0:00 We all got to take >> Hello. Hello. Hello. >> Off to work. Are ye >> just lecturers like British people? >> Boba time. >> Are you recording already? >> Yeah. >> His division he hasn't >> bo >> show them what you're destroying. >> They worked hard for that. >> Yeah. And we'll put your burrito. >> Wow. It looks good on you. >> Get the out. >> Do you have the taser? You could tase it. >> Oh. >> Oh, yeah. >> I don't know where it went. >> Oh, it's right here. >> I'm keeping direct eyes on that. >> Look, I have three sets of sandals. I I know. >> You ever been tased? >> Whoever has been tasing the dick.
0:52 >> He was actually meant to be tasing the dick, but I changed the rules. >> I'm glad you didn't cuz it actually hurt. >> Yeah. Liar. >> There's no way we'd be having kids if he got tased in the dick. That would be >> It was supposed to be >> Empire >> dick. >> I swear to God in the dick. >> It's like a bug zapper. It's a bug zapper. >> You know what? I think I think we should give this to the girls at the store. >> I think you should. Yeah. >> And then when they when they when someone complains >> Oh, >> cuz even the even the sound is intimidating. >> Oh, yeah. >> It's supposed to be a turn, isn't it? I feel like the all all three were like 25 bucks or something. They were so cheap. >> I got one for Tiff. Doesn't even use it. >> Oh, she doesn't. >> She doesn't carry it on. >> You wanted She doesn't even carry it. >> You want her to have like a minimum amount of uses per week? >> Yeah. I'm like, you got to get at least two. >> Oh, she doesn't even bring it with her.
1:42 You mean >> bring it with her? >> Cuz that even if there's a bad guy, just go like that. I probably freak out. >> And it's a big one. >> And dude, you uh you could plug it in. It's pretty cool. >> You don't even got to use it. Have you seen you seen how like sometime some of them have like the pepper spray and the shotgun? >> I feel like I messed that up. >> It's really easy to mess up. >> Oh, to get the wrong one. >> Yeah, you might. >> They seem like difficult tools to use. >> Pepper spray seems scary cuz the worst case scenario is you shoot it and it sprays back on you >> or the wind, you know? >> Yeah. You got to check the wind first. Do it. >> The gel. Is the gel effective? Have you seen that? Where it's like a It's like pepper spray but it's it's like a gel that just comes out. Yeah, I guess that's a little bit easier cuz then it's not going to blow back at you. >> Yeah, that might turn them on. >> Might give him a nice slip back, too. >> Does he got me with all these ropes? >> Does Joe teach you any self-defense
2:33 techniques? >> Joe, >> why'd you look so surprised? >> I think he teaches self-offense test techniques. >> Okay. How to start attacking? >> Yeah. Does he does is he like when you leave the house, he's like, "Babe, don't forget freaking >> He did. He did insist I learn to shoot a gun. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Smart man. >> Just for anybody watching. >> For home defense. Cool. >> Yeah. >> Or is this for outside offense? >> For bank robberies, >> for revolutions? >> Nothing. You don't You don't You don't give her any tips on how to protect yourself. >> Text me when you get home. >> Oh, that's good. I want her to start She um she's intimidated of rifles. I don't know why cuz I think handguns are actually harder to shoot and scarier than rifles. Rifles are easier to shoot. >> Rifles were easy. >> You can't put in your bag though.
3:24 >> I could try. >> I got one. I got I got two. You can put on a bagable dude. >> You can fit one that fold in, right? >> Imagine you carry a rifle in a mummy gun. She has to assemble it. >> I know. It's like >> Do you like the idea of just whacking that out on a beach in Hawaii, though? Do you feel like at least like where you guys live is is there as much of a need for stuff like that? >> A need for speed? >> Mhm. >> Kind of. Well, not >> it's pretty safe compared to here. >> Yeah, for sure. >> But it's not as safe as a European city. >> Oh, right. >> Oh, no. Yeah, we'll walk around. Everyone complains about London, but like you can walk around there safely. It's no issue. >> Oh, what about where you actually like lived >> in London? >> Oh, where do you before that? >> What was it? Liverpool. Liverpool. Yeah. >> Oh, Liverpool's even better. I feel like the difference with Liverpool is Yeah, you might get attacked, but people will help.
