0:00 he's so awkward he will come in like this a love letter Hi how are you doing and he will look he has like serial killer Vibes with his white eyes like this he looks like the cactus from Mario that like goes like this more like the the snake from Jungle [Music] boo so there's this 29-year-old Texas lady and she wanted to get some drinks at the club but there was nowhere to park so she left her car in a toll way zone for about like half an hour right when she gets back the car's towed shocker so messed up huh peace so when the tow truck driver was finished taking the car he looks inside and sees that there was a baby asleep in it oo yeah in which case and this is what the correct
0:50 thing is to do is he calls the cops the police come they find out she's just in the club partying and then um turns out she already has a DUI and also doesn't even have a driver's license so they end up having an arrest her but um the interesting part of this is that I looked it up and it it says that if there's someone in the car the tow truck can't tow it so I think that this was her like way to get away from not being towed oh interesting which is a really funny thing but then also she ended up getting towed regardless exactly but I think like it's one of those things where it looks like I I mean I could be wrong but it looks like one of those things where it'll work more times than it doesn't because uh you just need to have someone in the car and probably doesn't work with a baby as well but if you leave like a kid or just someone sitting in there in any area the tow trk
1:42 can't take it what he has to do is report it and the cops have to come and then the cops have to remove the kid from the car which probably won't happen they probably won't most of the time the cops won't show up yeah I doubt they're going to come for like a tow truck situation unless is a child endangerment but that's kind of interesting like why I'm thinking why would make someone do this other than like yeah she probably is irresponsible but that's also seems weird that clubbing isn't that fun no endangering your child yeah I mean was the car outside during like hot weather and stuff no it was at night it was like even worse it's like oh my God was the window like a little bit open evil mastermind it just kept going like everything you said I was like okay that's bad okay that's bad okay that's bad now she was a DUI already like bro yeah and she doesn't even have a license CRA yeah everything's like a I think it's just her fault she's like bad on
2:33 you it's her fault for sure they're like who's the culprit here the baby the baby's like I got it yeah the baby's like just put on me Mom have fun deserve so as someone who has a baby have you found any ways to avoid penalties by using your baby have you leveraged your baby yeah have you leveraged it nope have you ever forgotten your baby like any no not yet nope not yet no no nothing yet no I'm more just very aware and protective if anything could you see yourself leaving the baby in the car ████ no I can never even think about doing that even for drinks at the club NOP in the club none that's wild I know it's that I feel like this kid needs to find another home I've always thought like damn yeah forgetting your baby is wild but like at the same time I'm like
3:24 I might do that I don't know like like if you're like a brand new dad or something and like somebody did say that like like some like you wouldn't expect that you would forget a baby but I feel like yeah but the intentions isn't I'm a brand new Mom it's I'm going to go get drinks of yeah that's that's what I was saying like it was a little too like you you're very aware where you're going that night I'm pretty sure you won't forget your kid at all once they're in the car I feel like it happens somebody was like saying that it's a thing that it'll surprise you when it happens but like you just get into like a almost like a motormind mentality and you're going going going to and you hardly have any sleep yeah maybe like if you if you always just pull up to your driveway get out the car for years and years and years and years and then one day he's like you have a baby and I like ████ I can't just get out the car and go inside maybe just like that one story of that Dad that left the kid in his Tesla and then he went to jump on the video game oh yeah
4:16 you saw that yeah that's rough this dude like he um he pulled into his house driveway left the the baby in the car and then went inside turn his PlayStation on it was just like hitting the games infuriating H yeah and then like four or 5 hours I think went by and the mom came four or five something like that it's a long time the mom came home park behind it saw the baby and the baby was just like it gone by then yeah didn't make it didn't make it yeah man that's crazy I feel like I get a couple minutes but hours like how do you forg how do you forget that you're a forget that you're think like being a parent seems so like fulltime mentally like how do you even not be aware of that like you're just like and he's obviously not tired or sleep deprived he's playing video games I was like what what are you doing yeah he's active ex goes out the window plus what are you what are you thinking that the baby just
