0:00 [Music] and welcome back to careful boys it is still currently ladies night as you can see here oh yes it's ladies night it's too much traffic special guest today actually we have three special guests today a lot of special guests i'm not really special hey hey y'all leader of the king just leader baby yeah what's up with your last name dawg really are you know on your last name hey what's up hey the ones i know aka it's pretty much it's a it means spanish for like dung beetle but in spanish slang it means the n-word oh how did that how well you okay this is what that means is that the dung beetle stance yeah dung beetle how did dung beetle become your filipino last
0:51 name or the enemy i don't know yeah that's true what about the latter i remember when i first read his last name i was like i'm gonna just say my yate that's that's how people say it because i think it's me that's the proper way the proper way is which is this is what i just said right but sometimes like i say like depending where i am so have you ever found somebody by saying your own name no but it's funny because i never caught it no a lot of people have caught it okay when i was in spanish class my spanish teacher was like chad mayate and then all the spanish kids are like all laughs like oh ████ it's tight but are there any dung beetles out there yeah why is everybody laughing does that laugh you know if it's a common spanish last name or do you think a conquistador was ████ around to be like we're
1:41 going to call this one mayate and that's like a great great great grandfather we're ████ around in general yes and your great great great great grandpa was like i'm a mayate now that's how we ended up with names like that and you're last i'm ryan pendejo ryan pendejo that's crazy [Laughter] when when the spanish were driven out they hid all their inside jokes in our names yes so how did you become the leader of
2:32 kenji's oh easy so [Laughter] two-step process two-step function are you a higher-up because i know you guys have a hierarchy system where the quest is like more democratic this guy's serious with a watermelon it's ████ about this stuff i wouldn't say democrats you guys got like a chain of command in there yeah i'm b team baby what's that big team b like on the bench but then you pull you in sixth amount of the year is that true i heard uh kendra's membership i heard kendra's membership no deny any allegations here all right i'll need to ask mike they also beat their members so a little bit yeah i'll tell you what you ain't see team am i right yeah you write as ████ see oh no you set yourself up for that one who's the ct yeah who's on stage josh ventura
3:25 we have a round table yeah everybody sees each other equally and stuff like king arthur in the ████ knights of the round worries this round yes would you consider yourself so when they asked chad mayante from and would you be like uh poreiotics or would you be like uh kenja's or would you be like something else you know like what philippines the philippines yeah from the philippines what would be your thing oh honestly periodics right right i thought so i do say i say oh have you seen like americans with dance crew and end up like yeah i'll be like periodics if that's a kid's voice they have definitely not seen it exactly yeah i say i say periodics first because that came
4:15 first funniest thing is so i was hanging out with josh so you guys know who josh is uh actor also dancer very good at the robot all those ████ right josh cracks me up so we're out we're out in south pasadena and there's this little girl running a kindred shirt right josh is a kid just but josh looks like a homeless person right so josh comes up goes to the goal your kitchen she goes ew and i was like yo she doesn't know you're in the group she's like you're a homeless guy see if i can eat him she was so ████ funny you can see like his heart shattered like hey man i danced too ████ and he doesn't look like he could dance at all until you he looks like a substitute teacher yeah everybody ████ loves it but those are the ones that smoke it the first first time i ever saw him dance um i think we're like shooting the skit or
5:05 something and then he was making fun of someone doing the robot and i'm like how come you're making fun looks so ████ good what the ████ and then he just started getting into it and i'm like what the ████ this guy good dad it's like a ████ what they look like you know what's crazy yeah one one of his strongest dance styles is atl crank because he's ████ from atlanta mean as in like literally this fool knows how to shake his booty like a like for real for real like training another word what was that start with the b right a ████ i don't know yeah [Laughter] like crazy what about you you got any cool josh stories
5:55 we're not asking about it we're like we're talking about other kids it's like i do not other than the first time i did see him dance was yes he was doing the ████ booty shake oh itself that's very true does that crank how did you end up in kendra's after being in periodics already like uh i don't know easy we won and then anthony was like we need winners on the team so he got me on oh what a recruiter how do you feel about just ████ stealing members from other desperate people dude you can't beat them have them join you good answer dude how's the quote right hey you want to join us how'd you steal mike's song from cava modern den i know everything all of his lifelong friends kid just first but as a former gang member i have
6:45 to say that when i was i was doing youtube and dressing up as uh fake vietnamese uncles i was super judgmental toward these dancers because i was like how the ████ are these hood hopping ████ jumping ship from their family i was like these guys are so ████ up especially because i live with ken i know the ████ periodic drama all that ████ and i'm all like all you guys family never breaks up ████ you guys i can't believe you're my friends but what if the dad leaves dude like what my dad did no like one of my [Laughter] the dad leaves then the family's not a family well the dad left but still man you got to continue the spirit it's like the ████ what's his name jon snow his dad died right but
