0:00 wherever I went I kept hearing Cricket noise dude we're filming the MMA podcast and I'm like I hear crickets and I'm like did anyone hear that and everyone's looking at me like no like I'm ████ crazy dude yeah you said it in this room you kind of looked away and were're smiling a little bit and I was like this must be fing Ryan dude but by day three for three [Music] days welcome back boys we the whole boys all the boys all the [Applause] boys boys you we we all said something different oh ah girls yeah projection projection that was good dude that video has been living in his head yeah well welcome back to
0:52 another episode of the careful boys we're finally all back everybody and great yes you came back from the CCP anon's back China number one guys left us for a month a whole month but way more importantly uh what's this about some sort of prank that Ryan pulled on you dude oh Ryan's causing problems in my ████ household dude he's causing he put gay buer stickers all over our cars all all of ours I thought it was just mine and yours can you explain what was gay about them I put like five of them on his so you want to know which one he put on mine do you have any wait no I don't have anym you guys were all in on it I had pictures of everything you guys let me drive around for like 3 4 days with anybody at you or I felt like people were uh aggressively tailing me yeah dude he ████ did my whole bottom bumper and I
1:42 was like wondering why these cars were slowing down behind me I left it on I said ████ you Ry the best part is that right after right after me and Steve put him on your car you came out and you started talking to us and I've never seen Steve break in my life I couldn't believe how gay the bumper was it was stunning but started he was laughing when you came out and then you went why are you guys laughing and he he broke and he stood in front of the bumper stickers to block them I thought you guys I thought there was a good joke that I missed I was like ████ I lost I missed this good joke I walked out too late I couldn't I couldn't stand sideways in front of the bumper but somehow it worked wait I have a picture no but then I don't I so the the story is that I went on Amazon and I I was just looking at stupid budget pranks and I was like oh I should do like an a episode where I review five of Amazon's cheapest pranks yeah and then I was like
2:33 who I got to test them out though oh I'm do them all on Nick so the five products were the there's I only found four dude did you really one of those are crazy kids for the kids dude one of them said those are crazy I'll send I'll send so one's the gay bumper stickers there's three gay I think some of them said some of them said like driver is gay like that's it they're not even it's not even a regular gay no one knows I'm gay no one knows getting Peg they were all rainbows I heart getting pegged I love gay porn I heart gay porn I heart getting bukkaki whoa that's a that's a crazy one that's a crazy one it comes in a pack of like 15 like they come just Prett already like that we should go to like some crazy red State and just plaster all the cars they're like magnets so you can just like throw them on and they just stick and then the second product was a
3:25 um was a cricket sound it's like this big and it when you turn it on it makes a cricket sound like at random times and it will last for months bro this ████ with me dog I put it in his backpack he put in my backpack I'm sitting here because you suck you have that your ████ car keys in your ████ fanny pack all day and we tried to get them for 2 days straight we're trying to put them in your car you're just doopy doopy doopy and we're like hey Nick you want to go to 7-Eleven maybe take us 7-Eleven real quick and he was like I'm good boys have fun though like can't get this guy but you took your fny pack to the bathroom to take a ████ seat I think you guys got me even worse though because you put it in my backpack so wherever I went I kept hearing Cricket noise wherever I went bro this is in Burbank bro I'm at I'm at a podcast studio in Burbank and I'm like I'm on the dude we're filming the MMA podcast and I'm
4:16 like I hear crickets and I'm like did anyone hear that and everyone's look at me like no like I'm ████ crazy dude Steve looked at me I said yeah you said it in this room and I was like like did anybody hear a cricket and I was like the ████ there's a video where he goes see he in a cricket and me Steve were just like nope bro and you looked at me like you kind of looked away and were're smiling a little bit and I was like this must be ████ Ryan dude but by day three by day three I was for three days do by day three that's actually better I said this can't be Ryan's prank I was like there's no way so I look up what does it mean when you hear cricket noises and say it says you might be having a hard you you know what it tells you it tells you uh you have tentis and I was like what the ████ is tentis bro shooting
5:08 guns with no earplug bro it says bro it says like trauma to the eard drums um intense stress so it's all ████ that I'm like bro I'm going through this almost made you crazy dog no no no you did make me go crazy brother brother I go to I go to Tiff and I'm like babe like I read this thing online and it said I have ttis I keep hearing cricket noises and I think I'm going ████ nuts and she looks at like oh my God we have to schedule a doctor's appointment and I was like I was like ████ I was like I don't want to have to do all that I was like I'm good let me just see how it goes in a couple of days let me just live with the cricket yeah let me just live with this ████ tantis you keep her backpack in the room that you sleep so I don't but I keep it in I keep it in the gym that means that means she never knows she really thinks he has it bro everyone's looking at me like I'm crazy dude so cuz and I'm and I'm and I'm sensitive to it walking down the street he hears the cricket he's like ████ you
