0:00 We need North Korea just right in the middle of uh UK. >> What? >> I think that just be funny. Like >> I feel like uh the UK would just completely accept them. >> So if you put North Korea there, then the top of South Korea is no longer connected to China. It's just going to be ocean. You're cool with that? >> South Korean island. >> It's just like Hawaii. >> Okay. Beach side. You know what I mean? >> That's true. Zone. [Music] Let's say that God comes down and he tells you, "Hey, let's change stuff up on the earth for a little bit. I want you just rearrange all the countries of the world however you want." >> What would you move around? >> Rearrange the placement of every country on Earth. >> Wait, what do you mean? What do you
0:50 mean? >> Rearrange the country or put people back or put people around >> the globe. So you can you can put Kentucky in Egypt if you want. You can put >> what the you want to do. He's like, "Go crazy. Switch it up. What would you want to change? >> Would you want to bring Asia closer to America? Would you want to bring >> um >> So we we could move the Tatonic plates. >> Yes. Damn. No more. I would bring back pangia. >> Put them all together >> just for no reason. >> Mish mash. >> I want to see what it was like back then. >> You just want to see what it was like. >> I I want to see So you want no oceans between any countries. I want to see what the middle like what the fuss is about. >> There was like a big desert in the middle. A huge >> Let's do that. Let's make that desert. And for >> you're going to take beaches away from like everybody. >> No, not everybody. He'll pick he'll take
1:41 all the beaches on the east coast are gone cuz they're smashed into Europe and Africa. >> Be the middle >> and South America's into Africa. I think the people that still have the beaches would be >> California. >> California and then >> Japan. Japan and Taiwan. >> Yeah. So, everybody else. >> Yeah. Everyone else. Yeah. It's going to be Here's the basketball. All the countries are here and then all ocean on the map. >> But then what countries are you going to uh nominate to become the desert? >> Well, cuz Bart likes Vegas so much. I'm going to make Vegas in the middle of the desert of Pangia. >> Doesn't have to be gigantic, though. It'll be the country cap uh world capital. Vegas, >> world capital. >> It'll be like super hard to get to. >> It's not a three-hour drive anymore. It's going to be like a 15-hour drive. >> Effectively completely die.
2:32 >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Mhm. >> Any other preferences of like stuff you might Would you want to be closer to Korea? Just put Korea right next to >> California, maybe. >> Well, I'm not even Korean. >> Okay. >> Um, anyone else? I'm not Korean. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> What do you mean you're not Korean? >> I'm Korean, but I'm not Korean. You know what I'm saying? Like I don't know. I don't have anything to do with >> you. You're not sh You're not shady. >> I've never been there. >> Shady. >> I've never been there. >> You don't You don't want your You >> About Hawaii. Would you bring Hawaii a little closer? >> I want Hawaii close as possible to California. Like a bridge. >> I was thinking the same thing. >> Wouldn't it change if it was too close? >> All these Californians cuz then the waters would be the waters would be colder. Yeah. >> No. I bring California to Hawaii. >> Oh. Oh. >> So you're going to break it apart. Separate California. >> Yeah. Yeah. You can do whatever you want. >> Just do whatever.
3:22 >> You know what? Never mind. >> Do you think Hawaiian is going to hate that? >> Crazy. No. >> Oh, why not? Hawaii got California. Never mind. No. >> No. I like your idea cuz if you bring California to Hawaii, you separate it, right? That means ████ like Prim becomes a beach. >> Now Nevada is the West Coast. Nevada has beaches. >> Bartow. >> Barstow is now Manhattan Beach, baby. >> Vegas. Yeah. Vegas becomes LA. >> Yeah. And then and then Hawaii becomes like the fourth greatest economy in the world. >> Hell yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's great. >> That's good for June. >> You still want to take that back? >> No, don't take it back. Put that back in there. >> Hey, we all win, dude. It's a win-winwin. >> But culturally, it needs to stay the same. I'm afraid the culture might change if it's that close. >> I tell you what, Pasadena is going to be a lot farther from Vegas.
