0:00 [Music] are you guys aware of the obsession in many cultures including japan with the poop emoji [Music] oh like where there's merch and stuff there's merch there's all kinds of behind it accessory and eyes are real like the swirly ████ soft serve with eyes yeah it is cute yeah it's cute it's a cute little turd well there's a new there's a new twist on it um your legs and hands but there's a bunch of accessories out there about this right like the poop emojis like there's pillows all kinds of ████ is that not the first nft versus like a monkey well no cats are the first time is there a competition to poop the exact shape that it is in uh that would be really a really good
0:51 article but no that's a really good idea uh so one of the things that that people are have have released is a a poop emoji bath bomb oh oh no what do you guys think it's made out of it cinnamon i hope it smells like cacao something like cinnamon and does this smell good guys butter and cocoa oh yeah yeah that's good does it smell like herbal essence it smells like chocolate oh it's chocolate it's poop that they made smell like chocolate chocolate how do they do it huh and ████ in this bowl real quick
1:42 i want to see i want to see a portrait of the guy who showed anthony's face more than i believe steve's what do you believe i don't think it's human feces here's the thing it's human feces but it smells like chocolate they they incredible it's incredible it's actually crazy new technology nah that's me it's made out of ████ chocolate [Laughter] chocolate doesn't make me horny like that though no poop does [Laughter] no i mean like like i don't want some chick taking ████ bath bomb ████ you associate bath bombs with sex no you're right hey yeah are you guys into like a drizzle me with syrup and let's eat it oh that's a mess that's a legitimate i tried a couple times but it's not fun it's not fun right i will one day desire to try a line of cocaine off of a titty but like i just seen it in the movies dude my buddy that's not messy my buddy has a
2:33 story about how he was hooking up with this one girl and she brought like whipped cream and he was like oh okay and she started putting whipped cream on you know the down below region the penis and she started to performing fellatio on him and he was like this is not okay and he just he was awesome he goes dude it was sticky it was like gross it was the worst thing ever just gotta suck it all up and he was just like i'm out dude and he just i've never heard a guy say no to a ████ branson lee is he homosexual a little bit okay yeah yeah he's like i'm not used to you know no stubble i need to feel some beer shadow come on dude i like it when the beard is tickling my bones well you have no hair on your hands what's up with nothing to do with the cream yeah unless you have some ████ chompers yeah i had never heard a guy say notable she had braces but it was it was the it was the whipped cream part that he just was
3:23 ruining that's like ocd with cleanliness no he's he's gonna be quite normal actually i was actually surprised he's this guy he ████ a lot too he's a ████ this guy be ████ you guys ever had a girl blowing you and then you're like this is pretty disrespectful won't you stand up no why don't you stand up and below me and national anthem was playing why'd you stand up and play you stand up on the bed she stands up and that's a respectful ████ why don't you say the pledge of allegiance [Music] [Laughter] don't take a knee at this time what are you calling yeah get up colin have you guys take have you guys are you guys into like bathing with your chicks when it's time to like ████ no it gives me nightmares well i do i look i do love the feeling of being freshly cleaned yeah i do too yeah i like to be scrubbed me too and then i
4:14 feel like that incentivizes things like you know oral because you're like everybody knows you it's like you're clean you're clean i'm clean we're good same page i want to go like this in the shower and just rotate around and then she scrubs me like that that'd be pretty cool like a car wash yeah yeah instead of the car wash rotating around me i'm the i'm the one wrote she has a giant brush and she just yeah ████ wanted to take joe's such an emperor dude yeah dude you really you do have emperor vibes dude what's your blow job fantasy i want to stand there and then get scrubbed like a car wash yep okay nobody's ever said that before i think i'm gonna i have an idea so when i get a house i'm gonna create a shower where i get those lazy susans on the bottom of the shower oh okay and then i can have a button which slowly rotates me yeah cause then you could never quite