5:59 guys you guys hear that that makes you so much more genius because he's like I think I have a medical so I wanted I wanted to come out here and like ████ with you and be like Yo dude like I've been seeing doctors and ████ I want I want to flip it on you that would have got me so that would have got it not me though I wouldn't give a ████ you were like oh that's crazy how did you find it put so I lost my keys one day I lost my ████ keys and I'm tearing up everything in my ████ bro bro swear to God I'm losing my goddamn mind and I'm ripping up my goddamn house for these keys and sure enough I I I reach in my backpack and I check and I already checked my backpack for a cricket noise maker by the way how do you check for that it's really small cuz I was like in my head initially I was like Ryan put something in my back for sure cuz I was like this sounds like a budget prank thing that I would for sure fall for so I'm searching my bag
6:50 the first time could have find it so now as I'm ripping through my whole house trying to find it I'm in my car and I'm panicking and I pull out this and I see this little battery this little like silver I was like what the ████ is that I pull it up and it says Cricket noise maker and I go my ████ God all my worries washed away for a second and I started laughing so hard I said ████ Ryan I was like this and I think about and it's slow motion I think of our interaction where I'm like Steve you hear that Cricket and he's like no we just ignored him honestly I think that the the low Tech humor of all this stuff bust me up hard than anything in pranking yeah because gay bumper stickers look the gayest like who gay people don't put bumper stickers on I hard gay porn like my bumper
7:42 sticker said follow me to the gay bar and then I had another one that says I'm so gay I can't even drive straight and then and then when I came in I was like bro those two bumper stickers you put are hilarious and he said two I put three and I was like where the someone stole the third one no he he put it on my front license plate and it Blended in and it says it says I'm the deep throat King so dude poor people driving by me oncoming traffic are like yo that guy sucks dick like a champ self proclaimed that oh my God brought back people like damn that guy is really gooday bro hey when I came home I was like babe look at these bumper stickers that Ryan put she's like take those off your car she's like she was mad bro she was mad
8:32 she's like take them off your car I was like come on it's funny she like get that ████ off your car you got in trouble for what he did oh ████ she's like why are you driving around with that and then we got Bart we got Bart's Car too Bart said driver is gay we put it right under the license plate driver is gay he went all the way to Las Vegas with it I didn't even know I didn't even know I had that thing on until I think Gio saw in the stories maybe and she's like what I was on the car and I was like what what this guy doing 120 I Dr yeah I was driving I drove through Inn out with it on Yo imagine imagine if Gio went to go pick up Tao with it on oh that's why I told him I was like oh ████ I forgot all about it oh that would have been great though especially if it wasn't just driver gay but like I'm the deep throat King yeah deepat I still have it too and then a kid gets into your car yeah we can't have that kid knowing
9:23 about gay people can't we Joe got so Maga dude in private school dude that's I love how like it just basically transported us to being 9-year-olds and we bought all the gag ████ at the end of the comic book yeah yeah exactly from the we couldn't buy them back then now you as an adult like oh ████ I can buy a lot of these crickets I thought the kids who had the uh remember those stink bombs those are the wor the little glass ones those are ruined the day I was like you guys are ████ gangsters like where did you get this illegal substance and they're like the ice cream M and I was like ice cream that's crazy ice cream truck had that I didn't know they sold the poppers and firecrackers too that's for the Asians though cap guns the cap guns are fire yeah yep and you think you're causing a ruckus but it's really like a millisecond of Joy what up guys thank
10:13 you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details that guy's like a arms dealer for the street huh kid the ice cream guy yeah water balloons all kinds of crazy kind a bad guy the sugar is like cracked to us I wish we could figure out what there was one episode where uh he didn't say like do you guys hear a cricket but a cricket noise went off cuz there's multiple episodes
11:05 they're really far apart the cricket sounds the cricket sounds could be like an hour apart you guys didn't even notice we're just shooting and ████ and we nobody noticed except for me and Ryan we kept on taging each we're dying every time it goes off and then just see him like Nick Nick just always has a critical critical look like I'm like am I going to die do I have tentis do I have to live my life with this lifelong by the way with these crickets cuz you gave me one oh yeah don't put it in a friend's house if they have a kid they're never going to hear the ████ thing that was my mistake that my mistake yeah they have kid shows on you do it to your neighbor yeah I put it in my neighbor's house there's no ████ point I haven't heard a word The Gambler guy no no no another neighbor but it's been in there for like I don't know 14 days I haven't heard a word can we put the uh the link for these products in the description of the video and can you guys um someone's live don't do if you if you hear the cricket in the past
