0:00 Singles want marriage again, they just don't want kids. A new Kinsey Institute and Match survey say 45% of singles want to get married, up from 33 in 2010, but only 38% of singles under 50 want kids. All right, so people want to get married again, they just don't want kids. How you guys feel about this? >> Is that because like it's unaffordable to have kids or it's unfeasible? >> That's my first assumption. >> Yeah. >> I always assume that. >> so, too. >> freaking hard. >> Cuz if you're like, man, if I can't even pay the bills right now, how do I feed another mouth? And you got to do all this other extra insurance ████ Holy ████ >> Is Is there a name for it? Like Dinos or some ████ Like there's an acronym. >> Dina. >> A dual income, no offspring? Oh, maybe that's what it is. >> Cool. Wow. >> That sounds a lot more like Dino to me, but >> I like Dino. >> Yeah. >> Oh, you're Dino? I was a GT guy.
0:50 >> [laughter] >> That was so dumb. That was so ████ dumb. That was so dumb. Go ahead. >> Here's Here's my thing. >> Suben has a thing. >> When we have >> Suben's got a thing? >> When we >> What happened? >> When we're having a kid. Look look look, $50. Um >> [laughter] >> My thing was like, how are we supposed to make more money, right? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like for some for some reason, soon as a kid popped out, you just locked in more and more opportunities just came our way. >> I think if you're responsible, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Do you think it's a money thing or cuz I I I think it's it's not people have kids all the time and they're broke as ████ >> The career thing? >> No, I don't think it's that. >> That's how they're just going to say, this is it. This is just how it's going to go. I'm going to be broke forever, right? Some people are going to take that kid as a
1:40 let's push a little harder. I feel like >> For responsible people, >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he's saying, for him. >> So, I feel like having a kid will literally amplify your ████ future in your life. You know what I'm saying? >> If you're responsible, >> Well, people end up making more. >> That's ideal as well, yeah. >> For responsible people. >> But I think that a lot of people aren't doing it because they see children as burdens. That's the main They're going to >> I'm that guy. >> I think that's the main ████ reason cuz like for me it was like the money part, too, but a big part of it was if I travel and I watch my friends with little ones and I'm all like, "Oh, they're having a ████ horrible trip." And then I'm like, "I don't want that ████ right now. Like I want my youth. I want to do this. I want to ████ backpack and I can't do that with a kid." But it's because I didn't have examples of people going out there doing
2:30 that exact thing and seeing like, "Oh, they backpack with a kid. How do they get it done?" So I think it's that, too, like when you're around people that don't like They don't like that ████ They're like, "Oh, ████ kids are annoying." And then if you hear that all the time, you're like, not you guys, but like just just, you know, if it if it's there all the time, you're going to be afraid of having kids cuz you're like, "Oh, ████ dude. They're not having a good time." >> No, for sure. >> Or they're looking at the wrong part of the bear bull cycle. Cuz you know when you have a kid, it's like first 5 years is the craziest dip you've ever seen. And then once it starts coming up, then you know, like it then when I start thinking, "Oh man, when I see when I see my friends and their kids are like 18, 19, 20, 25, 30 and they're at Thanksgiving dinner and they're talking they just they made their own friends, it's like infinite Bitcoin at the end." But then the easy part to zone in on is
3:20 the first five and the first five ████ suck ass. >> First five is the one where everyone complains about anyways. >> Yeah, yeah, it's the craziest dip that you've ever seen. >> It's like an anomaly if you have a good time, isn't it? >> And later on you don't you you the kid the people that made their own kid and their kid becomes a doctor and now they have free health care for life. It's like you don't see that part. >> It's ████ Bitcoin, right? >> But I also do hear about It happens a lot though. >> I do hear about parents who are like, "You know what? Like now that my kid's older and a doctor and all this ████ and like I miss the footsteps in the hallway and the little babies and s███." Like so >> Cuz they were ungrateful during that time. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think it's just for a certain type of person who like who like is like that. Which I think is awesome. >> You know what's always weird to me? How like when you look at the spectrum of income, I don't know if this is just an American thing, but like so from this class onwards, having a kid is a dent in your income. At the lowest ████ level of people
4:11 that shouldn't be having kids, they make money. That's ████ ████ to me. >> It's called love fraud. >> But that But like doesn't isn't that so against what makes a country like feasible like at all? >> it actually hurts them to get married and have a dual income. >> Then the lowest the lowest likely people to be born in any way that would be positive for the country are sucking income from the country like it's insane. >> I I I know a couple that did that. >> You do? >> Yeah, cuz they were struggling at the time. So they're like, "Well, we probably shouldn't get married, but I will marry you. You just be a single mom. And then, you know, while I'm building this business up." They eventually got married and had multiple kids. But for the first few ones, they she was single and when, you know, they came around, he ████ went
