0:00 Wait, wait a minute. You're talking about that glass case there? Because it was made for a samurai suit. Yeah, I had a samurai suit. It's Japanese carpentry where it's like uh nailless, boltless, I think glueless even. And then I had them put the lights in. We designed it together. [Music] Are you trying to vibrate your nipple? That's disgusting. Welcome back everybody to an amazing episode of the Careful Boys where we got Joan. Woohoo. Hey. Thank you guys so much. And what's the most expensive thing that you could sell right now? Me? Yeah. The guy who I'm making eye contact with. That's what I'm saying. Me. Oh, yourself. Right back at you, Anthony. Yeah. Anthony,
0:50 [Laughter] how much? How much? Oh, well, we have to negotiate. I don't You mean like physical things or Yeah. Yeah. Like hits the fan in your life and you're like, "Dang, I I need money. I need possession." Oh. Or a physical object. I don't know. I have That's not not exactly mine, but it's my wife's. But sell it. Her car. What is it? No. No. Uh is it is a guitar signed by Taylor Swift? No way. How did she get that? Well, it's just from a charity auction I got. But then Wow. Holy ████ Yeah. But then you could buy itself like a million dollars. No, I don't think it's that expensive. But you know, but still I think it's worth some money. If uh we're in a pinch, if you got it from a charity auction, how much did you bid for it? No, not that much. But you know,
1:42 just that's got to be a lot. No, no, it's not a bidding war. They It was just there. I Oh, this is nice. You know, maybe years later it's going to be worth more. Who knows? When did you get it? Oh, last year. That's like peak Taylor Swift. Yeah, exactly. Peak Taylor Swift. But then Well, you never know. So random. Not what I expected. No. Oh. How much do you think you get for it? Maybe 100 G's. Look it up right now, dude. Look it up. Let's see. Taylor Swift autographed. Cuz people will pay like $1,000 for like front row seats at a at a concert. So, it's got to be at least like there's one on eBay apparently for $395. No way. There's another one for $600, $400. Signed. Yeah, it's real. I mean, yeah. How do you authenticate that? I don't know if they're authenticated.
2:33 Taylor Swift signed custom acoustic guitar folklore for 2000. No, that's BS. I'm asking Chad GBT right now. They know everything. Yeah. Wait a minute. Is that Is that her signature or not? Let me see. You're like, "Hey, that looks different from the one I got." Yeah. Yeah. has uh her signature has this uh uh big circle thing. What what brand guitar is it? Do you know? Oh, I didn't I didn't pay attention though. No. Oh, no. This is definitely not her signature. No, this is Tyler Connelly. It says on on depends on uh a couple of factors. So, on the low end, if it's a basic guitar model like a Squire or something, it's 2 to 5 grand. Mhm. If it's mid-range, so if it's a Taylor brand guitar, um, and you have photo or video proof, then it's 5 to 15. If it's
3:23 a high-end guitar like a Taylor 814 CE signed in person or on stage or on a specific event or tour or for charity, 15 to 50,000. Is the brand of the guitar Taylor? Not Taylor Swift, but like Taylor guitars. I I have no idea. I'm not familiar with guitars. Do you have proof of Yeah, I don't have video or signing. I don't have those. No picture? No. No. So, did you just get like a guitar that some kid just signed and was like, "This is Taylor Swift." It could be, but Jesus Christ. Now, I kind of wor Okay. Okay. Change story. Let me see what else. 2050. M but even 250 it's not that much you know. But from 2,000 to 50,000. Oh yeah. But I didn't know she
4:14 signed so many guitars. She's really busy. It's a scam. What a scam. Oh, you could be a Wow, that's so interesting. That's a good one though. That's a really good one. I don't think I have anything that could match that. That's interesting. Yeah. But but what about you, Anthony? What do you His body too. His body. His body. Yeah. But Probably. Damn. Yeah. Probably a watch. Probably AP watch. Damn. I got gifted that though. How much is that? It's got to be like 40 grand probably. Yeah. Wo. Maybe like just under. Do you know which one of them it is? I don't I forgot what the name is, but Oak like Royal Oak or might be Royal Oak. 40 G's probably. What kind of band is it? A metal band or a leather band? No, it's not metal. It's ostrich. One of those. No, it's one of those uh like rubber stingray. No, they they only do
5:07 luxury ████ materials. It's like a really It's I don't know if it's rubber, but it's like a really nice kind of rubber that's got like metal on it. Oh, I see. It's like a sport sporting clasp or whatever the ████ Yeah, it's probably 40 G. Where do you live? What What room do you keep your watch? I'm going to go there. He's going to go there, pet the cat, and steal the chicken. Oh, we have a great house here. Wow. get this. Wow, that's a nice watch. But but how often do you want do you wear it though? I don't. You don't? I wore it like on my wedding. I wore it when I like proposed. Oh. Um, how how do you store it? Do you have like a little safe or trying to figure out how to steal it? So, like how many numbers is the safe combination?
