0:00 I just want to get my story out cuz you feel it feels like a knot in your throat. >> And you've been thinking about it for like days. Like I have to go to court. >> But I can tell these three other people already tried to explain their story and she's not having it. She's like, "Get the ████ over there." So I was just like Uh what about you? Guilty. Welcome back to Careful Boys. So this clip has gone massively viral. This is a judge in Texas and he is um doing a court proceeding and he's asking for help from his IT guy and this is what happens. And you get disconnected from the audio here, right? Yes, should be. Let me see. Search for it. All right, did I make this up? 5 seconds. 1 second. You don't have to go far. It is joined. Okay. Yeah, you're good. Okay. False alarm? No, it wasn't a false alarm. It could be
0:51 a false negative. All right, yes. Don't joke around. I'm serious about this. It was happening. >> Little guy. I'm just saying. Can I get a serious We're good. And then keep getting out of my courtroom. Wee little ████ weenie, dude. Look at that. His supervisor. Look at that ████ Sick and tired of this ████ today. Find me his supervisor is how he how he that clip ended. >> Find me his supervisor. What did he do wrong? >> He just said false alarm like it was no bigs. >> No, he made So so the judge basically he got his butt hurt because he couldn't figure out something technologically. >> So they had to get a tech guy. Tech guy comes in and he's like, "Oh, you just did something this." He felt stupid. He couldn't accept that cuz he's the ████ top dog judge and he goes, "How dare you ████ make a fool out of me
1:42 in front of everybody?" And that's what pissed him off. >> not a false alarm. It's not A FALSE ALARM. >> HAPPENED. It's real THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM. >> validating my emotion. >> What a ████ dude. >> just keeping it light. That's all. Like He's like, "Good news. This is really easy. It didn't even disrupt any time. >> Whatever, dude. Let me just punk somebody that I feel like is beneath me that can't do anything back to me. Look at how he looks like. He's a stereotypical little ████ dude. If you saw him in the street and you ████ slapped him across the face, his jaw would fly out. That's He looks like ████ putty, dude. I would love to work with the guy like that. The other guy? LIKE A TECH GUY? YEAH, the tech guy. Like you know like when you if you have like like a I don't know your garage door stuck and you get like a vendor that comes like this that's just like cool and messes around. Oh, I'll fix it. It was nothing. That's That's your dream come true. You don't have some guy that's all ████ anal like that mother Well, actually kind of that
2:32 thing didn't get maintained for ████ 5 years or whatever. He's a judge and if he could get his panties in a bunch like that, how many death sentences are is he sending out? Like how personal is he making his job if that's if that's also his job and he's getting that emotional about it? >> So somebody also wrote a like an email to complain about or you know to to like get feedback about the situation about this judge. And now the judge is like trying to drag his ass into court. >> The guy that made that email? The guy who made an email to be like, "Hey, this is messed up." Yeah. So like this guy just has one up his ass like at all times. I don't think he should be a judge. Well, that's kind of what So people in Texas are like he's up for re-election in a year and a half and like let's get this guy out of there. Yeah, they're trying to get him out. >> judges in? Oh, wow. >> to be chill and level-headed to examine all the evidence, but if you can easily
3:24 be on like I guess tilt, right? Like in the poker terms, then how are you going to make sound judgments? Yeah, I think it's also kind of weird when you don't understand basic tech. >> Well, that I I don't expect a judge to know basic tech, but I don't expect him to be a like a ████ when somebody who who knows more than he does. That's the problem is he can't stand that this guy knows more than he does. It's like doctors who like think that they know everything else like about a car. They have things they don't even study because they're like, "Well, I'm a doctor." And it's like, "So? You never ████ studied how a car works?" No, but it's easy to figure out, you know? Like Those guys are ████ obnoxious. But yeah, there's everyone on the internet's trying to, you know, get him out of office now. There's just I always feel like that can there's so little it always feels like that you can do about when judges do anything. Like, can you really ████ affect it?
