0:00 [Music] will smith has resigned from the ████ academy man what what is that exactly what i mean what does it do does that mean you have to get any more oscars no he can get more answers you can't vote he can't he can't he can't get any more screeners anymore yeah wait the academy is the oscar what position was he in that he resigned from actor he was he was a he was a member of the academy of motion picture art and science i didn't know you can resign from that doesn't that mean so that's kind of like let's say if you're sag right and you give up your sad card does that mean you can't win the sad guild awards anymore you still can but you you just don't get any of the screeners i think it's screeners and you don't get you don't get to vote on on like what wins right you can't vote isn't that a
0:51 perk of the academy do you feel like that they they were voting are all actors that vote a lot like it's just random people there so that's how will smith wants because his peers elected him because of the vote yeah so he doesn't have to give his oscar back he does not what do you think he does without all his screeners back this year yeah destroy all the dvds this is not for commercial use yeah screening only like we get it those are so fun to ████ download screeners weren't they yeah you're like oh it's a screener he's going to be high quality because it's near the oscars the screeners are fire do you think he won an oscar for fresh prince of bel-air no he didn't actually no that was his first answer this morning he can't write it has to be an emmy right yeah not for french not for fresh prince because oscar's all movies right yeah yeah so like it has nothing to do with that i know bart how do you feel about will smith and what he did about what all right about what am i i
1:42 don't know do you support him i forgot we moved on i watched it yet about what forget it trust me i'm going to videos i'm going to get to it oh i love the movie bart's gotta watch bright too first i'm gonna watch that no i'm gonna watch the slap first and then there's a lot of other ones where like chris rock fights back and all that there's a lot of remakes and you know you haven't even seen the slap i want no i'm gonna say it's a one minute video i have a kid i have a kid dude i don't have a title it's ████ tyka's fault he doesn't it's not his wall his tiger's full tiger should slap you no he i won't even get it i don't even know where that came from all right well how do you feel about romelu bronx with a when they the guy said our boss is not white tiger how do
2:33 you say taika feels about rumble in the box so he likes it yeah but seriously how do you feel about uh the the whole situation because i talked about it man i thought so if you hear my thoughts um i thought it was wrong for him to slap him wrong as a mind of violence you think it's wrong there's just so many layers to it right like one everyone's in hollywood everyone's homies like if someone got something if you really felt some way about how someone talked to your chick talk to them behind the scenes that's number one number two you're a comedian first too so from that angle like come on you gotta you gotta defend comedy and and what you gotta say like no matter what that's what kevin sorbo did i'm like we should all we should all defend comedy before our wives i'm like dude come on kevin sorbo did that of course he did and i'm like
3:24 so like you're a comedian with with the show come on dude comedians always will yeah and then number three i don't know where kevin if you slap chris rock for that you better shoot august right like or your ████ your thing and this is coming from a fan too i ████ love does i love bad boys i always told you guys will smith sucks this comes from a fan and as a fan you like execute this mom partner no no no no i just don't i don't i i don't know what he's going to probably going through some ████ but jade is the problem i don't uh condone his actions and also coming from someone that also lived in the hood before you don't escalate ████ you know like if it's just talking you talk but if you escalate to physical if chris rock was
4:15 from the hood and he has his homies shoot you on the streets expect that yeah like if you want to expect that if you want to escalate ████ that's on you man because he just used words and if you're gonna use physical violence then you opened up the pandora's box now anything i would take that as a challenge to a duel isn't it not fair because like dude if any of our tricks was getting ████ railed on and i got to sit there the the any joke like comedy railed on no no we're trained randall physically right now yeah like having a sex on like august august ████ yeah like august okay like penis is going in our ████ yeah i i think there's no way that you could make fun of my chick and me not be like i'm not a ████ yeah yeah yeah yeah for real for real but that's the reaction that's the reaction so that's the ████ things
5:06 it's a pride thing for him exactly like he's been getting ████ on yeah so hard and i feel like nigeria exactly and the other thing that i'm trying to say here's the other thing though here's before you get to that point here's the thing okay let's say that's that's how it really feels if you know a comedian is hosting the oscars in like don't sit in the front row of the comedy show but they're the most famous people sit in the back because you know if you're on the front row of a comedy show you're getting roasted on no matter who you are yes that is the shamu splash zone sure for sure but nobody wants to sit next to john leguizamo no i'm a fan i love the movie the best by the way he's the greatest luigi of all time but like nobody wants to sit come on he was really good on spawn though he was he was spoiled right now last night what's your point
5:56 now uh well i was saying about like everybody knew about their whole situation of her ████ everyone because she was the one that i was kind of putting out but and the way that she like started salivating when she was talking about like oh yeah and she was like pretty much saying like you're born and ████ whatever but anyways but then for like will smith we all knew he was ████ too but we like i feel like we've never heard never had of them and i feel like what she did was like kind of like turning the knife okay into the dude even more so then by the time at the academy awards and when that thing happened he just probably couldn't take it anymore the part that i don't quite get i don't know if you guys talk about this is we did so chris ross we did says we covered it yeah the the whole gi j2 talked about that the first thing you see the first thing no the first thing is will smith toy
