0:00 instead of like football or something like that or boxing if the first games they do is like tesh's castle and everyone's on roids that would be hilarious make it more like yeah there there's space for this right like even Tao will be like Papa how come you're not as buff as The Rock and I'm like oh I want to tell you the real answer but I don't want to ████ ruin your ████ hero it's [Music] steroids so a billionaire Peter teal backs a doping friendly Olympics rival I think that's tight it's about time dude that's about so what is it going to be called The Dope Olympics I don't know I think uh the Olympics right now floating term not official at all but like the enhanced games that' be so sick isn't that your dream like you always wanted to see that yeah I think it's dope that
0:50 there's people that want to compete clean but then also having seen people on gear do stuff you're like but what's the real human potential hop top I want to see the shot put going in the ████ stands dude I'm ready I want to see cyborg they don't adjust the stadium at all I want to see the cyborg Olympics hell yeah so it's like the next level you want to skip this already isn't that like the Paralympics where they're running with like different legs no cuz they're disabled I'm not going to dis faster remember they I'm going to Super able them going to cut off their legs and put robots they accuse them of having unfair Advantage now yeah but that's just the running one you don't see the Downy dudes in the group being like Oh no fair dude one day all sports are going to be played by robots so I can't wait but they have to have a soul there
1:42 was a Genesis game that was like that you know that that era of like Barry Bond and Mark Maguire like did home runs go way down after after they started like testing and stuff they did go down right I don't know home run counts cuz the the biggest one that I understand is in MMA and pride in the at the end of the contract they right before you sign it says we will not test for steroids so you see all these monsters fight back in Pride and then when UFC bought pride and then those Fighters started coming to the UFC you see everyone deflate and you don't see these monsters anymore so it would be cool to see like what would a LeBron equivalent but also on steroid what that ████ look like I would make the argument that how come Hollywood actors are allowed to but no one else is true ████ Alan richon
2:34 speaking of that guy there's no way that guy's not roed he claims he's not who's Alan claims he's not Jack reachers the new Prime show Jack reachers Alan Iverson Alan richson Allan what Rich yeah look up alen Iverson what is the this guy what is the ethics behind using performance enhancing like even steroids all these these things or drugs versus yeah like what's the what's the argument what's the argument against it is it like you're supposed to show Human Excellence without any I think when it's in a yeah competitive sport atmosphere what's considered Fair yes so there has to just be oh like all across the board okay so if you got performing Hing stuff and I'm just like all natural then of course I'm going to be like wolf
3:25 I can't ████ throw it like this guy or whatever you know what I mean plus betting is also a heavy influence and all this ████ so like imagine if um you knew someone was roed out and ████ like that you would probably place a beted on them as more likely to be better at the game than someone else oh odds yeah and I think that's a big big part of it l another big part of it I think is just sponsorships I think that's a big thing cuz where the money's coming from that's all they care about so if like you know weedies can't ████ say that this guy just eats cereal Lance will never be on a box again damn well I mean if that becomes the standard you're going to have a lot of kids juicing cuz they're like well I want to be the top top well you want how about just get a job at all like look at Patrick Mahomes he's just made like he's about to make like ████ $400 million or some ████ like that like that like those contracts are so juicy isn't it worth it to like have an edge on your competitors so you can
4:16 get drafted ████ like that yeah in the fitness Community now there's hella kids juicing cuz now there's a lot of influencers that are young that are 19 I've been ju since I was 16 look at me and you know we're in an immediate gratification generation there's hella kids are like 12 13 14 just jumping on steroids but it is one of those things kind of like what Jared was explaining how there is a safe way to technically do this right yeah but who's going to ████ do the safe when they can do the affordable or quick right yeah and the mindset of inst uh instant gratification people aren't trying to do it the safe way but isn't I mean regardless if there's a safe way isn't that like saying there's a safe way to smoke some cigarettes yes MH cuz you're still smoking no matter what I imported drugs I imported drugs from ████ India for to get Accutane when I was like 30 just to make sure just to clear my skin up for the last time it sealed all my oil