4:14 >> feel like gods, huh? >> Yeah, like, you know like how you know how like right now the hot button is that like all these judges are letting criminals out >> Yeah. that are ████ 30-time offenders and then they do a murder and you would love to hold the judge accountable, but you just ████ can't. Like are they really like are we can we really affect them, you know? Well, some judges you elect, like this cat it's just at a certain district level you elect them and then some are appointed by the president and like stuff like that. So, so this guy you can actually do something about like cuz he's up for re-election in two But like what happens though? Like, you know like we we stop watching after let's say that let's say it does go that far, right? And this guy, oh, he didn't get re-elected. We all stop watching, but like he might just go to another district and be a ████ judge there. Like, you don't really like I I don't think like it's it's on
5:05 you don't watch it closely enough to see if anything happened. Yeah, like the follow through, right? Yeah, just the same way that they rotate priests, you know? Like it's it's like, "Oh, we got him. We got the guy. He ████ touched my kid." But like nothing ████ happens, yeah. This is you're basically saying like they should be barred from if they ████ up or like if their performance is bad or the ratio is really bad, it's like they should be barred from working in that. Well, I just think like I I think there's a rotational aspect in all forms of power. Yeah. Whenever it gets too hot for someone in this position like in politics that happens all the time. Uh there's just like it's always so like what is it? Lateral. Like it's never someone went down. >> it's vertical, too. You know? exactly. You fail up. >> Like Kamala, right? Like she ████ up San Francisco, people forget about it,
5:55 and then they're like, "Oh, she could be a great president." >> Or Newsom, you know? >> Yeah, it's like this dude, he could like, "Oh, dude, he could totally be a Supreme Court judge." It always feels like in that club, like at that level, you just can't take anyone down a peg. They just ████ go whoop. Do you think once you get to a certain point in a certain club, now you're protected? So, like I think I think so, yeah. You just get rotated. >> You feel a certain way in your community, so you feel like you you can't get ████ on you. How do I get in that club? The thing is, we're all looking at this from the outside at that guy going, "What a ████ piece of ████ stick up his ass, whatever." Most people are like that guy in that world. So, they're not going to go, "Yeah, what a little ████ that guy is." Like, they're going to probably feel something like, "Oh, that'll happen to me next. So, I got We got to like protect this thing." >> ever been to like traffic court for like
6:45 a fix-it ticket or something small? And then they'll like like the ones that I've been to, there's so many people that that the judge has to go through. She'll have like all 10 line up. And then she goes, uh I don't want to hear like they'll be like straight up cuz there's like a a quota they have to meet, but it'll be like, "I don't want to hear ████ Either you did or you didn't. And if you didn't, if you don't deny it, you go in this line or whatever." And then the minute someone is like, you know, most people they get defensive. "Well, it's because the other day Shut up. Go over there. You shut up over there." And then like me like being like an 18-year-old that has like 10 or some ████ you know, and I'm like, "Holy ████ these judges are ████ untouchable." Cuz I'm like, "Cops don't even talk to me like this." You know what I mean? And they're like cuz I'm like I just want to get my story out cuz you feel it feels like a knot in your throat. >> And you've been thinking about it for like days. Like I have to go to court.