6:47 and then he looks to jada right and then jada gives her the death eyes dude she hits them with the whole and we all know that look and then all of a sudden i'm like dude your true first reaction was haunting come on dude we all know that look and we all been there yep then that's when you say i got diarrhea and you go in the bathroom and you just stay there the rest of them that's the time to say it i got diarrhea that's why i'm laughing it says i got diarrhea you gotta react this move that he's doing like resigning from whatever and do you think he's gonna go to the ward show or do you think like like is he gonna continue to go i think that he did this to neutralize their response so like whatever they do they can't not gonna kick him out now because he just won the oscars like next year he's gonna present the oscar for best
7:37 male actor i heard he's pretty bummed about the screeners though that's what i heard yeah that was one of the main stories how am i going to use my dvd player now they should be digital i don't have a dvd player anymore can we figure this the ████ out and they're like nah dude let's learn yeah yeah damn that's crazy though just the amount of i think he already had that negative attention and then through the slap ████ cranked it up by a hundred i just feel like he's going through a lot right now i feel bad for the guy i did i i actually did i really do feel bad for will in a way yeah but then i remember pre-oscars yeah yeah for sure but then i remember like all the gifts he gave my childhood and like how sick he was and everything that he was in and i was just like oh he was just more like
8:27 he was when he's younger and i wish somebody would just tell him that yeah and that'd be helpful commentary that's that's actually very honest thing because when you say that i do think about the actual influence that will for the will smith had huge on everybody i wish people could just tell him that because it was really easy back then but he makes it so hard but like back then it was like it's hard to love a simp yeah but i feel like he's a lovable simp i think he's just with the right he's also a symp that's banging all kinds of other chicks anybody to the point where he vomits he yeah he would come and then throw up dude that's how much he could in that order it was in his book that's like binge eating yeah he was he was busting he was busting it down so much blowing ████ wads and he wasn't men in black another iconic remember the scene where
9:17 he's trying to like do his test and he's like moving yeah my favorite scenes ever will today when you look into when you look at will today and you see his interviews or anything right it looks like he's been crying in the back room seriously and then he got and then he just got himself composed and he came on and i'm like those are tears of cries on your eyes those red eyes of cries that's the name of the next movie he cries a lot now right and i was like what's going on tyson but yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm cries in like seven pounds he cries in the pursuit of happiness he cries in i am legend and bright i thought in the flashy thing the flashy thing the flashy thing flashes youtube was really good let me tell you something mike tyson ████ is
10:07 professional he's wise mike tyson not the same one this is what he said yeah why was his hand open should have closed it yeah it's much harder you should have smashed this one where they're like muhammad ali taught um will smith how to throw a good hook and i was thinking wait this article is like trying to say like he ████ used a solid hook punch for this and i'm like he he he was a limp wrist slapper when when will learned from him muhammad was like 82. and shaken yeah so i don't know how effective that slap was exactly chris rock took it like pretty good you know sometimes though it's not about how like strong something is right it's like if
10:57 somebody were to come up and like punch you that's one thing that might offend you so much but if somebody came up and slapped you because that might that might offend you more oh yeah i mean that's humiliating it's kind of like the slap around the world type of thing yeah i would have cried because all i would have said i thought you were my friend i feel bad for both of them because i do really like both i love chris rock i don't care about will anymore yeah but i love chris rock me too like the fact that he well he came back from that ████ good though which is great like he was like we'll just slap the ████ out of it he got laughed at the show he got left continued the show finished his job carrie said he was like yeah he's like i would sue him for like 400 million dollars because like that video will live on for forever dude that was crazy listen to jim carrey talk about it too really jim carrey was really upset about
11:47 it since i watched that ████ documentary where jim carrey's like tells the daughter of andy kaufman like i'm andy kaufman like in real life i lost my respect for him there but i gained it back through this because he was like hey look hollywood's ████ up they had no spine they didn't tell him to leave they didn't say like go ████ off standing o yeah standing so real rewarding yeah statue instead i wish everyone would have just said like yo what the ████ and then like didn't reward him for it actually like made consequences happen but he didn't think hollywood would ever have the ball i felt like if someone like andy dick or something what up and slap chris rock i thought you would get tackled by security guards yeah he would get piledrived on the stage chris yeah yeah i'm like the amount of respect and i guess like favoritism they played towards him crazy definitely because if any one of
12:38 us did it we'd not only get kicked out dude we get ████ locked up imagine if good ol seemu he was over at the oscars right our very own cimu he just got his foot in the door in hollywood and he walked up and slapped the ████ out of chris rock and will smith yeah and he said ten ████ rings ████ like whatever right they would've right then and there huffed his ass asian hated his ass sent the moth to ████ rikers all his cash was gone everything stripped him of the title first asian man all that ████ and that's how unfair hollywood is he's the first asian man the first first public one jacket he's the first letterman first asian man dude [Music]
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