0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. And indeed, you are invited into our office hours. This is JK office hours where we get to talk to Bart. We No, sorry. We get to talk to Joe because Bart isn't [clears throat] here. So now we get to tell Joe the truth about everything. >> And then Joe, you're going to just talk to him about all of it, right? [laughter] >> Of course. >> Yeah. >> Your favorite. >> Or he'll just send him the link. >> So Jason, start it off. >> Yeah, start it off. >> What? What? What am I supposed >> all the ████ you were talking about? >> What ████ about chicken? >> What? >> Give Give us some critiques on how to make the show better or the show. >> I don't No, I I don't >> What do you mean? >> I'm a I'm a guest. >> You've been on the show for two days. >> Guesting. >> But sometimes contain the most wisdom. >> You need outside. We need outside resources. >> Honestly, I don't. >> Huh? >> We're been two We're two in the game. >> Oh, >> we're too close to this thing. [laughter]
0:55 >> We're like cops, dude. >> We don't even know what side we're on anymore. [laughter] Um, [snorts] I don't know how to I think everybody likes it. >> You don't like the mic stands? >> Yeah, the ████ mic stand is like really tripping me out. >> The mic stand is crazy >> to me cuz it's one mic stand. It's not like five mic stand. You know what I mean? The wall. >> This one's also kind of weird though. Look, I just rested on my sol. >> Yeah, I kind of like that you do that the whole >> the whole time. >> So I can sit back. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> mine How come mine's working fine? >> Cuz you're the boss. Yeah, >> yours is. Well, so it's working for me. >> Oh, mine seems to be working fine, too. Huh. Makes me a boss. >> No, you're not a boss. You're not a boss. >> Yeah, that one actually is nice. >> That's actually not bad. >> Well, it must be a boss. >> What I don't understand is is all this. So, this means that it was meant to be super tall. >> Yeah, super tall. >> But I don't think that it would actually
1:46 sustain if we extended it all. >> Have we tried, >> dude? >> What if What if these do work the way we want them to? We've just never tried. Yeah, we just saw >> who knows how we do it like from the back to arch it over. >> I actually think this is supposed to be like tall and then you like shoot you you point it down and then when you're talking it's not supposed to be in the the shot. >> Oh, >> that's what it that's what it's probably for. >> Oh, but do is that what you guys wanted? >> It's not up to me, man. I don't know. I don't know. >> Barb bought all of these. >> I just got here and it was set up already. >> Oh, what? >> Yeah, cuz we we had labs and then the next time we came these. Yeah. >> Oh, okay. Okay. I thought you like you got it or something. >> No, I didn't I didn't do any of this. >> I just work here, man. >> Oh ████ [laughter] >> Jesus. >> He pulled it all the way off, dude. >> We don't have to worry about Osha anymore cuz we're not in California.
2:37 >> This is office hours. >> Trying to make it work. >> All right. Yeah. You might actually be >> How do we make the show better, man? Come on. [laughter] >> That actually that actually >> I think it's meant to be like this. >> It probably is. >> Not with these mics, though. >> No, it's with those big >> Yeah. So these are like actual shotgun mic stands, huh? >> Hey, you start you start talking to it like this, Anthony. >> Yeah. >> Shock jock style. >> What's up? [laughter] >> It's kind of tight. >> Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Drop a verse. Drop a verse. [laughter] >> Knees are sweaty. Arms weak and sweaty. Spaghetti. Breast on my titties. Meatballs in my chest. Breddy. >> Sick. >> Breast [laughter] on my titties. >> Right. Suck the mic. >> That's good. >> Suck it. Yeah. What? Office hours, not ████ after office hours. You know what I mean? >> Lo Brown. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Oh, do it. Yeah, do it, bro.
