0:00 thank you [Music] so today is a very special day it's all steady day of course but we are doing the careful boys annual Super Bowl bet oh should I just sit on that side with you guys already so Joe's by himself Joe's on an island last year was what Chargers no it was the Rams close very same similar colors yeah very similar okay we'll give you that different shades of blue salty Stadium Sofi Stadium yeah it's a crazy statement I know a lot about football pansy have you been to Sophie Stadium no either way okay it's Chiefs and the Eagles it's Chiefs and the Eagles yep um how are we feeling boys I think uh from what I've heard the
0:50 Chiefs are the favorite right no they are not they are absolutely no ████ so the Eagles are are the favorites right now still the Lions might move next week you never know it always moves it always moves I'll move those if you remember the boys Joe we all went in on the ramps yep and we all won ████ money that's right yep how much did we win again I was close baby I think we all won like 100 I was close 120. okay I think we turned 100 into 138 each that's it what's the policy Joel always bets the underdog is that what it is against us I bet I thought I was gonna bait against the favorite but I'll just bet against you guys whatever whatever we picked he goes against this yeah I really don't want to sit here because he's only going to catch a pack again we know what happened yesterday what
1:40 happened yesterday because I know you know football okay so I mean dude it's tough right because the Eagles are so ████ stacked like everywhere you look they're good their quarterback's good Jalen hurts is so goddamn good at football their defense is so damn good the running back miles Sanders are so good I just look around that team AJ my wide receiver they're just stacked everywhere the Eagles I'm but I think the Chiefs are gonna win okay about the Chiefs because I like Native Americans that's actually a really Progressive idea thank you yeah that's cool did it affect anything that that one Eagles dude got caught for like you got arrested for Stuff but there's a there's so there's that guy yeah I don't know if he gets to play or not I I don't know if it counts against him this week but there was just a Bengals player who got or he's getting arrested right now for what jacking off in public no it's like aggravated some
2:31 something uh aggravated assaulting aggravated towards who yeah I don't know is it good online his name's Joe Mixon he's a very very good one and he his lawyer came out and basically said we believe that the charges will be dropped so it's a big big old fat TBD whoa we'll find out maybe you should bet for the team that has more kids okay I'm listening yeah because they have a reason to fight harder it's like a child support that's the hungry dog runs faster that's like when uh Joe's talking about how the Spartans and stuff like that were like homos and games with each other I love you so much I'm not gonna let you die and then it's like dude gay pride yep right because the Spartans which this articles say which team has more kids it doesn't escape players yeah it really doesn't a spreadsheet for that it's all F do you
3:22 look that up please if you guys give me like 45 minutes I could probably figure it out I thought a book you would know in a second or 53 men on the roster that's a lot so yeah who's starting nobody knows dude lineups that day so the Chiefs though the Chiefs Patrick Mahomes he's a baller widely considered the best quarterback in the NFL and believe that honest later than Tom Hardy or no Tom Hardy I think he's better than Thomas football yeah yeah what other I'll list all the football players I know just here we go Joe Pesci I'm gonna try really hard I'm actually gonna try it yeah go ahead okay hold on hold on Brett Favre yeah hey
4:29 [Laughter] um ████ knee boy what's neat Dominic Wilkins not me boy the ████ the dude that was honestly Colin Kaepernick Colin Kaepernick oh right that's what he's known for boys campaign they call it that's true they did call me boys um Chinese boys yeah true Jeff's quarterback hasn't played in 50 years that's almost 10. almost 10. there's there's a young in there something young Steve Young yeah Steve Young and Vincent oh and then there's the ████ Brothers the brothers the ████ Brothers everyone knows that famous brothers this is one of the major story lines of the Super Bowl no the brother woman but the cute
5:20 white dude Brothers never mind you're talking about the Kelsey Brothers no way oh the other ones are really funny he's not he's talking about the ████ Mannings dude yes Maddie oh my God you're talking about the meaning that's a double what are their names though do you not watch Eli oh Pat or no Pat yeah true and Pat Tillman Army Ranger you know a lot more football players should take over all football 13. I just see primary colors and primary words okay he says purple primary word we get back to the actual topic yeah
6:12 right so okay how much are we how much are we laying down and where do we want to put our money and does anybody have a tingle does anybody have a little tingle of a feeling my reasons of American love okay but then the eagle is also Native American too Eagles are also kind of like you know okay so if the Eagles win isn't there the whole like uh storyline that when Eagles win the ████ Super Bowl they're gonna tear down the whole city yeah they're gonna Burn the City to the ground notorious like celebrities they always keep saying that or that's what they're known for oh that's what they're known for they level the city today Cinder it's great wow they're gonna destroy the Liberty Bell bro the closer they get to winning the the more grandmas start crying and locking all their windows and doors which ones have the hotter cheerleaders um in my in my opinion
