0:00 I think a lot of it is donation based I do a show at the end of the year that like donates to them and then I go like I go check it out and stuff what if your show bombs and the kids are worse off after hey guys we actually didn't get any money so I'm just here his comedy made me sick Jr made my tummy hurt worse you're not [Music] funny so there's not too much newses other than u a woman was trying to take some photos uh of people going on and off of this like uh airplane thing and she was backing up for the photos fell off no and then got killed by an active propeller oh my whato wait so she was on the tarmac yeah I can see this thing it's kind of cute
0:50 too that makes it worse that makes it worse hey turn it around turn it around it'll make us more sympathetic oh she is cute sad yeah I mean it shouldn't happen to anyone right yeah also like but it's way worse when they're cuter when they're cuter it's way worse to me that's not important at all when you're cuter and under 30 it's way worse yeah yo backing into a moving bro you don't hear it you don't hear the you don't feel the wind you don't feel your hair Bo cuz you're like absorbed in the art oh oh the wind's going the other way too maybe so it's pulling does it sucking you in but I didn't know that they allow allow people on a t bro what kind of ████ job is that where she has to take pictures of people walking into an airplane she might have just been taking like personal yeah personal photos oh you
1:40 know what it is it's a it's the influencer that's like first time on a private plane and then and then her friend was like get me with this bad girl and then like and then she's like get my good angle and then she goes okay I got you girlfriend I got your girlfriend I got you that's what happened that's a sucky way to go man probably one of the worst ways to go cuz which planes have the propellers now it's not a lot do you like unless it's it's the turbine engine thing I don't know nothing was a Plane Museum old timey planes she was like at a World War II Air Show hey if you were one of the guys that worked on like a I guess a Tarmac whatever and you have one of these things and you saw somebody get sucked into a ████ propeller would yeah would you just quit I I think I would quit I would sue first oh emotional damage emotional damage I wouldn't want to work there no more yeah
2:30 I'm like I'm good I'm good from PLS I didn't know that was a possibility and seeing that seeing a bunch of Red Mist coming out and if she was under 30 and cute God she was so cute that's what I one time I popped one of my tires on the freeway and then I have to call the tow truck driver to come and this was like 4:00 a.m. he came and picked me up and then uh he was taking my car back to my house and we're just talking and then I I was like how'd you get into this he goes man I used to be a nurse and I was like oh for real I'm like oh how can we stop uh being a nurse and he's like too many people Di dying on me can't take it and and he's like so I became a tow truck driver and I was like you like this bed he goes Nobody dying bro that is ████ probably hard right you're just around death all day you're just cleaning up bed sheet his standard for jobs now is just nobody died he was like trying to save like
3:20 each person you personally invested you know especially like the terminally ill like you're with them for 3 months and then they die yeah it's like one of those my mom would be bummed for a really long time every time that happen to her ████ sucks bro she was the nurse yeah my mom was nurse my dad too my dad did x-ray and there was very rare cases where sometimes they couldn't um the guy died on the table or something doing an x-ray really rare yeah cuz the radiation be ████ with him cuz he L cuz he were he was xray in East LA like uh off of like 18th Street where it's like most of the people that come in there is from violent crime or you got shot yeah so they have to do the X-ray before you do the operation they have to do it all really fast and just fast enough oh he goes I didn't take the picture quick enough I didn't take the picture say cheese ah is [Laughter]
4:11 dead it's my fault that sounds like a Goosebumps book title can't think my it's my favorite book short book really short my dad my dad comes home I did a Goosebumps I did a Goosebumps today yeah that's rough man my my buddy from uh high school he went through uh nursing school I think he went to like pu and then he finished and then like his first year on the job as a nurse he was um handling this kid with a deformed hand and then the kid uh like touched his face and he threw up why God because the kid touched his face gross with the hand and then so he so he quit just right there there projectile vomited on this poor kid he's like this is my
5:02 stron it was exactly that he quit that and then went back to school for uh dentistry and then um threw up on another Pati and then he ended up with so much double debt from both of those things that he he did this program where if you're a skid Ro dentist for a number of years they pay your uh student oh they clear it all out yeah so he was a skid Road dentist and he said that was way worse he threw up way more times he said that everyone's trying to bite your hand and you're probably looking at ████ meth tee all day mess teeth and be don't even brush teeth dude at one point you're a dentist and you look at like a homeless guy's mouth and you're like there's nothing we can do for this there's no and he said that people kept putting ████ on his on the front door like it was like constant yeah that's a that's true man when you're walking around those neighborhoods you're at a stop side and you're like that brown thing on the pool is that's
