0:00 you know how like they all uh hired their friends and family yeah Asian businesses so it goes hey you you beat a lookout okay I want to be the lookout now you're gonna have to cut out after her like why do I have to cut her legs and you want to help me kill somebody or buy a beer okay [Music] all right so this has been uh some fairly big news that's been going around anybody recognize the name Abby Choi tin Fung no how many names does she have that's that's a lot right Abby Choi tin Fung sound like a dumpling place it does she's a 20 year old socialite and mother of four who went missing on Tuesday two weeks ago what makes her socialize she a rich Chinese person I think she's like a model in Hong Kong this is tragic I
0:50 don't know that was my next question actually I thought social life was like those really popular people that throw events and they're just popular and they're like Kim Kardashian Paris Hiltons and ████ it's someone who mingles in the upper tier of circles yeah yeah so um she went missing she was apparently supposed to be uh picking up her child from school at one point and that's when she didn't pick up the child that that was officially like she's missing and stuff like that a few days later uh I guess the the main headline that kind of shocked everybody is that the missing skull of her was found in a pot of soup what the ████ they ate her that sounds really wild but why soup though I does it say in the article yeah yeah why not beef stroganoff what was the flavor um they they deployed like dogs and
1:40 drones and stuff they're they're looking in the cemetery searching in manholes and stuff and police basically couldn't find anything uh wait but how did they find it in a soup somebody must have ate it and be like this tastes like a human and then they found it in the zoo the discovery of her remains in a soup pot answer the question Anthony I'm saying right here it's a spicy it's a spicy Revelation or was the soup bowl a helmet so the skull just fit perfectly right there dude these are again these are the questions these are good questions this is why JK exists you know good question it's not it's not it's not for sure already been covered on every other Outlet right right but people need to come here to get it's a super perspective it's a soup served in like a like a chain Dynasty Warriors helmet you know because they oh okay I was thinking motorcycle helmet they had like plastic and stuff Harley Davidson
2:32 shirts or is it like a witch pot right a big witch pot right a cauldron right where they stir it yeah right they put in like be that frog and ████ and like yeah how did they even find it in the suit it's it's getting there no no we're never gonna get there let's bring back the Qing Dynasty element because that's not a Harley-Davidson who ate the soup police found the least police found toys dismembered legs in a refrigerator and her belongings including credit cards and ID card at a village house on the outskirts of the city three days after she failed to pick up her child from school Chinese it's a Chinese cannibal so it's in all different places apparently it's in different places yeah officers collected evidence including a meat grinder and
3:22 Cleavers an electric saw black raincoats gloves face Shields and two pots containing What were later confirmed to be human tissue and they weren't helmets right uh I'm still looking we're looking into that we might we might get into that we asked Harley Davidson for comments and they haven't yet helmets Harley-Davidson in China so maybe they do so we've been looking at the wrong helmet company Triumph how about Triumph all right uh police said they believe the murder was carefully plotted because the walls and windows of the apartment were also covered in tarp and the apartment was rented just weeks ago by choice former father-in-law AKA uh the ex-husband's dad Troy's ex-husband Alex Quang was not Resurrection uh was arrested at a pier on Saturday what you say his name after that dude
4:12 that's what you get for working here when he was allegedly trying to flee the City by boat carrying 64 000 US dollars in cash and Patek Philippe watches worth more than 510 000 that just sounds like a champion dude going on vacation let me see those watches that doesn't sound like fleeing his brother was also the chauffeur at the time who also got arrested and the three men were jointly charged with one count of murder Choice ex-mother-in-law who was allegedly aware of the plot was also charged with perverting the course of justice so she lied on their behalf so they planned to kill her or was it a a ritual to eat her I don't actually think they weren't trying to either they were trying to hide the body yeah I think they were dismembering the like parts and trying to figure different ways to they're trying to dissolve because it sounded like some black market human food why why were they trying to kill her is
5:03 it uh for money like they were trying to steal her money or like what's the motive do we know yeah they said it's a she complained too much it's a dispute from they got after they got divorced there was like some luxury properties that were joint owned or something so they they wanted control of it yeah the police the police superintendent said we believe the victim and her ex-husband's family had many Financial disputes involving huge sums someone was dissatisfied with how the victim handled her assets yeah so you got to kill them if that happens you know yeah yeah yeah you gotta get those assets back it's business yeah still I'm still trying to see what kind of helmet yeah they went through that plot like the whole family plotted to kill her that's crazy that's a tight family huh think about it this is Hong Kong right this is
