0:00 whatever's happening here the other person doesn't know and they're in happiness so why would I insert myself yeah that's fine but cheating and murder are different though right the same thing they're adjacent I think the same thing pain and pleasure the ████ exactly you know [Music] have you guys ever known anybody that was like into kinky stuff to the point where they liked pain a lot of Buddhism stuff Buddhism like meditation Buddhism that's what it's called ████ pain you're short enough yeah like you ever I mean like in the early years of dating did you ever nah like a girl ever scratched you too hard and you're like hey I like falling asleep and having to ████ me while I'm sleeping so you can Ram fully exactly well random
0:53 you've never read whatever rib cave dude you're down to ████ with some nasal strips on I tell my girls suck me twice and then hit me the third time see what happens here's uh just based on uh the just based on how she looks what do you think she's into oh choking spitting cutting killing that's piercing she's probably into line dancing oh who are the people in the background around Abraham Lincoln she's trying to get Inked while she's getting ████ that looks like Abraham Lincoln it's hot candle wax too ████ I'm just that's nice that's like cliche right hot candle wax before no I never did I never did I got really surprised I don't like I don't want pain when I'm doing sexy sexy yeah I don't think I wonder where that comes from I've been abused I don't want a little oh you like pain no I don't know where it comes from because that's what I said
1:43 the pain and pleasure nerves are like right here maybe for ladies let me ask you this though do you guys like choking a little bit though I think that's general practice like choking or being choked I don't like being choked but I don't mind I think most girls like that choke me a little bit I just go like this hey baby hey babe you ready for this [Laughter] that's the wall like like the ████ AMC Vines my favorite is like this from the back oh yeah yeah whoa that's some team Kennedy yeah dude that's what he did to me that woman she's a 27 year old UK woman who is into something called knife play oh no
2:33 like Shane while she's ████ I think it's tic-tac-toe on the skin is it like this like cold steel yeah so her and her boyfriend both enjoy knife play oh no so are they a part of the renaissance fair and then they go like this hi slits that they're bleeding and then they scar up yeah it's probably like little like little bloodletting and oh my little Cuts here and there oh that's a really interesting okay if they're both into it I mean it's great that they found each other true they are except one of them died killed somebody it kind of peaked because then uh at some point it's peaked at some point she makes a call a video call to her friend and goes like this and shows her and her boyfriend and she goes I've done it and her boyfriend is stabbed 22 times dead oh I've done it
3:26 and she giggles oh and that's how she got caught because her friend reported it of course she is screen recorded huh her friend's a little stitched though huh that's like the biggest offense of all yeah whoa whoa whoa hold on no rats in this room no no but again that goes back to the 80 and the bedding though if she doesn't say anything she's ████ now because her friend you're a snitch though because you're defending her I am defending about a second I'm defending her yeah let's say this so yeah let's talk so so Ryan he stabs up his lady right okay yeah right and he calls you he's like dude I did it you're gonna call the cops on ████ right if he you would do that who's the chick smack you go like this oh right you what you farted okay here's the thing though I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I think the reception's messed
4:17 up Ryan has also killed so many people yeah that I if I saw him call me I'm just like that that's yeah you have to do the basically the legal version of like when your home is kissing somebody you do this yeah yeah I have this I had to say something oh this is the reception otherwise like you like for real aided a question though this is an interesting thing dude and I had to think about this because I wondered if like if I caught like let's say I knew I don't know if I could ever snitch on somebody if I knew they were cheating on somebody else because I feel like I would be breaking up a happy relationship which which relationship the cheated so let's say like all the dirt coming out like what they have going on is Happy exactly I don't know
5:08 like I'm so scared to ruin this oh yeah right because whatever's happening here the other person doesn't know and they're in happiness so why would I insert myself yeah that's fine but the cheating and murder are different though right the same thing they're adjacent I think the same thing pain and pleasure than ████ exactly you know I don't really know if she's into kinky knife play I think that's an alibi oops got a little horny yeah yeah yeah one Alibis normally exonerate you from the crime no but then for her it's like your honor it was an accident we were having nice play sex that's right we should have followed my two stabs that's all you get back it's not so she's not saying it's accident she's she's uh woefully admitting that she stabbed them 22 times in his sleep oh he was oh it wasn't even sexual oh my God what also but she's
5:59 the life sexual ████ comes in it may have been one way sexual whoa but not for him wait so they haven't done that before no they they do knife play but they don't do stab you in your sleep that shouldn't count as knife play okay well that just sounds like an angry girlfriend because you cheated on her could be oh she didn't say though the only thing is that she giggled and she said I did it yeah that's ████ up anybody who's giggling after murdering somebody's like that that's ████ yeah you next and if she says it that way doesn't it sound like maybe prior they had disgusted already yeah like this is my fantasy and I've always wanted to fulfill it right so she's like when she goes like I did the you know by the way I forgot to tell you guys she's got her wall covered in photos of serial killers okay okay so she's got Dahmer she's yeah so yeah you call the cops on her and ████ lock her ass up yeah dude and then open shut case yeah and when the guy gets buried you also call him an
6:50 idiot he's like you ████ dummy if you see ████ Jeffrey Dahmer on the wall and you're like oh maybe I should stay ████ idiot I mean rest in peace homie I'm sorry you passed that's kind of on me Jeffrey Dahmer yeah that kind of proves how guys will do anything for ████ yeah that's true that's like oh my God but she actually she's so hot that ████ is so good and then also I'm imagining the friend too like if she was like I did it haha then maybe she's already told the friend but then the friends probably like oh like you wanna you wanna kill your boyfriend you're so crazy yeah maybe it's like you don't think they're serious yeah like what are you gonna really do you're not gonna you're definitely not gonna snitch if they just say it and they haven't done it right so you're also going to be like oh you're you're crazy and then it happens it's like okay that all right I gotta call the cops because at this point I feel like oh she's just a cosplay fan girl you know she likes she
7:40 likes all this ████ she's into serial killers if it's like cheating I'm I'm not stitching like if it's really uncomfortable or if it's close to home or the chicks my a friend as well I'm like I'm walking away from that like that I'm not but I'm not snitching right but and it's not even if it's murder I'm like dude how bad of a crime does your homie have to do to make snitching okay I don't give a ████ it murder no murders if I'm cheating on Hannah and you don't snitch on me I'm gonna ████ you up explain this logic so how does he win ever dude this will the entire ████ time he's always like rats are worse anybody who's thinking snitches dead man why why is that the case how come cause man [Laughter]
8:47 okay well if it's on camera then I'm exonerated but point is we're good and the only other time on a situation like that is like maybe if like my homie was maybe like dating my sister or something like that like if it's like happening to my blood and my family then I'm like you ████ up like you crossed up is your sister really attractive she's absolutely beautiful ████ fine dude like I was like but Steve Green sister oh my God she's different though she's like Pamela Anderson wait Steve says yeah dude how old is she I don't know she's so hot though that Steve was like yo I should have been on the ████ Lannister Steve gets jealous when we're like checking it out she's like don't ████ check She's mine anyways let's focus on the murder yeah so uh Geico no guy code for this ████ murderer though Geico well they're girls
9:38 so of course Geico doesn't count that's why she's rat knock I don't know this guy looked like a vampire maybe she was just checking to see he's like no I'm just kidding recipe song I was like you didn't get the heart it just really hurts what is that silver yeah I don't know that's that's all that happened man died in the end it was really good looking though [Music]
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