11:56 episode can you send it to the JK cuz dude dude that's so funny man bro you ruined my life for like a day I can't believe you thought you had tentis bro I I was like I guess I and also too it's like did I do a little more research not really I just read the one headline I was like guess I have it it's over I have to change my life those are type of people who argue with their doctors cuz they read WebMD no no I for I know this ████ yeah you need to do your job you give me these there's five more that have yet to arrive and then you I'll probably do that tomorrow or some ████ five more different pranks or more Cricket batteries five more budget pranks on Nick I don't know if I can handle it you guys I wonder what they're going to be Cricket almost ruined your life dude that's crazy almost I was putting a gun in my mouth make the quick noises stop you think you're going to just kind of condition Nick to be cynical about like life after a while you're teaching him you're teaching him
12:46 a lesson I'm too uh he's too new like random s███'s going to happen like World War II is going to start he's going to be like this is a Ryan prank he's not going to worry about it he's going to stay inside this Ry I will say this though there's no way it's happen tomorrow you don't give up the game like that come on Ryan's going to somehow convince me to hide in a bunker for like 5 years got to stir the sand yeah I just need to figure out why my air tag stopped detecting what are you talking about the ████ is the air tag by the way talking about up on before people get to nuts they were magnets not actual bumper stickers that's yeah it was an adhesive but we did have to use tape on Barts really oh was it sticking on no because there's no like it's got to be like metal too cheap there's no like magnet surface it's all plastic yeah you cheaped out cheaped out on your truck cheaped out on the
13:36 tailgate his cheap ass car dude Joe's we threw it we threw it at like the sideways part panel between the window and it stuck on Joe's yes suck it's a 1980 solid metal car solid metal man you can put anywhere I said speaking to cheap I'm getting comments and messages about my cheap house oh my Gody dude you went cheap in the house I'm just calling it out I'm just looking at I'm just visually observing that's some people favorite how is this a thing I'm gone for one session and it's a thing I thought we said it while you were here that one time you did that one time and you brought it up didn't you you said you read the reddits and then you're like they said that it was a cheap house you told me how to kill you and I started to away should and people are saying you cheaped out on the house but that's like a funny thing cuz there's obviously there's no
14:26 way to cheap out of the house well there is one way but his house is like a couple hundred, more than the average so I'm like how is that cheap when it's above the average price how is your house by the way I don't know I've only been there for two nights did you wait you haven't been back since since China I lit I came back in on Tuesday and I slept there he was dancing for c p hey was he there she P yeah obviously I was dancing for his 15th coronation talking event looked pretty hardcore I thought maybe like by the way they're still requesting Japan apologizes for everything that they did I'll tell Japan I'll tell them did you see that x j ping had a stroke no he really did are you spreading American propaganda right now no he was at a k show and had a ████ stroke it's a
15:16 news story it's the strobe I'm not kidding about it during the strobe section he was at a Kindra show that's what I heard I heard it was a Kindra show but people were saying different things dude the cardier thing looked freaking amazing though man thank you what was the cardier thing you're your dancing for the brand uh yeah so they had a uh a private event for their Trinity 100y year anniversary so basically 100 years 1924 they came out with their Trinity branded like ring and necklaces you know the uh the white gold rose gold and and yellow gold like Trinity Rings or whatever very popular things one of their like landmark things um and it was their 100y year anniversary so they had Jackson uh be the basically like creative director of like their event oh he was creative director of the event itself that's tight wow they're like yo you got to get these guys they ████ do the best grand
16:06 openings upgrading from car dealerships but uh but yeah Jackson was like in his vision there were like three different acts for the Trinity and then one of them was supposed to represent like loyalty and and Brotherhood and stuff like that so ended up being his first Like official K's performance with the crew like he's messed up like people don't even know that it's him or and does he do people assumed because they they follow us and stuff like that and then at the end yeah we reveal I saw on like that's ████ crazy dude I saw on one of the pages of Jackson's like I think it's like his fashion brand or something team design yeah and they were talking about the K's like outfits and everything I was like this is huge yeah they're crazy we got like custom cuz he has a relationship with like Nike I don't know what I'm allow to say but um we got like custom like team wearing uh K just dunks wow that's tight is he an
