0:00 how do you feel like being a California resident that's what I was leading up to oh I um I never well where were you before I was a California so we're just getting an update on something that's old Joe Joe did his research as always Joe did his research how do you feel being a dude now man [Laughter] [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of careful boys where we are off the Record what is that it's a kinch's move hey I got a rats turn the kit is this a good quality one uh it's uh you want to get a cat tourniquet but that works too oh rats get chased by cats so that's why this is
0:51 the difference we got Jason chain with us today by the way hey what's up Jason welcome back to Jason people love you good to finally nice to meet you Stephen thank you guys for having me thank you you're welcome how do you feel how do you feel about um most of your fan base now like JK fans like how we helped boost your career like crazy dude you're freaking awesome see the nice things they said about you and our Discord by the way really what do they say they love you I don't know what it oh oh I saw it on you on Instagram that's so nice that is really nice you're a certified hit Jaron case Q said everyone needs to watch Jason Cheney stand up he's hilarious I want to see Jason Cheney he's never seen my stand-up he goes yo your stand is hilarious dude yo I can't wait to see Jason perform at Zanies in Nashville already bought my tickets
1:41 every time there's like JK people that come they're always so nice can you maybe give a message to the fans yeah hey guys I'm Jason thank you for thank you for watching Jake oh no cut this cut this cut the heartfelt I was building it up okay I'm like no but I yeah you know it's just really nice cool everybody's really nice are you ever sad because you're such a hit but then you're a married man you can't be ████ on the fans I just no I just want to um you're not that horny huh I'm not that horny honestly I never took him as a horny guy all right yeah I guess I guess I would like to be more horny but I'm not a because I want to ████ my wife a lot you know but because I'm not that horny do you come fast some days I do but when
2:34 I'm like on the days that I'm not um horny then I come slow it comes slow like it comes out slowly yeah like toothpaste so so like every um one million milligram every minute so so you don't you barely notice milligram a minute you come while you're having sex it doesn't all come out at the end it's not even pre-cum dude it's full come full calm the whole sometimes you could come a little bit uh and then if you stop yourself hard enough then you could you know have a big orgasm at the end oh okay I remember the technique I yeah I don't think I can know how that dude is that not like a tantric method of some sort I think if that's coming it's coming what does tantric mean hey that's romantic that's romantic you know what I've been watching these days that's pretty sick pornography um hardcore porn so I'm really happy that California's starting to finally relieve
3:25 itself from the drought because it's been raining a lot and you know I love I'm a big fan of natural disasters right so it's been what's your top three natural disasters I think well I mean watching typhoons are hilarious especially the typhoons in Asia because when people are like holding on to polls and then like oh my God are you really saying this things are like flying okay I got it I got a handful though because he put me on to it's people climbing on top of their cars where it's like what but when it's all like ████ flooded and ████ and there's something hilarious about it it's really weird he put me onto when the lava goes down the streets and it just starts melting cars instantly and people are trying to run away there is something so I watched the
4:15 video recently right of this lady and she's just like driving in like I don't know she's like driving a Tesla and it's probably like knee-deep water yeah and like these people are standing outside like what the ████ are you doing this just keeps going and then all of a sudden they're both just like it just turns into a boat it just starts ████ floating right and then she like starts turning around and you could just see her go from the moment of like why is everyone ████ stay here it's ████ stupid it's a little bit of water oh ████ oh ████ ████ but then because Teslas don't have engines she ████ managed to get to a surface a little apart and drives right clean out like a hovercraft unbelievable like a duck boat yeah it was great it was great and I I just been because your engine won't get flooded and this video is sponsored by Tesla there you go I just I just been checking out you know how the status of our water water levels
5:07 are doing I mean I'm not a Californian anymore but you know as a person from afar that has roots in California I'll was like how was our reservoirs doing and a lot of them they're doing better than what they who are you asking this sounds like a guy who got caught watching before he's like oh no no I was just looking at California I was like the California rest so like yeah I have roots in California so I gotta check the reservoir situation dude he's caught typing soaking wet reservoirs they're wet I actually read Playboy for the Articles it's not really I understand it's not for the he gets good Tech advice there yeah that's great I do it for the articles are a little intellectual man yeah I'm glad you have a passion for something like floods how do you feel like being a California resident that's what I was leading up to oh
