0:00 Wait, you're with people? >> No. >> I'm watching Friends. >> Okay. Okay. I don't know. You're not that funny. >> See, >> there it is. >> That's it. All right. >> Okay. Love you. >> Damn. She's >> Bart. Say bye. >> No, she doesn't deserve it. [Music] Have you guys ever heard of uh choo choo trains? >> Of choo choo trains? What are your top 10 choo choo trains? Go. >> I like the choo choo and the >> dude. It's pretty good. Um, you guys know the idea of like uh how some guys get mad when uh another guy's making their girl laugh. >> Really? >> Oh, okay. I know what you're talking about.
0:51 >> That's funny. It goes both ways. So you guys are both like it's a foreign feeling. You don't even know what that's like. >> Or if a girl is with the dude and the other girl's making the guy laugh extra too and the girl's like, "Wait, what the >> she making you laugh too much? What's going on?" >> Cuz laughing is like an automatic connection. I think that's why. >> Have you guys ever You never felt that one time in your life. >> I don't think I've been around anyone that was funnier than me. >> I knew you were going to say that. I freaking knew you were going to say that. >> Joel, I'm going to be on the same boat as you, my brother. >> Oh, please. >> All right. with two funny guys. Who's who she laughing more at? >> Your wives are probably holding their laughter so hard around other guys. >> No. >> You know what? I think my my dynamic now is the opposite >> cuz she probably so tired of my ████ >> Like she'll like watch something or whatever or a standup comedian oring Tik
1:42 Tok or whatever and she's laughing at like what the makes you laugh. Goding damn it. Do you try to like make her laugh though? Do you try to >> all the time and then she gets mad at him? That's hard to >> It's hard to make you laugh at you more. >> Um I think it takes more out cuz she's so used to my ████ I think >> you need to come up with new >> cuz I I like to ████ around, you know, so I ████ around all day long and then Ta ████ around all day long too. She's probably more amused by his stuff and his stuff is constantly evolving. >> Yeah. >> Mine is probably >> Do Can you remember the last thing you did to make Gio laugh? like actually really laugh >> actually make her really >> like where the J A J a ja da da >> maybe when she's like washing dishes and I like stick my finger in her butthole go peekaboo >> oh my gosh >> she she laughs a really long time after
2:34 that >> no I'm trying to but the reaction >> a long time >> no she's like >> she has to stop watching >> afterwards afterwards she's she's probably like what the ████ are you doing or whatever she socks me or But like, have you ever made her crack up like lately with something you've just said? Like purely verbal? >> Purely verbal. >> No. No prop comedy or slapstick. >> No buttholes. >> No touching. >> Even the skits I write, like I'll write certain skits, right, for my IG and I'm like, "Hey, what do you think about this?" And the most I get from her, like she'll like, >> "What the hell?" >> I'm like, "Dude, that was a pretty funny idea. You don't think that's that funny?" All right. I'm like, damn, she ████ tired. >> Do you want me to call her right now?
3:24 >> Hey. All right. Call her and you win if you can make her truly laugh. >> I'm just going to ask her what was the last thing that I did that made her laugh. >> Oh, you don't want to actually make her laugh? >> I don't know. It's too hard. >> It's getting harder these days. >> Hello. >> Hey, babe. Are you busy? >> You're >> No. >> Okay. What was the last thing I did or said that made you laugh really hard? >> The last thing you said that made >> said or did >> um ████ >> I don't know. >> See? >> Damn. >> So, you're not funny. >> Wait, you're with people? >> No. >> I'm watching Friends. >> Okay. Okay. I don't know. You're not that funny. See,
4:15 >> there it is. >> That's it. All right. >> Okay. Love you. >> Damn. She was >> Bart, say it back. >> No, she doesn't deserve it. >> Bart, say it back. >> Wow. He said >> mine's the opposite. Anybody can make her laugh. And I'll just be sitting there. the ████ Amazon delivery guy can make are like, >> "Shut up." >> And I'm like, he's just delivering packages. [Music] >> Stupid. >> Do you remember the last thing he said today that made you laugh >> today? No. The last thing he made me really laugh was we were in the car and we started laughing at a guy's forehead. [Laughter] >> There was a different guy's forehead.
5:05 Oh, that this ████ when he went like this, his forehead was flat like this, >> like a slope. >> It looked like a rat looking triangle head. >> Yeah. Like Bert and Ernie like Bert or And you're both You're both just cracking up at it. >> He looked like a ████ you know, when they shaped the cone head for like a Peruvian prince. >> But it was like the shock of it that just >> Yeah. We're like, "What the f███?" >> He was like walking towards then he turned. Oh, and then he turned >> and then we just died laughing. >> And I was like, "Look at that flathead." Like, "Someone shaped the ████ out of that thing." >> That was the last thing that made me >> burst out laughing. >> Yeah, but I didn't do that. He made you do that. I'm jealous as ████ >> No, but what what was funny was that we both looked at each other. We both looked at him and went >> and it was like our reaction.
