0:00 I remember the the Cockiness of like oh bro we're about to go to this party tonight oh yeah we're going to link up with the boys pregame or whatever and be like dude we're going to talk to so many fing ████ tonight we go talk to no girls just kick it [Music] dude welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about the things we miss the most about being a teenager man I do miss having like five boners in a day for no reason yeah how many you get how many you get now in a day honestly I think just the 1 in the morning yeah it's good and then see you later how about that visit from an old friend in the morning yeah that's pretty nice yeah it's nice but then sometimes I'm just busy and then there's nothing I
0:50 could do with it you know you know back in the day when you're young you're like how do those guys important last so long and you just I I come so fast in 30 seconds right and then you get older you're like oh I miss coming in 30 seconds and now it takes me 3 minutes lot of cardio yeah lot of cardio people don't talk about it I miss uh jumping off random ████ like hella high ████ you still do that and on motorcycles when you do it and your knees don't hurt oh yeah yeah oh dude I remember jumping out of my uh High School girlfriend's Second Story window one time because her dad came home and I remember coming out the Second Story and I was like oh ████ it and I jump and I remember landing and then going like my ████ head rattling going oh ████ this
1:40 is too bad I could keep doing this and then now if I jump off of like in that chair I'm like ah a KNE I missed that man I miss actually back then we were like 110 lbs that's true too yeah that's true yeah I miss I miss everything about um I people being really interesting really what do you mean oh yeah you know what I mean you know what I mean well when you're a teen just like everybody has the potential to just be really interesting to you because you don't know anything everything is fresh you don't see the pattern no me and Nick looking at people like like oh W I wasn't used to people yet I wasn't I wasn't used to like meeting everybody yet I I still didn't know exciting you know like lots of types of different people you just didn't know them you know and then now everyone's an NPC you don't notice
2:30 people anymore you don't notice them back then it was like any person if you were like in the waiting area of a barber shop could potentially be someone you know like a character but now it's like you don't even think about it they're just there yeah you just don't bother anybody they're just in the way I miss I miss being like really M like mystified by that you know like wow all these people here are cool n it does you don't it's invisible you don't get that no more metabolism oh yeah no ████ what was your metabolism like d i was skinny all day long eating big F eating ████ anything back then yeah oh was yeah metab was dude I miss I missed when a McChicken was $1 for real pric dude go out for high school get a ████ right after high school and as soon as I started driving for myself I was like oh my God I get McChicken and a double cheeseburger hey hey that feeling of getting out of school and then driving
3:20 home or driving around and being like this is the sickest feeling I never had that feeling I never had that yeah because you always skip school no no no well went to school I was uh I I didn't have my green card passport any certification so I couldn't get my license right off the rip oh so people who are driving at 16 I was just I was like ████ man that s███'s amazing I can't wait one day sense of Freedom a sense of Freedom yeah just driving home yeah you can't be Freedom you're immigrant yeah but it is kind of like I don't know the equivalent to me of like getting out of jail yeah right I have a car and I'm out of school and I'm like the world is mine until 9:30 yeah yeah cruising around and ████ just driving for no reason aimlessly now you won't catch me dead doing that I had never I don't can't think of the last time I've ever done that like ever just driving for fun never no I'm always pissed I'm
4:10 like God damn it I'm an elite dude me and Nick are the same person I'm so ████ pissed driving we're empty dude you know what I miss um intense emotions very very intense like feelings of everything is like whatever we feel now at our age I would say when you're a teenager it's times a thousand like the I don't miss that bro getting jealous of everything that was me dude oh dude I miss it all cuz like you know I think like when you're too controlled and too calm Everything feels so like sterile it doesn't feel intense enough it's like a drug that I miss I miss asking my girlfriend why she hasn't told me she loved me in like a day yeah I still do being like pissed about it I still do that how do I know you're still going to be here where's wrong like what I don't get it what's wrong with like Bab stop