7:36 what did they won but do they do they end the whole winterfell crew nah nah right they bring it on right so they're bringing it up [Applause] no no you don't do that did you feel like you lost a father figure in periodic so it happened no hell no all of the brothers came together or sisters there was never an issue with with some of periodics going to changes no one was left out at all i mean other than people not making it onto kinships that's some real real you're like not good enough yeah how do you pick who who you absorb he's the guest ask him then i'm gonna ask you you you know the more motivation i told ken not to do that because i said you know when you join a ████ gang the proper way to leave that ████ is to get jumped out so i was like ken if your
8:26 ████ ass ████ decides to join kenji's you're out of my house that's what i told him you actually told him that you don't even have a house at the time he was living in my house that he paid rent in [Laughter] i think we are just not good at getting advice because we have dancers asking comedians for life advice and then we got dancers hosting a comedy show everything's just ████ up i mean this is how i looked at it was that like uh as a dance team we were all together and that was like our nba team and then like ken jones was like the all-star team and they were picking from different crews so they're the global harlem globetrotters who's the wnba team oh wow i'm honored come on you guys wear wigs on the show come on we wear wigs off the show joey didn't let me join the all-star team he did it
9:18 was called jk um okay can he's not here right now he's editing the videos i have a good question for dancers do you guys joints ████ hurt like crazy i bet this guy does because you guys are very easy for somebody like you very dynamic and you just like to break your kneecaps you used to do it man i think it's just like you got extra elbows they're not egg well not anymore don't you have like calcium in it or something i did yeah it like if i just like it it'll just like blow up and then for like two days it'll just slowly go down and then you're balding up here aren't you tommy a little bit yeah but i think that might just be genetic all right so do you still feel stuck here like barely spins and then you
10:09 gotta get the hairpiece like what happened you can always tell which which guys do head spins too much is because they're like prematurely like you know but then you'll see also a little lump yeah wow i don't have the lump that's why i think oh i'm probably just thinning normally is that why you have the crazy hair to make up for all the ████ lumps in your heads to hide it no because you don't do it [Laughter] his this happens from all the moves i did it just went this way you don't spin that much no today's video is brought to you by feels cbd isn't about what you feel it's about what you do not feel such as stress pain anxiety and anxiety is exactly what i've been dealing with these days it's been crazy so i quit coffee it's been about 90 days plus it's been it's been pretty nuts and this
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12:41 what's the dancer's equivalent of being jumped out of the gang jumped i don't know we've never jumped to anybody else you freely let people come in and out like we don't ask these guys true b-boy crews are a little more severe about that ████ yeah dude that is so wrong no not at all questions is not even at all of you which is like is this barely a dance crew why did you guys increase just a bunch of dudes that's it so why did you guys decide to become a protein bar brand a pro wow protein that's funny because we actually did get into it with them a little bit with quest nutrition really tell me the details because because at some ████ random point like we were like oh that's funny there's a ████ protein bar with the same name we didn't think it'd be a problem somewhere down the line after a couple years they sent like an email
13:31 blast going hey everyone like joined the new quest crew and we were like the ████ straight up and we got the email too and it was like be part of the quest dance crew they're making a crew they have one that dances at all the fitness yeah and they were calling it the quest crew so stupid and sending us notices to join it we were like you know who we are kidding yeah we were like oh okay this is why we trademarked it in the very beginning actually own the trademark they can't do that but nothing happened really so they still did it no they didn't they didn't still do it they what they did was they had us come over to the headquarters to just like talk about it give you some free bra yeah you met you meant tom bailey they just i don't think so they just gave us a bunch of free ████ and they were like we're gonna change the name it won't be called quest crew they just call it the q crew or some ████ they hit some quest bars they all just look like ben stiller and dodge ball and ████
14:21 this is lasers so the quest studio that you guys got the name from didn't have the trademark not for a dance crew yeah we only owned it for dance crew that's it yeah so we were like dude that's the one thing you can't do and someone did it it's like weird so bluntly too like and they invited you over which is hilarious all right i guess it's very civil yeah yeah who's the worst dancer in ████ kenji's yeah [Laughter] just look at that right who's the worst dancer you want to know like our perspective who's the worst dancer you can yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we don't know anything everybody's amazing i don't even think i've seen all 40 of you guys dead i don't know like all the members whoever how do you split that much money