5:55 >> Yeah. It's like a telepathic connection. We're like, "How does a head get that kind of shape?" Like it was like it was like straight down like this. >> That is great when you're on the same page and you can make eye contact with someone and you're like you guys just saw the same thing. >> Oh, it was funny. >> Mhm. >> You know what's funny too is that like so you're both pretty secure that like you probably don't make your wives laugh that much, right? But it doesn't affect you at all if another person does, right? >> It seems to piss Bart off. >> Yeah. steaming watching the J.R. Guzman show and Jason Chenny. They're all on stage and I'm looking over and I'm like, I see you ████ laughing and ████ >> I think also we've been in the industry of laughter. >> Yeah. >> So, I think we >> we understand the difference between
6:46 funny laughter and then connection laughter. >> Oh, okay. >> Right. I think connection laughter is the part where people get >> I want to ████ you. >> Yeah. They get insecure about or they're like, wait, what the ████ Like why are you guys ████ having such a good time? >> I just wondered where that changes cuz I feel like most guys when you're like an immature like idiot, you kind of have that built in already a little bit. When another guy's making your girl laugh, you get a you get like a a notification almost. You know what I mean? Like but then like as you get older it dissipates and and you just don't give a ████ I think because of the security of the relationship. >> Is it purely just secure? Cuz when you're young I feel like she could get stolen at any moment. She could and then you're just constantly like >> she'll be stolen. Well, it's not even stolen. She could just lose interest. So, you got to be in your aame cuz when you're younger, I think subconsciously we know how fickle young people are.
7:37 Like I'm like, I could lose interest tomorrow. So, that means she can lose interest tomorrow. If I'm not entertain, he's more entertaining than me. And I think you're constantly like insecure of like cuz I mean at that point a long relationship is a year, right? So, like if you made it a year in when you're a teenager or whatever, you're like, "Man, that's a long-term relationship. You guys are like married, you know?" But then the older you get, you you're in relationships that are 3, four, 5 years plus, and then you're like, "Man, she ain't going nowhere." >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? >> Don't let that happen again with vp.net. It's the only VPN that can't spy on you. Every other VPN can technically see what you're browsing, and you just have to trust that they won't leak or sell your data. VP.NET's hardware separates your
8:28 identity and traffic patterns. >> This makes it physically impossible to monitor you. >> To have true complete privacy, sign up with vp.net/jk news like this link in the description below. Yeah. Be privacies, baby. >> Dude, I still get jealous, but not over stuff like that. >> What do you get jealous of? >> I get jealous if he calls another woman useful. >> Useful. Do you call women useful? >> No. But if I'm like, she's a useless hoe. I just had sex with her. She's like, "Oh, that's okay." >> Yeah. It's like if someone does something and he's like, "She was so good. She helped out with this. It was super helpful." >> Like a like the insurance agent for your >> literally any I think it's cuz I'm like very acts of service. So if I see anybody else, I can feel it in me being like, >> I can't have an assistant. >> Is she more helpful than me? Am I not doing enough for you? Like
9:18 >> what if you went to the doctor? Oh, she was so good. She prescribed the right medication. >> He's not going to a female doctor. We're not doing that. >> Men only. >> That might be more of a threat, though. >> I'm so sexy. >> A sexy male urologist. >> Yeah, I'm more jealous than he is. >> Dude, that's a pretty funny thing, huh? She gets jealous of them. >> Do you think there are any like mega hot urologists out there? >> Probably >> better women. >> That are guys. >> Oh. >> Oh. Oh. For sure. >> Too stressed out, man. >> No, I don't think so. >> Stressed out. >> Gray hair. Don't give a ████ They just glad they have that. >> Yeah. You see dick all day? >> Why would you choose that specialty? >> That's what I always wanted. >> I think those are leftover doctors. >> I think those are the doctors. >> I just felt those were like maybe those are doctors that were like they saw the pocket and that a specialist made that much in this area. They're like, they
10:08 were like, "Oh, dude, that's easy." >> Cuz you know, I had a urologist for cuz I got circumcised at 12. So, I had to see this guy. >> And >> you got circumcised at 12? >> Yeah. >> Oh, no. >> Yeah. It's basically like uh being born again. >> At least you could be Jewish now. >> Yeah, I can. That's true. >> But yeah, this guy was I thought he was creepy the whole time. >> Oh, I usually get the babies, but you >> Well, cuz they have to touch you so much. They have to just be like, "Was he like, >> "Yeah, they have to touch it. They have to cut it." >> Jesus. >> Yeah, they touch it a lot. And >> they're like touching it like And he would get really close to my face while touching it and I'm like, "Why your face?" He's all like, >> "Did you choose to have a son at this age?" Like, were you like, "You know what? I'm 12. I deserve." >> My My parents asked me if I if I still wanted to get it done, and I was like, "Yeah." And they said, "Well, you better