5:00 stop stop I remember this girl seriously I'll never forget her voice going stop and you just don't register to stop you're like no cuz I still feel this way I just feel like I feel like more for you than you do for me that's a good one that's a good one I want us to be like mie and love together at the same time with the same energy I don't miss that ████ I would jump myself I I miss living I want that from impulse to impulse yeah I remember it would be like whatever is the idea is the ████ idea so if feel like just chilling like you just ████ get F or something and then you just go and you just get F there's no plans there's no like oh what are we going to do oh I got to be responsible whatever you you e f it could be 30 minutes or it could be
5:51 ████ 4 hours then it's 9: and you're like dude we should just go to that fool's house oh yeah it just ████ it can be across town you're driving the ████ pona for no reason and you go and you hang out that fool's house ████ and you're like dude we did you hear about that ████ Warehouse Rave or whatever then you drive from Bon all the way like downtown LA and it's like 2: a.m. and it's just impulse to impulse and then I'm like dude did have we been hanging out from Monday to [Laughter] Thursday like like yeah my dad's tripping again he keeps calling me I got to do that during lockdown that was yeah like when we went on road trips and all that and I was just like we got to snowboard to our heart's content like I think the older you get it's like you
6:42 need money to do that like you can't just ████ around cuz you're also used to like a certain Comfort before I was like oh I just crashed on the floor everyone just all sleep on that was the best yeah I remember that's true you can't do it no more now I'm like we got to book a hotel dude ████ check I'm like my neck gets all ████ Frozen I got to sleep on a bed I remember the the Cockiness of like oh bro we're about to go to this party tonight oh ████ yeah we're going to link up with the boys pregame or whatever and be like dude we're going to talk to so many ████ ████ tonight we go talk to no girls just kick it dude just like on the wall kick it yeah this is sick dude this is sick this is like like Cool vibe like that feeling of like oh man we're so prepared prep for this and then going and then not doing a single thing
7:32 imagine how imagine how much worse it would be if you didn't talk to each other up into it before you'd be even worse in there yeah at least you go in there full confidence and then have and then your health bar just goes all the way down actually he really uncomfortable I don't really like this at all ████ I'm one HP I got to get out of here dude you know what I kind of miss is when uh because now there's so much media to consume but back in the day a lot of people kind of saw the same thing and they could talk about it with you yeah I missed that where everyone's on the same page like did you see that episode of Fresh Prince now it's like everyone's into their own ████ there's no common thing that brings everyone together it's like hey did you see the episode of French prin he like um did you see it on Fox News jeez I don't know I just saw it why is it that we had to we had we forced ourselves to have hella fun with no money no Transportation easy cuz
8:24 you you just doing what like what BART said you just I'll just take the bus and we're like let's just see where led us that was it you did that yeah in Hawaii it's such a small island so we just took the bus or the food would even make sense like I remember one time we like just went to McDonald's and we just ordered like six fries yeah there was like no Burger we're just like dude let's just get fries trying ████ out just ████ just tons of fries dude we we just make MC bangs like ████ to things that make you just did whatever we used to go to gol you know Golf and stuff have you ever seen that place it's like the place in Karate Kid where he goes in the date and there's like a water slide and yeah we used to go in there and we used to go get the uh the people used to hide the clubs in the bushes so you never had to buy them oh people would just hide them after they paid for them they would hide them and you just go get them and then
9:14 we would go and we would collect all the golf balls and we would go into the LA River and just hit them just like driving range yeah but just to think of that now it's like dude that's so like disrespect lame it's so degenerate it's so degenerate but then we we we didn't even think it was a bad we're just like hey cool man being on a sports team and then going on away games like getting to leave school early oh yeah you know what I mean and then you get to go like oh we're going to play over here we're going to talk to new girls over here was that was that you for water polo yeah and like swimming it lame that me for JV basketball but no girls ever ████ went to the games who goes to JV Basketball G nobody your parents do maybe no girls went to any water polo games dude what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never
10:04 released director's cut and another one two hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I look like World War II Pilots yeah nobody gave a ████ about water ball water ball such a ganger sport cuz imagine the girls are like hey you going to the water polar game today like nobody yeah ████ right from the bleachers all you see is just water splashing in a ball like flying around you're like what the ████ but it's the toughest sport though it is hard more than football more than everything mostly cuz you're just in the water we're not supposed to be in water the hardest ████ you know you know what I you know what I actually do miss but