4:12 >> Come on, baby. Just one flight, dude. No big deal. >> I do it every two weeks. >> 2-hour flight. To be honest, I think I will keep everything exactly the same except break California into three pieces. >> Four pieces. That's it. >> You're one of those. >> Yeah. What are the three pieces? >> Norccoal. >> Yeah. >> So, if you want to be like, >> what's the border? >> Liberal as ████ >> There's your haven, right? >> Norcal. >> No one judges you. You can you guys can do all the kind of crazy woke stuff you want to do. You can make Newsome your god awesome. >> God Newsome. Then you got middle LA. They could be I mean a middle California. You guys could be like as moderate as you want because these guys most people in LA I feel like are moderate. So you take a little bit of both and you can have your haven. Then the bottom part of California, they
5:02 could be as Republican as they want. >> So Orange County, California, >> Sheriff Bianco, your ████ your god. And then you could you guys could be tax-free gunslinging whatever. And then I think that sets the tone for the rest of >> And then San Diego just go back to Mexico. >> No, that's SoCal. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> That's Republican Cow, right? >> Yep. >> So, South of Orange County. >> South of Orange County. Yeah. That's the only thing cuz I what I what I'm scared of changing is the animals. >> Oh, you move too much ████ around then ████ >> ecologically ████ koalas die and ████ And then you ████ you got like I don't want sharks to be ████ flipping upside down up. >> It's so funny. >> It's a funny visual. I like that's really funny that like you would just
5:52 break up California with this immense power and you wouldn't bring like I don't know like some African nations closer to water. >> They got lots of water. They got rain and ████ dude. >> He's like make them all islands. >> If I bring them closer the lions might die. Allied nations became one land. >> Oh. >> And then all the other allied nations became one land. >> Hell no. Nah. That's like that's like your ████ mom moving in with you and you hate her ass now. >> You can't be too close to your allies. >> Then the allies wouldn't be allies. >> Nah, they'd be beefing. >> You need some separation, huh? >> We need North Korea just right in the middle of uh UK. [Laughter] >> What? >> I think that just be funny. Like >> Oh, just to be funny. choose a different country. I'm going to try to be British in a couple years. I don't want North Korea there.
6:42 >> Yeah, but >> I feel like uh the UK would just completely accept them. >> So, if you put North Korea there, then the top of South Korea is no longer connected to China. It's just going to be ocean. You're cool with that? >> South Korean island. >> It's just like Hawaii. >> Okay. >> Beach side. You know what I mean? >> Beach side. >> That's true. >> Zone TMZ beach. >> Interesting. Okay. Okay. You wouldn't do anything to Japan, Joe. >> He's like, "Make it bigger." >> Korea. >> Lift it up higher. >> I would move it to somewhere that has less natural disasters >> outside of radioactive waters. >> Yeah, cuz True, >> dude, they have hella they got tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes, >> just all kinds of ████ >> So, you just got to move it to Nevada then.
7:33 Nevada. Nevada got like the least amount of natural disasters, I think. >> Yeah, but when they do have natural disasters, this s███'s ████ disaster. You know what I mean? >> What are you talking about? >> Yeah. Like, what are you talking about? >> That's really good, >> bro. Good logic, >> bro. First of all, the locust for real. And second of all, >> that's some apocalyptic ████ >> Over here in California, when it rains, you're like, "Oh, it's raining." Over there in Vegas, when it rains, you're like, "F███, dog. It's tsunamis every corner." everyone >> like the flooding >> surrounded by tsunamis. >> It's not like it's not like true. Let's be honest. You know what I'm saying? It it it's flood. >> It's the link hotel. >> Yeah. Only the link hotel. >> Did you see the wind blowing so hard that the ████ power lines fell? >> Yeah. And then people still believe that's like a laser from space that did it. >> Damn. >> So, is there is there any like really big natural disasters?
8:24 >> Not really. If you look at the ranking, it's like one of the least uh natural disaster states. Steve's ████ like patio set windows pool. I think that's pretty I think that's pretty big. >> That's a lot of wind, man. It gets dusty, dude. >> There's wind, but it's like there's no earthquakes, no tornadoes. >> Only natural disaster is education. >> Education being so low. >> That's like rank That's like rank low >> and dry air. >> Yeah. >> That's my natural disaster there. >> What? >> Oh, dude. I just don't stay long enough to ever acclimate. So, every single time I'm there, I'm like, my lips look like ████ eczema and ████ >> dude. For real. >> And I'm just like, ████ How can you guys live in this ████ I just get sick all the time in my face. >> Me, too. I get sick, too. What kind of sick? >> I get like a fever. I get >> scratchy throat. I get a scratchy throat. >> Really? Wow, that's very dramatic. >> I think it's I know. It's so gay, dude.
9:14 But I think it's because the AC and the hot. AC in the hot. That kills me. >> Oh, the switcheroo. >> Maybe you just got to acclimate. >> Got to acclimate >> cuz I'm a ████ But what were we saying? >> I'm acclimated to a high humidity environment. So by the time I go there, it's even harder. You wouldn't you wouldn't uh move Singapore, Malaysia a little further apart? >> Yeah. So they stop fighting. >> Yeah, for sure. I bring them closer. Dude, >> you wouldn't bring Kentucky next to California? >> No. My dad My dad's not in Kentucky anymore. >> What the freak? >> He's in China. >> Huh? >> He's in China. >> Wow. >> China. >> Yeah, he's chilling in China right now. Would you would you do anything to help the situation with the Hong Kong Taiwan and >> I don't even know what you're talking about, dude. >> No. >> Like what? Like Subie, I got nothing to do with you thinking about how to choke a dude out. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Yeah. >> I What did you even say? >> I don't know what he said, but I agree.