5:57 I um I never well where were you before I was a California oh have you only have you only been so we're just getting an update on something that's old Joe did his research as always Joe did his research so how do you feel how do you feel being a dude now man what's it like being a comedian now man big change of career is it awkward I felt so pressured when you asked me to go I was like I don't know what to say he just went with it yeah I wanted to say something but I was like I don't know I mean like as a Californian right yeah I'm assuming that you have a lot of like I mean you care about your state and it's in a drought it's been in the drought for such a long time don't Reservoir shame him dude I'm just saying is why is the out of
6:47 state or caring more about the drought situation than a Californian hmm that's all I'm saying just double it down on back him up that he's not watching porn right now it's like why are you Jason Jenny do you find this room to be welcoming uh and or or because sometimes I always get worried about new people coming in because we already have like a group right but then I get worried that maybe people are going to be like intimidated because we have a Vibe and like maybe they're coming into it how what's your cold take on this just as a as you're a comedian so you can you know you'll be honest that's really nice that you you said that that you asked that but today I just felt because I I went through it I was like oh man like you guys do have a thing and then sometimes I feel left out by a lot of the times you guys will be like oh you say some stuff and then I get to say some stuff yeah yeah which is
7:38 really nice well no we try to bring you in is what you're saying right yeah you guys yeah really nice and um but now I'm just like oh they're just you know our friends and they're just saying stuff and sometimes I want to say stuff and I'll say stuff and sometimes I don't say do you know how videos work um I'm learning I'm learning as we do this yeah yeah so no but I don't but you're just nice and sometimes I'll say a thing and sometimes I don't say a thing yeah but it's just feels like I know but I'm just saying it twice reiterating it so so you get the point because he knows he's talking to a ████ dancer no I'm just saying he's saying I'm just saying something is this your third or fourth time here um I think he's either third or fourth no because because this is first because this is the first time you guys me so that means every single time yeah because I know I missed missed one when
8:30 you were here yeah that's that but most of the wow you remember yeah I remember he also asked you if it's your third four he didn't remember that oh yeah yeah cause I know I missed once but then that that that's just what that's all I was like mind-blowing like oh wait this is your first time with Steve yeah that blew my mind too because I was uh yeah I was looking forward so he's been here months before everybody's in the comments have been saying Jason's the new Steve it's pretty safe everybody's been saying that that's big they're nothing alike don't be racist yeah I don't know what that means be careful but um yeah that's uh hey say something I'm waiting for you to say you're saying something so I'm not going to say something when you're saying something do you know how videos work yeah he's being welcoming you are one of the most requested people to have back in terms of like fans saying stuff they're always like when's Jason coming back bring Jason back yeah they don't
9:21 ask about other people but they ask about you no that's not true they asked about everybody and that's really nice you know not really not everybody yeah not everybody and not not anyone as often as they ask about you really yeah that you can check for yourself in comments like people are always like it's not nothing to do with you on the video and they're like when's Jason coming back wow that is that is really really nice but also it's even nice that uh yeah sometimes I just wanna be um good on the with the group too but sometimes I'm just like man I don't know how to be good with the group and I'm just gonna do I'm just gonna have a good time yeah that's it just jump in yeah I just try to have a good time you're already on the on the wavelength say the word gay sometimes and think that that's crazy and it'd be fine do you do you read our comments yeah yeah does it hurt your feelings
10:11 sometimes okay well what was the comment that hurts your feelings I don't know I just went with it just now oh you just agreed just to agree when's the last time you got your feelings hurt yeah um yes two days ago what I was doing is I was doing a set and um and I just wasn't locked in with like yeah sometimes my feelings are hurt uh all the time but I just get you know I just sometimes it hurts and I go ah it's fine how do you get over it I just go like this ah it's fine you literally tell yourself that in your head you go or you say it out loud you just said how we got it when you say not locked in were you doing new material and you were delivering it the right way like it was hitting before it's just not hitting tonight or were you not or you're doing old material what was going on yeah just