5:06 glands and ████ but man I was down cuz like going to a doctor and getting it that way was way more expensive oh yeah for sure you have to Dallas Buyers Club this ████ so you had an Indian dude with a trench Cod be like do you want to Accutane better I went online and I found a a spot that sent me the you know it's the right it was risky bro but I did my research on it heavily before I bought it and then uh I found enough people who were who who weren't clearly weren't Bots who were real people a lot of Asian people do the skin whitening stuff that way too it's not legal to to buy some of that ████ here you want to be the white yeah wow cuz they don't want to show that they work in the fields you know wow yeah I think I'm for the the league like that I think that's ████ cool but then the aftermath is scary because yeah there's a moral dilemma to that right now you're going to inspiring tons of Youth to
5:57 pretty much go and jump on steroids but if they do this league and like half those dudes ████ die that's not going to inspire anybody to want to do a lot of kids still do it isn't there isn't there also like the the other side of the edge of that sword though where there might be a moral dilemma to that but it's like live an average life until you're like 65 70 or like hit Glory at ████ 40 and maybe you'll die and be a legend you'll be a legend you have ████ tons of money of all the people that died young we love them like if you die sick then it's like well ultimately it's your choice all the all the football players that know that they're going into this situation everybody's getting concussions people are ████ it doesn't stop other musicians from doing drugs same with boxers you know what I mean rockstars exactly it's like you know that this is just a part of the cycle in the culture but like you wouldd rather still be a part of that than like
6:48 Average Joe for lack of a better name look Tom Brady right he took a pay cut to keep to so the Patriots could keep adding skill players and ████ like that and oh I think that paid off a little bit like he he'll he's he's such a legend now seven Super Bowls Fox is paying him like half a billion dollars basically to ████ do 10 years of voice of of um commentary commentary yeah so like because he forged his legend that way took the pay cut then he gets to cash in nonstop did he make an Otani type of Deal or was the pay cut like just an actual pay cut it was I don't know I don't know how it's structured but we know all those guys do do everything though it's just they know how they have a person to help them clock in clock out all that ████ so when they get tested nobody's natural Lance Armstrong did that ████ like like an expert like he had a whole system with
7:40 people and like and it's still C and at the end of the day who are we but ████ the average people who want to be ████ entertained I like that we can just spectate and you know what I'm saying I would I would love to watch it but I also if we had the Japanese culture it' be sick what do you mean cuz Japanese culture they have Pride right no one goes oh you see that ████ where can I get some steroids they know it's entertainment but in America entertainment is life so when you see it they're like ooh I need to go do this to and but that's what makes America America you know what I mean For Better or For Worse that's just like that's our ████ 13-year-olds with erectile dysfunction and ████ but you're also on the side that you're for this type of league and and that's why I'm conflicting What If instead of what if in of you want the entertainment but you
8:31 don't want the the negative effects if if they did instead of like football or something like that or boxing if the first games they do is like tashi's castle and everyone's on roids that'll be hilarious make it more yeah there there's space for this like even Tao will be like Papa how come you're not as buff as The Rock and I'm like oh I want to tell you the real answer but I don't want to ████ ruin your ████ hero it's steroids because I do think that there is a difference likeing these ████ up throwing them in a ring to fight the ████ out of each other you know what I mean verus like he said we want to see aall get the well that's cool yeah there's there's high jump and then there's ████ high jump there's like long you know what I mean we're not even thinking we're not we need to open our minds a little bit imagine you're watching like one of those true Housewives shows and everyone's on roids
9:22 that's like the that would be an incredible imagine watching Power slap on roids oh they already look like they are though would it even be entertainment everybody's knocking people out that' be crazy dude not only are people getting knocked out but hands are getting broken dude we watching ████ Bowlers the bowl doesn't even touch the the ball touch the floor it's like who they have to make it a quarter mile long ████ Lane I would love to see a javelin toss from like the whole rose on Ro all women on roids 2 would be so entertaining to watch let's be realistic or those so if a kid goes I want to be the best ████ basketball player on planet Earth but in order to do this I need to start now I need to take my supplements my
