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A Croc Was Terrorizing This Australian Town, So Residents Ate It

#duck#crocodile#cutbeef#froglegs#turkey
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0:00 you know what else I don't like is duck I know you guys are duck is good dude with duck all day have you guys ever had it with the the White Steam buns I would try it we did go eat duck though with you I know I don't like it wow the word duck stomach already what's your favorite cut of beef then everybody favorite cut of beef New York New [Music] York so there's a crocodile in exactly that's what I would do if there's a crocodile around me is it dunde in an Australian town there was a crocodile and it was ter terrorizing all these people terrorizing that ████ up yeah crocodile terrorizing the ████ no it was terrorizing the town oh okay the Town it was eating pets it was chasing

0:51 kids it was harassing people oh no this thing was 11 ft long Jes holy sh you know they don't um die age is that right they just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger but what kills them is attacked whatever all kinds of other ████ yeah they never die of old age nope they can live if no one they they can live forever they can live like hundreds of years I think W they could get just they just get bigger and hundreds of years serious yeah the old no the oldest one is like I think 900 years old there's like turtles 950 years old and Caitlyn Clark made how many points in 62,000 I corrected it I corrected it jellyfish live forever right bad I was 9,000 points off I hope they do they they're nothing they're just some jellyfish can keep living forever dude

1:42 they're just a piece of thing in the ocean like like the immortal jellyfish yeah yeah they've probably seen it all so this particular cocodile if they could see theyve seen it all they can't even see but they can feel so what they did is they shot the Croc after deeming it they significant risk to the community they should have bingot that thing and then they had a party and roasted it they ate it it was petty it's personal at least don't yeah don't put it to a waste yeah but that's good right cuz Croc meat's good meat them yeah tastes like chicken that's what they say you guys had just straight up crocodile I've never had I had fried crocodile and it tastes like chicken but if you fry anything it's good I had a crocodile uh sausage and uh New Orleans was very good I had a crocodile rattlesnake sausage did you guys have crocodile mile no was that I

2:34 had crocodile Mile in my neighborhood yeah some kid had it it's like slip and slide but it's just a different version with a crocodile's mouth with a crocod mouth you SL I always see the commercials I never got to partake in Florida it killed like 12 kids cuz they thought there were a lot of fatalities there was actually a crocodile the end was actually sometimes there was into the swamp dude you guys ever see uh Barbecue Pit Boys on YouTube no so they're just these Southern dudes that just get down on these like barbecue freaking videos right and one of them they had a whole ████ crocodile and what they did is they they kept the head they kept the tail and then they just skin the rest of it so they have just little ████ crocodile arms and everything they season the ████ out of this thing and they put it in like those big ass smokers that have that are made out of like drum cans yeah yeah yeah

3:24 they just crocodile the whole thing and I was like what the ████ or maybe it's alligator I don't know I can't I can't tell the difference probably for like at least 24 like it was like yeah long thing and then they're just they're teaching I was like at what point will anyone if you're not in Florida have the opportunity to do this but they're doing a tutorial and I was like what the ████ like see that's some like South ████ did it look good when they ate it at the end yeah I mean anything seasoned and smoked I just like I'm so curious what that tast that bright red I'm like oh my God so much familiar flavors that it'll be good to it's like a it looked like Cajun like red seasoning dude Cajun Cajun seasoning cuz I saw this I saw this cooking I saw this cooking thing of these fools chopped up some um iguanas

4:15 iard those are kind of and I didn't look appetizing cuz you saw the claws and ████ yeah I think it was like in Ecuador or whatever they would like climb a tree Florida grab a ████ and then you just see like the head and the and they was just in some kind of stew and some kind of stew and then you're and then he was like M and I'm like oh I don't know about that sure wasn't that Chinese girl who be making that crazy ████ no this was like some South American is that the Chinese girl who be eating like dildo clams they look like he he ate a ████ shark with arms reptiles and amphibians don't look that good to me like I've had frog but I never go o give me that craves frog I don't think so you know who got frog ████ bak and all a little I not Little Caesars Caesar pal secret menu in the back they have salt

5:07 and pepper frog legs just the whole pile of them I was like what the ████ do they look like frog legs like the way that frog legs look like frog legs but yeah they don't have the Frog bodies just frog legs the frog legs are enough for me to I'm good but they were good though they were actually I was like I got to try this they just look like chicken wings to me that's kind of what I'm imagine no they look like frog laes to me yeah it's funny it's funny how they don't look like chicken wings at all actually I'm good but they tasted good though they're very good what do they taste like the way they made it was like a like a Chinese seasoning and it was really good it kind of does look like chicken wings a little bit yeah I don't know about that brother like chicken wing but I was crazy I saw at the Bing I was like whoo that's nuts I honestly think we don't need to be eating everything or trying everything we got to eat everything bro heard that no just like yo chicken rice my chick chicken and rice you're not from Hawaii Dude you got to eat everything you got to eat

