0:00 you don't think Bill Gates is controlling the weather probably you don't think he's controlling the malaria I think he's been controlling malaria but I think he's you know I think he's you know having affairs with all these different Ladies as well too these are these ugly ladies yeah a bunch of bridge players or whatever bridge players [Music] so you guys heard about the Sriracha shortage I know you knew about that yeah it's a sad time Sriracha is having such a shortage that prices for one bottle have risen up to 120 in the private seller's market I call conspiracy you gotta be a fiend sriracha's like being the diamond industry right now really yeah yeah but the diamond industry is like they control the supply is that what you're saying oh so it's not a you don't believe it's a real shortage you think
0:50 it's a seriously I feel like they had the shortage before like that happened a year a couple years ago or a year ago right during covert do you remember that mm-hmm and then they they go this kind of worked out for us let's do it again this is eBay right now so you have oh like a large 60 bucks 55 bucks people are really selling these things do we have a bottle right here we do we have like a Kroger fake one that's the one I got because there was a certain one yeah like a white label one wait we have one in the fridge not a fresh one oh yeah we got the old one dude I heard people are just stealing from restaurants too he's taking monster tables just to like resell them I guess yeah that was I got that like five months ago Dude it is one of the best hot sauces ever there are some things I literally can't eat unless it's Sriracha meat too like Chinese food like
1:40 what's the best thing with Sriracha Chinese food Chinese food um Thai food Peruvian food thai food hey sandwiches dude you make some like the mix of Sriracha mayo you guys have great great cons yeah dude I can't eat that ████ without Sriracha you bring it to the mall they have it oh they have it okay they have frostbitten meat you don't like you don't like great cons no you ████ go and put frostbitten Shabu meat and you smash it like a butterfly that meat is frostbitten and it's delicious I love it dude I love it that's why they gotta do a steel top they gotta do a ████ you know they cook it real firm and they got those thick yellow noodles I don't even knows I love making these people ████ hate me too because I'm standing there for like 10 minutes mashing the ████ down with both Knuckles and ████ trying to get every every little dime I love gray
2:32 cons dead I'm a big fan is Sriracha hot enough for you because I know you like no but it's at least good it's like delicious okay yeah yeah yeah yeah it is to me look I'm all into the spice right but it has to have flavor too yeah what's the most you pay for one bottle of sriracha dude I'm cheap as ████ I would I just say ████ you and I had Tabasco and I'll just use Tabasco on all this ████ is there a sauce or a food or anything that if the price did Skyrocket you would still buy it scorpion Tabasco sauce that's my favorite what is that scorpion is like the hottest one and it's ████ good it's by Tabasco yeah oh it comes in a little black bottle and they only sell them tiny so what's it on the Scoville scale you know I don't know but it's very taut and good and I every time Nikki always busts my balls because like I filled a whole cabinet with that ████ because every time I go to the store I pick up two because I'm afraid they're gonna discontinue it oh yeah that's how I feel
3:24 about Peter Pan peanut butter that was good yeah is there a reason why this time uh why because the first week uh was because he had a Fallout with his uh chili grower like they were Partners or something and then he had to switch supplier but he's been supplying like most of his ████ for ages and then I think after that he went and found some spots in Mexico it's a shortage of chilies themselves then that's probably what it is you know we're like um you know with our climate ████ like being different this year because you know like we're in June and usually it's hot as ████ at this point right dude Vegas hasn't hit 100 yet really and it's been almost a year yeah it's been awesome so it's been it's been ████ up the produce so like wheat even you know everything
4:15 they mold after it rains and then it's not supposed to be like that right now so a lot of that ████ like the crops are being ████ up I didn't even know about that damn it's it's kind of cold here yeah it was like 65 when I flew in here yesterday yeah it's always great too yeah it's been really overcast recently what do you think this feels like April honestly I just think summer gets is getting pushed back and I feel like every year it's been getting hotter a little bit later it's been it's been staying colder a little bit longer and I just think that's what's happening you don't think Bill Gates is controlling the weather probably you don't think he's controlling the malaria I think he's been controlling the malaria but I think he's you know I think he's you know having affairs with all these different Ladies as well too these are these I'll go ladies yeah a bunch of bridge players or whatever bridge players that's what I think I don't know why he looks that way for the most richest powerful man and
5:06 what he used to be the most richest powerful man in the world like I look like a ████ I know if you look at Bezos dude what if what if that is the look what if that's the look of the most richest powerful person in the world um there's doesn't it make sense to be the thing you are if you got to that point what are some things that you you would add to Bill Gates style to make him not look like such shoulder pads immediately shoulder pads like you know the Kanye ones yeah oh yeah he started wearing football pads look at yoga ████ out there dude he's like muscle arms he's under his shirt what's an alternative haircut he could have well for one I think he should probably go flat top 90s flat top yeah you think you got the hair for it huh I think you should go perm I think I think he should get a little steroid thing going I mean have you seen
5:56 Robert F Kennedy working out yeah dude it's insane yeah definitely looks like he's working out at Venice Beach that's what I said I don't know I can't tell as a steroid expert I think he's a ████ user lover of he's into trt but at his age I condone it okay so yeah imagine if Bill Gates had muscles and then he also dressed like a 1980s crack dealer from Brooklyn like Run DMC you know what I mean remember those guys with the mesh jerseys mesh Jersey yeah with the little crop top ones yeah yeah crop top mesh Jersey fat gold rope with a clock on it or
6:48 something bro nothing crazy big there's like small I like the clock I like the clock you think we would like them more after this nobody would say this fool did kovid like he created covid released it look how cool he looks no way he did it you should get the same treatment then well no one liked fauci even from the beginning because this isn't the first time he did this he did this in the 80s or 90s bro people love fouchy what are you talking about if this becomes the new look for white men in power that would be so funny a mesh half cut mid-drift yes with flat top haircut yeah yeah and then also you kind of see them come in a mile away like you see another white guy coming up with the football jersey oh this guy's trying to be a man in power yep
7:38 and every time they do a speech they have to go on stage and do some New Jack Swing Dance yeah [Music] and then they they start yeah with what up homies just to just to warm up the crap that'll be so good see I would listen to him about vaccine stuff more see that's why people like Elon and people like Obama because of pop culture and this is where people like Bill Gates just absolutely ████ up because did you see what he looked like when he was young when he was like 16 he still looked like Mr Rogers yeah yeah yeah yeah that's where he ████ up what who where dude how can you be 16 or 17 and wear those cardigans hey you know what's funny or like those those sleeveless vests dude Joe's kind
8:28 of right though you got it for Christmas from his aunt you know like people do that my mom dressed me like a ████ little businessman for 20 years 20 years yeah and now look what you're like look at you yeah yeah he's a successful white man exactly in the flesh right here like when I see Mark Zuckerberg do Jiu Jitsu a part of me is like I kind of like him more that's kind of dope I've never I had no feelings about him and then I see that he's doing Jitsu and I was like he's probably a really good guy that's what I that's what I feel right after that's where people be ████ up dude relatability do you think uh Bill Gates should start doing I think you should he could probably ████ use some Jujitsu dude you know it's kind of scary though why if he knows well it's hard to assassinate him now like he got it's hard already knows he probably got a whole team he'll come kill you and kill your whole family you
9:18 can't assassinate Jujitsu guys no dude ████ way dude would you trust me for medical information right yeah hey good good good go get back and then go get the Boost key get a couple boosters foreign
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