5:57 Three. I basically have like 14 different dildos and it's in one of my dildo pockets. So you never really He wraps it around the dildo like like this. No. How do you store it, dude? I have a safe. You have a safe? Yeah. That's pretty cool. And you keep it. Is it a big safe? Small safe? That's where you ████ up. You shouldn't put valuable things in your safe. I have a decoy safe. I put it under my bed. You're an idiot. Under the mattress. I went to the weed store and I got one of those fake bottles where you screw it and it's under here. Oh ████ I threw it out. or a fake book that really and it looks like a fake or you put it in a flashlight. Come on, dude. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But wait a minute. I just Why do you put it in a dodo? Put a watch on the dildo. Yeah. You're
6:48 timing yourself for which one lasts the longest. If you come into my house, you break into my house, you going to grab the dildos? Maybe. You don't know how sick I am. I don't know how sick I am. That's why he was there in the first place. I may have a collection. He only He only came for the dildos. He's like, "Get this watch off of here." I've never seen one like this before. Oh boy. Jeez. I don't think I have anything worth the value, bro. I don't think I could top that. I got a red light panel. That was like pretty cool. I think panel. It's like uh you Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the infred light. Those are pretty sweet. That's probably the coolest thing I have in my house. But it was like 1,200 bucks. Wait a
7:39 minute. But it's cool though. I can have my own med spa in my house, dude. You know, I don't think I have ████ anything that's No, I have nothing, dude. I have nothing. I have absolutely nothing. Don't come to my house. I have nothing. You could always like steal steal Tiff's ring. Sell that. No, that's fake. Don't touch. Don't touch it. Cubic zuconium. Don't even try it, bro. Yeah, I got nothing. Dude, would that objectively be the most valuable thing in your household? Technically, I would I would assume that's most people's. Probably my dogs, bro. You know how much money you can make off my dogs, though? Come on. Those are cutie pies. Like $100. Nut. Nah, the pugs are expensive on the market. Especially the ones on How much is pug? I don't know. I didn't buy one. I rescued mine. How much are pugs on the market? I have no idea. I
8:30 don't shop like that. I don't shop from bret right now. They're like pugs are worthless. How much are pugs worth? Ch is like you couldn't pay me to take a pug. It's pure bread, bro. So it depends on the pug quality. Pug quality. But it can go from 800 bucks all the way up to 5,000. If it's a champion, the AP ain't looking that nice anymore, brother. If it's a champion line, it's 5,000. My dogs are champion line and he he hides his plugs on the dildo. Huh? You said he found them. I rescue them from a champion champion mill. If you're a champion mill, if you adop rescue, they're only 500 bucks. Come on, dude. You're burning me. God, you're burning me. So, my red light
9:21 panel is still up there, dude. That ████ is sweet, though. I ████ really like that thing. How much was it? like 1,200 bucks or something like that. Okay. What about your computer? Is there a laptop more or no? Dude, what the Everyone has a ████ computer, you know? I usually have it on my bodies on my persons, you know. Actually, no, I don't. I don't carry one on me. That's true. What about you, Bart? Damn. I don't I don't think I have that much expensive stuff. I think if I think your everyone's cars are probably That's we don't consider as a household, right? Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, cuz my my most I have my most expensive watch is probably like maybe like 15 or 18. Doesn't match up to your 40. I didn't buy mine with hard work. So, you win in that regard. Ours weren't
10:11 hard work either. We just made jokes online. And I got lucky cuz it we ours came up through appreciation. I bought it for like seven or eight. Yeah. And it was through over time it went up to that. That's amazing. That is great. Um, should I hold mine appreciated? Oh, yeah. I wonder how much mine is. Yours is down to two. I think it was like 20 or something. 24. Nice. It went up. Cuz this is has gold in it has a precious metal. What? I paid like 10 grand. But what I don't get is uh you know, you know, your watch is worth this amount now. Can you actually sell it? Yeah. Because because the the value is is the last sold watch at that price. Oh, really? Yeah. So the value is like a realistic value. So and the market goes up and down just like stocks, real estate. Let's see the what store do you go to to sell your watch? Jewelers, any
11:01 jeweler? Yeah. Really? Oh, I didn't I didn't know this. Like I had one Rolex that um I barely wore. So I was like, you know what? I rather just have the cash and buy a car. Mhm. So, I took it to my jeweler friend and then he offered me a price where he's still going to make money on it, but it was $200 above the retail price that I bought it for. So, that means I got a I got to wear a free watch and I got paid. And he still made money buying it for me at a at a at a you know, at a good margin rate for him. So, I was still happy. I need to get watch. You should cuz the the Rolex market they their supply is way less than the demand. So most of the time if you want one of the popular models you're signing up on a waiting list. Wow. So that's why or you can buy one
11:52 like a pre-owned one and so that's why the value keeps going up. And I don't even I didn't even have like special collectibles or I just had normal ones. Wow. But once you get one of those top tier ones Yeah. those go up pretty good. Yeah. My wife bought me a an Omega watch before that, but then I broke it, you know, just just like the water got into it, you know? It just doesn't wind as well anymore. So, it just kind of You get it fixed. No. Oh, you should get it fixed. I watched this uh Chinese guy that fixes watches. He gets messed up like Omegas and Rolex and all that. Oh, those are so satisfying. Yeah. And then it's all dusty, right? And then he gets like that little magnifying like he has one on his eye and he's all they have those little finger condoms. Yeah. What? Yeah. It literally fits like just the tip. All right. I just watch a thimble.
