0:00 [Music] amber heard alleges that a jury in the very famous trial that she had with captain jack sparrow himself the juror was never chosen for duty what did you elaborate what did that mean she wasn't vetted [Laughter] some jack sparrow ████ right here hey thank you uh so a couple weeks after she was found liable for defaming johnny depp right in order to pay the actor millions of dollars amber heard has alleged that one of the jurors wouldn't was not actually the person summoned oh so you know you get a jury summons yeah she's saying this cat never got the sum so that means you could throw the whole thing that's what she's trying to do ████ court games man her legal team says that
0:52 the inclusion of the erroneous juror violated her due process rights and asked the judge to declare a mistrial which obviously she wants because she lost big time yeah she lost the public in the public eye she lost on the ████ jury she lost everywhere she's taking l's everywhere oh dude the l's are ████ insane in her finances it's all l's all about we were at a joshua tree the same time she was going there to like unwind and ████ and i was here so hoping that i would see her i was driving everywhere what were you gonna do car gold digging horror i was gonna take a picture with him oh my god like i was like dude oh my god ████ i can't believe it's you and then later i'm like i hate that ████ i hate her i just like calling women gold digging horse for no reason at all with really with really little evidence he really doesn't he's very sweet no i actually really like to do it i can attest hey i just heard that bobby lee
1:43 and kalila broke up and guess what i said immediately what i said that calama is a gold digging ████ now i'm you're not the only one there's a lot of people that think this so guess what guess why i said it because she's golden horror because everyone well because they're broken up now so that means i have to be against her right because that's what usually happens you have to take a side yeah and if you take a side it means that the other side is completely the enemy well i'm team kalila then dude so we're beefing so what does that mean we're beefing so i mean i'm gonna get out of here so it's bobby what is she what i think i think bobby's the ████ gold digging ████ how about that how is he golden ████ oh dude you didn't make money off of destiny too you just sit there and you spend between the two though i think bobby's more likely to ████ on the bed that's true okay yeah you're right that's true which one's more likely to put a bottle of
2:33 alcohol in um pink dick george that's who that's true that's a ████ fact well there you have it so yeah collapse the gold digging ████ what i read in this article about amber i was reading about about it on reddit actually oh our favorite place good source i've read it already i was like that's so interesting that cloud would be such a gold digging ████ for so many years because that's what women typically do yeah they always steal from men bro my wife made 116 000 and i was like that's mine she's a gold digging horse somehow i'll find a way she'll find a way to take it from you yeah she find a way to take her money from you yeah that's rightfully yours dude i was like i don't know how she's called ignore but she's probably one you'll figure it out cause you want your counter money just watch out man uh so
3:24 yeah as you can tell there's not much to this story other than that um there's a new document filed by uh amber heard's legal team they they offered new details saying that a 77 year old was randomly selected for jury duty but instead a 52 year old with the same last name who apparently lives at the same address came to the court served as a juror throughout the trial their names were both redacted the documents so can we sounds like a clerical he busted a mulan that's what happened my father is too old i will go in his place the junior took over so uh i was asked for some serious advice right this guy was like dude joe man i'm going through these problems like i just don't know how to handle this it just keeps happening to me i'm like what's going on and he's like man how do you prevent all these gold digger hoes taking your
4:14 money i know dude such a good question it was a serious question would you tell him he's like dude you're plowing so many fans how do you keep them from being gold digging away and you keep them from being so discreet it's like if you have no money to give them because it's all on luna then oh that's really good that's the ultimate hack because then these gold digging horns are like wait a minute i thought this was a million dollars how come it's it's 25 cents on an update on you jeez joke's on you yeah and that's exactly what happened is like he was just like yo man how you know how do you keep them away but still like have a good relationship you know and i was like so how many have have they taken from you and you goes oh you know i just asked these girls out on date and i paid ████ and like it ends at that and i'm like damn dude you got taken advantage of man you took them out on a date they didn't even do anything cause yeah i was like