7:04 the Cowboys no but then between oh right right right right okay okay um Cowboy is cheerleader is pretty hot actually yeah yeah it's cheap it's not a whole cheerleader Squad look like Pocahontas oh that'd be so cool yes they do they dress up in traditional bars again yeah they're the there's the jiggliest bunch in the NFL I bet they were yeah they really had to wear dude watch out jiggly yeah wow why do you think it's bad he's five no that's true that's perfect for five dollars that's his favorite kind of jello the jiggly one yeah yeah what what um does it has anybody heard anything about the teams at all you guys got an inside track you guys got any sharps in your life any any sports uh Bettors well you told me that guy's injured Patrick Mahomes does have a high school so he's the inside yeah I'm the shark you're our Insider in this room on the
7:54 shop because you guys are smooth brains well yeah we don't know anything about football where are they playing this year I know a little bit about MMA stuff but then I've also been tuning out for a little bit too okay that's fair so we're playing in Arizona Arizona oh that's where the Super Bowl is that's what the Super Bowl is it's also where um there's been there's been many Super Bowls before so it's 57. we bet 100 last year and we won like 138. we should just bet like 138. we should bump on it yeah pull it right back in so does that mean I bet negative 100 you should always double down whatever how much did I bet you should do Martingale that's the same amount as us didn't you I maybe you have that more you got to go big dude you got to go Martin Gillman so you bet 136 I bet uh 300 or what you bet 100 I think I don't
8:44 want to spend that kind of money on this kind of game You're Gonna Go Martingale method you have what kind of games that's where that's where if you lose the bet if you put down like 100 bucks say and if you lose you double it down the next time and then you double it down the next time you double down oh yeah so he has to bet what 200 then yeah my odds would be better if it if I'm always betting Underdog but then I have to bet against you guys each time that means my odds might be worse but but we might well we did we did the um the favorite last year the Rams were heavy too yeah I suppose I think our favorite this year Eagles are definitely favorite yeah so same ████ so you are betting the underdog this time oh I didn't know you guys are gonna BET The Eagles I don't know yet oh see what's your Eagle so I say Eagles I'm leaning towards Eagles but I but I just think my homes is so ████ good he could play on one leg how long do I got injured but he was
9:34 injured last week and he balled up how many TVs did he throw last week I don't remember off top of my head I think it's three who they play against the Bengals it was the Bengals yeah and it was a close game it was a really oh no it was yeah it was two touchdowns Bengals almost won you said Patrick Mahomes I'm gonna look at his Instagram see if he's distracted by the way his brother people don't like his brother no one likes his brother or his lady right his brother's little Tick Tock guy does all this all this kind of ████ you know he dances get up and do it it's better for the algorithm yeah yeah it's better yeah so he's going I'm just reenacting right so he goes like this and ████ let's do it with fervor oh wow somebody's been practicing or are you jacking off two dicks I'm jacking off two dicks I think Patrick might win you think so he's locked in look how focused he is only football posts that's Focus man let's let's check out the other guy Jalen hurt Dylan hurts
10:25 yeah stay good or something it's he's distracted what do you think you're gonna find just like strippers on this next guy's page or what he could be his food or some ████ stuff that's football unreleased food how do you spell Jalen j-a-l-e-n-j-a-l-e-n I bet you Tom Brady has food picks or he's kissing his ████ kid dude yeah he's kissing a kid probably Tom Brady he's officially retiring yeah he's officially retired uh you know what so Jalen is kind of focused too but he got some swag shots so I think he's kind of distracted he likes cars and ████ so he might he might be getting this like he got his little swag shots the only kind of analysis you can get Patrick Mahomes is ████ he was locked in you could tell the whole grid nine by uh three by three was all football stuff this guy is ████ promoting backpacks and ████ nah I don't think so dude Patrick Mahal's been
11:15 playing a lot of golf though you better watch out I'm not posting it so it never happened well a lot of people um because Andy Reed is the coach of the Chiefs a lot of people believe that the Chiefs might have the edge because of that so Nick siriani is the the Eagles coach and he's kind of a he's a he's a newer coach compared to Andy Reid who's kind of a legend and what's one of the interesting story lines is Andy Reed used to coach the Eagles so maybe there's like a little bit of oh I want to ████ get him because they fired him so he look at this and when's the last time the Eagles have been through Pelosi's page see how Focus she is with politics so you know she you know she's dialed the ████ dialed in yeah that's what she's making those tricks no Heavies exposed anywhere I didn't know Nazi police yeah Instagram that is interesting Joe always being the underdog though because it's he gets to win more if he's actually always bet favorite right do you ever
12:07 like feel lonely and like slightly regretted though no like not being with your friends if I win it's pretty cool yeah but you lost last time do you feel like lonely and like no because I almost won and I almost almost had a in your face moment almost one I guess that's worth it maybe we but I'm trying to get a 50 chance every time I have a weird feeling about this though because I look I I'll be honest I was hot last year I couldn't ████ lose right I was so dialed in like board saying I could just see the game I could like see through the game and see into the Matrix of the game and I knew the ████ Rams were gonna win I knew then what do you see about this year then even my second quarter though but now the forces are you're still upset really like I was so dialed into the game I was like I was controlling the game right I had my eyes closed and I was ████ controlling the game right so then fast forward a little bit I make my next bet I actually bet 138 on the
