0:03 [Music] welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of the careful voice featuring not only boys but girls i was gonna say colleen's here sounds [Applause] this is the sound of the ladies here like a tiger that's what they sound like don't change for the rest of the day i appreciate it dude i feel like i feel like i i feel pretty cool i feel like i'm channeling joe right now someone with cauliflower ears wear this hat is pretty weird it's like you got too many hobbies bro yeah yeah yeah just do one thing yeah do you fight or do you adventure because
0:53 you can't do both i just want an adventure now yeah bro i barely fight don't act like you would say that ████ to someone with cauliflower hey you look like you belong in el salvador thanks man i feel like i look like a scarecrow or something that's like a nicholas dundee nicholas dundee i like that i feel like only joe could pull that off now we're gonna try to you wanted to give me props i did give you processing you ████ held that no cuz it sounded good and then i was like i know what he ████ did he did a ████ pun again the glasses on too though the glasses will make it there you go i think i'm gonna break my glasses on this guys you look like an orthodox jewish person she's almost poke as i am don't poke my eyes bro what do i look like cooler than you did before literally like 30 seconds hella blind
1:48 you look like you're hiding cocaine in your hat and trying to get on the plane you're like acting blind like what [Laughter] how did you fail caricature of a chinese man oh yeah like if you had sleeves that do this oh dude that's that gently's cool accountant you know what i'm talking about the hands going dude they're just very stoic you want me to build your whale world you're the one leasing all the other chinese people i'm the foreman huh yeah yeah yeah yeah hurry up over there no one's ever that needy
2:44 working at the pacific railroad dude oh this is self-racism i love it i know man i love it it's blindism bro who's this this mine i got it in mexico for 30 bucks wow and i got this at chichen itza that chipped bro i know you really try to sell one of those tours but i wanted to support the locals that doesn't sound as crazy as i thought it would absolutely it's a cougar that's why the the ladies joke yeah yeah our pants our crotches are so wet right now look at that dry it up dry it up you're married get out of here [Laughter] try it out just go where is this more like a fan you're trying to ████ air dry it and
3:34 also tell them speaking of go away would you do this yesterday joe how did you do this nice segment dude i'm really strong but that wasn't me i saw joe literally shut up you primed it for me okay so we went golfing yesterday we thought it was going to be really really cute to spend some time outside of the office i thought it was cute i liked it i was adorable no it was so funny you nicked it and just don't talk yeah you son of a ████ you were saying that you're gonna come but then you didn't come um you know what ended up happening that's not true this ████ got me into golf and i said let's go on a date it was supposed to be between me and you and you wanted to invite all these ████ and they ruined it that's how you get out of a date so this is why you broke his club because you were jealous that he invited all of us yeah and that's why i didn't go that's why i didn't go and he was a thing he didn't even ████ teach me golfers he was supposed to teach me gold i will admit i did i wasn't sure that
4:25 joe was actually going to be into it because i had brought it up and you talked about it and it was just another one of those things that joe talks about and joe talks about a lot of things a lot of things yeah uh and i get it to ████ bro and then yes you do uh batch it and then he texts me on i think wednesday said bro we're gonna go golfing i was like dude i'm super down text me on thursdays like yo we going golfing i was like oh ████ that's how you know he's down dude oh he confirmed with you twice triple confirmed so then that's why i was like all right cool let's go we all show up to monterey hills country uh club whatever the golf thing is one mile from here something like that i don't know luminaria it's pretty far away it's really far away we're in uh canada i don't know if they um earned their country club status why not i think it's just they're not ballers they're just golf golf yeah it's a it's it's a public judgmental of you dude yeah anyways so uh i brought out one set of clubs the thing is i never really bought clubs i
5:16 just got into golfing i suck at it so jason park bro you have a white glove you can't suck at something you don't have a ████ we saw that swing dude i don't have a glove this swing was clean dude it's not about me right now um so i brought some clubs that i borrowed from jason park and he let me borrow this taylormade driver do you call him jason parker do you just call him jason like is it like every time what's up jason park it's like anthony lee i don't understand why you're upset with this no no no i'm curious because i don't go like hey first of all you don't even say joseph right that's why i'm like who's jason parker he's one of the kinjas we don't even always say the park when you're talking about an actual park he's a ████ kinja he's a ████ kid wait is there multiple jason's is that why he's never gonna finish the story yeah we have multiple jason we have a jason lynn we don't want that we have a jason park no because yesterday remember
6:06 uh we're going down the list of hinges right which ones you would kill yeah i didn't hear jason park once cause they only got to like nine and there was 40 of them you got too many fake friends dude what does he do what does he do in the kenjus kendricks why is he so rich with that ████ he's korean koreans oh that's true that's true they have like a whole set come out the ████ when they're born when they're born they they have a whole golf ball every korean father wants their son to be like tiger woods that's true and then if it doesn't work that's when they kind of give a pope yeah and then they're like maybe go doctor yeah that may be good you know what i'm saying dancers anyways that's not even we get there and then right away bart's already like you all want to hit bombs well you presented it wait wait wait wait yeah next to you i'm dry like all the time um blow the cougar thank you
