peanut yeah that's a rusted potato don't ████ point at him sorry hey isn't there a potato m mascot for like a chip company like or am I thinking like the peanut guy I think you're thinking about the peanut guy Jason Chen's new mascot is the the potato guy so that was a JK fan how' you find I was a JK fan because so I I was with my friend in Edmonton Alberta mhm and uh like Canada yeah oh ████ and I was like hey man cuz
5:52 I always wanted a potato and I was going to get it soon and then I was like hey let's get it together and he's like what I was like a potato he's like like why the ████ would you want a potato right and I was like come on and then he's like all right and then at and then I was like okay let's go to the tattoo shop but then we did the show and then um this lady nice lady her name is Teresa and who she had a boyfriend and her boyfriend actually has fear everyone shut up no ████ way shut the ████ up and I was like this is the ████ cool isow and um they came into ████ way yeah they has and it looked exactly like y'alls and then he's like on the right I no cuz for the
6:45 viewers done brother don't ever disrespect me when I'm when I'm saying the perfect things okay sister brother brother please I'm 17 steps ahead and then uh okay Russ it and then and and then I love that she's like oh I'm a tattoo artist and I was like oh we really want a potato tattoo I said we really want a potato tattoo and they said come on down we'll tattoo you in my living room well it was my hotel room the tat you in hotel room that's sick and then it was great they came to your hotel room con servers that's tight that's super dope yeah and I and I tip them good nice you shouldn't even have to pay if they're a fan I tip him good to make sure that's good them good Canadian dollars also um and then
7:35 it happened two more times so everything's done by fans with the last three yeah or we just have such a big fan base that like and then the other one huge fan base really big yeah and then the other one is the same thing I another friend I'm like hey let's get it together and then he's like okay and then we got a rocket so you have a bunch of matching tattoos with your friends yeah let me see show everybody who who whoa whoa whoa he's like here it's my dick oh it says moon what is it say right there moon or nothing moon or nothing I like that are you the crypto yeah is that a crypto tattoo it was whatever you want it to be but I like rockets because it has two windows and we go to another place together two people is it because you wanted a rocket in your pocket pocket rocket yes he's like no that's ████
8:27 clever I never thought of that one cool that's very good actually do you have any matching tattoos with your wifey yeah this one which one so this one is the one sunny sunny did it that she did what does that say it says you're something so that's a good one wait wait we can't move on too quick back to the rocket why um yeah the real reason what's the real reason so it was that day that day we decided I was like and it was with my friend will Pepper he's really um really nice that he's Vietnam and um he has two so I was like hey let's get a tattoo together he's like nah and I was like come on and he's like okay so a lot of stories are really similar of mine um and we just wanted to do our best in uh stand up whatever the thing is and we wanted to go to the Moon
9:17 together oh that's tight he's like your like industry buddy that you guys are try to like no I I think that was a second time that is this is crazy because that that was the second time that I hung out with him so why do you want to go to the Moon with him yeah he's because he's such a like I second I know we really vibed like we're very gay and so um because we have really similar energy and he's like super cool guy and um he used to he he used to be assistant to Jimmy oang I I just like to say that because he's really talented guy and he was he's from Utah and then he's like just a guy with a dream and he's really young still he's uh 15 years old damn that's good what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over
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10:57 below to get all the details there's so many different tear you can see it when you click that wow I'm just kidding he's 2 he's 24 wow all right 24 I don't know why I said that 15 years old I don't know why I said that that was crazy let's cut let's cut that out no leaveing it dude the truth is the truth the truth is the truth yeah and then and then JK fan after twoo like they came and then um say they opened the job dude yeah and then I love that like how how did you or how did they find you from the videos so I it's at a show too I both all three all two times I performed I'm performing there so they come to the show so then after the show I'm like hey let's get it together and we're like really really good friends um after two shows after