16:58 official like card card Ambassador yeah holy moly and the crazy thing is it's like he's a he's a global Ambassador he that like a like a eight fig deal or something do you know what kind of like ballpark that is I don't know the specifics on that stuff but I do know that he hooks do you know that he hooks his mom up with a bunch of ████ can you ask him right now just case just text him on chickes eight fig deal question mark hey figure do question mark I understand why you wouldn't know no he said he says about hooked his mom up he said he hooked his mom up I'm asking if his chick watches is a it's actual question it's popular with women yeah it's very very nice stuff I know cardier bro how many kindas went to China how many of them uh I think it was five of us oh really was my song there so yeah me Mike bam Ving John uh and uh
17:51 we performed with Jon so six of us did the show sick Bro was it was a 8 Minute show to like that like Jazzy type music it's got to feel like doesn't it ever hit you how weird it is or like if it is weird at all that you're like such close friends with somebody's that that's like that famous yeah yeah I think it's it's a it's it's never weird in the room it's weird outside of the room everybody reminds you how crazy the weirder thing is not it's not that you guys are just friends but that like he look he looks at you like a friend like he's like you're above him in a in a way that's close to him you know what I mean that's more special that's like he's like you're my Seafood yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not like a oh were're buds it's like a oh my God this guy inspires me well how come you got how come you got that s█████ watch is that Apple watch that's not s█████ I'm a simple guy that's I'm just saying you think he' hook you up ████ oh did cardier give
18:42 you some this keeps track of time that's why I'm still on time to JK news Steve what about you how come you have a watch and you're late all the time what's called my Ubers get canceled I have a really bad rating yeah I got a bad rating what did they cuz I didn't wear a mask during Co they didn't give us a jewelry cuz it's only chick jewelry oh now they gave us email diamonds is it really it's only I didn't know I didn't know that what I was saying earlier was what's crazy and what's dope is that he's like the global brand a global brand ambassador because usually artists especially in Asia or even specifically in China a lot of them are representative of like the China division of this yeah they have territories yeah so it's like only Asians are representing Asians in Asia type stuff but he's like the guy who gets to represent like Asians globally which is a completely different he he's the Asian guy he's one of the Asian
19:32 ambassadors and brand representatives for Louis Vuitton so like his recent collab with like farell Williams came out and like he he did a collab with yeah he gave us like that merch stuff can you ask him to log into his Wells Fargo account we can take a look what look yeah yeah just screenshot Fargo B of A B of Fargo it's not even chase it's just one of the off B of A or or tell him to screenshot log into his dancers's credit union and i d he's your you're his favorite person on JK what he's like the crazy Japanese guy who like talks ████ on China tell me to get a hook me up with a sponsorship with with Seiko or something I think that's why he thinks you're funny cuz you're asking for things that aren't going to happen he's like I don't even have a relationship with SEO he's always just like yeah yeah that guy's cool that guy the Japanese guy he's crazy though I wonder what he saw
20:24 like probably all of them he also loves like he he binge watches JK he loves watching Bad friends um yeah so he's like he's hell he consumes American content well maybe you should come on the show then dude he will he will he will come on the show eventually but he'll cancel I think I think it's right when Steve leaves though like Steve he's not going to lose all this Global Ambassador ships that's why everything's a little touchy cuz I think he probably shouldn't then I don't think he should man yeah he just I will be very honest be like it's not safe right now what if we do one episode and we keep that episode safe here all I'm saying is all I'm saying is I didn't believe in it but then we were such good boys with Tulsi that I believe in it okay anybody can come here yeah but but Tulsi herself is like edgy in her world but you know what though what I will say though it's going
21:14 to be a two-way uh Street in the way that like we also could get in trouble cuz remember what happened with with you guys our fans like they were being totally normal like not even crazy and then his fans took that the wrong way so it's not only like we could ruin Jackson but then also because he brings a magnifying glass we can be seen by people that shouldn't be seen or ████ yeah because For the First Time people are going to hear what we're saying and they're going to be like oh yeah they're going to be like those guys did you see what they said to Jackson our yes we need controversy right now did you see what they said about breastfeeding they called cardier chick watches yeah not that it would like ruin us at all but yeah but it is it is a double-sided risk he could bring all of his haters joke we need controversy I want him to come down here and we'll do 20 minutes of asking him to
22:06 give us sponsors yeah do you know these guys do you know forell Williams just keep asking on that yeah
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