0:00 [Music] a texas courthouse employee pleads guilty to spiking her co-workers energy drinks with colon cleanser what accident no that's like an old joke right no the actual like liquid that you cleanse your colon with oh what's that like juice yeah i didn't know there was enoma juices hey you guys live in la i feel like this is very topical yeah a lot of la people like doing coffee enemas yeah i heard that i heard a coffee i want to try it and suntan in your balls that's very l.a i don't think there is an actual benefit yeah what is the point of an animal it's supposed to flush out your in intestines before you get a colonoscopy yeah for a real one i have the coffee one i think i've heard that are kind of akin to like douche where like it doesn't actually like your body
0:50 can kind of take care of it on its own that's what it's supposed to do you might need an enema if something specifically happens in there some extra it's not something you do just to maintain just wait back on suntanning your balls yeah you never heard of that hella do that honestly out of all the things not dark enough no it's supposed to be for like testosterone and nature oh you never heard that you know what's funny it's like all these things that are very la are never created by la people it's created by some ████ crazy person that wanted to be an actor and they come to l.a and then all of a sudden like they go crazy because they did too much drugs and then now yeah the l.a was a joke like a lot of you guys are from l.a which isn't who i'm making fun of i think that's what's funny yeah yeah it's the imports yeah the imports are for sure the crazy ones people definitely come up with these ideas on like markets they can create in la that are completely
1:40 like someone's going to buy them and i don't really think they believe them at all i was going to do that ████ i was going to scan the ████ out of la with this one idea i had was it i was going to start a ████ musical therapy where like that's got to be real at the time i didn't know anything about it but because you're just making it up you're just doing the tambourine feel bad i'm just playing a ████ rubber band and i was gonna do this shooting anxiety i was really just gonna be a ████ hack and be like oh yeah you know people come to me they tell me the problems i'll play what they're saying to me out in music back release the energy and but you're actually good on the keys yeah but honestly and i think what could do it is yeah i think it would actually work because i'll feel good i'll tell you this over here though this this is a poster boy look at this
2:30 bye-bye depression yeah yeah i think l.a is full of people like that that figure out these things that people are gonna buy and they don't ████ believe in that ████ themselves at all i think it's great but yeah i think the crystal craze came from the l.a crystals man those are very powerful the crystal craze and the birth charts and the ████ you know last time i was at melrose flea market there was like a whole table of crystals i was with this girl and she goes i was like don't she's in a crystal so i was like how come you don't want to buy these ones and she goes are you kidding all these people walking by them those are totally like they have no more power zapped yeah they suck the energy she's not wrong you can't sell crystals that way where everyone can just walk by and suck all the energy out of it yeah because all the electrons and i went what about the ████ miners that took them out of the ground that's not just they don't count shouldn't they have amazing lives all
3:20 the murders along the yeah along the way they're just like surrounded by himalayan salt they should be ████ so like prosperous so prosperous i love the stories that they've going to work the next day mining true that's like what's the two riki reiki yeah frankie i know i'm not in the crowd to make fun of that anyway some of y'all like what you mean religion like my mother i don't think you mean you mean western medicines i don't break is not my thing this is a this is a lady that did the little prank to her co-workers and the reason it doesn't look like a prankster i think this is really funny because listen to this her name's uh her she's her name's hernandez and this is her thing she told her employees the liquid was spark energy drink and after her employees consumed it she started singing you just drank colon cleanser wow it's just the worst prank ever
4:13 or is it no so she started making fun of the employees and i gave you cyanide i gave you signs because like it said oh gee like prank to pour in some uh x-lax yeah you've got ████ all day this is like these are courthouse employees right it's not like ████ we work so it's a little bit like that's true we work this is okay just ████ colon cleanse the dh no i think the company is too yeah yeah but they're sold yeah but yeah that's um reworked yeah we crashed no really that movie just came out it's called wheat crash like a real one a real movie that just came out um no way and anne hathaway and uh somebody else jared leto love it