11:48 two shows after two shows how so you just asked random people to give you tattoos now were you like on stage and you're like I want to get a pocket rocket who's a tattoo artist in here who could tap me up after the show after they'll be like Oh I'm a tattoo artist that's tight yeah how did they know you wanted a tattoo you say it in the your set no I didn't even say anything but I it's it's ous yeah it is Magic and then you just had extra time during that part of the tour you're like okay I'm going to come shop it was like 2 a.m. they open it they opened it for us and then I was so grateful that's pretty cool it was like really serendipitous what's the name of the tattoo shop plug it um it's in Vancouver another Canadian one yeah yeah you got two rival tattooo shops you got to plug right now yeah no that that the first one they don't have a shop oh yeah but they're like coming up doing the
12:38 thing she said that too very trusting and I was like um sometimes you got to when there's a frog you got to jump with it okay so together we jump and um and then it turned out great you know okay okay there's a frog you got to jump okay you me and then so plug the Vancouver one do you have remember the name no M look look somewhere else okay don't look at him in the eyes wow so two JK fans and I love it cuz it's the story it's the journey it is the story yeah and then like together you know what about this one with their wife yeah this one too this one what does your something mean well just like um your something or like is she something too uh sometimes or is it your nothing no is your
13:28 something as well but then the you know cuz you could be like it could be a bad thing like you're something yeah or like oh you're something yeah yeah yeah yeah it depends on how you say it but why did you guys get it's like a question because we say that we say that to each other do you know what I mean no oh how do you guys say what's the context you guys say to each other before you guys leave the house when we're like uh being romantic yours no usually not never it's it's usually like like I would do a weird like a stupid thing and then she'll be like you're something so it's usually like a not like a so she has the same tattoo yeah yeah but not here though do you say you're something to her yeah when she's like doing the thing what is she what do she do where you say it like what is she doing when you go you're something um
14:20 like I would uh so you recently I would ask her to like cook a little bit more portion of a meat mhm yeah more protein more protein mus because every time she cooks I'm really grateful but I'm like can you cook a little bit more because I live with her and my sister and then I go can you cuz I want to eat it but I want to make sure there's enough portion for you and Cara um but I would feel guilty to eat more and I'm like can you please just and I've been telling her this for like ████ 2 years and just to put put more protein in there maybe her idea of more is like this much but your idea of more is this much you have to show her what more means but she goes like this she goes like but we're already
15:12 sometimes throwing food away and I'm like yeah it's because I'm ████ saving it for you and Cara so ████ cook more ████ meat please and for two years at now and then I I starve and I go you're saving it but then they're not eating it so why are you saving it oh no but right right right but it's that I you're something man you're something you're something you let him use your guys' phrase on you like that it's romantic right how could you ████ say it to it's a little flirty so when did you so okay so far you're wrong when do you tell her you're something then Parts get stressed out dude okay hold on no because the thing is like I would want to eat it yeah but I thought they would eat it but they don't they don't eat it but they don't go hey hey eat this eat this I'm not going to eat it please Jason but I'm hungry and
16:03 they're too full so it's like miscommunication but also our schedule is so different that it just oh so you're not eating together she's packing it and then so you're leaving it thinking that you don't want to eat all their food yeah I don't want to leave you just need to communicate that hey are you done okay if you're not if you done I'mma to eat this ████ yeah they're sleep they're sleeping sometimes I'm on the road something and then I come home you know what I mean it's all you are a nice man I would eat the whole whole ████ fridge yeah I would to devour that place I know but I I want wasting food is way worse huh sin but when does the your something come out thank you thank you bring us back so yeah the food is in the trash now and then you go you're something and then she goes ████ you're something and I go ████ you're something oh so you say it just to copy her well sometimes I say it first both examples is her telling
16:53 you right that you're a dumb ass that you're a dumbass and then you never have one where it's an original idea you say You're Something right but the reason why is is um I don't have a good reason but I'm going to come up with one right now okay is because I want I don't want I want me to look bad instead of her so you know what I think happened what she probably tells you your something so much she I'm ████ tired of saying it I'm going just put your something so you could read it ████ read and then you go oh yeah I'll do the same thing so you could read it yeah cuz it's still a robust right and then you ████ read it too ████ I don't I would never to call it that but who IDE was it to get the tattoo um JK fan it's both of ours yeah but she she probably came up who brought it up first who brought it up first probably me I don't know she's like why you getting tattoos with matching 15-year-olds and
