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Adults Who Are Picky Eaters Need to Grow Up

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0:00 cuz GI will be like oh yeah can we get two go two go boxes I'm like just say you don't want it cuz you're not going to eat it but then she feels guilty for leaving the food like so we're going to take it home and then throw it away and I always make fun of her waste the bag waste the tray a good move is you put it in the box and you leave it you forget [Music] it okay this post recently went viral wanted to get everyone's thoughts on it okay adults who are picky eaters just suck yeah kind of you know the kind everyone wants to go try the new Indian restaurant and they protest I don't eat spicy can we just get a hamburger then everyone reluctantly caves to the grown adult who eats like a four-year-old and goes to the Burger Joint there they proceed to order a burger with only ketchup it's not cute it sucks they are

0:52 now everyone has to have taste buds because of that one picky mother I agree I if they're if they're picky but silent and still go with the flow that's cool like they just go and they go and they order around things like oh I'll just you guys have grilled chicken breast or something I'm like that's cool but when you got to SL be a Party Poopers sucks but not only are like I don't yeah you're right if they're just like picky but they don't make it their whole thing and then like if they're like not only the loudest ████ but they're still complaining at the restaurant about the ████ that they're dissa it's like you everyone did this for you you picky ████ it's like crazy we just want to hang out and we wanted to eat good food it's like who cares just talk it's about the conversation it's about the community and you're just complaining all ████ day about the food and it's like God damn they continue it's not

1:43 cute it sucks they're so damn picky and expect everyone to accommodate their underdeveloped pallet Jesus Christ your friends are sick of it your girlfriend's parents dread having you over and your co-workers are sick of having to order hamburger pizza at the power oh they're talking about someone specific oh you know they're mad right now they're hot Mad Hot mad you're not four you're 40 and you're a royal pain in the ass 40 is crazy start working on learning to like new foods or bring damn sack lunch everywhere for you should be eating onions by itself lot of people raw onion you should be able to eat liver and onions at 40 years you should be able to eat sashimi and liver's liver's hard but I started eating it I tried it for the first time in Hawai I eat it with uh ground beef though I mix it yeah I can't I can't eat it by itself do you taste it at all a little bit little irony yeah but I mix it with ground beef

2:33 and then you know other stuff so we try to raise taer not to be picky so even though Gio's picky she she Undercovers picky she undercover so like she doesn't like onions so for like eating or whatever there's like a whole thing of onions she starts putting to the side and then when ta's not looking she like passes it over to me and I eat it all so that by the time we're done we have two empty plates let's see you got to eat everything what what are the things that Gio's picky about dude ████ she eats like a white white girl like what she doesn't really like beef tongue she doesn't like too much onions she loves garlic but not when there's too much garlic when it's like um like pork depends how it's cooked wait wasn't she like eating hella pork growing up and then she thought that it was beef and then she didn't know that it was Pork yeah and then she is like that too and a little bit of spicy is too there's like literally zero spice and it's crazy

3:25 spicy I'm like there's literally like zero spice oh hell no yeah I'm like that's the worst Mexican of all time yes it's the worst Mexican ever yeah the vote is it dude Tiff is like that too she don't eat onions sometimes she don't like tomatoes or some ████ that's her culture and yeah like tomatoes which they did marry Asian guys how do you not D Nikki doesn't like tomatoes like what the ████ are you talking like it's like look it's not my favorite thing to eat but like with everything else I like it when you mix it I don't go out and just buy a bag of tomatoes all these are delicious and eat all together my wife just grabs those small tomatoes and just yeah those are good oh those are pretty good yeah and then even The Big Tomato she just cuts it up and go like oh this is pretty sour dude sometimes just grabbing some salt and a tomato fire dude the way you cook it cucum tomatoes and salt Tiff will Tiff will eat a lemon