3:28 >> Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Does my sound pretty solid? >> An illegally. >> Oh, is it directional? Oh, it's just covering my face. >> You can talk. >> Oh, what if I go like this? What? How's this? How's this? How's this? How's my fault? >> Is it too far? >> Is it still covering my forehead? >> Herono's face is not saying he likes it. >> You don't like it? >> Hey, should we start doing it like that? >> It's a little quiet. It's a little quiet. He says it doesn't work. >> What's the angle like? It probably looks weird cuz it's probably obstructing his face. >> Is this good content? >> Yeah, it's very very good. >> The mic for that. These just have to be close to your mouth or in them >> office hours. Try with it in your mouth >> to constructive things or what? >> Yeah. Come on, dude. >> We mostly we mostly like talk about inner workings of the company and stuff like that cuz people dig it. >> Yeah, it's covering the ████ out of my face. >> Yeah, it's definitely covering your whole head. [snorts] >> All right, I I'll keep fixing. You guys
4:18 keep talking. So, yeah. No, we would. >> Do you feel like you're a part of the company now? Cuz you've been here like hella times. >> I don't think so. >> Dude, you were here last shoot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Back to back. >> Wait. Wait. That was your You guys' only won also. >> Yeah, but you were at that. >> You got to start sending him W2s like the rest of us, though. >> We don't send W2s, my friend. We don't have employees. >> He sends us W2s. They send us W2s all the time. >> Well, actually, it wouldn't matter cuz this is Nevada, fool. Okay. Okay. Okay. [laughter] >> That's the best part of it, right? >> You're right. California, they they've been W2s for years. >> Like there's no there's no state income tax, >> right? Yeah. >> It's pretty nice. >> So, do you feel like you're part of the the company now? >> Try something. [snorts] >> I I really I I really don't know. Like,
5:08 I'm really happy, always grateful to hang and come here. is really nice. But uh I don't know part of the because it's like it's have such a long history and you guys have such a like flow that >> Jeez, Anthony, >> this is the flow we're talking about. >> Yeah, [laughter] Anthony is not meant to do do this stuff. >> A secret handshake. >> Yeah. But >> you feel welcome? >> Yeah, 100%. >> Do you feel like >> I feel welcome >> guest or do you feel like like you're you're like welcome welcome and then like if we keep asking you to come then you're just like a part of it. I I think I feel like a like a like a like a number one side chick. >> Sick. >> Number top two side chick or something. >> You know what I mean? Like you're like >> bench your bench player. >> Bench player. Yeah. [laughter] >> But it's cool. >> First inh. >> Your first in bench player. >> Like when we're like we're way ahead and
5:58 then we're going to win anyway. Then we let you practice. >> Yeah. You're like, "Oh, come play or whatever." You know what I mean? And I'm like, "Yeah, playing's fine." >> And uh >> you play on my mic, too. I don't feel left out. Wait, what is an Anthony? What is What? >> So that's what we tried to do. So this was the original idea, but it didn't like extend far enough. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> 12 minutes of mic play. Let's [laughter] go. >> We'll call it mic check. Mic check edition. >> Yeah. >> No, you keep talking, guys. I got this. >> You guys No, no. I'm working on this. You guys keep talking. >> Oh, >> I'm going to finally fix this thing. I have time now. >> Yeah, me too. >> Okay. The point is, the point is we've we talk about this thing so damn much that if we don't do something about it, I start getting weird and OCD. Oh, really? Yeah. I have to at least try. >> We do talk about this a lot. >> But that seems to be the company is
6:48 everyone talks and no one does anything. >> But who's what? Like who's the the HR guy? [laughter] >> There's no idea. >> Oh, who's the HR guy? That is >> Do you think we need a HR? If we need if we had HR, dude, it'd be disaster. We actually be sued by like ourselves. >> Would you do you think you will be the HR guy? >> ME? [laughter] >> I think I think this is pretty good. >> Really fun. >> I think I kind of got it on this side. >> Is that comfortable? >> It actually is cuz I mean then it doesn't have to rest on my chest. >> Rest on my It looks better too. >> But then you can't face Jason and talk. >> Who said [laughter] >> you can't run? People don't see this behind the scenes. He's running back and forth making sure that the sound is still okay. [laughter]
7:38 >> I might have legitimately >> Hey, mine sounds good. Oh, dude. I got it. Done deal. >> How does it sound when I'm facing like this? Can you do it again? La Steve Green success. >> Whoa. Whoa. Why? >> Cool. [snorts] >> Office hours. >> All right, we got one problem solved. >> That's pretty cool. >> Look at how easy it was. Instead of b███████ all day, you guys could have just like done that. >> We just needed enough time to do it. [laughter] We have to take time during videos to do it. >> Oh, what's up, man? >> What's up? >> What's up, man? >> How you doing, man? >> Bro, this is pretty good. >> Hey, how's my audio sound? >> How's my audio, Hana? Does this sound good? How about this? How about that? You like that? It's pretty good, right? >> Nice. Actually, it looks really nice. Like, how >> when I tried it with this, it didn't reach. >> I extended it the whole way. >> Yeah, that looks short for some reason. >> Yeah, >> that one looks that side. It works.