10:04 >> You even say >> but I agree. >> What about um would you do anything about uh Israel's placement? >> Put it back to Europe. >> Yeah. What do you think about Israel? Yeah. >> You know, Israel like if without making it too intense, right? What I would do with Israel is just move it to the west coast more. You know what I mean? Like just move it outside the middle of all the the Muslim countries. >> So take it to like Beverly Hills. >> Breaking up a fight between cool off. >> Israel is like right here. Egypt >> your jets. Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? Whatever. Whatever. Just like let's just move it away. Push push all the Muslim countries together and just move it in its own island if we have to. >> But you know what the tough part is? The tough part is depending on where you cut the cake though, you might have some of the Muslim in the cake and then so you're like, "Okay, then I'll cut the cake smaller." But then now you leave
10:55 some of the Israeli back in the Muslim. >> So which sacrifice are you going to make? >> Well, I'm not cutting it. So whoever's cutting it would >> I'm not my department. It's not my department. I'm the mover. >> That's not part of my team. >> I just had a suggestion. Everybody gets to email one week notice. The cake's going to be cut on this day. >> So, everyone just squish in. Squish in, guys. >> Squish in. Here's the zip code. >> Yeah. Maybe if we move it closer to like Sicily or Sicily or something. >> I feel like I feel like Israelis need to be in Europe. You know what I mean? Like they're more like a Europe. So, just stay on the Europe side. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Like European. >> You done that with Russia and Ukraine? I thought they got kicked out of Israel because Europeans were like, "We don't really want you guys here no more."
11:45 >> I don't even know. Okay. I don't even know. >> But they're they're part of the >> I mean, you're the resident Jewish. That's why >> they like hummus, too, though. >> They got hummus. >> Yeah. Yeah. But you said Ukraine and Russia. >> Yeah. You doing that with them? >> Ukraine was Russia. >> Hey, you take Switzerland, you put it in the middle. You cut You cut Russia. Ukraine >> and you make a Swiss cheese. Like that's what they want. >> Yeah. Just This is what we're going to do. Just leave it there. Like, why'd you do it to us? >> Did you Did you see when Sasha Baron almost made peace between Israel and Hamas? >> I love that video. >> That he got them both to agree they both like Hamas >> and then he and he made them hold hands. Remember that? >> They look like they wanted to kill each other right there, too. >> That was a crazy video. >> I see that. >> Yeah, there's a lot of things you can do with that power, but I'm I'm glad you guys are choosing not to use it too much. And just >> I would like to be closer to Antarctica.
12:36 You're going to move California. You move Pasadena. >> You move that here. It wouldn't even be cold. >> You're like, a >> that's what I would like to do. >> It can't be ████ with >> I would like to defrost everything over. >> I would move Antarctica into Hawaii area to defrost the snow cuz I want to see if there's actually pyramids >> in Antarctica. >> You know, if you defrost Antarctica, we might drown. >> No. >> No. We're in Vegas now. It's okay. >> Not enough ice. >> It's going to go all the way to Colorado. >> Are you sure? Dude, I love that. I love how like relaxed, intelligent, like we're like, "Nah, not enough ice." >> If anything, Vegas is about to have a beach, >> California wiped out, whatever. >> Or if it's melting Antarctica, you just got to build a pipe to California so as the water's melting, we get ████ water so we stop complaining about the ████ drought and ████ >> Yeah, stop complaining about the drought. Yeah, move Antarctica so we can
13:28 stop complaining about the drought. >> See the pyramids though. >> Oh, and see Yeah, let's not move. >> The ice wall. The ice wall. You know about the ice wall in Antarctica? >> Yeah. Well, I mean, if you're a flat earther. >> Yeah, that's true. >> That's true. >> Or you could just keep lifting places up and looking for Atlantis. >> Is the pyramid really that cool in Egypt, >> bro? Yeah, that's a freaking uh >> just a ████ pyramid. You know what I mean? You're looking at >> Okay, I'm going to move freaking North Korea, the UK. >> Yeah, that's funny. >> Cool enough that could be hidden in the pyramid that you would change your mind about that. >> Yeah, they think it's a power plant. They think it's a power. >> What if you found a floating flying saucer in the middle of a pyramid? >> You'd be like, "Oh ████ aliens are real." >> What if you found a ████ 1998 Tacoma? >> It's just all a floating Tacoma. >> It's all stored away.
14:18 >> Mint condition. >> You're speaking his language. >> Floating is slowly rotating like this. >> Pro Tacoma, dude. >> Highlights to diesel. Yeah, I'm taking it. >> I'm ████ taking it. This is cool.
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