0:00 [Music] how many what's the percent of american children that believe hot dogs are vegetables five the stupidest percent can be high right better not be more than like 35. one digit five percent anyone born after 20 like 17 who have had like the beyond meets maybe they'll think that so they're four years old i think like maybe like a small percentage like maybe uh five percent of kids now i say 25 holy ████ that's high any kid that thinks it's a ████ vegetable should get a kick to the stomach dude or are all of the hot dogs that are available at like their school cafeterias like approved to be like beyond meat or something so
0:50 there there is like a whole movement oh wait till you hear the results i'm actually waiting to get the rest of it oh enough though i've actually ate uh veggie hot dogs veggie burgers because uh our religion yeah yeah it's it's it's it preaches against eating free of sin then which is which one the seventh-day adventist okay it's free of sin it's free of sin right sin free eating sin free hot dogs the chicken is better without sin modern day salvation sausage salvation unfortunately it's going to be like 40 it is 40 are you ████ 40 40 percent you were lower than that where believe that that's a lot of kicking on my head to do man uh that's a lot of guys joe a lot of doc martens to the gun you're gonna outsource these kicks bro i gotta go to thailand and hire some more thai dudes man just kicking the
1:41 ████ has to be a professional i gotta come come over right now man ████ he's he could probably kick like 20 kids in like 10 seconds what motivation does it what's the point of a parent telling a kid that a sausage is a vegetable because they probably don't know they just interviewed the kids and then um the kids believed that hot dogs come from plants forty percent and more than forty six percent thought that french fries were a type of animal they thought french fries wait how old are these how old are they it doesn't say okay they're probably like three just as they're children if they're three you know what is it because they watch those cartoons and they see those ████ hot dog corn dog plants yeah and they have like yeah and then they pull the corn dog and they eat it they're like that's not a hot dog have you seen those plants in real life yeah with the cattail things yeah yeah yeah yeah hot dogs the
2:31 corn dog yeah corn dogs corn dog plants so this is basically part of how we've disassociated um food with ourselves you know due to truth and education with kids that too but you know kids aren't seeing where this stuff's coming from like for for example 41 were unable to correctly pinpoint that bacon comes from an animal at all they didn't even know we just we just got dumb ass kids though what are the ages of the kids like are they like is it 17 and under so the ages between four and seven oh okay yeah and it's 176 kids from uh around america you know what's funny um there was this like chef that went around and uh all over uk and he was trying to teach like kids how like where their food comes from and then like try to be more plant-based or whatever right and then so they took the kids to
3:22 you know see the processing of meat like from where they're raised butchering all this stuff and at the end you know all the uk kids were just like grossed out they didn't want to ████ eat it or whatever right he tried to do the same show in america but had completely different results no like they did the whole thing they went to the farm the ████ petting zoo all this stuff right they ████ um you know got ready to eat hamburgers and then the kids were like yeah and they just went to town with it they're like ████ it just don't associate me with ████ butchering and all that ████ it's like when i go to the mission chips thing at disney and i'm like man i can't wait to eat some ████ mission chips after this ████ but it's less visceral i guess wait what do they do with the mission they do visceral they do tours of how they make tortillas yeah they show you how to make the chips dude they show you how to make the potatoes yeah they show you the whole thing first
4:12 off first time watching super size me i hella wanted big macs and stuff afterwards oh of course yeah let's be hungry right dude yesterday when we were talking about mcdonald's it took me everything to not pull into a drive-through like i was really like it took everything from what's your moving mcdonald's oh dude i do probably like a maybe a big mac or a quarter pounder depending on how i'm feeling and then i'll do side of nugs chicken nuggies and then fries and then maybe like a mcchicken what's your choice of nugget sauce sweet and sour good one yeah you know and then sometimes if it's on a friday i go fillet fish that's weird i have to counter your point mustard's good hot mustard is very good how much is very good but yeah uh food education is not very strong i had a friend years ago and i actually got into an argument with him because i was like dude mcdonald's hot monsters what's up he's like that's not real he's like that doesn't exist wait they