6:58 she was splashing around this morning all right well i mean we were training um so he had two bags one of them it was like his clubs the other bags he's like this is the women's bag is nina nina's yes you didn't say that you said the women's clubs that's what you said because and then everyone immediately was like we don't want those you didn't even want those i don't want those just in case somebody identified with women's clubs you know you should have longer clubs because you're tall right exactly which i went to the man once anyways so bart right away i said everybody should probably warm up with the shoulder clips and he pulls out the driver right away i even said sure you can hit this is i just want to whack it as far as possible and it takes doesn't sound like me
7:48 i've never heard him say that once doesn't sound like me he's a very we need to show the footage of him ████ hitting this ████ and winding up like a goddamn weed whackers uh we there's a ig story it wasn't bart we're gonna put all that ████ in here it's hilarious here i gotta show at least this one so like show the first one this is the first one that's literally the first one okay show the first one dude go so here's ready for it i got to turn up the volume i thought you had the video that is not the first one one the first one the first one i'm not that good on my first one this is the first one that was on the jk yeah that was the spin down you gotta look at the end great spin he entered the 360. oh yeah that's the one that's that's a home run kept his eyes on it the whole time because follow through it's all about follow through yeah that's the one check your peripherals
8:38 okay not to back bart up because we all know i don't like him right right can we agree let's see where this goes okay so did we notice in that video he not once this never once touched the floor i'm just that was the first stroke on camera then there was like six or seven sequential things where you hit the turf first multiple times did you hear did you hear base scout's honor with the driver i didn't touch the floor once scout's honor happened so then it showed that it's joe's fault that means it's on joe he put scout sonar on you dude yeah but it's three of them it's definitely fine the boy scouts just got caught with touching other boys so i don't ████ believe in that ████ speak on it so there's no honor in the scouts
9:28 that i didn't touched it one time on the ground but it never touched no kids there's several different buddhas then after bart used it so we're all playing you're trying to teach us like you were genuinely trying to teach everybody he was like going we had three different stations and he's trying to go to all the stations and he's trying to like show everyone like hand positioning like you have to put it in between like these two index fingers and then after you used it that's what i heard uh then he got it yeah he was done no riot and then me so then it's ryan's fault oh your honor i i don't remember who came right after me i was the first person to utilize it um and my hand on the bible didn't touch the floor one time and i probably whacked it underneath i got to be buddhist and bible yeah yeah yeah what's inside the bible give me give me your favorite bible words favorite chapter ████ corinthians 4 16
10:19 thou burning bush shall smile upon thee see truth he knows what's up we're both sda shut the ████ up joe was never the sda he lies about it all the time so ryan after he did not hit the floor the this place this is more juicier than the abbreviation [Laughter] we gotta get to the bottom of it i think all i did was hit it once and then so you think you're not even sure did you hit the ground with that i definitely didn't hit the ground i barely hit the ball i just hit air the amount of torque this man can generate from yours is spinning though his hips are pretty good he's got some good so i kinetically transferred it down to the club so even you hitting the air was impact it was which one of you ████ saw that it was loose and you're like um your turn joe well show what happened
11:10 yeah so we don't have uh the swing because he you were he was getting a he was getting a tutorial from the neighbor next to us and then who the heck was the neighbor i have evidence i have a ████ witness to back me up and it's unbiased yeah he's a fan he's a fan of all of us so it's equal are you sure about that meme a little bit more he didn't like him that much he didn't like that he's a jk fan he's not a kindred fan well he didn't take a photo with me either but he was giving me pointers that neck is doing some ████ all i know is this is the next moment over time the next moment joe's got a broken club this one exhibit a in his hand you know what you need to see right before that is him coaching me wait i have questions wait watch watch okay geo geo geo
12:06 [Music] anthony's face he even says i didn't do nothing who he the witness why would he do anything it's in your hands no he says that i didn't ████ hit the ground or nothing i just hit the ball because the way that it but i saw with the ball on the ground i ████ swung it right i hit the ball get out of there ████ hit the ball right hey whoa don't break that sword man and then at the end of it i felt something heavy become light and then i saw at the end of the stick that it was just a stick and i was like wait where did where did the ball and the head go and i looked around and it was in the grass and i was like you saw this ████ i just hit the ball with the ████
12:56 so you threatened your witness was that after you gave him 200 no he threatened him his mouth was like this you could cooperate let me see what he was the next person that saw but but the funny thing is how how frantically he was like come on man you saw it right come on back me up come on man come on come on you saw that right you saw that i swear to god i was like as soon as it went i was like no one's gonna believe me you can just hear it in his voice you gotta frame joe you know he's innocent because you could hear the desperation when he was talking to that random guy and he's like come on man you've been a jk fan for years right you remember the good old days i would never do something like this [Laughter] neutral who do you think is guilty i need more footage can i see the footage up close real quick yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