10:14 steroids whatever I'll be like all right and you can't turn back though when you ████ go actually I want to be a scientist ████ no fool you said this ████ at 12 years old or eight or whatever the ████ I'm going to ████ you're going to be sticking with this till you die cuz you're all about Freedom yep there is you know there's such a funny thing about like that idealism right like America is supposed to be the land of opportunity and the free which it is we were talking about this yesterday too right you can come here and you can have dreams just as much as you can ████ fall in the pits and get destroyed but that's also what makes this ████ what it is right like gambler's Paradise which is exactly why I'm like also for something like this like as much as there is that D it's like well we're the land that like allows it to happen just as much as
11:05 it allows you to see that there's a moral dilemma so it's your choice you're like that wasn't a great idea guys it's not like let's hide the moral dilemma about it so we can just be entertained it's like it's clear we'll make movies and documentaries about how it's going to ████ people up and you can watch it when you subscribe to Netflix what's the best roided sports then out of all the sports the best roided sport synchronized swimming out what's the best ones swimm arm wrestling they ripping each other's arms off clean out of the socket I say basketball yeah Roy then everybody can dunk that'd be cool cuz everyone can jump back or you could just lower the rim for WNBA you got to lower for them and give Moon Shoes what's that um what was that one Korean physical 100 yeah I was just thinking about so that was a good example because the most roed out ████ didn't win yeah the guy
11:56 that everyone said was you yeah there's so much to athleticism there's like your IQ your like your coordination yeah there's so much like survivors the fact that the ice climber guy got way farther than like roided up dudes what is the main thing that like people who take roids like actually get they want to be sexy it depends so there's endurance roids there's strength roids there's uh muscle roids there's recovery roids then there should be like literally categories for those things tear it off would you want to see combat in roided out dudes secretly yes like like Pride MMA like that no but like Gladiators with like giant Q-tips I want it's so oh yeah cuz even in uh like the reason why ader the reason why Aderall is illegal in the Olympics is it increases your reaction time wa reaction
12:47 time and hand ey coordination so there's other like when we think about roids we're thinking about anabolic steroids there's a lot of different types of PEDs right so performance enhancing drug someone is is throwing a dart like maybe the the thing to make them better Dart thrower isn't bigger muscles it could be Aderall where he can like or he or she could zoom in into the Bull's Eye like way more let alone it UPS your training regime because you're able to like hella focus and train for long what if a new game is created because of that cuz then right now what if the human like cap is here but with roids and being a cyborg and everything else there's new games that can be played that's what this is right I think it's about taking just the regular games and then having people just do Dr I think that's a part of it but I think that if if there's like a particular type of drug that enhances
13:38 you for a particular thing what's the ████ human highest achievement of that thing okay dud what you a 100 yard field goal you never even have to have the quarterback get on field that' be so crazy that would be insane your quarterback's just on the bench the kickers are the highest they would just make a giant bigger field then you wouldd have to train to like reel it back cuz that s███'s going way too far way too far yeah you You' make a bigger field or the ball would be a bowling ball cuz the record is 65 yard who has that record um ████ his name ████ his name ████ what his name is that's sick 65 yards God damn Roy's in video games oh well that will just make you infinitely yeah but it like goes goes back to like the specific type of yeah Focus those ████ will just start dying again like the Counter-Strike era where they just played until they died dude that'd be sick if they had a Roid Rage like uh
14:29 point system too like if how mad you got they're like oh he's killing it look how pissed he is look why he's about to lose in 4 3 ladies and gentlemen no one has ever been this pissed all the judges have been people that were high experien Roid Rage yeah that' be sick [Music]
// end of tape