5:57 geckos and ████ ████ no you don't want to eat geckos no nobody eats just Geckos out there what about snails do youat the French food nobody eats snails like that esar go is pretty fire that's what people say what about spam though you eating spam that's almost F that ████ fire that's almost everything that that's like chicken pork and beef things you're eating everything you're eating bees in there have you guys ever the es cargo at uh seavoy I've had es cargo at seavoy is really good dude really wow it's just it's cuz dude they put it in garlic parsley butter I got to be in the mood foro I got to be bro on on a piece it tastes like a clam you know what else I don't like is duck I know you guys are duck is good dude I like Duck more than chicken Duck's good dude I like Duck way more than chicken listen dude I don't like Trum 2024 you don't like Chinese duck Chinese

6:49 duck with the crispy skin I ████ with duck all have you guys ever had it with the the wh steam buns with the hoiston sauce and the crispy duck brother if you any duck you have to try it that way I would try it because it's there's nothing like it's all crispy and like we did go eat duck though with you I know I don't like it wow yeah I mean I can eat it but I don't like it I just had duck with you guys again it's probably too gamey it's not it's just it tastes the word like meat to me the word the word duck stomach already it tastes like it tastes like an impossible Burger dude really oh that's funny okay all right tastes sweet or something I'm just like yo what the ████ my duck tastes like a very flavorful chicken yeah I rather have duck than chicken there is a there is a a little stall at

7:39 the Thai market like next to barbell in the weekends there's a fried chicken stall they make the fried chicken like Thai style and it comes out to almost resemble crispy duck but it's chicken so you know like it has that thin crackly skin for some reason it's so bomb you could do that in your air fryer the way you get some no try it I'm telling you it's brother let me tell you br br bre that you put in your air fryer you put skin side up and you put a little seasoning with soy sauce with sugar on it brother it crackles and it's wonderful interesting wonderful dude I'll send you a link I'll send you I like Duck more than I'm blocking you from links I like I like Duck more than turkey you guys like turkey more than likes turkey that's people do that it's performative eating it's at least not informative eating I think that's for

8:30 clout bro that's for clout turkeyy is not offensive to eat but it's not like oh I can't wait to eat this yeah you know what I'm always disappointed by getting Turkey Leg like at a fair I like a turkey it looks better than it tastes turkey leg at Disneyland is banging brother yeah that's it tastes like ham i' rather I'd rather get a corn there's a reason why you don't have to do anything to beef like almost ever but with turkey you got to ████ inject it 17 times cuz it'll dry out yeah sus generally sucks and you have to like nail it to make it taste do have to do a perfect beef is so ████ good beef is the bomb beef is number one can we agree beef is number one somebody having to like say that yo but uh turkey I have to eat it with Sriracha Sriracha tastes good

9:21 flavor that's why they do gravy that's why e turkey so flavorous when is the time that you could eat beef with like really with nothing on it at all like no salt like a steak a steak Yeah Yeah but like just any steak Oh you mean like no seasoning just just me like have you had a like a beef quality that's so good that I just I just had one well I don't know about that I think you always need salt though butter at least you know and why not make it a little bit better but it's not that much it's not that much if I'm forced to not use anything if I can do it on fire that's that that work oh yeah cuz then I yeah I had some flaming Yon and then I I was too lazy to like put anything on it so I just grilled it really quick and then when I tasted I was like oh this is actually pretty good without any flavor caveman style what's your favorite what's your favorite cut of beef then everybody favorite cut of

10:12 beef New York New York New York's your favorite number one which one oh of course you short rib K short rib what about yours what's yours uh if it's a steak it's a rib by if it's Shabu Shabu it's chuck oh Chuck you can't be Chuck dude favorite cut of beef I can't even make it but it's p like the Brazilian brother okay you know what is that flap no it's so you can go to okay you can go to Costco and ask for the the sirloin uh roast and it's p and it's it's $7 a pound dude it's one of the cheapest Cuts you can get and then you just get a Costco you just have to cut it yourself brother I'm about to go tomorrow I can't that's my favorite that that was my ████ answer dude prime rib end cut you ever had that which one it's a prime rib but it's the one at the end so it's

11:02 like you have the outside as well outside is huge the ass it's basically cow ass

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