0:07 I see him like hit it and he looks and I go there [Laughter] [Music] all right everybody welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys and today Steve has new shoes those are pretty boiling still pretty sick those kind of shoes can show the tongue yeah the tongue has the big fat W on it and then did you design that I did how much did that cost it cost me six thousand dollars 6250 yeah no it cost like 50 bucks they but also I'm looking across from me and
0:57 I see that Joe's wearing Crocs dude it's not even mine it's Bart wow wow Mine yeah you used it for that thing we filmed is that a custom color and it was in it was back there so I decided to keep it what do you think about the Croc it's a pretty good shoe it was my it's my first time it's pretty comfy right yeah it's an all-terrain shoe but I realize you like if I wear if I wear it without socks it cuts my foot no wonder everyone always wears socks with it it cuts your eyes it doesn't come my foot it's like think you have like p████-ass feet do you have bootleg Crocs yeah dude I don't know because what I don't like socks with it is because it's rubber I've noticed it puts holes in my socks so it cuts your sauce but it doesn't cut your iron skin that's it dude that's too much logic show your couch that doesn't make sense oh yeah duh yeah like it'll straight up like start putting whole
1:47 like this probably yeah look it's just me ████ like this because I'm just ████ up a hole at the bottom what are you doing in those Crocs good thing you have socks on Jesus I think Joe's right what's with your shirt though my shirt where'd you get that oh that's one I got from B team it's pretty cool because keep Jiu Jitsu gay or else what or else dude that's incredible on more serious topics bar has been training and preparing for his power lifting meat for months now yeah like that bar era is gone that's our favorite bar and he went into ████ skinny hot ripping correct it's not gone bring back fat bar we like fat Bart that's all I'm saying but how was your power lifting me it was okay do you feel disappointed with your results yeah is it the one that taika went because you were like I gotta show my son that I still come here and then he's like Daddy loses too
2:38 [Laughter] no but uh I uh I had certain goals that I wanted for myself so I wanted to get it but I did it and I think it's just I was trying to do too much like for this meet I was trying to get like lean and also put up weight and then when you're trying to get strength it's hard to do both so like I hit certain numbers in training already that's almost like if you're like let's say you're training for a marathon and you already hit like let's say a sub four marathon and you're like okay cool then on the actual day I should be able to hit a sub for a marathon uh but because of the weight cut the day of training uh or day of the meet I wasn't able to hit even some of the training I'm sure you cut yeah yeah right before no no I've been just having a graphic for four months but you just start getting like weaker and weaker and weaker and weaker and I was like oh ████
3:29 so so from the point that you actually hit those numbers during training you lost even more weight yeah oh why were you trying to lose weight before the the lift well it's just my overall goal for this year like I want to like because I'm technically in Fitness you know but I always ████ around like I'm using he's in Fitness my favorite kind of Fitness I ████ around all the time so I was like you know I really wanted this dick in his mouth hey what makes more money JK or barbell you're in Fitness bro you're in ████ fit right now is is JK I mean barbell yeah whoops good thing you didn't say that let's edit that one yeah so I was like this I want to really take Fitness seriously so I want to get lean I want to get strong and usually those are kind of two separate things but like so for example in training I hit 500 a couple times on Squat and so which means like 450 should be pretty
4:19 easy 4-40 should be pretty easy but then the day of the meet I get under the bar and under warm-ups under 400 I was like uh oh it was like that have you ever felt that before in different Meats sometimes or is it warm up you're like oh ████ a hundred pounds different oh yeah I mean you'll you'll feel like if you're really in tune with your body and you've been training like you'll feel a bounce like oh ████ my muscles be poppy today you know like you just ████ ready to go yeah and then some days you're like you go down with like a deflated Tire like uh ████ and it's steroids you so troubleshooting that what do you feel like the the issue of yo it's a hot fix for that yeah what's a hot fit why do you think you were saying so the hotfix So Silent Mike was there he was my Handler which is like 8K like a like a coach so that's good so usually how proud of the theme it works is for every single live Squad bench deadlift you have three attempts so you kind of work