5:53 Hong Kong and you own the land to the only Ikea in Hong Kong right that's ████ money right there and then you got this stupid ass ████ that married into your family she's not even a part of your family and but she has like a piece of that property she's cleaning you out yeah you ain't getting no Ikea for me fool do they own IQs I like empathizing with the murders right away because they say they own a bunch of Kirkland companies it's just it's just crazy that in American news like if a family did this and they show the photo it's like oh of course they did they look like losers but then here these are like Elite social people that are pulling like dismemberments all of them are social lights it sounds like it it sounds like they're all well off they're in the game but they're pulling they're so well ████ yeah why didn't they just hire assassin exactly
6:43 pay somebody off I know there's got to be somebody right there maybe was a need for suffering to be involved there's nothing on taobao you can get for this well maybe that's because Asians are all they like to work their own business they're too Hands-On like yeah everything's family big man exactly because if everything's about money to this family and they're like how much is an assassin a hundred grand ████ that I do it myself own helmet at home and then you know how like they all hired their friends and family yeah Asian businesses so it goes hey you you beat a lookout okay I want to be the lookout now you're gonna have to cut out after her like what do I cut a legs like
7:35 everyone's like that's some like mob ████ you want to help me kill somebody or buy a beer okay better [Laughter] police bad days searching for missing body parts only to find the skull in a pot from the initial crime scene at the village house that's great they found the skull with the with hair attached several ribs and human tissue that they believe belong to the victim inside a large pot of soup alongside radishes more human bones were also found in a second smaller pot why were they gonna eat her dude explaining why they did not locate the school earlier they said the pot was filled with liquid and covered in layers of coagulated fat oh so you think they're preserving it like pickling human oh my God because I don't know if they had that part just sounds like they're actually gonna sell it in the black market or something it sounds like it
8:25 sounds like the the fact they have a meat grinder kind of looks like they're trying to pass it off as like maybe they're trying to dispose of it as meat yeah so people don't think like oh that was a yeah if we cook the meat then maybe it's no longer and you just throw it away that way it also sounds like they've done it before like they tarp the windows they have black oh I know the experience kind of or they just watch movies and they just try to be like semi-sensible with something insensible you know what I mean like yeah I don't mean to be racist but then like um any time I go to I love after we were just going it's okay they're Chinese but I'm very sensitive about Italians I don't want to hurt Italians right so when I go to the Italian butcher um they have so many delicious meats and I love the bratwurst is that right is it
9:16 racist to say that they have buried stirring but they have Italian sausages God damn it ████ salami and all but there's sometimes when I'm eating one I'm wondering if I'm eating a mob member wow yeah when you eat like a Italian sub right and you go and you go you know what if someone what if it's veto yeah what if they assassinated someone in the back grounded up their meat and got into the ████ sausages and I'm eating a real live ████ member of the corleones right now they always dismember Mafia people and send them to all the Quiznos yeah that's why that's why the dude in the front's like for Joey you get a special cut yeah see we're gonna give you a special question what if one of us what if we ate human before we didn't even know damn I bet there's a shot I've never thought I've
10:07 never thought of that I don't think I have I don't think Chinese butchers you know what you're getting because when you go to ████ the place that's a hanging duck not a hanging human right but that's the thing is isn't that culturally the reason why they hang Ducks is because before they used to cut up anything random and try to sell yeah and then now it's like no no I want thought you have to show me the top yeah you see take it off the rack that's why I like that because it's a ████ pig you know it's a pig right it's not Pig and fat Joni or whatever it is it's just but they could just have the pig there and put human inside the pig feed the human to the pig Everybody Eats the pig now you're exposing them well I'd rather do that I'm sure there's worse things we've eaten Than People anyway man I had yoshinoy and Alvarado once that might be human based those broccolis are neon is does anybody ever question the vegetables they're ████ neon they boil it it keeps the color
10:57 it's it's just yeah when you open the Starfall box of the sound my food's talking to me [Music]
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