4:14 >> That's cool. >> Yeah. Like somebody >> will help attack you. >> ████ you. >> Come on. >> Five on five >> after you. Grape by grape. >> Oh ████ >> I don't know. I'm just dude. We're just talking. I thought I was talking. >> You changing the rules. We're changing the rules. >> Grooming gang. Bart. >> You got to do it in a scout or accent. >> Groom. Groom gang. Go on. >> Grooming gang. If if uh London was like LA or New York, >> what is the closest American city to Liverpool? Like what does that feel like? >> In similarity, right? >> In similarities. >> Yeah. Let's just keep it all California. So it feels like >> in similarities. >> You probably know more Hawaii now than >> Hawaii. Let's keep Hawaii. >> In California >> in Hawaii. >> Where? I don't know. >> West side. No, it's it's imagine like a village. Like the
5:06 mentality of the people is village. 1950s village mentality. >> 1950s. So that's already Bakersfield or Fresno or something. Okay. >> But in a city. >> In a city. >> That was mostly built in the Victorian era. >> Oh, Victorville. >> Victorville. I don't know if Victorville is a city, bro. >> Victorian. Vtorville. >> No, dude. It's Lake Arrowhead in San Francisco. >> Whoa. >> I don't. She's like so whatever that means. I see. I see. >> It's so >> Yeah, it's so in San Francisco. >> Solving. Oh man. >> So >> with Westside Hawaii people >> cuz it's probably like >> Yeah. >> Cuz it's probably like if >> someone was ████ with your house. >> Yeah. >> Your neighbor will come out and go, "Yo, what the ████ are you doing to the house?" >> Your neighbor will come out with a bat and just >> Yeah. Because major cities here, I think everyone's on their own program like, "Oh ████ my neighbor's getting ████ up. Oh my god."
5:56 >> In Liverpool, everyone's very involved. It's an extrovert's dream. >> Yeah, I love it. Everyone talks all the time to you. >> Very communal. >> So, what's the worst thing that can happen? >> Even bums make fun of me. I >> get like attacked in the same way, but it's just not as like you're not I don't feel like I'm on my own. >> Oh, >> and I do feel like it is a bit more old school, too, where if you're like a girl on your own, you do feel like you're being watched. >> Oh, that's awesome. >> In like a creepy way, just in like >> No, like we all got to take >> Hello. Hello. Hello. >> Off to work. Are you just lecturers like British people. >> What's this? >> Dead man tell no tale. >> It's like how biker gangs >> come give us a sample. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I >> I'll walk past your pub and the door man will be like, "You're all right." And I'm like, "I'm good." Back. Yeah. That
6:47 too. >> Anything anything can help you with. >> Yeah. Three fingers would be great. And I also think there's a lot of peacemakers out there where she was telling me like there's dudes that just want an excuse to ████ fight. [Music] >> Justice. >> Yeah. >> It's like for just I was like, "Wait, so there's a lot like you feel safe." She goes, "Yeah, because I feel like if a dude was to hassle me, like dudes in Liverpool, like they probably don't even care about me, but they want an excuse to fight. >> So they'll ████ those dudes up just cuz they know you. >> It's not as bad as Wington. like Warrington. I feel like people would go out specifically sometimes looking for peacekeepers. >> They just love punching, huh? >> Yeah. >> Well, it's probably cuz it's full of scases. >> It's in the It's in the culture. >> It's just all the body.