5:09 up to and you want to like kind of alley-oop yourself to your third final Max so like let's see if I'm aiming for 500 I'll probably go 425 for first attempt for a fit or no 450 475 500. got it the mid house in the warm-up room and he sees that because I've been sending him my videos for the last two weeks too he goes oh ████ you don't look as poppy as usual like he starts bumping the numbers down so it's kind of like like NASCAR you know oh this guy's not taking those turns as good let's get the tires out of less grippy because you can't handle these tires you kind of have to make like on the yeah make on the Fly adjustments so he was there so he helped me still have a good meet um so I hit PR's which is like personal record which is like at my weight it's pretty cool I was Stronger Than I was before but it wasn't the number that I wanted to hit so it made it sound like you failed miserable yeah this is the most like what the ████ is this you can't give yourself a dub yeah you can hit PR's that's a big W because it's bad
5:59 Asian boy I texted him and I was like 110 dude if I could squat 500 yeah you know how obnoxious I am I would walk around telling everybody I ████ Squad 500. you're not being obnoxious you don't tell everybody something no I don't know it's squat 500. every context in every situation get merch made already 500 Club yeah and then on the back and say what do you Squad question mark did Sir yeah but just seriously just asking how much you squat that's what you would so yeah but the coolest part I really wanted tiger to come because he did come to one of my earlier meets when he was two but he was ████ too ████ like like Jill's holding taika like on the left beautiful and the tank was like and I'm like I'm over here I'm over here look at me and he's just like well imagine what it was like when he's at Disneyland at six months old
6:50 that's what I was trying to tell you back then but we went for us I think I know I said that too but now it's cool you can hear I could hear his like little high trouble voice you can hear me yelling for you yeah like a little baby he'll just be like what do you think was smarter tiger or a hamster uh two yeah I think a hamster hamster yeah yeah so at least that's like a hamster you give it food it goes oh food taika just give him like ████ food and he's like that's not pizza
7:42 [Laughter] but you're also like not gonna be here in your audition JK again tomorrow because you're going to another Palace yeah that one I was competing at this one I'm uh like they're making appearance at [Laughter] it the man that didn't hit his numbers but he's special anyway somehow you watched him not squat 500. here's Quan [Laughter]
8:57 wait do they have lockout songs for powerlifting needs they used to for appearances so they they used to um where there wasn't that many lifters so people could choose and cue it now and there was more time yeah but now if it's a smaller meet maybe your third attempt they'll play it because it gets hyped people like because they feel oh yeah they feel what you're vibing from and then Everyone likes it they're right our lifting needs take a long time they're like nine hours what the ████ that's why I texted you after floor seats ASAP this is my 20. ASAP bird wow he's that fur guy pause it go to the later part and then play it again we're gonna get you monetized this is like a beginning dude I just I just want to lift the song Ah that's pretty gangster dude I like
9:49 that the funny thing is they play this for my third attempt and I didn't get my lips I was like coming out hype like oh ████ do you feel like more or less hype though but you were hype oh he was shaking dude it'd be like WWE they play your song and then you ████ just trip over the Rope yeah that's like Dude remember that guy who came out like the guy came out we were watching something and this guy comes out like a ████ samurai costume or some ████ and he goes and like gets knocked out in three seconds yeah it was like that that's the sacrifice I know it's funny because the meat director like he was like uh almost like doing me a favor like she's like oh ████ you guys are doing that he goes yeah I'm like floor seats ASAP Ferg he goes I got you three goals and I see him like hit it and he looks and I go there
10:43 [Laughter] should have had a donut yesterday I know the day before probably all right I think that's something that I'm not used to so before a lot of the power looking Meats I did was uh 24-hour weigh-ins so I'm used to like gaining 10 pounds in 24 hours I feel like a monster the next day oh God this Federation at same day when so that's why you you win and you're lifting in two hours so I'm not used to like I was trying to rehydrate and like carb up sodium up were you competing at a lower weight class I was yeah I was cutting I mean in covet I was like 220 so I cut all the way down to 181. can ask what do you get if you win trophy he's where he's wearing it yeah that's what I was afraid wait did you