5:06 coincidentally quiet like don't babies he's just sleeping the kid was probably just sleeping with no memory of having put him to sleep it's like pretty wild but it might be one of those things where like you don't really know and then when it happens then you do cuz I I for some reason hear that from parents a lot where they're like oh trust me it doesn't seem like you could ever forget but you'll forget that's horrific you'll come close at least you'll come close yeah that's scary to think about your parents didn't forget you anywhere no my dad has tons of times taken taken me home when I was a kid and he would park in the garage and then walk out of the garage and close the garage and I'd be in the car just like looking at the okay this is my life my mom forgot to pick me up at school one time that's really sad yeah that one sad completely forgot like she was like a few hours late hours wow was there any it was before it was before I had a phone too so adult you sit there you would like buy yourself a
5:57 girl just sitting on the car yeah I mean it was like a block away from school school is where she picked me up like that's the designated spot where uh we plan to get picked up at and I would show up on time and you know 10 minutes go by okay she's a little late 20 minutes go by okay she's really late 30 40 an hour and a half where the ████ is this ████ was this like before like did you have a cell phone like were you like was she was wait what did she say when she finally came to get you I'm so sorry that's it that's it I forgot she can give you like a ████ ice cream or Snickers or anything like to win you back nuggets McNuggets that's it that's what it was damn you're lucky I even picked you up kid she's like I almost didn't show up kid she's like today was almost the day today was almost the day this is in
6:47 Woodland Hills area oh so you're you're fine fine fine totally fine I waited an extra hour and a half it's fine I've always lived close enough to school to where if you could walk walk yeah me too yeah I mean I could have walked home it would have been prob like that's that's different too if you're a girl though you just leave you there is pretty rough never to think about that yeah we're dudes can literally yeah I have to take the bus hella far you see isn't that nice to be from a country we don't have problems like that I kind of Promise like that you do well I work at this a coffee shop now that we okay we have in the N we have coffee shops but we don't we sell coffee there but also weed yeah um kind of weak weed I heard though o but um you would know yeah but some dudes are kind of weird where they would kind
7:39 of stalk you like after work apparently that's happened to you already yeah and I've been working there for two months and you already have a regular congrats yeah and my other colleague has uh she's 19 but he she has I don't know if I can talk about this they won't know no worry and then it's blocked in their country anyway I know and then um uh he wrote her a love letter but he's so awkward he will come in like this a love letter Hi how are you doing and he would look like he has like serial killer Vibes with his white eyes like this he looks like the cactus from Mario that like goes like this more like the the snake from Jungle Book more like it's so crazy he slithers too yeah and then one day he wrote her a love letter which was like a R&B like rhymed R&B it was it was so awward that's he told you
8:31 the Cadence of the letter read read in R&B read in R&B it was like it was reading it was you would want to cry if you read it it was so like not in a funny way but in a cringey way oh loveing if you know the person love is cringe love is cringe it was so weird so you don't think this is true love is that what you're saying well maybe I don't know but what happened with your stalker what did they do to you I don't nothing he just was there he just was there and the security guard actually caught him like Hey he's in his car right here because uh before that a couple of days prior he um he saw me leaving and he was trying to be slick and be like trying to be on the phone or pretending he was on the phone and he got in front of me to
9:21 my car because he know what my car look like because I I waved at him once in my car because I regular I he's a regular yeah so it's not weird really and then uh the security guard caught him like Hey he's on this side of the parking lot I was with my other colleague on the other side of parking lot just talking cuz I was chilling with her uh at her house later and then he would um suddenly be standing on my side of the parking lot pretending to be calling and looking at my car and I was like that's kind of weird so I reported to the security guards like hey watch out this happened it's kind of weird I don't know people can tag your cars nowadays yeah yeah yeah they always do that tags delusional be like oh what if he did because he was an MMA fighter too uh-oh that's that's a problem his ears would look like Nick dang why couldn't you gotten the dorky swaying guy yeah it's
10:13 kind of weird you to get the MMA guy way less intimidating yeah I was going to say that's a little you got to shoot him now R&B or MMA I think it's safer to have the stringier guy the skinnier dude because my bodygard actually train with him and he said he was like iron like he was he was so like Iron Man he was so strong that's a bad thing to get back from him there's no way to stop this guy yeah he like I'm I can't just give him what he wants just give give it up give it up I could just tell no and that's it stop please offic like I can't I don't have you seen this guy so I checked him out he's unbeatable he's like dude what's your workout split like the guy cannot be defeated he almost killed me his arms in a cast I really thought it was going to die in there but he had he