7:39 >> The closest. You got to go to ████ Texas. >> Probably cuz it's full of sc. >> But that kind of vibe and still be it's got to be like Dallas or Houston. >> Texas, you think? But I do think like Hawaii vibe is like that too cuz I feel like a bunch of those Hawaiian cats on the west side they're looking. They're looking if you mess around. You mess with uncle man or uncle. >> Yeah. >> But it's traditional like Texas. But the difference is America is still very individualistic. So it's like Europe reminds me of Asia more than America even though it's white. >> Oh. Cuz they're more collective. >> Way more. >> Well, yeah. It's mainly more one race though. >> No, it's cuz they you shared space. cuz there's Indians, there's Sikhs, there's like but they're all like on the same program. So like I think when you're in a place where you have to use public space, you're just wired different from people that like this is my property,
8:29 this is my personal space, this is my car. >> Yeah. >> It's like the escalators in Asia. Like the fact that people could do that, >> they know how to Yeah. >> You don't have to say a word. >> This is the fast lane. This is the slow lane. >> Whereas over here, people just pee on them from time to time. How did Chinese people ████ it up so bad? Like it's like ████ what up? I think it's the villagers. >> So European European and Asia, right? >> Europeans and Asia, they the way they view it is this is our escalator, right? In Texas, it's we each own our own escalator. In China, it's one escalator, but everyone that one's mine and then everyone's ████ fine. No, they're mine. No diagno that mine. >> No, they don't talk to each other. They just go. >> They just go. >> Yeah. >> And they act like that's mine. >> They're not even using it. They're just That's mine.
9:20 >> They're all leg on top of it. >> Are you going to go up or what? >> Hey, but I heard that it's China's ants. They use antenna and they just like figure it out and bodies move >> and they go ████ raid the crab at the buffet like that. Dude, >> that my crab no more. Not your crab. My crab. >> That my crab. I heard that it was villagers like not um city people. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. That's like here, you know. >> No, but the villagers here are more nicer and more polite. And >> well, it depends. It depends what you mean by villager. Cuz if you're talking about prompt villager, >> that's true. >> Here, you got to think about like this. China got like what, like 1.5 billion people, right? If 1.5 billion Americans were here, we'd have way worse of a problem than that crab. But what I'm talking about is the the Chinese people in other countries. >> The visitors. >> Yeah. They're travelers. They got multiple stamps on their passport and
10:11 they're in the middle of ████ I don't know. >> Yeah. Those ones that mine >> those ones are are problems for sure. >> Tourist ones. >> But you know, I never knew about that stereotype about Chinese people until like 10 years ago or whatever. >> 10. Well, cuz when I grew up here, I was around like Chinese, Vietnamese, Cantonese, Hong Kong, and none of them ████ on the floor. >> Nope. >> And it wasn't until none of them ████ on the floor. None of them >> until >> I learned about all of them, like the ones that came here first, >> the Chinese on floors everywhere. >> No, but their kids like they they there's Japanese people who travel everywhere, >> they let their kids molest everywhere. Oh wow, dude. >> Japanese people molest everyone everywhere when they travel. >> No, we'll let him, right? >> Do that. That's not even a stereotype.
11:01 >> But they let their kids piss. >> That's the stereotype. Japanese. No, he's just making it up cuz he's bitter. >> All right. Do travel do traveling ████ on the floor everywhere? >> That's the stereotype though. No, that's >> Answer the question. >> Of course they don't. But that's what a stereotype is. Right. >> I got a highlight reel to prove that. A guy sitting in an elevator. >> See, that's in China. >> I got a whole highlight reel. >> That's in China. >> Those are my people. Okay, that's where I come from. >> He freaking looks up at the end and goes, "I'm in Germany." >> And by the way, I learned this stereotype from Chinese people. I didn't ████ make this up. And they said that they be letting their kids ████ and piss everywhere. >> I Hey, to be honest, I saw one time I did see that, but it was in China. >> I see it. I see it in China. >> You do?
11:51 Just honestly >> villages. Villages. >> Villages. >> Yeah. >> Baby, adults and villages. Babies. Sometimes in this in the metro. >> A little cup. I have a little cup that they be in or something. >> I mean I mean even among the five of us in this room, some of us have ████ on the floor in America. >> Oh yeah. >> I I almost ████ in front of Bart's house. >> I always ████ on the floor. >> We can't We can't really talk ████ about that. >> I always ████ on the floor, man. >> Damn it. You ruined my entire case. >> But you know what? I say >> what >> I don't go that mine. I go that's ours. So if someone wants to join me, they can. >> Oh, you know what I say? I sit on the floor. I go, I'm Japanese. >> I framing Japanese people. >> It's Tokyo style, >> man. It's Tokyo style. >> And he points at his ████
12:43 >> That would be >> ████ Booya.
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