11:33 did you win for your weight class I don't even know because we were there for uh uh to shoot a series so once our like series was completed we didn't want to wait till the afternoon for the afternoon lifters to lift so we saw crispy pork gang so we all just left to go eat time oh that's nice books oh it does it's not like the Thai Town one no that's what because you brought me to that one in Hollywood and then so I suddenly rolled up in the morning I was like dude afterwards we gotta eat here Bart doesn't care about his numbers but he does care about his numbers and then he's like I don't care if I won he doesn't even know his results I actually don't I actually don't even know he was there for work though come on he did this to bring tiger with him so the Tiger has a memory of his dad losing itself but he still continues on keep trucking along so you can make a Instagram post
12:24 like guys you need to send your kids to watch you lose yeah good development so you went in there like full camera team influencer style didn't even finish the meet I did finish the meat I finished the meat but we didn't stay until the meat finished so selfish there's so many people there that's [Laughter] like the producers are like they're kind of like writing the story on the spot so I think had we not had our ending we would have probably stayed to see what the ending was but out of nowhere I got a randomly piss tested so we were like oh this is the book ending right here because like like after all it's done I went to the back and the ref comes and
13:15 he goes I need you to pee in a cup and then you're like you think I can we do a video where you come up to me and you go hey I have to piss test you and I just run away and then they're like yeah and I was like oh ████ so they let me so if you watch the video oh that's cool you see my dick on camera it's pixelated by pee in a cup I did all the whole process and we're like there's no that ending it would just be it would feel like attack on if we showed the other part of the rest of the meat you know so I was like okay that's the bookmark ending we're good yeah and then ████ the rest of me so we had the story complete already and you're like hey can you arrest me can I spend nine months in prison while we film it there's a steroid tester have to see your dick come out like he has to stand there he goes I have to see your D like to hold it yeah then some have like a bag and they're squeezing in there you know they want to see your dick peeing
14:06 into the cup and then you like have to tape it and sign and that's fair but I get to call him a dick washer the whole time like you like this don't you yeah you like this huh you like watching my dick how do they prove it's not like a prosthetic dick connected to some I gotta hold it he's got it did he do this yeah dick check there's a guy who just dresses up like a ref goes around like yeah you need to pee in there there's some like weird scammer guy that's like honestly he could have he could have just put on a polo shirt that said like official Geyers he's got a ████ whistle this is a regulation a whistle I need you to pee in the cup or I'll blow the whistle sir that's why he randomly drug checked Bart out of everyone yeah
14:57 just bark he's like um I'm gonna see his day did that make you feel a little flattered you're like it you know I did look pretty strong out there I would be on steroids so usually what they do is if you Podium like three two or one yeah did they check one of those guys yeah but I've also been at Meats did you Podium well I don't know I left oh yeah that's right so um but it's like it's kind of like like you're like in the Olympics like there's 20 swimmers right and there's only like 10 lanes so they do this 10 first then that 10 yeah and then the best and then another so it's like that so I'm a morning session then they have afternoon session and then after that uh they kind of tally it all up yeah but then the story was really good that they pissed us to me randomly so we just cut it
15:47 right there but no party you checked afterwards like go on a website and be like I wonder how I did let me see yeah let's do it do you think that you taught Tega a really good lesson of like showing up to something and then leading before the results happen not giving it any respect and pulling out your dick in front of somebody ████ who cares about every all the other competitors you know not giving it any respect at all just leaving I think if he's older because he's still semi-████ if he's older I would play it differently I think right now I just want to show them like so he's like regular hamster right now yeah right now I'm relating it to jiu jitsu me you know like just if you give it your all that's good keep Jiu Jitsu gay yes and then later on I'm like you might want to try to win something well that's cool so at 18 minutes do we all just walk out I know yeah I'm in right where Bart's like oh I got the results all this balance yeah all
