0:00 so he goes to the private room gets ready and then a girl comes in that's young and then he's like wait a minute and then she basically starts being like like just that kind of massage and again he goes wait a minute wait a minute [Music] Joe please tell us how you feel about this actually both Joe's oh dude I saw this yeah both Joe's please wait where's the thing at he's not saying anything touch on me going to jail
0:50 um going to jail and they wonder why fish is having a hard time make it to heaven I stand for Jesus oh he got a massage lady arrested hmm the question is did he come that's always the question apparently he stopped her like right when she started to grab him or was it a horrible hand job and he couldn't come that's why that's why I killed the cops that'd be more reasonable his actual stories yeah so this guy's like a boxer so he goes for like you know he gets massages after his like training and he went to the wrong one did he ask for the happy ending he didn't apparently so she was like extra yeah or did he walk into a wrong
1:41 one and she thought that he wanted the dick special I think that's what happens that happened to one of my buddies he walked into a place and then they massaged him and then they started reaching for his penis and he was like whoa that's not what I was here for and then he left so it's that but afterwards he called the cops really which is a little extra huh is that extra I think so um what if it was against the rules were reversed I wouldn't do it but it's against his morals I can see why he'd do it because he's a he's a he's he's a hardcore like Christian dude right and he's like I can't violate I mean but why couldn't you just like talk to the establishment why did you have to make a big that's what I'm seeing about and then recording it and like telling people yeah if you are a true Christian I feel like you don't need to take it to that extent yeah you know you can handle it because also like you think that lady
2:33 woke up one day and said my dream is to Jack dudes off and make money like she ain't ████ doing this as a passionate career that's the deeper part of the news she's probably in really yeah like who knows right like someone could be holding her passport and she's stuck here I thought she was gonna be I think she has a passion for giving out her hand drops in those Shady massage if this was Amsterdam that's a different question that's a whole different thing right but like in these Shady like backroom massage places it just screams of like kind of yeah you know what I mean so like I don't know let me tell you some of the things people were saying that uh were dividing the sides someone like a lot of people were saying oh come on that lady must make hundreds of dollars an hour [Laughter]
3:29 God that gets like four hand jobs a day they're robbing me because like people were saying like what you said they were like oh she might be that's messed up that now she has to go to jail she might have been hiding from you know maybe she's not supposed to even legally be here yeah who knows what her situation is so now that the cops have her it's like she her whole life might be ████ but then people were like oh please she's probably Rich yeah that's weird huh she's rich I wouldn't say it that's like looking at a kid making Nikes in a factory and going oh come on he's making Jordans you know how much they are Jordans are expensive bro that's a good thing that is a good analogy right there that was spot-on he's probably got all the Jordans dude let's not ████ with the like like the the the pimp he's probably
4:19 got the Travis Scott and he got an early release dude no that's a good point yeah they're like it's the wrong person to really get mad at yeah right and now she's got to give the cop a hand job also some people some people also don't believe him they think that like because like cloud chaser well they think that um like most people kind of know that if you go to a massage place at night and it's one of those strip mall ones I mean he really didn't know my buddy accidentally went into one did he yeah because did he call the cops after and try to shame somebody on like socially ah I don't think most people do that no like why couldn't she call the cops and not publicly shame yeah because yeah exactly yeah yeah I think most guys
5:11 would just be like oh that was weird like bro you know what just happened or or they they just go oh no no thank you and they start driving home and they're like I think that lady was trying to jerk me off I think that was 11 times and then they go like maybe I should have and they go you turn or they check rub maps and they go oh ████ that's on rough Maps yeah yeah my friend had uh back problems and then he was like hilarious dude like I got back problems so why did he flip over so he he went to physical therapist and you got a massage he goes oh that was a little better right and then he was at work and he worked with the zad he was in the warehouse and then he carried