8:30 >> I extended the whole way. I just put a sandbag over there. >> Wow, you're smart. >> Oh, >> so it's like a L shape. >> Smart guy. That's a smart guy right there. >> It's a L shape. >> Not bad. Um, so maybe one way to fix the company is don't do videos like this. Is that what you're saying? >> I never said that. >> Oh, I thought you that's what you were saying with your >> I never I never said >> I was reading your face. >> No, I think uh I think people enjoy authenticity also. >> Do you like this was authentic? I'll tell you that. >> With a team or by yourself? Uh, I like both. >> Oh, >> like I like to be around people and do a thing together. Uh, but I also like uh by myself. >> What do you prefer? >> Oh, what? >> What happened? >> What do you prefer? [laughter] [gasps] >> You talk outside of your mic. >> What do I prefer? I think I I think right now I really think 50 I know
9:21 standup is like very alone and I like to do that alone, but I also like a community. I also like but I think um I'm not as good as uh like a group guy [laughter] than I would like to be. >> Uh why do you think that is? Cuz you do so much stand up alone. Probably. >> Probably. But I'm working with other people too. But when it comes to performance Yeah. alone but >> So you feel more comfortable alone? >> Um if I'm perform I I I feel more comfortable alone. I think it's because when it when it comes to performance, but I would like to like I'm open to improv. I don't know why people hate improv. like a lot of comics hidden part, but I'm like, "Oh, this is cool." Like, >> is there like an internal is there like a battle between like standup and like improv or some ████ that I didn't even know about? Is it like rollerbladers and skateboarders? >> Yeah, it's kind of like that. People think it's like >> comics, and they're right about this.
10:11 It's like, well, it's harder to do comedy, like standup comedy, than to do improv >> because you have to do layers to an entire set, right? Whereas with improv, you're like, "Can I get a suggestion?" And then it's kind of like you know >> uh so what's the I guess comparison would it be like so like you know a lot of comics did like sketch comedy so like in Living Color SNL like there's also standup comedies that comedians that do that right >> so is that considered do they consider that improv or not that's just character >> it's sketch it's >> like acting you got lines I see why did you ask me that though >> I was just curious >> why are you curious though >> I don't know >> kind of a talk show so We kind of go back and forth and we have conversations. >> Me a billion questions. I'm trying to get to know you a little bit too, buddy. >> Don't make me say the n word. [laughter] >> Say it. >> No, no, no. But seriously, why did you
11:02 naning? >> Wait, does it not seem like I'm Is it because I'm terrible at uh >> No, you're the one who said it. You're like, I feel more I'm trying to get more comfortable in a group setting. >> I never said that. >> When the gas light no gas light, >> can you put a little [clears throat] Candace logo in the bottom right, please? Thank you. >> [laughter] >> Wait. Yeah, but how come you asked that? >> I was just curious about it. >> Yeah, but why are you curious? >> Stand-ups are often Standups are often in a different on a different tenor. >> But okay, but on a scale of 1 to 10, >> the truth is because you're a stand-up guy. He's an improv guy. >> And I and I'm at war with you, brother. We're at war. >> He hates you people. [laughter] >> That is so untrue. I hate improv people. >> Really? Most people that are really good at improv hate improv people. >> What? >> Which I find very
11:52 >> Oh, because you're like, "Oh, I'm better than you." Like you, oh, [laughter] >> dude, that's funny though. That's why you hate them. >> That would be so >> Yeah. Like, bro, can you give a better suggest >> if you done like I don't know 10,000 hours of improv like I probably have done 30,000 hours of improv. You just ████ hate it. You know what I mean? You're just over it and you'd never want to watch one more improv show in your life. >> I'd rather ████ eat a bullet, dude. You know what I mean? It's like that like you you know what I'm talking about cuz I feel because um if you've watched so much standup >> like I I feel like you get sick of it differently, >> right? You watch it differently. But what um but on a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you think I'm doing in in a in a group? >> I don't think you should give a ████ what I think. But >> I want to though. I I care because in this setting >> Awesome. I love being around you. I love