17:44 stuff like that get something with me dude I was joking about the 15-year-old man don't say that again he's 16 hey what's what's what's this tattoo I see a tattoo you're saw your ribs that's a big ass piece yeah what what piece is that this was a raffle what do you mean what what do you mean so I never want anything this is the only for yeah that's really serendipit is as well so did uh there's a tattoo artist and uh she's doing a raffle and then yeah and then I won time nice is it one of those is she doing a a raffle or I never do Raffles or is it one of those artists that are booked out for 3 years and then they're like I have an opening tomorrow Who's down oh no she she's I didn't get on until like 3 months later yeah cuz some of them are really busy yeah and she um yeah she's like Bo if you win the raffle you get to have like 9 hours you
18:35 enter the raffle yeah I enter the raffle I never enter raffle but I really want to I don't think that's serendipitous then I think that's lucky serendipitous like a fortunate accident so the thing is it's the thing is is serendipitous if you if you if you think it's serendipitous is that really you think it was a raffle or you think she just saw your name and it's like yo get this guy on cuz he's going to be marketing you on the raffle the how did you enter uh uh tattoo raffle so she posted Serendipity Serendipity accidentally filled out the car put in the wrong fish bowl he was trying to get a free car at the mall yeah he was trying to get a time share and then he wrote he threw it in the wrong thing yeah oh ████ 9h hour tattoo session sweet Serendipity almost the same right that's pretty much it but what what is it though can can we see it can you show it to us yeah 15-year-old it's it's the Joker let see
19:27 um it's the Joker on in the cop car we want to see that body it's a scene from Dark Knight yeah yeah I love that scene when he's leaning out cuz I always love the Joker and it feels free oh when he's Joy writing right yeah Joy writing he's in the nurse's outfit too right or no no no no he's in like the no he's was in I think it's right or cop yeah he's just like swerving on the freeway and the wind's blowing in his hair and ████ it feels so free like he's having a good time he having do you feel like that's how you live your life no I think that's how I want to live my life but then it's like uh it's like you know how sometimes you like oh I would like to live in Montana m is the same thing yeah cuz it's like um you know it's like a fantasy of oh peace but this is also like a fantasy of like freedom and to
20:17 not care to not care but you know insanity is a curse in itself what is insanity yeah yeah but he he looks like he's having a good time looks like but then he's having a hard time well maybe not maybe he's thinking about butterflies and teddy bear he can't even control what he does did you watch the the movie yeah did you watch The Dark Knight half of it do you see do you see when he stabbed Michael G white with a pencil yeah yeah that's that's Freedom that sounds like why you he made it Michael J white stabbed the pencil oh right right right that was that was serendipitous that's murder that's her a so sometimes you want to be violent to people for no reason no cuz I do oh same
21:08 that's why I thought you were going to connect with me about the Joker on you do you do feel that way sometimes you want to be that's the Joker he just randomly just like doesn't need to kill somebody but he does in the process of his burglary right I do wish uh violence was legal yeah same whoa cuz I just learned about a rule in Korea which is cool I forgot it was called David was telling me I think it's called he Hub something like that but apparently in Korea you could whoop someone's ass if you just pay for their hospital bills what oh yeah so he was saying that's why in Korea like you'll see people on the streets like they're grabbing each other and they're both like this like you do something no you do something no just do that for 30 minutes because they both want to fight but they also don't want to pay for the hospital bill but if one person sucks and the other person is going to start wailing cuz then cuz then it's on so he says that's why you see it happen so much cuz everyone's like
22:00 I want to beat your ass but I know it's going to costle thousand but if both of you fight then you got to pay for each other's whoever loses I guess dude we have uh we have mutual combat law only in Texas or some states yeah you could do hand to hand combat oh and then it's just when the cop comes up you're like hey we we we have mutual combat wish we had in more places I didn't but so but it has to be a honorable agreement and you know people be talking ████ and then when they get their ass whooped they go I'm fing you yeah yeah you got to have integrity and honor but then if you said mutual combat does that mean if you're like hey let's fight and then it's hand to hand you got pull the docu sign and then and then you go start you can just have it filmed like long as it's on video and you have to scream it mutual combat
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