11:01 a bunch of bunch of um stuff okay like for example like for example one of this stuff was like if I if I say a new material thing and then did it and then if the um if the room energy wasn't good is not good because the energy is everything I feel like yeah if the energy is good everything is good yeah like even if it's not handed but we're having a good time but you know a lot of the times some shows it's like they come out you know your friend dragged you out you know and they go come let's go watch a thing and then defense is like ████ I don't want to go watch your thing but I like every time I go to your house you give me free cheese than wine so I'll go with you to this ████ yeah and then they come and they're like ████ man I don't want to see this ████ and then it's me pulling my heart out yeah and then you see their face like can you see who those people are yeah because they're looking at their ████ hands and I'm telling my ████ best jokes
11:53 and then they're going like this they're like look at my finger why is it here and then I go oh ████ my oh ████ my feelings well but what it but how do you know they're not like me where I'm listening but I'm not like looking like I'm listening because it's just like you'd see it in their eyes do you watch something and you're having a legitimately amazing time but you're just not showing it yep and sometimes I look engaged like a ████ but I'm not there did me and Nikki do that because because like uh my wife my wife and I do this thing where we'll watch something and if we both think it's funny we're like Ah that's funny but we don't necessarily laugh all the time it's weird they go you mean it's like when you're texting lol but you don't actually it's like that's like a writer's laugh yeah yeah but you have to also let them know that it's funny though you laughed on the you feel funny like on the inside yeah
12:44 exactly if you get the you get the the little like the little oh yeah that was funny I like that yeah but we don't necessarily laugh every time we sometimes just go oh that was funny mental checklist yeah yeah like acknowledgment I always laugh extra hard at a comedy show even when I don't feel like it for respect because I know what it's like to be a comedian even though I never did doing charity left it's called charity no I have to though because sometimes I'm in the improv group watches itself yes dude and there's more of them in the audience than on the stage oh and you just know you just know that it's required attendees because they're in the class but the reviews are in the reviews are in I can't deny hot show man because things are funny like like you said they're funny right you feel it and you're like oh that was funny but then it takes so much energy to go it doesn't always hit it doesn't always hit like a laugh but it's like oh that
13:34 was funny that's true you know what I enjoy I enjoy what I'm not necessarily in the mood to laugh so I'm not really laughing at something that's like comedic but then when they do hit a joke and it makes me laugh like it forces out of me then I'm like that's really really funny and that feels really good that doesn't feel really good right yeah I like those moments too almost when it's for some stupid reason it's almost like guilty will happen it's like oh yeah that's oh ████ because your mood is in like super exciting because you're not always like like when I put on like a Netflix special it doesn't mean I'm always like I'm ready to laugh you know what I mean yeah but something will be said you just bust up out of nowhere you weren't thinking you're gonna laugh like I did this the other day watching Andrew Schultz with uh with Nina and there are certain things where maybe it's because I almost felt guilty because he was just dunking on the WNBA and stuff like that but I was sitting next to Nina so it's extra fun why would you feel guilty
14:24 about that in here it's different in here the way you guys dunk on all the time I'm secondary laughing because you guys are already laughing what are we dunking on the WNBA you don't do the same thing I do if there's someone smashing on WNBA I go hey defend them the fandom what do you have to say and they and she usually they can't defend them so she's on my side now we're both done you toss her in yeah you're Advanced hey you're fine you're Defender can you do it Nina let's see me and Nikki were driving into Vegas a month and a half ago right from Christmas ████ right and we get into Vegas and Nikki's like so we see a sign and it says like congratulations to you know the the winners we won the Championships and then Nikki goes holy ████ the I guess Vegas WNBA they won the championship and I was like you didn't know that that is why everyone doesn't care about the WNBA
15:16 you're a woman you you didn't even know that I knew that she doesn't even know that one big roast that I saw oh that's pretty ████ tight I wish I remembered her name but she's one of the star players on the Vegas WNBA team and uh one basketball player was roasting the WNBA and then she claped back with if you guys win a championship I'll listen to you talk because she actually won one I was like oh ████ and I think that they're probably like I could probably win a WNBA Championship on my own just like me like no other players they should do on a man then they shouldn't hey what's your what kind of hobbies you got brother um I like to smoke cigars oh no ████ yeah you like a Monte Cristo I know you like a Gurkha no it's they're expensive really yeah what do you do like black