10:55 it's like with everybody's probably had this situation where you have a group of guys and then there's another group of girls and you're all friends but you're separated and it starts to get on the topic of someone that likes someone over there and you're hyping your boy up or there or one of the girls like the rumor floats in and it's like Yo dude she likes you that it's like an Indian wedding dude that hypeness that hypeness is sick as hell also the PVP Warfare of like two dudes liking the same chick I miss the fight but one one girl liked the dude and then you couldn't say anything you ever had that what do you mean one girl likes a dude you know both y'all like that one girl and that one girl picks out your homie and you're just like oh you're crushed you're like I don't even like
11:45 her anyway she's sucks yeah she's a ████ in ████ oh she's like hey subin hook me up with Anthony yeah and you're just like yeah man sure and then next thing you know you're just like ████ you're a good buddy so you got to I'll I'll drive you to Anthony's house I know but you're so curious you just go yo how was it how was it yeah how was it was to you I knew he would he was great czy try to get secondhand pleasure after SP your fingers yes cockus sick I do remember the smell of the fingers thing that was pretty interesting oh yeah yeah for the first time ever like we were like wo still smell this ████ I was never like w what the ████ I was just like yo who who who you do to who' you do it to cuz I want to see her yeah those moments were super
12:37 cool man good days man dirty ass teenager yeah dude or when you'd hear your friend having sex with a girl that was like completely random you're like what the ████ you had sex with her dude that was always me I was always that guy like wait how what happened so how is that possible this is so amazing like so what were you you guys were alone you guys place that I like what where'd you get condoms from like ████ like that bro like I just the door was open right he's like no was close like whoa that's when you realize how not present some parents are with their kids just like cuz then that takes two people's parents to just not give a ████ about them or or dude in my case the the mom went to go get her little brother from school real quick and she's like I'll only be gone for like 8 minutes it's not that crazy and work and
13:27 naked like 5 seconds after yeah right yeah it's crazy that age dude yeah that age whereas now even thinking about being that quick about it it exhaust me mentally that's true you do some nasty ████ back then yeah ████ I want to be winding dines now yeah me too now I'm like yo let's take a shower I want to have a cerebral conversation want talk about the duality of man yeah exactly thank you back then you're like dirty you just went hiking you go ████ in the back seat smelling like ████ schma all ████ mixing up she be like I'm on my period I'm like I don't care I'm ████ eating that ████ now I'm like oh you on your period go uh take a shower bro what the I ████ we'll wait next week when it's done or just let me know yeah I don't know how I got so squeamish I don't know
14:18 what happened where it's like when you're a teen man you don't give a ████ you're like dude you know it's one thing that maybe you have like the equivalent of this but like when I was still like nobody at all in like the dance world or breaking world I loved that I always had to prove my place but then like once everybody knows this kind of sick once everybody knows that what you do then it becomes hey man why don't you get in there you it's like it's like the polar opposite it's like in there but I loved when it was like nobody here knows me and unless I do something big no one remember me oh I didn't know you can Dan that was like that was like the sickest to like always have to prove yourself every time secret weapon dude yeah good times man good I really like when my when uh a couple of
15:09 my homies were like like kind of blood Affiliated right but like hanging out with them make you feel like dude I'm a ████ blood like do you guys know I'm a ████ gangster like do you guys ████ know that and when people like oh you hanging out with those guys like yeah bro I hang my blood homies dude no big deal you think you're so ████ cool you know what do miss in Hawaii though is just just watching your homies ████ scrap that was cool you're like who you fighting go to the park ████ everybody yo bull fighting Marcus oh this is a whole ████ line you're just like come on baby that was our his name was bullet why they call him bullet I have no idea but I remember that was our UFC nobody in La nobody in La ever like really my at
16:00 least my generation they don't fight one-on-one it would start one-on-one but somehow it would be turn into a rumble and so like I but I do miss I do miss group fights because you can't just stand there watch your friend get like fighting like then you just oh there's another guy and then he's free and it's like you want to ████ join someone always someone always ruins it by stabbing yeah you're right you're right or shooting or like that ruins breaks the vibe you got to set the rule hey guys no stabbing no gun they don't listen to that sh stab no stabies come on see that's what I liked about Hawaii they just straight up respect Hawaii got honor if you're on the ground too long if you're on the ground too long we all break it up and like up up I love the handshake hug at the end and ████ too that's dope it would be a fat Circle and