7:35 It's like it's not what it seems. It's not the way the cop wrote it down. Like this is my story, but I but I can tell these three other people already tried to explain their story, and she's not having it. She's like, "Get the ████ over there." So, I was just like, "Uh what about you?" "Guilty." Also, people don't even know that that's not even when you make your case. So, they're like they watch court movies and all that and they That's just you're going there to make your like claim. Like, are you guilty? Non contest? What is it? That's all they want to know so you could ████ move on. And then you're supposed to when trial happens or whatever, that's when you make your case, right? But then, I've seen it too where people were They just don't know how the system works. So, they're sitting there trying to argue. And then it's like, "Dude, you're wasting 5 minutes right now. You need to go through hundreds." I get the impatience, though. Hey, imagine what it's like when they argue with the cop giving them the
8:26 ticket. >> That they do that, too. I know. It's like >> That's what I mean. That's not the process. >> even dumber. Yeah. Well, you can also make a mistake during that, too, cuz I remember one time I was driving with Nicki and cop pulls me over and I'm just pissed cuz I got stuck in a in a speed trap. It was total speed trap situation. And so, I was being very like dismissive, I would say. Like, I was like, "All right, yeah, I get it. Let's move this along. Just hand me my ████ ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah." And he didn't like that. They hate that. They hate that ████ So, either way, I'm like, "You You just give me my ticket. It's all good." >> He wanted you to like repent or something? I don't know. They want you to be They want you to feel sorry about what you did, yeah. And I'm like, you I'm like, "Dude, you know this is a speed trap. Like, whatever." Oh, any Anybody in authority, I think, has this happen to them. >> Like the how the tech was acting. Yeah. You know, it's not necessarily like harmful language, but he just wasn't Your honor. And it's crazy cuz you would think the tech is on his side. Like,
9:18 they work in the same building. They're on the same team. It's not like judge and like the people like uh like the plaintiff or the defendant, which you could They're like adversarial. It's like, you're He's on your squad to help make sure all your gadgets work good. Hey, that reminds me of just people having a bad time and then they take out their whatever issues they're going through on someone that can't bite back because that happens at our store with people vacationing and I didn't realize how ████ mean like certain people can be. They're just I was just and it never happens to me and it what what Hannah was saying is like look this is why girls like guys around because not only do women get ████ from women but they get ████ from they always get ████ from men. And I was like what are you talking about? She said earlier Uber driver came by he couldn't find the
10:08 location so he started screaming at the girls. Then I'm like you think if you were standing in here or a guy he'd scream at the girls? And I was like you guys don't see the ████ and the like intensity and aggression that people feel like they could do because if they did it to you you'd ████ knock them out. So that it's ████ ████ Yeah there's some ████ made behavior like when it's with girls I almost like lower my my heatedness. >> you're a man that wants to protect them. Cuz that's She's like there's two kinds of guys. There's guys that like they're weak in the guy world so they need to dominate women to feel like big. But like but she goes a real man their feelings are like I need to protect these girls cuz they're weaker than me. Not attack them so I feel better. So it's like she's like that's why she's like you guys don't see it cuz it
10:59 doesn't happen around when you're there cuz these ████ will never act out when you're there. And I was like damn that's ████ crazy. So then like the cuz I never it never occurs to me to be like that to a little girl. Like a teenage girl right? >> Yeah especially a little girl yeah. And you have these middle aged ladies being ████ mean and nasty and like I was just shocked like the ████ that they tell me. I was like this happens when like there's no guys around? And I'm like that's what it that reminds me of. Go to Coffee Bean ████ Yeah. Go ████ yell at people at Starbucks. If anybody needs a ████ chanting Buddhism necklace, it's these guys. Like Yeah. And it makes sense, too. Like they just got to take out their stress, so then they're like going to take it out on someone that can't bite back. On the street, though, if this ████ acted like any any other way to that guy, that guy would have ████ slapped
11:50 him. Yeah, he would have ████ laid his ass out. Yeah. He's just lucky he has a black gown and it says ████ judge in front of it. Yeah. But then it is like I do know some IT guys, and they can get pretty ████ ████ Mhm. Because like they know so much, and you're just like, you know, like like I have a buddy who does IT, he was IT for Apple, and he's he's kind of like that a little bit. Where it's like he'll just be like, "Let me guess. Did you try turning it off and on again?" You know what I mean? Like it's kind of like they get a little bit I guess like Asperger nerd. Yeah. You know what I mean? Not that I don't think he was doing that to that level, but I could see the frustration. How what Yeah, like I can see why people whole departments hate those guys. >> I see. But he's so friendly, though, that guy. Yeah, he doesn't seem like that guy, though. And he'll tell you
12:41 like 30% of the time it is just turn it off, turn it back on. Right. Right. All right. Unplugging it 30 seconds, put it back in. It super is, but that's the thing is like they're they're paying you so that they they can stay stupid about this stuff. And you are the smart guy. >> But my brother's like I He's like so I can see what's going on in their end, and they won't they won't even unplug it and plug it back in. They just say that they did because they think it's something else, and they want me to send them a new box or whatever. >> They want it to be a worse problem than something stupid, so that they don't look like idiots. Like that guy. He's like, "Oh, all you got to do is this." But then he's like, "No, like it was more than that." That's true. It's lame, dude.
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