5:02 don't have they do for the ████ nuggets right no he's a ████ ████ yeah he didn't have it in his region so he didn't believe in it yeah because he's from boston and he beat the ████ out of him yeah i did i killed him chowder in a little tin how good said this yeah they get nuggets in a bread bowl their ████ ████ you know in europe they got a bunch of curry sauce for the chicken nuggets at mcdonald's is so bomb oh the sweet chili in singapore yeah that's awesome yeah oh so even chicken nuggets which literally has chicken in the ████ name were categorized as a plant-based food by more than a third of kids wow idiots man they got s█████ ass parents huh i wonder how they asked the questions maybe just didn't get brought up but but i feel like most people in general like they just don't understand what they're eating and kind of i mean that would have to mean you're a kid that doesn't know what a chicken actually is because if you know what chicken nuggets are what do you think's
5:52 in a chicken nugget what if all these kids are trolls yeah oh yeah yeah that could be a tube like vegetables so much ████ smarter than us they're like listening to these idiots reading our stats we got them ████ morons everyone has a different idea of what is healthy but then not knowing where your food comes from that blows my ████ mind dude honestly there's a probably a ████ ton of stuff that i ingest i have no ████ idea where it comes from of course and i like to think that i'm average educated at least so it's like hot cheetos for example i don't actually know what i'm eating that's a whole grain dude that's whole grain that's good for you like what is that what percent do you what it's corn they mash up the corn and they puff it really yeah so it's all corn it's corn
6:42 okay it comes great responsibility bro digest it properly so hold what's [Music] [Laughter] do you guys know what percent of kids think that cotton candy's made out of cotton oh ████ 100 100 uh 65. that's unfair though because when i was in the game also yeah i have to admit yeah i thought it was gone i thought it was cocktail chicken nuggets come from chicken but chicken nuggets don't look like chickens are ████ trolls convince me otherwise they're all ████ get them in here i always honestly assume that like eighty percent yeah yeah yeah 75 yeah cotton i would say 85 98.
7:32 three percent god damn it yeah they said it sounds like some ████ yeah are you ████ with us yeah that's not in here oh you ass if only if only you know what though it's more believable that they would say that it is made out of cotton than chicken nuggets not being chicken yeah yeah for sure for sure for sure because i like i don't even think there was a time i was that ████ dumb you know what i mean like but there were always those crayon eating kids right like is that most of the kids nowadays are they're just cranny eatings no they're they're tide podied yeah very good i was pretty feral and pretty like pretty nuts but then i would still judge the booger eaters though but isn't seven pretty ████ dumb too like seven yeah that's
8:22 pretty dumb you don't know anything four it's understandable because you're still learning about reality and ████ yeah but like you know like i'll ask my niece i'm like what'd you do today and she's like i went to a space and i'm like you didn't go to the ████ space unless she's like some kids are learning today though like coding in class yeah like like actual like elementary school kids are like getting intro to coding and the ideas it's lit yeah that's super cool they don't know what the ████ chicken nuggets are what if is is taika right say some ████ like this is chicken you know like [Laughter] yeah part where you have park yeah but how do you how do y'all feel about like adults that are so uh disassociated with where food comes from or like oh i can't i can't look at an animal before it like dies or anything but they're like willing to eat anything that's peanuts
9:12 that's ████ pita dude grow up dude peter doesn't work on asians ████ they just make us hungrier sure this propaganda video like oh this is where your ████ duck comes from the window statement the end of the documentary all of us are like oh god you guys want to go get some ████ pecking done go eat any animal right now i can go for any animal man i'll go to a ████ aquarium and i'm like i want to go get some sushi after this peter doesn't work on asians as a shirt yeah it really is kind of is we were at home trying to guilt trip us and ████ i'm like ████ you dude just make me hungry we were walking to hawaii and waikiki and these guys had tvs around their necks and they were just holding them and i don't know we were walking by we're like who the ████ are these guys and on the tv it was a
10:02 bunch of chickens getting thrown into i've seen these guys the grinder and nobody gave a ████ dude what's everybody going to do it's ████ hard to watch yeah some people well i've seen some people do that at the mall and then they're like they're like wow there's like a small crowd but over here nobody gave a ████ who cares it's kind of like go home you can't it's hard to do that to immigrant uh generations they're like duff where do you think food comes from but then they're so disconnected with the food they're like dude you know this is what happens it's like yeah this you're eating death you ████ morons that they raise themselves dude don't tell hawaiians that dude they have a ████ pig that they grew from a little cute little piglet and then they have a roast with it like come on dude kick through it and it's at the party where someone graduates they honor it yeah it's the way it goes bro where do you think we get our ████ life from
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