4:16 and put salt on it and just eat it oh what the hell yeah that's crazy double double sour like the ████ I can see putting like sugar on L yeah that would taste good my dad does that too it's a salving thing I think oh we're yeah he's salv Dorian so he does that just like how we eat mangoes with skin on kiwi with skin I heard people who can't get ████ eat like that oh yeah my neighbors did did that they like we had a lemon tree they're like hey can we get some lemons and they would be doing like the the the salt or something I wonder if that's like you grew up with a hard times and then those are one of the options they could have done you know me or if leftovers are too old oh so always make fun of her I'm like we we eat out a restaurant I'm like what are you going to do pack it up so you can take it home and throw it away bro I got to eat all the leftover Nikki

5:06 gives me no I'm I'm the girl here cuz Nikki gives me so much ████ cuz I don't eat leftovers and she's absolutely right I barely eat left but do you pack it cuz if you don't eat left you still pack it I pack it yeah why well because Nikki eat it or somebody it has to be eaten within like a day or two or it's too old for me cuz GI will be like oh yeah can we get two go two go boxes I'm like just say you don't want it cuz you're not going to eat it but then feels guilty for leaving the food there so like so we're going to take it home and then throw it away and I always make fun of her that's better makes me feel good waste the bag waste the tray waste all the ████ utensils and the napkins a good move is you put it in the box and you leave it you forget it oh I forgot oh it's in the car I ████ up it that is a good moveie leave on the roof your car drive off and it just let it fall oh no my

5:59 taco I can't do that it would be right on my bed so I still brought it home know trucks left over cheeseburg all over your friends good point if you guys had a friend who's like made you guys go somewhere because they don't eat certain things you don't know I'm lucky that I don't really have friends that are like that dude I've been blessed cuz my friends are like uh uh I'll figure it out they always go I'll figure it out and they go there and just us chicken and rice they just order chicken and rice which is cool whatever I'm like you cool but M dude so my sister like her kids she does this spoil ████ to them where it's like you know oh she she doesn't eat that I'm like what do you mean she doesn't eat that no nobody get to say that when we were growing up what is this world they're going to eat whatever you're going to eat we didn't have a choice we didn't we don't get to eat we were literally forced to stay at

6:49 the table until it was corre done yeah yeah until dude it got so bad for me as a kid that I remember thinking about pumpkin pie I've told the story before but I went to the bathroom to think about pumpkin pie so I could audibly throw up so I wouldn't have to keep eating Thanksgiving dinner cuz I didn't want to eat the ████ green beans or whatever pumpkin pie pumpkin pie pum yeah I just kept thinking about pumpkin pie cuz I does that it it made you feel I don't like pumpkin pie really I love pumpkin pie that's my favorite part of thing it really oh yeah I love it but yeah we didn't have a choice my dad we literally had to do a we had to eat all of our food and we actually had to bring our plate or our Bowl to him and he had to prove it holy ████ did you ████ go on your knees too like he always he always ate on the couch and we're on the T so we had to go like this look at it like okay my grandma and grandpa went through the Great Depression so there was no not eating your food unless we snuck it into the garbage when nobody's

7:39 looking and I mean nobody dude I'm kind of glad that I didn't have that because for me I I since I was kind of like a a Bubble Boy with allergies I was pretty much paleo until I was able to introduce rice and other ████ so I ate a lot of just veggies and meat well you didn't eat rice as a kid no I was allergic to rice I was allergic to egg whites I was allergic to all I could eat was like protein and like veggies and fruit it's not bad Nikki boo my mind cuz like when she was a kid they would have spaghetti nights and they would also have white rice with spaghetti that's Filipino that's Filipino that's ████ wild to me dude that makes no sense it is weird but I I don't know if I've ever had rice and spaghetti before carbs pretty pretty good you go rice first because rice is plain and then you grab the spaghetti

8:31 [Music] with the meatball yeah but it's just car it's like eating I got bread with my rice yeah yeah but I do do I do do bread with spaghetti though like big pieces of like french bread and stuff with spaghetti do steak and rice bro steak and rice is the most undefeated meal of all time like when I started eating like normal stuff is when I was like what is this flavor so I think the best way is to flavor deprive someone and then as they get older introduce like other things but I think um another thing that I got into with my friends is the Fear Factor stuff like when we would see other people's Foods at their house and we're like what is that and they're like oh that's just duck tongue and I and we were like o what I want to try it you try we dare each other so it made it fun fun so we're were like always like going