15:12 that's not how it works but shut the ████ up let's stick the business out of this but for us who's the worst dancer yeah who is it yeah go ahead chad yeah i know and the guest is asking you the question spicy chad i only know the best ones i don't even know i don't know one of the best ones who was the worst the best out of the best out of mike and anthony imagine just save yourself and save me shut up dude no i wouldn't say you're a goatee bastard everybody knows you're the best one like we ████ say that all that that hurts even more now are you trying today's the best one i think anthony's probably the best brain on kenjus that's brave damn that's
16:03 pretty bad then dude so you would beat everyone in a battle you beat everyone in the battle ████ no ████ fafsa form fill-outs yeah a financial aid smart dude ████ fast i've heard that we're in so long i appreciate that who do you think is the worst dancer in uh worst dancer and then who's the worst editor in vibrant city that's a good one that's a great one there's no worst answer to you we'll never get an answer we have some members in kendra's that don't dance yeah so then pick those ████ yeah that's the obvious answer you have so many members you might as well recruit a guy that's there just to be named as the worst dancer cool jojitsukawa hey oh he's in kendra's now well i actually danced congratulations
16:53 but he's not in kendra's for real though you guys who why y'all being a bunch of ████ dude just ████ saying yeah hey that david be hard dude yo what's the ████ worst thing once i ████ extend my back like this who's is there anybody that's currently in uh probation like you might kick them out and kendra's probation they're recently ████ up or something i'll tell you tell me to cut off one of my fingers i cut off the pinky that's how simple it is which one's the worst dancer first of all literally ████ last name it's not even apples and oranges for you you know what i mean are you talking about fruit sport [Laughter] yeah i'll do the middle finger oh okay i mean because you could how about your people off inadvertently that's the inverse between the lines still didn't answer the question it's not it's not we're talking you guys
17:43 don't even know i don't give a ████ give out give us a name dude ████ drama is it then ooh no who's been i don't know we watch ████ names this table wants names they want names anthony is that ben tktk chung oh obtain b he'll be like oh okay it's probably chef rob oh that's true this is specialty cooking yes you guys have a chef on your team yeah what the ████ are you doing here dude that's what we got over here welch's ████ fruit snacks maybe let's go we have brown rice rollers dude come on
18:33 grab a ████ ████ let's go baby that's for rich people that's actually a chef that cooks for you guys no he doesn't cook for us oh he does cook for us from time to time what's the point of having a chef in your crew if they don't cook for you and he doesn't dance useless what's his name yeah why do you have already said his name rob no what's his full name first and last in address yeah yeah and edges and asl wait the biggest thing that stumped me was you guys have a dance crew and you invite members of part of your crew that don't dance we have a crew that dances okay what's the point if you guys aren't gang banging yeah each other that's not far off yeah what are we doing on a show called just kidding news that doesn't report the news hey hey that's very ████ good here's the real news though who's that dancer that you
19:24 guys ████ hate the most squat so bad david's not gonna let him slide dancing off camera off camera out of the dances out of the dancers out of the dancers yeah it doesn't it doesn't mean that they're bad it just means that everybody's so dope somebody has to go die yeah who's the one that has to go die it just got what this is the scenario all right so bart has a lot of guns oh ████ [Laughter] and then now you have to guys go into a dance competition in space to battle aliens like squid jam oh like squid like squiggly so you have to go on to a battle like a river runs through it
20:16 you're dance battling a bunch of aliens right i don't know why bart has gone to the situation but i just wanted to add it because i'm going to use them okay there you go so now you want to eliminate i got this gun wow they have watch out that looks like a ████ assault rifle dude they have 39 alien members 30 guys have 40. you have to get it who's that one member you have to give up this is to save the earth that's true the leader of kid just needs to choose that's why i'm on the b team right no no no no no no no no no no no smart place who is the member that has to disappear in order for you to save the earth you have to one name we'll go to hawk afterwards for his answer yep don't know all the dancers from you
21:06 would say charles wouldn't you charles charles it is i i really just don't know everything that's ████ up charles is a good dancer that's so that's your answer that's his answer i thought he would do that let's go hawk yeah no charles would say charles was stable charles does a really good japanese accent i got a list of every name love you nick just look at his face as i name these out and you'll be able to tell go go oh oh a hundred percent almost let's go lauren's cow now he's staying for sure he's too talented he just booked something big they need him for pr
21:57 oh we gotta keep him because he's the tech guy that's true you need him for the music we need him for the like cody yeah that's like our donald jason park we could kill him yeah noah henderson well he's killing more people than you need to anthony well he's going on a ████ list i don't know what order he's going yeah now we're uh jeff tang who's a jeff tank that's not we don't like who made this he just added himself in there is it that's website from this is where are we really going down a list of ████ foreign for sure oh my god that we're doing this
22:47 arnelle calvario oh we got to kill him he's too nice let's go he's not going to fight for us now you don't have any members to battle you because you're short it was actually a lot easier for you than you thought yeah yeah yeah your doctor dog story is a better story you know down to 17 members now like you were supposed to come with 39. we got six quest right you
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