16:38 right let me see dude we'll ████ about his score this guy doesn't even know how to find it here's another website it's new technology dude didn't they didn't used to do that before subjective would you rather find out your scores show up to JK tomorrow I think that's the would you rather I think the score is to see if you're the strongest in the world right or if you for that me for that all yeah for that no in the world because PR means if you beat your previous record because your personal record their State records National records International records so aren't we all trying to beat ourselves [Music]
17:29 quit surfing the net I haven't competed I haven't competed in like maybe five years here's an idea quit halfway so they got yeah yeah yeah they got crazy ass absolutely he hasn't completed in five years and he still gets invited to the powerlifting memes he's got to make an appearance appearance that's pretty cool that they asked you to make an appearance do you do that often for powerlifting yeah I would say so that's pretty cool that's really cool I mean it's like you go in the ████ culture don't bring me into your ████ halfway quitting don't your Bible survive culture Vibe I think I think I think quartz onto something this is an interesting change Anthony come to shock culture it's not like shock collar yeah like you know how they go invite you it's like stuff like that come show your face even though everyone's stronger than you now I'm
18:19 like sure look how much it's your day do the kids these days are ████ incredible say Hey you helped start this thing but everybody's ending it for you better than you oh dude okay okay this is good all right are you looking at memes no okay one two three four five laughs one two three four I got fifth place out of how many people out of six you know what they say if you're not first you're out of five people out of if it's out of 30 that's not bad out of one two three four five six seven eight nine ten ten let me see I have to look see they don't got these things organized very well they're still working it's them
19:09 it's them that's the problem it's not me look at the website kind of all over the place tonight 10 11 12 13 14 like 15 or 16. that's pretty hey that's really good dude top pork people that like like have passion for this and you have left that's great well kind of true though Clark didn't give a ████ about this man and he got fifth he got he got his storybook ending and he's like I'm out I tried my best for like four you guys saw me I was ████ wasn't eating any of the yummy stuff you got a storybook any and he got a ref to act yeah you got a Craigslist actor because he's like he's like hey wouldn't it be like because you this is kind of a loophole you've found because it's like hey like take your dick out let's be right now you're like hey can I real quick can I like fake run out of here and then you could fake around there grab a bag of piss or some ████ do
20:00 some kind of weird thing go vomit in the alley or some ████ no they wanted me they wanted to see my dick after dude on camera that's pretty cool I feel like they chose Bart though because they knew this guy wasn't on steroids so they choose all the guys that aren't because then they could be like look we had a clean ████ certified group oh I think a lot of people think you're on steroids yeah no I looked it up they don't think before this over show us your new tattoo oh God cool tasks yeah it says boom shakalaka DD which is taika's favorite he still says it you think when he's like 25 though he's gonna be like why the ████ did you do that Dad it's embarrassing he's like you know I hate that I hate that sentence and then he has a his goggles is when you jump into the pool why'd you give him blackface I hate this I hate you Dad dude that's a really good task yeah
20:51 hey does does it does it hurt like crazy the closer you get to your armpit if everyone tells me like this area by the armpit is ████ crazy just this whole area hurts oh yeah under your it's like so sensitive oh how many hours oh dude it was like 14. pics what'd you do the whole time you did it in one city yeah I just laid there like this and then and then your hand was going numb like this [Laughter] you even put the meat halfway how'd you block out that much time for yourself you don't ████ up that much time to sleep it's so funny it's true we've all we've known it forever this ████ guy you
21:42 can't get that much time with him he's like I gotta go to a ████ thing I gotta know can't even imagine you going like this it's doing nothing I was actually uh so this guy you have to book three months out and I've already rescheduled three times he was like I Tattoo You No More ████ so I was like so this is that's like when this came up as I just got to do it because it's I was supposed to get this tattoo in 2022. oh but I rescheduled every single time and I was like where is he at what city um Vegas oh wow I don't know much about tattoos but that takes 14 hours yeah I could do that yeah well most people do it most people do it in sessions most people they'll come back after a couple you know they'd get it over a month get it done over a month it's like impact font and some shading yeah they're like you could you could do 12.
22:33 what are you paying by the hour [Music]
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