5:54 just doooo dude that's Doo dude and it has fingerprints on it so so you know somebody had a smear it it was a smear campaign it's a smear no you don't know somebody could have thrown it and then somebody else could have went oh yeah a different person is that poop when they touch it like oh it's poop oh no I got ████ on my hand ah is Tiff around uh death and stuff um not so much no she hasn't been around it too much at her job but like some of our one of our um my sister my sister-in-law's boyfriend he just got a job at a at a nursing facility like the skilled nursing facilities that's like where people die all the time and he's having a hard time with it because he's like ████ dude keep passing yeah and it's like his first couple weeks on the job so he's like kind of readjusting and he's like dude if somebody dies on my
6:45 watch I'm going to freak the ████ out and he's like kind of like nervous about it so it is like a man that is I don't have to think about that at all at my job so it's like people keep getting sexier and sexier try to sleep on my guy clients all the time no but no it is crazy to think about that CU you're like oh yeah like we kind of have it pretty good I used to volunteer at a hospital and um when you would go to like the what are the kid WS called what are they called pediatric Patric yeah bro you you would like deliver stuff to the Pediatric Ward that s███'s heavy you see these little like 5-year-olds with like tubes Up all In them and they're that'll really like bro they and you know they don't look like kids they're just ████ sad and you just watch them you're like yeah I don't think I want to work at a hospital anymore I think I'm good off this that's why you got Patch Adams them though I know and they're like get the ████ out of my room kid kid watching a kid go
7:35 through a disease is like probably that's the worst thing you can't even like make fun of it yeah he been to a Shriner Shriner Children's Hospital no I haven't they kind of have like a Patch Adams Z Vibe it's like like uh kids hospital but there's all these like play things and they have different programs going through but it's like yeah it's also hard to be there though have you done something I did it's like a I I think a lot of it is donation based I do a show at the end of the year like donates to them and then I go like I go check it out and stuff yeah I'm a good person I'm just better than all you guys you guys never heard of Shriners what would I do with my 20 million donate to Shriners what if your show bombs and the kids are worse off after hey guys we actually didn't get any money so I'm just here his comedy made me sick Jr made me I didn't like the Jesus's cool babe Jr made my tummy hurt
8:28 worse you're not Fone I thought it was going to be Joe Koy you're not Joy Koy or at least Rex kids like he was my favorite Filipino comic girl I wonder what what what's worse to work in a job that you're always seeing like the risk of someone dying or you're always working with dead bodies what's more desensitizing you think probably the first part like Mortuary work no watching life get lost I think is possibly get lost cuz you're attached to to the person yeah and then they're going well when you say possi that means there's also you're possibly saving people yeah like that like you know emal roller coaster like an ER surgeon like an ER surgeon versus like a mortuary guy everyone comes past or like a or a corner that you go go to a fresh dead guy and you got to like ████ take
9:19 notes yeah like Corner's got to be another world that's just dark though that's just constant dark but then like is it dark because it just it has to become nothing eventually right it's probably just like a straight line I I used to train a paramedic and he was telling me about how like all he has so many stories about just all the Death he's seen and just also like talking to people right before they die you know oh so and he goes like a lot of people when they're about to die they always talk about like the regrets they have in their life or and a lot of it is usually like you know I wish I didn't have that beef with my brother you know like or do they talk about like I wish I didn't cheat on my diet no no they don't talk about that that's usually not one of them or it's usually something like that or they'll say um you know I wish I took that shot on myself that I didn't like usually like regrets like that but then sometimes he would get calls where it'd be a mom
10:09 walking out with her baby who's like blue and the baby was drowned right oh man and she and then she's like yelling like please help my baby help my baby like that baby dead and he has yo for sure and he has to like put on a face and be like we're going to do the best we can like that's what he has to say he can't say anything else that baby ████ gone cuz in his eyes he knows the baby is gone right but he has to kind of like play this up to the parent and it's like you see that over and over and that's why he stopped he couldn't do that ████ anymore he like yeah that's and pars don't get paid that much well like it depending on which like where you're at right but like you start with 12 bucks an hour that's kind of good like EMTs bro EMTs see that ████ but then like a lot of the paramedics that work for the fire department he worked for the fire department oh he makes good money so he made good money but he couldn't even do anymore cuz he was like dude ████ this like this is awful like this sucks it takes a toll on you dude imagine being like the uh like those
11:00 religious ones too being like the priest that always comes into chaplain yeah oh that's heavy bro you have to go see yeah and it's like you know that's the last thing but he's like he's really the surgeon's I'm just kidding man I'm just kidding we'll get that appendix out he's got tear away priest robes bro you just got a fever you're fine oh I got you though that'd be a sick ass joke like oh man good bit good bit doc
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