5:02 out the back door and pulled that ████ But then when I looked at it, I was like, "You know, you were really pushed to the corner." Like I saw you like financially, like I get it. Like >> I want to learn that method right now. >> Yeah, me too. >> It's a good method. >> give a ████ >> And you wouldn't you wouldn't even know who the ████ this person is cuz they're not trash. >> Yeah. >> But then I was like, "That's so smart." Yeah. >> And I'm not even saying like just poor. I'm saying like people that use it as a scheme. >> Yeah. >> And they're like, "I don't love this kid, but I just need this ████ government assistance." And then next thing you know, the kid's shooting someone at school. >> Yeah, it's like adoption schemes. >> Yeah. >> It's that ████ I'm talking about like they just want the benefits and they don't care about having a kid. And then on the other hand, you have people who are like really great couples that are like, "We would love to have a kid. We can't afford it." >> Yeah, that breaks my heart. I know. >> Like people are like they're not subscribing to this idea because it's
5:52 going to it's too much for their lifestyle. >> Didn't you have another person that's like abusing the system? They have like four kids and they get paid like seven grand a month or something. >> I got someone in my family like that and their kid one of their kids just died. >> What the hell, dude? >> Yeah, like 19 years old. >> Oh, my god. >> Well, at least he lived till 19, you know what I mean? >> But but like basically what is it when you like die cuz you don't eat enough? >> Malnutrition? >> What? >> At 19? Malnourished at 19? >> And he's They're making hella bread? >> No. No. They but they're doing the assistance thing like where they churn out a s███████ of kids and then collect from the system. >> 19 is >> Oh my god. >> Think DraftKings isn't available in your state? Think again. The cage is set and DraftKings keeps the full card at your fingertips in one sports app live in all 50 states. One thing I like about DraftKings is that everything is right there in the app. I can look through the
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7:33 /offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on sportsbook predictions and free-to-play sports contest availability varies by state. >> So that's a that's another one I've heard a lot, too, is people that were like only childs or they just have dysfunctional families. They just can't fathom like what that world looks like. So they don't want kids cuz they're like I'm not going to continue the cycle. Or like they might be in a relationship but they're just like oh no, that whole thing scares me cuz it's like I never had a good experience of it cuz I I think on the flip side, too, I I think you you mentioned like you didn't have that so you wanted that. So it's like right? That could happen, too. But I think I I it's more common that people were like, I don't have a good example of it. So, I'm like, why what I don't want it. >> Like crazy lonely just me being the house. So, I was like, dude, I would love to have like a super cozy home. Especially with all the '90s movies, you know, you just see all those Christmas whatever. I'm like, damn, that's so
8:23 cool. Yeah. >> See, my house was like that and it was too loud. >> [laughter] >> Where the ████ did you GET A REMOTE? CAN I just say something though with kids? Will teach you so much about yourself. You know what I mean? Like I used to like just >> If you're responsible. Got to keep saying it. >> If you are responsible. >> Then it amplifies. >> You know when your kids crying and ████ like that, I used to be like, what the ████ >> This like this the fist go the fist ████ back. >> Like I used to be like, you'll pipe it down, you know what I mean? I used to be crazy, but but >> That's the truth. That's what I'm saying. >> That's when you learn how to control your emotions and just understand. You're just like looking at him like, dude, I get it. You don't know what the ████ you want. I don't know what the ████ you want. >> [laughter] >> There's no reason to be mad. >> What a cool moment, man. >> Honestly, that's like the realest conversation just staring at each other like, what are we going to do, dude? >> [laughter]
9:13 >> And the whole time that WAS WIGGLING LIKE, WHY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT? I don't know what I want. None of us know. >> He he's trying to put a a a Ford F-150 toy truck on a a Beetle. You know the Beetles are round? He's trying to put it on top of it and keep it there, but then it just slides off and HE GOES LIKE >> [screaming] >> AND I'M JUST LIKE, AH. >> AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. >> F-150 [laughter] Beetle. >> No, so I'm just like, okay, there's either like you teach him how to put the Ford F-150 on the bottom and then put the bug on top. >> weld it together and go, shut the ████ >> And then that's the thing. That's what I did. I said, that's not working either. So, I grabbed duct tape. >> [snorts] >> And I'm just like [laughter] Boom, and he's like, yeah, and I'm like, I I ████ get it. >> You did it. >> I get it. I get what you want. And then now when he throws a tantrum >> You duct tape everything.