5:04 damn that sucks dude dude when that happens though what actually helps if you actually are in this situation if you just yell at the chick like i don't even get a ████ or anything like ████ you you ████ ████ you you just gotta be like yo what what am i paying this ████ for my dick's not gonna suck itself and then you go and get a prostitute no no no no then the chick comes to her sense snaps him yes snaps him back into reality oh ████ whoa we're overstepping my bad hang on i wasn't in actual like reality and that's called setting a boundary yeah because you got to put your foot down yeah put your foot down you can't let these hoes take your money it's taking your money if you spend three things at dinner and they're not gonna blow you if you just start yelling at them in the parking lot they're going to blow you up even two figs i was like two figs high to fix high it's a high toothpick above 50 above 50
5:56 yeah crazy dollars i was like dude i'm taking you to a fine establishment i ████ got you at ihop oh yeah like dude this is the breakfast of international 60 bucks especially now oh ████ it's expensive what the ████ and you got two ojs you know those were five bucks a pop two legends no bj's no dude since i'm saying no but legit though like like kind of breaking character for a minute i really had that question no me too breaking character yeah i won't even drive you home if you're not gonna blow me no breaking character i i i literally had a fan asking me how do you keep these girls from not taking money from don't give them money exactly it's it's literally that simple right just don't ████ give girls money he's probably used to buying affection he exactly right so so he's putting himself in this
6:46 ████ trap right and he's giving all these ████ gifts because i i was so curious i was like i can't believe these dudes exist yeah this is a there's a whole website dedicated to this it's called reddit yeah ready read it no that's the only fans like the old boys are on reddit we know that no and then i was i felt genuinely sorry for the dude because i was like wait so i was just like so ████ confused and i'm like so you okay so so so in these situations you take them out shopping they didn't even ████ ask for it he goes well we have to do something they actually tell you no please don't take me i don't like it so they take them to the mall or whatever right and then they're like oh i like that shirt it's like whatever i'm like you're just volunteering to spend money and you're blaming them because looking around for being a gold digger because you're giving them mad gifts and i'm like what the ████ and in
7:37 his mind he's like these hoes keep taking my money well here's here's what you gotta do you gotta state your intentions right so your your urban outfitters with this chicken she's like looking at some blouse and she's like oh i kind of like this you're like yeah but i bet you're not gonna stop my dick when i buy it for you yeah and then you you seated it now she's like thinking about that because well maybe i will win every time stupid you gotta plant the scene yeah you're setting the deck yeah yeah of course yeah you gotta set the table and that's what i learned from that book the pickup artist me too then is when she goes hey i'm going to try this on the dressing room when she goes into the dressing room i'm already there with my pants down really good by the way it's very thoughtful it's really good it's just hanging right there she knows what to do and the best thing is you tell the person who's collecting on the clothes
8:27 you're like hey i'm just going to go yeah try some of this ████ on and then you sneak into the one that your chick's going into oh and then you share it but she doesn't know that she screams at you you get arrested and she's she screams boundaries and you're like yeah i set those earlier [Laughter] yeah i know yeah i literally did that i did that do you want the blouse or not yeah you ████ gold digger gold digging horrors man you guys are too ████ in your face you got to be more subtle like you gotta be like do you like this shirt or whatever on me and then she's like yeah well hold on you go into the dressing room you put on the shirt you take off your pants completely that's so hard as rocks and then you open the ████ door and you go like this shirt and it's a it's a clothes collecting lady
9:17 ████ sorry i thought you were somebody else sorry but you're a gold digging horde too i know it you're just not the right one yeah just want to set some boundaries with you too you know you're like wow like 25 minutes to fluff this penis it certainly isn't going to take care of itself and you're like sorry i was just pitching sorry i was like yeah you know i'm realizing as everyone's sharing a little bit of like how they would handle the situation don't say everyone i'm realizing that we're all pretty ████ alpha dude oh super alpha are you serious yeah yeah i mean some people are threatened by that dude we're ████ out that's why we hang out on reddit because we're alpha male 1 is that the new song sigma no we're alpha male 1 we're alpha dude we're literally alpha males too so alpha i'm like well the sigma male is the lone wolf right it's like i am i'm not a part of anything because i ride alone i'm the wolverine let me
10:07 tell you how alpha i am tell us me and my wife are going through in vitro fertilization [Music] [Laughter] streaming you
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