9:22 to you know our friend's house like what's the weirdest thing you guys eat and then so I think when we were in like fourth or fifth grade that became a thing where you just wanted to visit at other people's houses to see like what kind of garbage you guys eat at your house and then like I want to try and I one of the craziest things were the chicken feed I didn't grow up with that now I eat that ████ like a ████ but back then I do you look forward to eating chicken feed or you now I do but that ████ used to scare me like I would look at that and I'm like oh that's the that's the final boss I can't do it to me that's Pig ho that pigo ████ in the jar stuff is weird I'm down to try all of it I I've had chicken feet once but I don't know if I ate it right wait what is it bone or no it's like it's like chicken skin do you e the whole thing I kind of just like chewed around it yeah you chewed around it and then you just spit out the bones today's video is brought to you by rocket money all right check this out this day and age a lot of us we somehow

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11:04 Rocket money.com off theer that's rocket money.com offthe I remember like for me as a kid I used to not want to touch it but then we go to like dim Su all the time eventually we're you're like ████ it let me just try it I see everyone eating all the time like let me just eat it and then you go oh it's actually not that bad I would have never tried chicken hearts if it wasn't for hwa hasawa got me in chicken heart hwa gets me good whiskey and he got me in chicken hearts what joer done for lately not much not nothing he's never introduced anything but that's what it is though too like your friends are your gateways for sure like cuz if they know how to like like for a while when me and Tiff started dating she wouldn't eat sushi at all so we' do like the starter Sushi or you do like yeah not even the California like even that was like what the ████ is this to her so we do like like the teriyaki chicken teriyaki rolls and like just try that yeah it's amazing that was my starter for sure on absolutely and

11:55 then eventually you just go like okay this pretty good it's not that bad I still ████ up a Cali roll I don't care you give me all the hate you want I don't give a ████ world classic dude a ████ highand chicken used to scare me oh I love that oh yeah the way it's presented cuz it looks like raw chicken with ████ little whiskers on its skin yeah like what is these hairs our neighbor I guess there was a really I don't know like a fancy highand chicken that they they got or whatever and then they brought it over as like a housewarming gift and me and my mom looked at each other like what the ████ is this like ass Chinese ████ right some mink and she goes you want to try it first and I was like man it's cold like they didn't even warm it up I we didn't know it was supposed to be bro the cold chicken is a water we didn't know it was supposed to be cold ████ that wait it supposed to be cold people

12:45 eat a cold I do like soy sauce marinated like cold chicken and it's like it is kind of like what is this I love it now but back I remember the first time we ate like two pieces and we're like oh that is so salty oh I can't do this ████ but now I ████ love dude yeah but then it's just weird how like mentally you look at something and and it it doesn't look like food cuz your mind is like not used to it cuz it looks too Savage looking yeah yeah I mean Japanese people eat Savage ass food too but we don't you just grow up what about not though did you like not I love it but there are like people in my family they hate it so it's I think it's a Love or hate so did you ever have a a period in your life where you didn't eat it as a kid and then you started eating it and then you were like oh this was good I've always loved that I think B bitter melon is like an older person and I still don't really like it bitter melon is just ████ weird I don't know why

13:37 people would like it yeah um but most things I think it's not crazy Duan was like that for me too as a kid where like you my mom would eat it all the time and I would associate it with like being nostalgic of the smell and how everything was and event before I would never want to eat it and then eventually you just go hey try this a little bit and you're like oh it's not that bad I never liked it in the States but I loved it in Malaysia Duran yeah for some reason I just think fresh or it's a fruit it's a stinky oh wait wait yeah I've tried that you know it smells like you pour gasoline on diarrhea that's what it smells like literally it do gasoline and diarrhea but it tastes like mango garlic did you see of the video where they they flashed it in front of a cat like the cat was like this and then