6:01 some boxes and he's like ████ he's like this is not working out and goes but then it was like eight o'clock after shift so he's looking for places and he found one on his way home from work and when he went there um it was like those Chinese places where they do it in the big room so when he when he's when he saw when he went inside he saw like like like the like the whole common area where people yeah where all of the things are yeah and it's there's it's KOA it's normal it's like a normal massage place right so he has the front desk do you guys have anything more private because he's also kind of heavy so I think he gets self-conscious and he just like I just want like a private so he accidentally said the code word that's what it was and then he went to the locker to get dressed and a guy showed up and they're just like talking and and then the guy pulls out like a
6:51 like a like a notebook with all these like girls on it and he goes do you think she's cute and he's all like yeah she's pretty cute just think he gets two guys just shooting this in the shoes yeah he's given all this he's given all the signs so he goes to the private room gets ready and then a girl comes in that's young and then he's like wait a minute and then she basically starts being like like just that kind of massage and again he goes wait a minute wait a minute she's like what kind of massage is that right and then she just jacks him off oh that's a real massage whoa right and then he's all like but it was nice yeah and then he
7:43 finished and he goes so can I still get that back massage I'm still I'm still sore and then she was like laughing because she thinks it's a joke yeah good job so he tipped her and then he had to go to another massage place to get another bag oh wow and then the same thing happened is this your friend MO again no mitsu [Laughter] yeah yeah yeah what a classic he's a dirty little scoundrel I got it's basically his name but a different version I was dying so it's his friend he like satello's bro I was like why I was like why didn't you stop it and he goes it felt too good once the guy's going it's it's hard to you know I don't think honestly I don't think I've ever seen this happen yeah I've
8:33 never seen a dude clout out he's a fun he's a funny dude make content over I think it's happening yeah I was looking at his uh profile right after when I saw all the news about this and then he was getting tons of hate from everybody just ████ on him just because they're like you're not a real Christian like this is ████ up what you doing it is true what you said that wouldn't technically be the Christian thing to do the Christian thing to do is say no and then just be like yeah yeah like getting her in trouble and then chamber yeah exactly in front of the whole world like now and to like make a funny video on Instagram that doesn't seem like I stand for Jesus moment no it definitely does not he's like Get Away Jezebel but it's like she's not even trying to corrupt him in that sense well I mean there's such specific stories in the Bible of how Jesus treated yeah
9:27 is there a story where he goes and hangs out with a hooker and then they just talk all night about feelings and ████ I don't know if it says they talk all night and they pepper sprayed her right after whatever crater what he's a getaway Jezebel like what Joe said that's what Joe said you're gonna be crazy if Jesus did that that would be so funny I had like a symbolism no it's pepper spray they had that ████ back then I wonder I wonder what the cops thinking too he's like man I gotta ████ do my job now and process this because like obviously cops know these things exist too and it's not like it's on their ████ you know a gender duck we're
10:17 gonna stop this particular thing in this city it's like you know they're like now we gotta do this s█████ job now we have to do something about it you know that's what makes it feel even weirder it's like when you look at Figueroa right you look at the blade like all day long it's an ecosystem of street prostitutes and police and they're just kind of it's like a soft uh allowment they're like okay if it's gonna happen at least let it be as safe as possible yeah you know it's like a weird thing where there's like a they they do turn the other way for these like massage places but then you got like an overbearing citizen who's like I'm gonna put this publicly online too and it puts everybody in this like you know situation messes with a business that's for sure but that's the thing is most of these places don't get in trouble until the cops have to come for something yeah so now I wonder what's gonna happen next though like
11:07 what can the cops really do to even like are they is the move action like to actually arrest this lady might shut down the business they did arrest her but now they're probably gonna audit the building and then honestly all that's gonna happen is they'll get kicked out and a new one will be put in its place with a different owner on the sheet that's it it's like a smog shop yeah yeah you know what's the name of this place called it'll just have a different name that's like bad English or something happy Delight massage foreign
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