16:50 everyone's just like oh ████ that's cool the mutual respect is dope I think one of the the coolest things though is like when you're getting jumped and you're outnumbered and you still ████ those guys up up that's the best feeling cuz you're like it was only three of us and you guys had like six you ████ yeah dude trust me there's some gang out there that are ████ weak name them name them they're still around I do miss like high stakes Adventures like that oh yeah like it's just you just randomly encounter crazy ████ in one night and then cuz like things like that don't really happen it feels like little movies yeah versus now it's like like groundhogs they do the same ████ whatever Bart's a pirate who became a land lber cuz like if you think about those well we had delinquent like Teenage kind
17:42 of Lifestyles right but but it's like it it it's literally like a movie where you go out and you're like my mom is a safe ass nice little home and ████ and you go out and you're like at a donut shop eating some donuts and he's like seven bullies coming up to you and they're like trying to be a tough guy and they think cuz they outnumber you and then they don't know how crazy one of your friends are so one of your friends just turns around and starts wailing on one of the guys right and obviously they're not going to take that so they jump it and you start ████ fighting and then the cops get called and you run the ████ out of there and then you're just like driving high speed and you go into another party and then like you're just hanging out everyone's getting high and it's like one after the other it's like excitement after excitement and it felt like a weekly occurrence in one night yeah you you could do that and the the cafes the restaurants we used to go to they're so used to it like
18:34 a fight could break down and the waiter is just they're like cuz they're just every night every night it's like you're at Mastro yeah they're just so used to it it's ████ crazy oh you know what c imagine Asos are so used to F here we go none of us had CH notice that that's it too none of us had phones nobody was recording cuz now you're like oh ████ I I'm going to get incriminated but back then I was like oh it was easy to get away we had we had pagers p man I was not that cool but I did I was pretty cool when I went forking with my friend that one night you had a Pedro that whole time right did you have a Pedro in your in high school uh I ended up having a what is it the the noia one with the
19:24 caterpillar game on it that was cool the one of the original noia games the all time yeah the ping pong game Sant but even if there wasn't no violence involved I remember going to the mountains and we're like trying to look for abandoned like buildings and you find one cuz you heard and then you hear other kids with like flashlights cuz they were doing the same thing and it would happen during summer cuz everyone has like oh you know that that used to be Asylum and no one's there and everyone's looking for it and it's haunted when you go to like Turnbull Canyon and you act like this s███'s haunted with your friends and you're just all scaring yourself yeah definitely it's like Ghost Hunters dud man cuz that's one was hot too that's ghost hun was real that was the priority it was like what Adventure are we doing today and I really missed that every day was an adventure that's so true and now we're just like how am I going to pay this ████ phone bill man
20:15 what the ████ it's nice to see other people still living like that though at our age you think kid you think kids live Adventures I don't know if kids go on adventures anymore not like like when you see those moments happening for other people at things I mean now they're doing takeovers and ████ yeah well not that not I'm not talking about I'm not talking about media but like when you're out in person and you see and you see kids having fun or you see teens having actual fun I still see that in Hawaii yeah you'll see but not like obviously ain't going to make the gr cuz that's just not interesting yeah I will say though for a couple years I was devastated cuz I was like I think the kids ain't going outside anymore and ████ like that but then I have a house now and during Halloween get Hella door bell rings and ████ like that so I'm like oh no they're still going out we're good we're Gucci we're just not around kids I used to live in ████ apartment building so of course they're not coming
21:05 in yeah yeah yeah and we don't go to events like that anymore like I don't we should hang out with some high schoolers more see what they're up to we should just go back to high school and like hang out hey I used pedal man everyone's going to call us a pedal just to keep tabs to see what they're up to we're just like 21 Jump streak oh yeah hey yo I'm 18
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