5:03 it's about wework yeah yeah yeah it's called we crashed it's like it's like a dramatization the documentary is pretty good though yeah we covered it in the podcast you know one of the biggest reasons though why they pumped up so ████ hard is this like one japanese billionaire dude like um he uh they convinced him to give him a hell of money he's like the jeff bezos of japan yeah like and then he ████ pumped so much money and then like yeah they they probably wouldn't had it without that backing total side note i hate it but the guy who the wework guy if you watch the documentary and i've never met him but in the documentary everyone's interviews like oh he's always so charismatic you would have bought into in every clip i see i'm like this guy's a ████ idiot like i would never buy this guy's ████ like he he comes across as some ████ uh do an impression of him guys i can't can't but like like russell like russell brand acts in movies oh like he is in uh forgetting sarah marshall yeah he acts
5:54 like that so he's like supposed to be obnoxious like a guru kind of ████ whatever yeah i guess that's charismatic no russell brand in general is very charismatic but not like his character i'm just like no way am i giving this guy my money nah but that's you have a lens to be able to spot that maybe i got a ████ radar yeah hey buddy he fooled a lot of billionaires billions no he's way more charismatic than me i haven't full ████ i can't even get a date yeah so the um basically the employees started they were in in huge like tremendous pain in their stomach do you think she's still laughing at this point that's the main thing is like anybody who's like a city worker if they're caught ████ around in any capacity i think that just gets more
6:44 attention than somebody at ████ but anima juice especially on the ████ core enema juice though yeah a bad idea where do you even buy that i mean okay even if it was a laxative right let's say if it was a laxative the judge is going to be ████ ████ his attitude that's funny during the harvest like that is hilarious during a homicide case you're like [Laughter] or just like slap the thing every time you do the fart to hide your fart i guess she was kind of like her reputation around there was that she was sort of a bully so they were kind of happy she's sacked like she's gone yeah because she resigned after that is there a lawsuit that's about to happen no there's not they're not which is kind of ironic that the courthouse employees are not doing a lawsuit how many people did she spike because they're like we don't believe that justice here yeah this thing works it's like four of them
7:34 four pick one when you think like courtroom at least me i always think like old people too i think the judge is like 75. yeah you know what i mean i'm like who's pranking people at 75 what the ████ are you doing yeah do older people get inside the workplace like that i feel like like the senior centers they probably do especially because they're just chilling all day that's more like a frat house women i feel like are not known pranksters either especially of that delivery that's pretty good what would you have done i mean i've done similar things to that like x-lex well because i i think i told you guys like my roommate um a long time ago when i first moved to hollywood was like they would do this prank to me where they would ████ um sign you up for free samples of ████ like a ton of ████ so anytime i got the mail which would be a ton of free samples of of uh what's it called like diuretic cookies like cookies that make you ████ just tons of them i was like where the
8:25 ████ are these cookies so when my friend was like who did it to me was like groggy and asleep i just kept trying to make him i just could put him in his mouth and i was just like he should ████ eat it he just ████ was like oh i don't know and then eventually he just said ████ fine they just started eating them so yeah ████ ████ so yeah it worked and i you know i'm i'm a big prankster i like doing ████ like that we had like we had like a two-story ceiling and i i put all these mops together to make a gigantic stick and right before he had to go to the club i took his uh id and credit card and i taped it to the end of the stick and i put it on the ceiling so right when he had to leave he was like how the ████ did that get up there that's so funny how did he get it down yeah those are funny well because i took the stick apart he had no he was just figuring it out but how did he have to get it down i had to
9:15 get it down i told him i was like i made this stick out of like four like a broom i just spent three hours yeah making all these sticks together and now you're late but then i can't imagine like see like if i had a grown-up job like like her and i had this adult thing i would have that bone i need to like i have that itch i think bodily harm to a person is uh is kind of a lie yeah i think i think you work up to that that's the thing like you you go back and forth and it leads to that but apparently she's the only one doing it to people and then that's ████ up i also think the more serious the job the more you have to ████ around you know what i mean i feel like you just have to especially like something like surgery for sure like a doctor doing brain surgery like you know [Music]
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