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Fan Seeks Advice: Should I Start School All Over Again to Change Careers?

#forensicscience#uti#chalk#kfc#tiktok
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0:00 but what if you're like like he said he's married and he let the baby starve that makes a good story she got ttty [Music] milk uh members of our Discord get to uh ask us certain questions and we actually got a really uh a very serious question and if you want to join the the Discord real quick you you got to join our patreon that's the only way we're going to talk to you PM us but so I'm glad we have you guys here cuz I think you'll have a better answer than any of us for this guy why why do you think they're smar all right fine let's try this then don't answer the first time give it to them let them go first right we'll be the judges first let them go first we got dumbass versus UTI damn it I mean

0:50 we're called UTI man that ████ is UTI is the worst AR I did think it was your tra infection at first and then somebody today in the comments was like but the but the acronym fits you guys so well what that I was like ████ you trying to say damn all right this guy's name is zal and um so he's he's a male he's 25 he's married trying for a baby soon damn married at 25 yeah yeah yeah spent his whole life not knowing what he wanted to do he's always followed his parents plan for how his life supposed to go sounds Asian and he's now just starting to be sick of it and he said he just realized he has a passion for forensic science that's cool and he wants so bad to chase that dream the problem is that he already Works in it and he has a good job that pays well and he gets to work from home golden handcuffs listen to your parents dude stop man just stop

1:40 dreaming wow wow let him go first oh yeah I was just reading what Nick was about to say so he said if he were to chase the passion then he would need to go to adult school and like go to school all over again but the problem is he'd also have to take really basic courses so it would take a while uh 2 to 4 years and he said that he feels like his life is wasting weight if he doesn't do this oh he said have you guys experienced the same thing or am I just being an ungrateful little ████ I'm going through every day at work unhappy and unmotivated this ████ stresses me out I need me some Nong shim for real dude this man talks like he's like 80 years old he's 25 that's exactly what I'm saying if he wanted to do whatever the hell he wanted to do he should do it yeah because or else he's always going to regret it true he yeah yeah when he's 30 he's goingon to be like oh I wish I

2:30 did it and then when he turns 40 he's going I wish I did like like you're going to keep talking about the same ████ like stop complaining and just do it and I feel like I feel like a lot this happens to most people in that situation you grow up and then if you don't address like that resentment you feel for your parents that you may have it may have come from a good place but if you just let it keep stacking like you're going to start blaming them and for the sake of you and your parents' relationship I would suggest doing whatever makes you if if you feel that strongly about it I don't know why you pick forensic science of all things but like he likes dead bodies I also I also would say he mentioned that that already like his his field of work like he dreads it it's it's a terrible feeling waking up every day and dreading being alive that ████ kills you quicker than anything that's a silent killer so yeah exactly if you have to go back to school and blah blah blah restart your life at 25 you're you're so young 25 feels

3:22 that's young literally and this is like 2 years like how much exactly like I hated school so I quit school and look at me now I'm on UTI y realiz when she gets drunk she gets aggressive really I just want to beat everyone upy fire she's aggressive overall she just be holding it back for our sake usually I know when I get home you know what I do did any of you guys have a previous like either career or something that you hyper focused on that you had to leave in order to do what you do now I'm just selling weed okay but that's a highly profitable thing that you would have to stop doing I was at home chilling you were what I was at home chilling yeah actually I I'd say Jeremy's the one situation that would fit this cuz I was a bartender but I love bartending like I took it as far as I possibly could but uh so you stayed and progressed your career cuz now you have a high level still brought to you by nectar heart C flavor no weird

4:14 aftertaste but but for like Jeremy for example he was in the music industry as a talent manager and he hated that ████ yeah so he despised it I hate Talent managing too I'm the talent he's like I hate managing my own Talent like so hard so he left an industry completely and he wanted to do he wanted to do ████ by his own terms and that's how nectar was born right and it's like and you and there is obviously worry of like stability like all of these things but at the end of the day like if you have these emotions that don't go away because you're just not in the right place in life like you got to step into your true being I think and then and also Jeremy started this pretty pretty later in life yeah that what age was it 28 29 I think was when the idea first came but he like it launched like 2020 nectar lunch yeah only a few years ago well done wow okay

5:04 guys is ████ dude now that you've heard that side we're going to hear from uh the gay dumb asses over here I think you should just added gay they're the dumbest man you said it was the gay side early no I didn't say I said the dumbest the dumbass dude you got to pick one we can't be both okay some of us are both which one do you want I'm both um I think he should just ████ shut up and just crush his own dreams and just keep going to what was it it it keep doing it keep doing it keep doing it you'll be fine just just power through power through if you're 25 dude it's already ████ over you have ████ nothing left old you're ████ old you think 25 is too late he should be signed up for his Social Security that's all what age would not be too late to change careers n like 17 dude probably 17 or 18 he's

5:54 ████ he's ████ washed dude this guy's 25 he's washed need you'll never ████ make it science you turn 18 and if you already made your decision by that time what I would do is at at your it work go to the top floor of the building and see if it's really high or not yep and look if it's two stories don't even try it don't even try it don't even ████ try it but if it's if it's really really high then maybe take a leap of faith and see what happens you might land in the the forensic signs building very unlikely but just try it he'll definitely be in forensic science one way or another literally wow Anthony what do you think let me tell you you stupid ████ what skip Anthony yeah let's seear what Joe has to say skip go ahead anony go ahead gay dumb ass no that's me

6:44 dude Mr Colonel Sanders was 40 years old when he made KFC but he wasn't successful at 40 this ████ was probably about 60 to 70 years old geriatric when he finally made it with KFC okay and how much do we do we love KFC love it but he died before everybody could love it you guys love KFC but I thought he was trying to do chicken already I like Bojangles more more of a churches guy but the point is there's no time on this ████ never a time limit on your but what if you're like like he said he's married and let the baby starve that's makes a good story she got titty milk that ████ baby don't need its own food just ████ she got at least a year have an Atkins baby bro like if he's going to school