12:59 Warriors to win game five and they do I'm dialed in I'm literally controlling the world right so then we fast forward to the NFL season I start betting during the playoffs and I have not won a single ████ bet the entire playoff run it's been like three and a half weeks of losing how did you lose control of the world Austin I don't know I don't know I think I'm not focused I think Rick Bart's saying I'm like looking at cheerleaders butts and stuff I'm not thinking about the games he was focused on his thing that's what I'm saying did you pick the Niners to win over I did and I picked the Bengals to win and I did a parlay because I was so confident I was like why were you so confident like because Joe burrow is a ████ baller and I thought that everyone was ████ talking the Niners so much it was kind of wild like I was like you guys were disrespecting a really good football team but then Brock pretty
13:49 goes down immediate his elbow dude as soon as the game began then I just sit there with my ████ dick out like can't believe this s███'s happening today why was your dick out well I mean it's like it's like you know flaccidly just hanging there all lots of leaves yeah awful awful so yeah I maybe don't trust me because I feel like the Chiefs might win and maybe we should go the other way because I have been I've been whiff enough that's interesting I like the idea of uh trying to kill your slump yeah so you think the chief's gonna win that's why you're gonna vote for no I think the Eagles are gonna win that's why I think maybe I go Chiefs statistically it means I have to bet for them you can't do this dude but you know statistically you know that table if it's like black black black the more blacks there are the higher the likelihood is supposed to hit red next so what if it's that what if you've been losing losing losing losing losing it's
14:40 lost 8 500 yeah but isn't it don't you think there's something to the fact that like the Chiefs recently kind of been in the Super Bowl what like two years ago yeah but they lost right do you think that helps them like be in the like the arena and like deal with all the hype unlike the Eagles because they haven't been there in a while right and they're pretty new they're pretty 2017 they won they won the whole ████ thing the same team where there's new Eagles new members some some of the old teams some are still there barely right they want they won 2017. and yeah they have to they're still rebuilding there's a statue outside of their building from that win because you know the Eagles were ████ nuts obviously and like they've made a statue of Nick Foles who's like a backup quarterback but he did really good that balled out but he's the backup quarterback statue outside that's how ████ the nuts Eagles fans are wow
15:32 dude is there not much going on out there he's got like an eagle on his necklace right now maybe we should follow the signs they're hardcore though like remember Bradley Cooper He's a big tiny needles fan remember that movie Silver Lining yes that's like all about how Eagles fans are nuts basically or Invincible oh that's why you sock someone like they're in that bonfire scene or whatever the tailgate scene oh that makes sense now we don't have that kind of sport Spectrum we don't have that kind of sport enthusiasm in L.A ████ no no we won the Super Bowl enough nah when Korea and Mexico like they were both waving out their Flags going crazy I saw more of that City Pride or state
16:23 no City because Bay Area does yo you see Argentina's ████ partying though no after the World Cup yes it was insane that that's what we need to do you know what I mean like the whole country comes out the road was like hacked the whole country flew I drone over you can't see like a sewer manhole like you there's everybody's everywhere I haven't seen that since the Lakers three-peat oh yeah I feel like the Lakers culture is probably the deepest roots that we have as a city yeah but like LA Rams are still like so new kind of new right I don't trust you as new as a stadium when the Lakers repeat it I remember exactly where I was because there were cars being flipped the first time or the second time this is the second well you said three oh the second three people yeah I was I was going to grad night dude wow yeah oh ████ that's hilarious
17:14 dude you're so young I always forget how about Vegas would you be betting are you a little young should you be betting I can't even rent a car we gotta ████ place no no I don't see any uh pride in Vegas there's no Pride wow nice Pride nights golden knights how about WNBA Aces exactly last year we got first pick right we got to pick who we wanted no how about am I always betting Underdog or am I betting against you guys every single time why don't we bet against him this time I like that Progressive yeah yeah I don't even know I don't even know well he knows and he still doesn't know yeah sucking ass look let's just well I chose the Chiefs because I I just like ████ we gotta take the Eagles [Music]
18:04 it's the Eagles but like this 139 bucks 138 bucks I'm putting 200 on the Chiefs let's do it all right wait um right now you're on camera all right let me right now we're bambooing camera and don't get distracted by Nancy Pelosi and then I'm gonna cross and I'm gonna cross state lines and make the bet for us should I and should we ask people in the Discord be like hey venmos if you want to ████ uh we'll pay you out we swear to God we'll pay you out which one is it which one is it Steve Green Oh Graphics none of that's me wait maybe the first one one is it just at Steve Green that's me yeah sick light yeah that's me I hate you yeah you baby you're gonna put a underdog bat for me oh man yeah of course hey look at this the last time I
18:56 paid stuff are better right it says reimbursement for Shiva Inu coin consultation in which you said go all in did I pay the right Steve for the favorite though all right Steve yeah Bart pay me okay Eagles are the favorite okay currently the lines could move Fly Eagles Fly because my default is always bet Underdog I like the Thunder 138 dogs are better I tried it last year it ████ sucked all right Steve did you get it I got it Anthony Eagles I'm either all right let's go Eagles
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