12:43 Rubber rubber thimble. Finger condom. Catchier. Yeah. It's the micro penis condom. I think my second most expensive stuff would probably be in in my guns. Oh, I have some guns that cost a good amount. At least the whole setup. Well, it's like one like your most expensive gun. How much is that? Uh well, I have one gun to to me it's priceless because it's like three one of three in the whole world. So, uh we end I end up finding out that uh Terran Tactical's master gunsmith is a big fan of JK. So, he um so he he Teran Tactical is the company that are behind all of like John Wick's guns. And then so I met him. I met him and then he uh he said he was down to do a custom gun for me. So, it'll be one of Taran Tactical's guns, but he'll leave some of his own signature finishes on
13:34 it. Um that he thinks if he were to be the leader of Taran, this is what he would do. And there's only one of those three ever made and you can't even order that on the website. Wow. So, I think if you're a gun freak, Yeah. you'd probably pay like I don't know 10 20 grand for that gun. That's a rare piece. But I I I only paid like 1,500. So, that's sick. It's a Glock 19 combat master, but he did like um I don't have it on me, but he has all these other things on there that you can't even choose as options on the website. It looks so cool, too. Yeah, I think it's sweet. So, I have that one, and then I have a couple. My next other gun I think is uh SCAR 17. And with the scope and everything, I think that whole setup is probably like seven or eight grand for the whole setup. If you combine all of your gun stuff together and just like bulk sold
14:24 it, how much do you think that would be worth? If I sold all max retail, maybe maybe 50 maybe. Damn, that's barely over one watch of yours. Yeah, but like like how do you store it? Where do you store it? What's the lock combo? So, you have to jump over this alligator filled moat and then there's like porcupines that just wander around the whole thing. But it's worth it though. What's yours? All like camera stuff? Probably be all gear, camera, all the all the things that make me money. What's the most expensive camera or lens you have? Not even that much. Like all the stuff that is really expensive that I would use for specific shoots, I'd rent out cuz it doesn't make sense to
15:14 own a $80,000 lens unless you're like getting it rented out frequently. Like that's a big purchase for one lens. Um one tool that you may use for a very specific shoot. Yeah. So all of my gear probably lights and everything 20 25,000 not much. Now, where do you keep all that stuff? Well, there's an alligator moat. How much are alligator moes? What's the alligator's kryptonite? Crocodiles. I thought it was a manatee, but okay. I don't think so. So, he already outed you on your your What else you got? And where do you keep it? M I have a lot of things that I paid a lot
16:05 for that has zero val resale value. He's like this is the opposite. I built like a $25,000 like tatami room that I just gave to my friend cuz I had no space for it. That case I think we spent around $15,000 to get it custom made by Japanese carpenter. Yeah. That's retired now. So that's a O that's not going to be, you know, Wait a minute. You're talking about that glass case there cuz it was made for a samurai suit. Yeah, I had a samurai suit. It's Japanese carpentry where it's like uh nailless, boltless, I think glueless even. Oh, it's like the wedding. Yeah, it's the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I had them put the lights in. We designed it together. Wow. Yeah. So So what about the mannequins inside
16:55 of it? That was Ryan's. That was Okay. All right. Yeah. You put the Tell me no nails. Yeah, those were the first characters that we went viral. A real Oh yeah. Oh ████ I know. I got a pretty expensive gun and scope. I forgot how much I paid for it though. The Remington 600, the sniper one. Oh yeah. Yeah. But that was special because it was actually used in service. Like it was like it killed somebody probably. It was in Afghanistan. the stock was not the not the actual Yeah, that whole setup probably is probably 5 to eight or something I think now with the scope. Mhm. Probably 5 to 8. Yeah. I don't know. I I got rid of a ton of stuff. Even like all my watches. I used to have like just gold. I used to have like coins and rows of gold, but I
17:45 sold that and bought Bitcoin, which was a better move, but I sold my Bitcoin, which is a stupid move. Nice. Yeah, cuz dude, when I did that, Bitcoin was a,000. Oo, stupid move indeed afterwards. I know. Oh ████ What? It's worth8 to $20,000 with a uh what is it called? With deployment history and uh military provenence. But you have to prove that. No, cuz the ones that we bought it has, it was a Remington specific series where they repurposed service stocks. Got it. So, it's already self-proven. It's self-proven in the box and everything cuz it was part of a specific box. So, that thing is I don't have the box and any of that information anymore. But 8 to 20 grand, though.
18:36 Yeah. Hell yeah. If you don't have the box and stuff, that's just eight. Damn, that's crazy.
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