14:29 they got it and the cat was like what the was like what the ████ was that what kind of ████ is this ████ what's a Nat it's uh basically fermented soybeans oh okay so I had that one out oh yeah we had that was the first time yeah I had that yeah Nat you in Hawaii we had it in the Poke Ball yeah yeah dud honestly but growing up in Hawaii kind of ruined it everywhere else for me cuz Hawaii Hawaii food is so good to me yeah and it's like every culture put together on it's ACH it's a it's a Melting Pot all the food so every time I go anywhere I'm just like not even satisfied or not too happy really i' been like that wow you for the long I try so whatever I can make it the closest is obviously look for Hawaiian spots or Japanese

15:19 restaurants or Korean restaurants cuz it's just going to remind me no Chinese on the list you going to throw Chinese on there no the okay Chinese food that's where I go bro there the portion big you saying High n made my mouth water that and I had never had H chicken dos at JK do you didn't get the the gag reflex when you first saw it no cuz the seavoy never did it like that if you if you get the if you get the ████ pale head and the eyes are the eyes are glazed over cuz it was boiled and the ████ Mo the skin Mohawk is still there the skin mwk and you open the ████ styrofoam box and that's the first thing you see like oh ████ no thank you we did me we did that once in in this one wack place that did that and it was yeah or if yeah or the bones the bones turn a lot of people off like the small chicken bones when they cut in half the blood still leaking but there's just no ████ meat on it and

16:10 it's super salty the the fancy one and the skin I think the skin trips people out hold on hold on you're saying there's chicken that look like it's still alive people will still be eating yeah it it doesn't look like it was cooked or seasoned even no it looks like a raw ████ whole chicken that they that they chopped up cuz it is boiling right and they're going to feed died of drowning you see blood vessels and ████ yeah like and you see the eyes all ████ glazed over yeah it looks if I saw eyes like that I'm done it is pretty weird I don't care I'm not interested I'm not curious you're P eater huh look I think I am he just said nothing's Hawaii nothing's Hawaii no I search and I search and I search no like my wife

17:00 honestly I feel bad but my wife keeps saying I'm a pick eater I keep telling her I'm not what does she eat that so crazy then like moo balls all she doesn't eat anything too no she doesn't eat anything too crazy it's just her combo it's the way her combo is like cucumber salad with just meat and stuff is like that I'm fine with that why did she call you picky that means you must have said no to her oh because when we order like at some restaurant she's like would you want this I'm just like oh I don't want no ew in the S you know what I mean like sometimes I just be a little too picky but but I always like I said I always find a way blah blah blah blah I do think there's a difference between like bougie picky and like someone that just only eats chicken nuggets picky yeah like you know like there's like they don't eat ████ nothing so it's like you only want ████ chicken tenders everywhere we go like their fourth grade forever that's tough if anything Bouie

17:51 picky I'm bie picky yep or there's like I only eat sandwiches and hamburgers picky right and then you're like come on man let's ████ eat every something like ketchup only but then there's also high quality picky too where they're like I don't eat that I hate it it's like oh come on oh I don't eat that cuz it's not real Italian F like shut the ████ y beat your ████ ass pretentious picky that's still pasta idiot no no not Bouie picky then no get out of here dude but I think if I am pigy I'm more like it has to taste good picky like as in like like I don't want to go to the s████████ version of what that is but I got a buddy who went to Italy one time and he comes back and he's telling us about how ████ all this Italian food here sucks and I'm like all all of it sucks all of it sucks dude well ████ you I'm going to Olive Garden right shut the ████ hey I'm portion picky I don't give

18:41 a ████ ████ is good that's such a Hawaii thing though what's por it's not big enough if it you you can spend $15 $20 you better give me a ████ you better be full don't go to a place called lemonade oh I see yeah I've been there once the place half that and $45 have you been to a lemonade recently they're ████ ghost towns they should be I hope they I hope they get run out of town yeah it's like $20 for a piece of steak that's like three slices and it's this big ████ you guys lemonade has patio seating they don't that's it yeah you're you're there to plug in you're there to plug in Wi-Fi use there wi-fi ████ that place man that place ████ that

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