11:05 had he had cauliflower ears oh my God those are the most dangerous great that's a r bro you shoot that ████ hell no so I got a bit little bit the N all and then um later the security guards knew all about it and then one time he came back at the store just to chill and to smoke some and then um he left and then the security was like hey can I talk to you for a second and he talked to to him about it and he's like oh yeah I know I can get her now she's fine I'll just let her go blah blah blah and I never saw saw him ever again I know I can get her now it's like it was something like that in that thing I don't know two months and you already got this thing going yeah I mean I think it's I don't know if it's better than the the jungle boook snake dude but I know I can get the
11:55 cringe is so much harder to deal with than actual like oh you think it's easier to deal with like a like a I don't know cuz you kind have to be nice to the cringe guy a little bit cuz he's kind of just being like uncomfortable I mean it's easy to just that's more of a tism like thing that's a spectrum thing but it's it's it's really easy to go like I know I've never deal with stalker because I helped him a couple of times and he's really easy to go like hey um what do you want oh you want this oh here you got it for you you want anything else no okay have a nice day and oh and then it's over yeah so it's really really easy to stare him that way otherwise he would just keep talking in a really awkward way oh it's easy to manipulate him away yeah but the MMA guy can't be defeated no it was really hard to get in my car when he was asking for
12:46 my Instagram and stuff because I already told him I was dating and then he was like oh can you have your Instagram and I was like I love when guys do that I love when they do that when you say no I have a boyfriend or you say no and then their second option is well do you have an Instagram yeah that's an actual like fall back request it's a fall back request he literally asked are you dating someone I was like he was like a sorry to B you blah blah blah are you dating someone I was like yes I'm dating someone blah blah blah and then he was like oh could have your Instagram we could just be friends yeah the sidelines the long game yeah it's just them testing the waters like if you're willing to cheat on yeah but this stupid I mean very very that's stupid in my op cheating sir you are stupid yeah you hear what I just said so it's just for one thing then if you were single would this guy have a chance no he just it
13:38 doesn't do it for you I mean I wouldn't date someone that's being in a coffee shop all day oh but he's there to be with you yeah what if you what if you even like coffee just like he was staring like all the time like this too and I was like okay what's up with the Nethers man he just watches you yeah that's what most men do because they never see women for some reason I don't it look like that they never see a lot of men never see women and come to a coffee shop and they see new workers like oh women oh and it's like very Primal what's the question you should go to a Vietnamese cafe here's the question oh yeah Vietnamese cafe huh have you been have you do you know about Vietnamese cafe oh no I'm I'm scared cuz I had Tia's normal coffee to ████ me up oh oh no yeah the Vietnamese coffee will mess you up but if if somebody here tells you hey let's go to Vietnamese
14:29 coffee shop it's not for the coffee oh it's for the titties it's could be that's what I heard I don't know if it's true it's like Disneyland for me that's like could could be for the tea for the te te te yeah but does Netherland ever have crazy CRI atmosphere what does Netherland ever have like crazy crimes and like you know what I mean well not like here it's it's a lot safer than here oh like violent crimes how often do you it's it's been getting worse where lately was a a thing in rdam actually near the the big bridge near the the Jackie Chan thing I love it yeah and um there was a dude that had he was 21 years old he had two machetes and he was trying to slash everyone like to death he got one but there was a really he got one person he got one person who
15:19 died he was 36 oh dude that's a b way to go oh it's freaking horrible and um there was one dude he was a personal trainer he kind of saved everyone like he saw him running with the two machetes and he was like he was telling everyone or shouting at everyone like go away go throw fruits throw fruits like ninja throw a weed ah smoke some joint you ugly ████ Ed is such a dual wielding he wanted to be remembered you know what I mean that wasn't just like's a character yeah he's definitely a character yeah bad dude yeah that personal trainer dude kind of Saved everyone where otherwise it would be more casualties where was guy when this all happen right at her staring at her the personal trainer he's like all this Fitness has finally come in handy well good luck at your job I hope um you don't leave my friend for
16:10 the MMA guy don't get tempted
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