0:00 [Music] a woman as ryan would say a woman love him claims her boyfriend gets up to 100 erections a day who's counting wow is there like a ████ fitbit around his dick they got a guy that's one he's the guy at the club doing the clickers and is it prolonged he just twitched it it has to be zero degrees can be prolonged if that's a hundred do you have to go from soft to hard everything and that's what's happening that must be so annoying for you guys though for you guys yeah for you guys i'll ████ have a dick don't you guys don't you guys titties get hard though yeah that's true i heard some women say that i heard this i heard somebody say that one time like i'm talking about like an
0:50 erection though though like because i feel like it's just right before you about to like come or like you're horny and ████ and you're just like getting blue balls all entirely well some of it some of it is the classic nrb is just blood flow you know what i mean it's just healthy ████ after a nap like sometimes when it's just like uh like uh i remember the whole no reason boner type ████ right like you'd be like sitting down for a while in class by the way but and like if you like got up suddenly there's like blood flow right isn't that uncomfortable but when's the last time you got an nrv though it's like yeah it's like non-sexual though yeah it's not sexual it can't turn sexual can i still get those random boners oh it's turning sexual not as frequent as like high school not like high school high school was like every ████ minute dude like i couldn't even study i just go home can't wait to jack off yeah
1:40 there's a definite hormonal difference and then you take a nap and then you get up you're like all right now i'm gonna study and then you're like no i gotta jack off and you ████ wipe off the ████ books off your tape you gotta make a scene out of it right cause you're too young to ████ put a girl on the table so you ████ wipe it off and you pull up your laptop on the table and then you do it like that because you're old enough for that for kisses joe has to clear the whole table and then he can come on it which i've had done before that's all we could finish yeah you can't i can't finish on the books i think i still stand by my statement isn't that annoying like isn't that just what's the female equivalent of getting a boner it's only annoying if you're at the doctor's and he's about to come in and you get a random boner and you can't that sucks you don't want to be soft it sucks too because wait because you guys ████ yourself before you see the doctor always especially if it's a dude one
2:31 time yeah the one time i did it i felt embarrassed i was like yeah the doctor started laughing at me he's like where was this little baby's penis she's like oh my god the stethoscope on your dick was like is everything okay nick yeah he's like i'm gonna get my magnifying glass for this well i know what nick's here for no we don't have dick lengthening surgery and i was like oh geez doc you don't that's the only time i remember it being annoying because you're wearing that gown thing and if you have a boner the whole thing goes boom yeah or like when you uh when you get like a massage or something like that and you're in like ████ asia or something like that old asian guy they make you ████ put on those like uh netted little things for massages you ever been to asia get those massages no i've heard about them though they give you like a little net thing and just fully show ████ yeah and then somebody comes in you're like mesh underwear yeah like a mesh ████ little underwear like like a ████ fishnets talking
3:23 i ████ you know this who puts on a fishnet stocking underwear and the guy told him everybody does this it's okay and the guy's like kinky he's very kinky this guy's into it i can't believe we put him on you know what you never got a massage in singapore nah i have but i didn't have to wear fishnets oh ████ you know what i don't have to wear a mulan if you go they scrub you right so so for you if you go to the spot you're butt naked yeah you're butt naked and my friend was like hey did your guy straddle you and we're like straddle you and he goes yeah you go so he said he was lying down like this and then this one ████ went over him like that like a log right yeah and then that fool ████ went over and he just started scrubbing his chest like this hell yeah and he's like i felt like that was so unnecessary
4:13 that sounds really the guy was naked too depending on who you asked you know wow that's crazy but um yeah so a woman is claiming her boyfriend gets up to a hundred erections a day saying it happens every single place they go this chick's name is vicki brown she's 31 and her boyfriend's name is lucas martin she's 17 39. that's a disorder at that point right right damn she must be hot as ████ yeah that's probably it uh i can i can send some photos she got a heart-shaped ass nothing this man can do he's always just going oh baby that's where we're at with them damn i'd be hard all the time too hey yo no joe the one the chicks on the right oh i don't know so uh she literally says everywhere they go even with like other people around whether it's sitting down for dinner going out for coffee going to the movies getting into a taxi whatever the ████ he
5:04 can get an erection and it just happens like that anywhere from 50 to 100 times a day even to the point where even if other people are around sometimes he literally is just like oh you can only laugh it off so he can't so when he wears basketball shorts or sweats and he's like at 24 hour fitness playing pickup games you can't flip it up you got to flip it up you gotta flip it up the thing is it only happens when she's around get the ████ out of here so it's like a wi-fi ████ transmitter was this a propaganda bit he's like we get it you love your ████ life [Music] it's not pandering like just hate child support [Laughter] uh she says he has a constant need for sex you know what this is this is oh so it's actual horny bonus this is a brag from the wife i i was thinking it might have been a disorder so i was like he always wants to ████ only me yeah yeah yeah that's awful
5:55 sounds like dude yeah good for her she's getting that dick so you know what she sounds crazy like a brag that went way too far i know yeah she looks like my ████ was ████ collapsed yeah she says through the whole relationship he always had an erection in shops restaurants and the gym there's no rest from it all and i just wondered if any other couples are the same that's the there you go you know it's just strange that's the giveaway that's the giveaway i just want to know if it's like does anybody else have a big house and like you have to have like four air conditioners that's the line that's literally gonna get cold it's like are you kidding me the line right now so i'm like okay which one controls which air conditioner when everyone goes i know why would you ask that i know great dude you guys know when you're like ████ your husband like a hundred times a day oh it's so much like you know that's nice
