0:00 [Music] a woman in atlanta has quit her job in order to pump enough breast milk to feed her bodybuilding boyfriend every two hours shut the ████ up so what about the baby what's the baby going to drink muscle milk the baby baby gets protein and then powder the husband gets this is that i'm like barbell brigade [Laughter] with taro so what's the macros on breast milk that's the macros it's not there's that much protein in this breast milk flavored protein powder well for him they'd be drinking it two hours you said what two hours every day let's see his physique though is he ████ just back right bart's like okay i guess it works ago just has like big ass titties
0:53 he's all above but he's got white stains forever here i need to get some brushes what's the science behind breast milk it's amazing i like what it's in isn't it really high fat i like what it's in high fat really that's did we talk about this last time oh i don't know that's why babies always think i'm ████ fat they're all fat bro breast milk factory which is this is what this guy looks like he looks like the giga chad filter that's the giga chat filter that guy looks ████ jacked why is his neck so long where's the rest of his body available for curbside pickup no way that's the guy dude he says counterfeit viagra on there you can't put what ads they don't that's ████ crazy come on steve we
1:44 need to be better with the news man i don't know we'll try it people come here for the real news we're gonna get we'll get better at it next year next year we're focusing on it's fake news with real jokes that's true fake news um so this woman gave birth to her daughter she's 36 billion she gave birth to her daughter 22 years ago and she she had to dry breast she had to dry breast feed every two hours and use a breast thump uh use a breast pump to fool her body back into lactation wait what's dry breast feed so you just put it on and you just let it pump until it pumps is that what it is until milk actually comes out so she'll do that for two years she needs to break up with this so it just keeps going like this and then it tricks the booby into thinking it's a baby sucking it though what does she use a dick pump it's not a dick pump just there's a breast pump yeah there's one for i love big breast milk
2:37 does this work for me is this also a breast pump like no it's not no it's just for a dick i'm going to try it anyway it says on the box i don't trust you what about this bicycle pump do you think this will work i never go to the breast style so i don't know what they got impressed no you do that's always the guys to say they don't that do for curiosity reasons yeah she believes that adult breastfeeding will create a magical bond between them and their relationship oh it's emotional for her but for him it's for jack medicine and meanwhile yeah she she's glad that her nursing will give his body health benefits why does he just suck it directly out like a man right what is it what it doesn't say no reason what is it called so you know if you're like eating out
3:28 her ████ right and she's sucking her dick that's 69 what if you're sucking on her titty and then she's sucking on your dick and white stuff goes both ways what is that called first of all she's talking about your dick and you got to be really sure you got to be like this torso yeah can you explain to the viewers at home with 16 or this penis has got to be like this long so that you have that much room or you could crunch your body maybe maybe you're flexible and crunch it i would call that the p doing the p the p the letter p because you got to be the p and she's the right piece that is straight but what about the flow of whiteness called the circle of white why's it gonna be at the same time why can't we just take turns that is progressive as ████ steve because that's magical because you don't want to end up with a deficit on one side i can't focus i'll be honest with you guys i'm not very good at 69. i can't focus really why because you're just paralyzed because it feels so good it in the other dude's always ████ my ass [Laughter] hey 69 in your guys's rotation of
4:19 movements i feel like it's like a once a year thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i think mutual masturbation is more done than 69 yeah i feel like 69 is played out how i bet four stars are you know i don't know i don't know what it is but like i feel like we spent so much time ████ using 69 as the butt of jokes that i kind of like feel like i'll laugh if i do it again you get in that position you know when guys always just say 69 as a joke most of the time oh yeah you go we guys doing they're 69 and then the next time you do it you're like you want to laugh at yourself what do you guys do [Laughter] i like [Laughter] it's like it's like this right there's a certain technique that i want to do if i want to do a good job right and for me i
5:09 can't focus on that if she's also sucking on my dick it's your technique this put both hands above your head and chill that's how steve ████ or just come in here bro you're coming here he doesn't thrust because that's what he's doing guys this is my technique i heard on the video that gay guys do that so i won't do that only straight men relax and take it so what was the article about it so this is about monkeys monkey's going extinct it's the prompt of the day is if if 69 with a guy every second you did it luna went up 0.01 would you do it for the rest of your life 0.01 that's a lot dude i don't need to wow i will i'll be done i need to i need this thing to pump i'll do it after i dump my whole ████ stock is there like actual um is there a difference between like a child receiving the nutritions from