7:34 for like what a year you don't need that much school for forensic science that sh is a ████ science anyway and then you just you just go work at a police station or whatever and then you can find you know you can go to Crime scen someone got blasted you just do the chalk around the bullet and ████ you don't do jack ████ take some pictures on your ████ phone and then you fingerprints dust it put the it's a ████ degree dude you could finish that in the year baby comes out all it needs is take milk which your wife produces it's free you don't got to pay for anything you're ████ tripping for no reason also does his wife work or is he like f matter of fact make the wife pay for ████ get on welfare you should get a divorce how about that there's no shame in going on welfare to be honest if you need to do it do it also you know if if that whole forensic ████ doesn't happen then just go back to honestly find a new dream why why forensic sign why why don't you just go back try it

8:25 and then go back that ████ I feel like he's lying to us cuz where where have you ever heard my pass for forensic science that's code for only fans oh is it yeah do only fans then that can't wait to go ████ look at a wall that has bullet holes and ride chalk around it and circle the crime ████ that's all he wants to do you have a good weap the entire industry yeah I I do think a lot of people do get caught up cuz I relate to them actually like I I was an undergrad we were trying to figure out if you want to do JK fulltime I was doing that whole ████ Premed route and then at that time I I think I really hated my life mhm but I didn't know like the words depression or whatever and I probably was depressed like probably my whole life cuz I I felt like I was living my parents' dream and I remember like when we started doing JK it was the

9:15 first time that like I had like a breath of fresh air like oh ████ you can do yeah you can do things for yourself and it was like a light that I never it's a beautiful feel yeah I felt ever before in my whole life yeah so like people they think oh ████ it's such a long time yeah maybe you are ████ ████ it takes you four years to learn how to feather dust and ████ yeah like me but you could you could learn how to do it in the one year and one year is a short time different fingerprints duster for a lifetime of like brightness and happiness fulfillment a short yeah dude yeah you you remember I was like not work not a full-time Dan yeah so I was like working in sales then I was in tech as well then I went to like another sales job for a clothing brand but I was watching all my homies around me living the dream and like pursuing their passion like this guy well yeah because I I actually got to know him as a whole different guy I

10:06 was like dude you're gay yeah that too how wait what did you know him as like a UCI dancer or not because first I knew in in uh when he was like before he graduated I just knew him as like oh he dances for fun and then everyone around us we all shifted to dancing for career but he went to work like work work and he's right he he didn't make it when you guys made it no ended up in the same s█████ spot though huh Joe jokes on you but then it's true we we were all like damn like together it's crazy to see somebody that you know is so good and then they're just not doing the thing it's like if if his friends knew that he was a forensic scientist ████ genius genius and he's just doing y'all know how to dance why not just hop on Tik Tok he is he is on Tik Tok cuz I'm 37 and over it [Laughter]

10:56 bro that's true we just had Michael here and man I was like damn dude I might start dancing on Tik Tok that sounds crazy you made3 million be the same f███████ million dollar but yeah there there was just that feeling of like watching your homies do what they love and then you be in a spot where you weren't doing what you love you know what I mean so just like just like B said once you actually go for it even though there's nothing but uncertainty there there's that Breath of Life that finally comes and you're like wao like I can actually do something that I want to do you know so you got to try it even if doesn't work out and then you know worst casee scenario you end up at like JK or some ████ but what if you had like a wife already at that point and a baby on the way does that change your priority of like all the only advice or things that I've heard from people that are like about to have a baby is all the dudes are always like I never knew that there was like a seventh gear that I could

11:46 have yeah you know what I mean so like I I look forward to that possibility like the idea that you think that you're going hand but until you actually live your life not for yourself anymore but for somebody else that you created you can only imagine how gangster you're going to be yes at least it's real at least it's like something where you can get a career and so it's like it's like he's going from what does he do some computer it it so he does that and he's going to go that into forensics where there's jobs for it's not like you're going to be a professional juggler or like your wife is like Magan that's why it feels fake to me cuz like what is this practical ass dream you know what I mean it's way too practical so practical I'm sure there's some transferable skills from his it job to it sounds like to me who a doctor that's going you know what I really wanted to do Dentistry but like I'm out here ████ at the ER and I hate my life you're just switching from one realistic

12:38 career to another one but then he he would take two to four years not working to have to like go to school wait why doesn't he he has work I mean I guess he could but then yeah why can't he I went to school and had two jobs it's like you can do it too dude everything's online now bro ████ Community local Community College you can take Basic G that's an excuse that's an excuse but is his job hella tax in like it's 50 hours a week crazy get a new job yeah get a part time take a take a pay you know B pay bump down and ████ find do some nice all right that's very different from what you said earlier I like it no actually ████ that guy he's an idiot he's a patron say loving stuff no I love that guy he's going to be fine he's going to be fine Sherlock Holmes you're okay when you're out there investigating right now you see a ████ finger on the floor at a crime scene and then you put that ████ you're going to put in the bag the evidence bag

13:28 you're going to be like JK was right thank you guys I feel fulfilled I bet you I bet you he just wants to be like a lab analyst like he's probably not the chalk guy no there's only the chalk and the feather duster okay so yeah Z you heard it from two amazing sources uh they're both pretty much saying follow your heart do what you want to do if you're doing a job that's going to end up making you want to kill yourself then yeah get out of there man watch he fails and he gets mad at us and ████ he blames you he's only he hates his new forensic science job this job sucks I'm making half the money double the work like ████ this

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