5:04 get a good like that when you're doing your isolation why don't you just get one of those new school things where the shower heads on top and then it gets everything ones where they come out the size don't they you ever seen those yeah it's illegal to have more than one shower head in the shower now in california because the water wastage yeah oh wait good luck dude are you serious good looking forcing that ████ too much water it's illegal really well if they find out yeah because you can't even in all shower heads there's a restrictor built in that limits how much water comes out yeah and if you get that installed by a plumber yeah sometimes the problem will go hey you want me to take the restrictor out for 200. it's like a black box for cable tv but you know like some showers they'll have like some coming out of the sides the top whatever yeah you would want against code to install that what like because it's it uses too much water it's like ████ come on the drought
5:54 yeah and and one dude's getting that's like having an ar-15 they're exceptional they're like you don't no one needs that many shower heads okay nobody's that dirty joe needs it dude joe needs to be scrubbed i want to go to one of those things where you know like um in those hazmat suits and then you've got to get all the chemicals out and he goes from all sides i'm like why can't we have that yeah why so it seems expensive because there's no chemical warfare going on around you right now yeah that's why you know in those science labs they have that fountain yeah dude with the eye blasters i always wanted to try it but i didn't want to get the chemicals in my eyes to go there but i wanted to just go there like it's a good idea and then boom black let's see what it felt like but by that time i was already like early 20s and i knew how to behave
6:44 myself damn what a shame man yeah you missed the window i i did always use uh i did always enjoy using a hydrogen peroxide when you cut it oh it would like sting but to see the bubbles come and stuff like that i was always like this is this is tight have you ever put in your eye why would you do it i ████ up one time so i've got contacts and um i mixed the bottles no wonder you're almost blind i mixed the bottle i didn't know and i went like this and then i just started ████ screaming like crazy and it was like the driest i've ever felt in my whole life it felt like someone ████ came like this i know actually i know what that feels like because there's the contact solution with the hydrogen process that one that would that yeah and then you have to let it sit for like six hours yeah and it starts fizzing yeah but then i was fizzing on my eye and i felt like the ████ it felt like the oven came and just baked i know that
7:34 so what do you do with that do you rinse it you take it out if you can but it burns so much but even then you just have to wait for the pain to pass can there be lasting damage or is it just like being maced well i don't know if anything is probably amazing but man that was not fun sometimes i think we swap back and forth who's the dumbest ████ in this room we're constantly passing the tour yeah we're like we're like all it's like hey can i have the show real quick can i have the show cool the dumbest pup in the room let's rank the room real quick break the room on today's day because like i put a ████ pie in my dishwasher but you're a child well sure but like it's pretty ████ stupid yeah you're experimenting that's just hypotheses yeah yeah yeah that's all it is that's smart scientific you're pretty you're pretty dumb today yeah thank you that's what i'm trying to say yeah actually you did have a pretty good
8:24 contribution now dumb you could have been that's true normally you have some rational ████ it's usually just joe yeah usually it's yeah usually or it's me telling a story about someone that died but that's not dumb or it's like nick as an adult yeah yeah because right now i'm like i am definitely i'm the youngest in the room so i'm gonna do the dumbest ████ out of all of us i don't think so you're like the most buttoned up and like adult person here i think i don't think so true you had like a stable relationship since high school nah i think what it is though clean haircut i'm just boring i think i'm just kind of naturally boring in a lot of ways are you fishing for compliments no i swear to god oh ████ god i was not christian no you're stable though i just know what i
9:22 special of that response he was talking about railing that girl with two ████ yeah and then yeah he said one ████ nick was like oh we ever seen one ████ he's like oh well i mean it's pretty good wait do you see two i like that we're glazing over the fact we should mention spoke for him on that stripper thing oh yeah dude he was the ████ yeah and anthony was like let's go ████ strippers ashley wanted to do cocaine one time and then nick's like not gotta work out tomorrow it's like no i have to work out i can't i can't be difficult but guess what me and anthony did a bunch of coke that night when you guys went to bed this is nick's narrative right now [Laughter] the leader of the kid just bro no no dude ryan's the lead request [Music]
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