6:47 like magneto's saying that yeah don't you guys hate when metal just sticks to you now you need to talk like that you ████ know you have a power a little british virgin a little british name you're like jake sucks he's like dude like guys i gotta tell you guys like some serious ████ that happened to me like i almost died it was ████ crazy i was suffocating my wife's titties i'm like you know so ████ big and perfect you guys know how it is um but yeah i was just stuck in there i couldn't get out and i was like really fearful of my life i saw my life last night i swear to god i thought about my kids the whole time so so is she saying anything about like her just being tired or her libido can't match no she's just talking about this dick going up everywhere and that's it yeah that number of a hundred times the same he can go to sleep with an erection and wake up with one even though he does not night shifts there's no change in it at all it's every single place we are we
7:37 have we can be having a perfectly normal everyday conversation like shall we go and climb this mountain next weekend and then he has an erection and also can't stop cooking for me he'll just start taking out items and then he starts cooking for me it's so ████ annoying we can't even go to a restaurant because he'll just start cooking for me instead he keeps paying me alimony we're not even divorced like well obviously right next to me sending me affirmations to my phone like i'm right next to you affirmations so does he have anything to say about that or is this just her her commentary that he's probably not a real person it's huge no oh no no i bet he doesn't exist this guy cause isn't it like that's what i think if that was true most women would be like this is too much like it would kind of be a lot for them but she's like does anyone else have this aj like shut up dude most women with sex
8:27 addiction on ████ uh soft white underbelly wouldn't be able to keep up with that ████ yeah that's true that's crazy yeah there's really in-depth interviews these women are still like i cap it at like 20 a day this is ████ because he was like she says that he could fall asleep with a boner that's ████ that's true you can wake up with one you go you for obviously you wake up but fall asleep with a boner you know how hard that is yeah that's like that is pretty hard and then fall asleep that'd be a lot of you'd have to focus really hard you got to ████ kind of speak when you're hungry dude yeah you know what i mean i'd squeeze one out yeah you just squeeze it out i i squeeze one out christ what do you do to your body when you're masturbating like the last of the cold game rolls it up from the bottom oh it masturbates strangely that's what we found out today yeah joe masturbates in a weird way
9:18 before squeeze one out no rub one out yes rub one out squeeze one minute we just need that one you guys ever twisted one out yeah squeeze one out pop one out you gotta pop it pull it pull it out pull it all out squeeze one out what i stringed we can imagine this is the new version on the one thousandth one it's programmed to go squeeze one out jerky jerk it come on do it kid flip it swipe it so it is annoying if you have an erection but you can't do anything about it yeah if you're horny but i never had blue balls before though because i just come too fast sometimes i think if you're horny yeah like imagine taking a rush out of it if you're horny and you can't do something about it that's annoying already regardless men are more
10:08 how do i say it's emotional yeah we don't we have a boner but that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that we want to have sex yeah i think we have to have some kind of a of a connection going on before we can over ourselves and the boner's got to be able to look at you know the person in the eye right you're going to see an episode of guiding light first technically so like so let's say you have a boner but you're not horny so then you can just sleep right now like you wouldn't be that annoying right no we'd probably have to squeeze one out i think that's where i'm getting confused because like you're just telling me that like it's it's it's not that big of a deal it's not but then you just have to squeeze one men are complicated and that's not a big deal for us half the guys have bones right now i haven't had a butter in three years if i really focus hard i get chubs a lot instead of full-fledged boners like half mash
10:59 wouldn't you chubs nobody says instead of full foot instead of full fledgling on purpose are you doing this name chubs a lot sir ████ chubb and tug dude does anybody else get really solid sometimes out of nowhere just getting real filled up anybody grow their child oh wow bro they're jokes you don't get my semi hard half mask half mask i've never called i feel like there's a certain connotation calling it a chub chubbed up you never you never had a fallen soldier it's like three fourths of the way a cherub then you know when you fly the flag half mass oh half mass that's okay i call it a national tragedy somebody must have died then we grew up in different places
11:49 they called it a boston bombing he called on 911 no when you you know cop down one cop down no do uh so do uh chicks have any uh you know no reason what gets hard on you guys yeah like the the it just you know just comes down a little version can you flex it can you flex it can i no no i never just come out yeah you never have no reason kegels no reason no reason key goes there oh i think they're just like you're like seeing a guy and you're just like oh ████ i just flexed it yeah oh ████ oh ████ you take this shirt off you're like oh my god oh my god it's totally flexed does putting a tampon ever get sexual no it never does that's
12:40 what a no reason boner is that's a really well good way to put it is that a fault of the product or is that all women that's true good question um i think you're just the tampon is just up to do one job and it's just to suck the blood in ooh suck [Laughter] oh talk more about that oh my gosh how are you a business owner how has this worked out for you so well in the video and the video
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