6:00 breast milk versus an adult i think the the only thing that i know about is the uh antibodies thing so kids they don't have as much right because they're not they haven't been exposed to so many viruses or whatever yeah so they can get a lot of it from the breast milk as an adult you might be just getting you might be just getting the same exact antibodies that you already have i'm gonna look at the macros on breast milk yeah look at this redundant milk by the way this chick she was a bartender and she says that she found a website um about adult breast feeding relationships called abr that's what it's called so don't make fun please um she says i have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else so i knew i would enjoy this i used dating sites put messages on abr forms and even put an advertising um listing on craigslist but i drew a blank i started to think i would never get to try adult breastfeeding eventually she started talking with her former high school boyfriend
6:50 and that's when she decided it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding see if he'd be down and then he finds that it has a lot of benefits for his workout out of all the perverts in the world that guy's stupid bro she hasn't found one man that wanted breast milk no guys who wanted to watch chicks eat out there how come you can't find a guy who wants to ████ milk your titty you know what though you know how like aunt owned that liquor store right so in the back of his liquor store he had a porn section with the curtain you could go in and he said he would have customers that would come in and say when are you going to get the ones with the milk and he's all like what do you mean you know the when they push the milk and then it's the breast milk is a kiss with your manager yeah and then he's all like i don't even know where to get that and then they were so mad at him like he's like oh come on man well they're yucking
7:40 there yeah he's hurting there you go you don't have he's like you don't it's well he's acting like it's like a regular kink you know like you don't have a ████ titty you don't have tittie mills sounds like a regular king to me joe did you find the macros i did find the macros all right so per 100 milliliters so it's about three ounces you get 65 calories 6.7 grams of carbohydrates 3.8 grams of fat and only 1.3 grams of protein oh that sucks yeah so if you're a bodybuilder it's all fat it's all carbs mainly it's all carbs and fats no point in this dude so just trying to fat babies that's why babies will go ████ up yeah they got no protein right it's basically it's there's more protein in a milkshake there's way more protein in a barbell brigade supplement protein that's true that's just a sour gummy one there's more
8:30 protein in there this poor ████ woman bro is dry milking yourself look at the macros in a semen that i could do i don't know that i know off the top of my head because if you know just from a scientific i believe it's all carbs though i thought it's protein nah i think it's glucose it probably is glucose yeah people just lie and try to get bodybuilders to suck more dick that's why they said there's protein in the sperm the average amount i'm such a child it's a big problem in the bodybuilding community guys getting tricked in a second you tell any bodybuilder that's the epidemic that's how you could convince a bodybuilder to suck your dick every anytime you go dude when do you get a bodybuilding team oh come on man that happens at the gym all the time you're trying to get up don't be like i'm not trying to that's what i'm saying
9:20 you're giving us advice about trying to get a bodybuilder not you but someone out there who wants to get sucked off by a bodybuilder ah okay got it has anybody ever had their body a bodybuilder sucked their dick off raise your hand oh we see the experts not be active we're joking this is just kidding news you need consent before you raise your hands oh what are you looking at me for do you know the average protein concentration of semen is five thousand forty milligrams per 100 milliliter since one since one ejaculation usually produces five milliliters of semen we can see the average amount less than the ejaculation has 252 milligrams so that's not enough protein how oyster has it i like to have a ragged on ████ true well we got to think about the ratio though so if this bodybuilder wants to get buff he should stop trying to suck titty milk and start sucking on some dicks yup that's more protein though that's what we're trying to get to that's what i of course
10:10 that's what i was trying to say jk science dude or you don't have to suck other guys dicks if you have a dick you just suck your or you don't have to suck your own dick against you [Laughter] we're like yeah what are the macros [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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