10:59 do it now cuz it's going to get more difficult if you wait." >> They should have said that 12 years ago. That's what I mean. Yeah, they for no reason they just didn't do it. >> Dang. >> They had no reason why. But then anyway, like that's where I'm like I was like are there any non creepy religious I could pick? Cuz this guy's crazy. >> Damn, they hung you for that. >> Maybe that was his passion. >> Yeah. >> He's like a baby dick. But >> I've never seen one your age. >> Yeah, that's nasty. >> It's easily babies or old men. I think that's more traumatizing than the actual surgery is like that you have to be touched by this dude like every time. >> That's crazy. Yeah, >> that s███'s crazy. >> How many consultations do you need before you uh >> quite a bit? >> What? >> Yeah, because it wasn't >> changes. >> Well, no, cuz it wasn't a normal it wasn't a normal thing like uh it's a it's like a crazy story, but basically
11:50 because I I went in there for this circumcision um examination because this fool was hell of touching me. Hella. He found out that I had an extra like growth that needed to be taken out. >> So, you need extra >> What if you had something different? He goes, "What the ████ is I never felt this? What is this? What the ████ What the What the ████ dude?" >> Yeah. He's like, "Turn your head and come." And he goes, "Did you know you have a third ball sack?" >> It was very similar to that. He felt this thing. >> Maybe that's why he had to feel it so much cuz he was like, "I never felt this s███." >> Yeah. He felt something in my sack and it was like a extra like almost like a tumor thing that if he if they left it I would have become st >> he wasn't jacking you off. He was just like this is different and he's like I got to make sure.
12:40 >> So then I had to keep coming back. Yeah. I had to come back and then they would check the growth >> and Ryan's like oh I'm getting too hard. This is traum this is traumatic. >> Honestly that was a thought like sometimes you know you when you're 12 you get random voters and if I got one before he walked in I was like ████ me. I started socking my dick. I was like, "No, please God, help." I was supposed to think I'm so gay. Damn. >> He actually thinks you're creepy. >> He's I saw him on the camera sucking his dick. >> Yeah. No, that's a crazy story. I didn't mean to have to tell that story during this. >> Sorry. I'm sorry. No. >> A lot of ding-ding talk. >> Ding ding talk. Yeah. But um but yeah, I thought it was interesting because you know the whole like getting mad. I had a friend that got really mad when uh when one of our friends was making his girl laugh. had nothing to do with anything, but uh he had that reaction. I thought it was so old school. And then I
13:32 remembered like, you know, the whole thing about uh how it's like a clue in some ways. And then I'll never forget that like one of my exes that you know uh right around the time that we were about to break up, she was like we had went out to this like this bar or something and then she like met a mutual friend and like he was making her laugh so much and I was like, "Oh damn, this would be perfect. This would be like one of those things where he that' probably be like the guy that steals her away or some s███." And then we broke up by our own accord or whatever. And that was the first dude she hooked up with after >> stop it. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, "Oh, interesting." >> Wow. >> Cuz laughter makes connections. >> Yeah. I really >> scary. >> And she did that thing where like uh you know when you're like messing around and
14:23 you like take a guy's hat and you >> Oh, that's the move. That's the move. >> Yeah. It's that ████ I'm like, "Oh, interesting." thing. It had all the like features of of that. >> They were flirting. >> Do you think girls would still do that at this age? >> No. >> Right. I was >> They're like 35, >> right? >> Probably not. >> Imagine someone does that like you ████ you 12 >> like late 20s or something. Yeah. >> Yeah. I thought it was pretty funny. >> Yeah. When girls steal items of your things and want to wear it, that's a clear sign of like I'm flirting. >> Yeah. >> That's basically us asking you out. >> Yeah. >> You know what I But then I feel like as you get older, even beyond that age, it's like it's inconsequential anyway. It's like, oh, if you're going to leave for any reason, then cool. Like, >> it's not meant to be. I think. Yeah. It's it's like you get secure, but then you also get like, ah, ████ it. >> That's true.
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