13:46 ryan has the actual footage the actual footage what do you mean yeah this is the that's right what is this ████ what do you think it was edited it just cuts you know but just like just go by his behavior he was the last one he was the last one if you analyze his delivery it's honest have you played mafia with this man it's so genuine i've never played bobby with him no he could honestly not know what happened the only reason why maybe bart is still in question what why you got to do that to bartlett it's because of because of other happenings that go on
14:43 i kind of believe everybody see so i think it's jason park's fault this is bart being normal just kidding this is bart not wanting to look while hitting hey i was learning from rhinomate so this dangerous kind of child's play at the driving range well i looked so i gotta reset we know how to party now you're ready right there you go personally this guy brings out a bat who's hitting golf balls with a bat when i saw this video i was like man i wish i ████ went this guy's hitting golf balls at the driving range with a
15:34 bat so there's some suspect the sound the sound i'm glad you showed that evidence because none of those apparati broke whoa everything i touched stayed intact see but i do think funny business is monkey business and that means he wasn't very careful which amendment is that point i like to point out funny business business is monkey business he didn't treat you you're really evil i mean equal arguments here treat your
16:24 did they let you keep that or did you just take it it's okay that's it that's his buddies oh it's his buddy's actions he's responding i brought it so even i borrowed my friend's driver you're not supposed to be biased in backup parts borrowed my ████ she's neutral and she's like he's out of all the ones that were broken yeah yeah that's right that's really unfortunate i didn't do it you know i think i think the real culprit is jason park i think he gave you guys no one's talking about jason parker you're right you're right you're right you know what he did everything you wanna borrow because you wanna borrow this huh cause it's broke all right you want to borrow it huh i do have a new set of golf clubs i need a new driver dude right you know what set up i got it that's ████ anthony anthony had
17:16 broken it gave it to bart the biggest muscle guy in the group cause he knew he was gonna break it second biggest but he couldn't who's the first oh okay don't flex bro you're gonna you hot potatoed us for that club it could have been any of us the old hot potato with the driver as long as it breaks and he hits his money thank you sneaky starcher he did hand it to me because i was like hey which golf club could i use and you went like this this one i saw it and then you could hear the string symphony just goes like i was like no don't use this amazing one that hits bombs that's what i said barbara was like i want to hit bombs and he took it and it came to me like this it's a setup all i know is these guys were googling immediately right away the model number to see how much it comes yeah we felt bad of course jason though i called i called jason
18:09 oh he did thank you to come on in have a dead battery oh yeah thank you so much for me no you left her atlanta lights on oh ████ oh you win give it a give it a couple minutes again that is behavior of a club breaker right now wait we all flipped it on anthony dude joe left his lights on guys like that that monkey business is going on outside the golf club and he probably didn't even know he left his lights on maybe it was a you know job that is a clear that is a clear miss not a clear hit we're trying to find the person that's trying to hit the golf clubs me so everyone else that turned their life i keep missing well he missed the ball and hit the ground no no no i never hit the ground there's no evidence of that not i hit the ball i just hit the ball and it went like that
19:03 i didn't do it that's not me i have a witness that man he saw it he was coaching me when i ████ hit the ball it flew with the ball that's how good your swing was that's what did it go further than the ball okay we're going to take a genuine vote right now what is it geo no no let's vote we're going to take a general obviously i'm not on the chopping block i'm purely who's on the chopping block so we know clearly you two wait why not you why not you yeah why not you the judge ordering my core corinthians i thought nick's the judge because he wasn't there sorry about it i think colleen colleen should be the unbiased judge yeah this guy wants me to die i want you to die i think it's jason park i agree with him at just point 85 your fault buddy i think i think it's natural wear and tear because i bet jason park hits bombs you
19:55 know what i mean yeah is he perfect i bet he's really good i bet i bet he's put a lot of mileage or whatever her ball hits on the ████ and that that's not even that expensive thank you we saw you know how much was it it was 170 bucks what happens when you cheap out on your golf clubs dude jason jason we got to talk to you i think there's two prime suspects one jason right he's korean and he's you don't know what the ████ and you know they got fire in them the second one i saw the way anthony stores golf clubs was careless trapped in that's true there's no seat belt right now every time we go eat i'm like what's that sound anthony what's that sound and then he goes oh don't worry it's just golf clubs in the back and i looked before and the golf club is literally you weren't even in my car it was on a saw and it was going like this on a song
20:49 because yesterday he put his golf clubs in this bag right yeah and i was like oh you're going to drive me back to the office he's like yeah and then we went to the truck i'm in danger [Laughter] are you okay was there any emotional damage you heard it sound like a cougar hold on how could you you [Laughter] it just went in the trunk that way and i was like oh no sorry we could go and and three weeks ago we were driving like what the ████ is happening they're being exposed right everybody pick up something and throw it and then anthony was trying to tell me a secret right he was like
21:40 that's a secret and i was like dude we can't ████ hear all the windows are down we're going to close the windows close windows but there's one you need to oil your windows what's wrong with that window with the driver sticking out of the window leave in the comments below who you believe we're gonna drop these headlights what do you think the culprit is or just watch the ig story and your lights [Music]
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