10:03 >> No, when he throws a tantrum >> [laughter] >> you you understand it. It's like you you just got to let him have a tantrum. Let him have it. Don't even try to interfere cuz now you're going to create a new frustration. >> to enable it? >> Yeah, so I just let him cry for an hour. I just watch him. I'm like, is he breathing? He's good. He's still crying. So I'm like, I'm good. And then next thing >> Sometimes, bro, at >> I say good for you. >> Bro, 2.4 2 and like 2 in 2 years and 4 months, bro, you just got to let him cry. >> I feel like I've had tantrums longer than an hour when I was a kid. >> Yeah, see, exactly. So but now and now I'm just like, man. It kind of relates to people on the internet. When they start crying like that, you're like looking at a kid, you're like, dude, you're just like my kid. You're just crying. >> Yeah. I mean, humans are all the same, bro. Yeah. >> You're you're throwing a tantrum. You don't You're not getting what you want. You're being a little baby. You're crying like a baby. You just got to let
10:54 him cry. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? So now as like as an adult, when adults starts acting like that, I just look at them. You're a kid. >> Yeah, you're a baby. Some people don't grow up, yeah. >> Yeah, I don't know what you want. You don't know what you want. I don't give a ████ what you want. Cry it out. >> Yeah. >> Cuz I'mma still do my thing. >> You know what does blow my mind, though? >> It's really really good. >> It's happening all over the world, like this whole I don't want kids thing. So I'm like, what the ████ is going on? >> Even in Poland? >> A lot of European countries for sure, but I don't know. >> I think if you don't have the pressure from your family, then you don't it's a big weight off. >> Yeah. >> Is it a pressure thing? Because I think >> the the relationship with children changed, right? Because like uh maybe a couple generations ago, people was popping out kids because they would take on the trade of their family business.
11:45 They would help. They would You know, you would lose three or four to polio or whatever the ████ so you would you would you knock them out. And then next thing you know, everybody's farming the same land together. Whereas now, it's not like we're breeding children because it's like maybe Asians are like, "Hey, you're going to take care of me when I'm older." Now it's it's very hyper-focused on like whatever it is, if we're choosing to make this child, we must nurture and take care of this child. >> The J to J's are so good at making kids. >> Well, cuz the cuz the cuz the cuz the cuz the cuz the wives don't do anything. >> Oh, it's a hot take. >> So, if the wives are home if the wives are home taking care of four or five childs, the dad can go 100% full power 800 hours per hour full throttle to the career. >> 800 [laughter] hours per hour? That's like Mormons. That's like Mormons. >> [laughter] >> You know what I'm saying? There's no
12:35 stress of like me and my lady right now we're just like ████ I work Monday. WELL, ████ I I YEAH AND WE'RE JUST LIKE AND THEN OKAY, eight eight I'm calling off. I don't have a babysitter. Now we lost money that day. Compared to the dad if the dad's already ████ excelling in whatever ████ he's doing, now he can excel 10 times. >> And he can just come home and just jizz and then jizz and work and jizz and work and jizz and work. >> So, like most of the time if you're seeing those Orthodox J's, the wife doesn't have a job, right? >> No. >> Damn. >> Even our real estate buddy, he doesn't his wife stays at home and he has like four of them now. In 2026, that's a lot of kids. >> A hell of a lot of kids. >> Your husband can't afford everything, why not? >> two kids, then it has to happen at that because now if you're paying daycare for two, you might as well just like ████ it the delta on like somebody else taking care versus the mom taking care. Yeah,
13:25 it's like ████ it. >> Especially if your wife is a single mom on paper. >> Oh, yeah. >> J J's know how to do that? >> Yeah, that's ████ crazy hacks. >> Second kid, unfortunately we we might get divorced. >> Divorced? >> Yeah. >> They know they know everything. >> They work. >> Yeah. >> They know everything. The top lawyers are what we protect and ████ I should have got He goes like, "What kind of insurance do you have?" And I was like, "Oh, ████ here." He's like, "It's pretty good, but you might need extra more cuz I'll tell you why. >> [laughter] >> So, if I rear end you, let me know." >> I need more J friends. >> Bro, you're you're in there, dude. >> Bro, I met a dad who owns a whole range everything. >> You are so set, bro. >> thing we see is this dude with a yarmulke, dude. >> Oh my god, dude. >> No, he'll have the he'll have the sideburns, the ████ the curly burns. >> I need more I need more J friends.
14:15 >> Listen, they will teach you >> But J friends is nothing compared to being in a J family like this fool. That's nothing, dude. Cuz you're just I'm still I'm still ████ on the outside. >> Exactly. They can't hook you up like that. They They're They have a duty to hook them up now. >> [laughter] >> The people in the world can hate on them all you want, but as soon as they come at you with a ████ check, you going to look at them and be like, "Yeah, yeah." >> Bro, look what happens to every influencer ever. >> [laughter] >> Absolutely. Absolutely. I agree with you. >> Hollywood ever. Yeah, dude. That check is powerful, right? Shout out Ed Sheeran. >> Shout
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