12:42 you being on the show. >> So >> why do you think you get invited? >> Right. What? >> Cuz you're ████ 10. >> We don't invite nines. Bart always says like, "Man, Jason's so hard to get >> those." He says that. >> Yeah, because your schedule's crazy. You >> But it's because I ████ need to pay my mortgage. [laughter] >> Yeah, but but on those days that we can't get you, like when you can't make it, we you we don't film. We just don't go. >> Shut up. >> What the hell is your problem? >> You know those days? >> One time you last One time you last minute couldn't come. You last minute couldn't come cuz you had to get to go. We didn't shoot. [laughter] >> We should wait home. >> Do you want to be on the show more? >> Um, yeah. I I would like to be on. >> You could say no. This is office hours. >> I would like to know. My my question is what's the what's the value to you for being here? Because >> um there's so many. One, I am lonely. And two, [clears throat and laughter]
13:32 >> that's good. >> We can dive into that. This is this is a little complex. And two, uh people do come to my shows from JK. I'm really grateful for that. >> So, you stealing our fans? >> Yes. [laughter] All 12 of them. And then three um I am inspired. I I keep on saying that but all all of you guys know things differently know different things in a in different perspectives and it's fun to uh listen to it. Uh-oh. >> And then it's also like I like live stuff and and I get to be a part of it because like when you watch something it's it doesn't I don't it's not exciting but then when you and then but then it's more there's I I get to connect and I get to learn and I get to uh >> Yeah. It's that and it's everything. It's like it's it's all of it and I get to Yeah. >> Oh, okay. So it's all of the things. >> That's cool, man. Yeah.
14:22 >> You're the best, dude. >> On a scale from 1 to 10. >> Yeah. 1 to 10, how much you like being here? You didn't answer me yet, though. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good do you think I am? >> I told you. You don't ████ take the answer. >> A 10, dude. >> There's not a ████ 10 because you guys are [laughter] ████ doing this. >> Four. It's not a 10. >> Don't say 10 if it's not a 10. You're You're ████ >> five. >> We don't have a right. >> Look, I'll tell you like this. >> I'll tell you this straight up. We don't have a right to tell you. We don't have a right. >> We don't. It's >> 5.5. >> No, but it's in this dynamic. We're all just peers. >> I know, but in a dynamic of like >> notes or some ████ like that. Are you ████ crazy? I think that's so that'd be so embarrassing. >> Here, this will make more sense if I explain it this way. Okay, >> me, you, this guy, Bart, Nick, Joe, Anthony, >> that is a a room with a freaking perfect
15:13 10 right there. >> Oh, that's cute. I like that. >> That was very romantic. >> That's cute. I like that. >> I In my mind, that's a freaking 10, dude. That's a 10. >> What? That's a 10. You're you by yourself. It can't be rated. What he's explaining, I'm saying the dynamic of all those and you can switch them around however you want. That's a 10. >> But Bart has to have slept. [laughter] >> And Bart has to not have jiu-jitsu at 4. [laughter] >> He did cold punch at 5:00 a.m. So, he's going to take a couple videos off. >> Dynamic wise, that's it's so fun. It's so easy. Everything >> to talk and listen and laugh and engage. All of it's effortless. I think that's a 10. >> Wow. >> You know, no one has to try it. >> I agree. When you said everybody, all of us are in one place. >> I mean, we'll never all be here, but but any configuration of that? Yeah. >> Really? To you? Is it 10? >> Any configuration that is I I look
16:04 forward to that because I know it's going to be a super easy time. >> But this is that configuration. No. >> Yeah. That's what I'm saying. >> Nick and we're missing Bart. >> Oh, no. No. I'm saying [laughter] like in that >> I'm ████ with you. If
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