16:07 your mouth or sort of ████ do you have a human door as yeah but it's like a just like a cookie jar okay yeah but those are yeah the cookie jars are the best that's cool yeah um you have a humidor I tried it I do Joe that's a weird question you just met the guy too personal yeah it's really personal I I try to find like a lot of hobbies so I like a one time I like flew kites oh yeah I've like height and um he likes kites do you like kites I like kite you need to teach me I have a professional one I still can't even fly that ████ you mean the ones with two handles we gotta sit down and ████ go crazy I don't know I bought it from REI because it looked ████ sick and I still couldn't even fight it was windy as ████ Bart would get the one that takes the muscle work to do no but it was a it's like one of those sick ass ones and then I was like tiger like Papa will show you how
16:57 to do this he's like I don't think you know how to do this I'm like trust me I do there are some really difficult kites yeah I think you need to show me you really like kites I like kite oh one kite yeah the only reason why this ████ thing is popping us because I told the kite story let's just focus on your hobbies what else do you like to do he likes to kite what are you talking about he just said yeah Kyle is cool it was a hobby thing how often do you go kite flying kiting once every five years I hope it ████ hits an electrical wire yeah good don't go kiting that's weird it sounds weird as ████ what's a what's a more frequent hobby yeah what's your top hobby I like to when I when I'm on the road I like to eat um I like to go eat with friends I like okay do you know what a hobby is
17:53 yeah so I like that but that's like actually it's like building a skill or something would you say like a foodie kind of thing is that what you think well I just like the food how like good food that when you put it in your mouth you're like that's a good one so foodie he's a food he likes like food he likes food yeah this is why all the fans I'm telling you they love fish so I'm sorry do you search for local food when you're trying to get that feeling are you do you look for like oh I'm in like New Mexico this is what they're known for I'm in Florida yeah I try to do that I do try to do that and then um yeah everywhere I go I try to find like one or two places so you do the research in preparation I just Yelp and then I go what type of food I'm craving and I just go there yeah like but usually it would be like some
18:43 but it's pretty if you if you're in the South or it's just good barbecue I try to eat good barbecue I love good barbecue yeah and always spicy yes sir like spicy yeah I love spicy I like I need to feel something me too you like Sichuan food no because it has a numbing thing oh I like that what is that called anyway we went to San we went literally numbing pepper it's literally numbing spices like Dental numbing well they use this pepper that feels like anesthesia a little bit you should go all right go yeah I don't know if you'd like it but you should try it do you love spicy but this is a hit or miss yeah good flavor though whatever if for real has tingles yeah yeah when you eat the the peppercorn like pop rocks and chips let's go boys and then there's an act two once you're done digesting oh yeah dude the next day were you guys
19:34 destroying your guts yeah it was a little bit I had a hard time oh talking about guts I um I've been eating dates oh yeah and date is really good for gut health I like I love dating I discovered dates like dogs because you always have snacks it's like a natural fruit roll-up that's a good choice yeah it's a healthy snack I just thought you were wearing a diaper huh oh because you're crinkling all over the ████ place when you're walking in here I just thought you were in a diaper I guess oh the sound of his Zips with the no yeah I was like oh no but no judgments expense is that what they're called extend the pens it depends this is a dick drug [Laughter] Bart knew that though let's go let's go hey what are you what's your what's the night with your wife what do you guys like to do for funds um it's like a perfect night together a perfect night together we are in the
20:25 hotel room and uh away from everybody and then just uh eat some ice cream you know put the have have a little intimate adult things you know no condom that's always the best how come a hotel you don't like your house what is it it just feel like I feel like at the house there's always something that you have to do you know always yeah yeah Hotel sex is very very nice sometimes it's true it's like it's like being a tourist somewhere else right yeah suddenly you get to break different rules that you normally not allow yourself to do at home yeah it's too familiar at home that's what I'm saying I can't step on Nikki's head at home just feels weird that's domestic violence wait is that are you stepping on Nikki's head you guys haven't seen that before when the
21:15 guys step on the girl's head while they're ████ doggy styling them you guys don't watch enough porn we're gonna watch it step on the head while they're doggy style like you have your leg one nugget get your yeah you got your foot on their head referencing this whole time what Joe's disappointed though we haven't been watching step on your head doggy porn I didn't I didn't know but how did you but if you step on somebody's head wouldn't you be worried to have a boner you'd be like oh ████ no it gives you a harder burner oh okay yeah it's like the guys that like to do massive damage when they have sex yeah oh you like that I'm somewhat of a Savage they call me The Saboteur I like sensual sex no I mean I I like the Rampage you guys ever play that game yes I'm glad you got to know him a little bit yeah good to meet you brother pleasure
22:05 honestly a pleasure Rampage World Tour [Music] thank you
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