0:00 So, I have an uncle. His name is Clay. Shout out Clay Miller. >> Burn him out. >> Uh, he full name. He lives with strippers and he's always lived with strippers. >> You mean like roommates or girlfriends? >> Well, I think he thinks both. >> Are they paying rent or they're just hooked up? >> As far as I know, it usually starts with them just not paying rent and then eventually I think the relationship degrades and then they start paying rent. >> That's hilarious. So you said strippers as in plural like multiple. Yeah. >> Walk us through the recruitment process. How does this start? >> So he falls in love with strippers at clubs. Obviously >> he thinks he's in a relationship and then offers them housing right away. >> I don't think he thinks he's in a relationship. He sort of has like a relationship with them. But I don't think that he knows that they are just like milking him. >> It's like one side. >> I think he thinks that he's so ████
0:50 tight that like of course they're they're hanging with them. Like he thinks all his jokes are hitten and all these like >> he's a pretty funny guy. I gotta say like he he is pretty funny. >> Yeah, >> I'm not kidding. Like he's funny in his own way. He has a killer laugh. I think I got my laugh from my uncle. My uncle CL has a has a laugh that like it's just so distinct. You're like, "Oh, that guy's laughing." Okay. Like I have a high-pitched weird laugh. His is a lot like that. >> Okay. >> I'm not even kidding. Like for at least 25 years, he has lived with strippers. >> 25 years. >> And he gave one of them a a Mustang one time. Whoa. >> Yeah. What does he do to afford all this? >> He's a contractor. >> Oh. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, so he's going there. He's building a relationship with them there. He's walking in at like 300 p.m. They're like, "Hey, Clay." Like, it's it's a thing. They know names and stuff. He's got favorites. I can understand
1:40 potentially >> he's like the mayor of the strip club when he's >> So, how does it get to the come live with me part? >> I think it's part of the falling in love process. And then when they go live, is it just like here you just sleep there, but like or is it like now I'm your sugar dad? >> I think it's like I'm gonna take care of you now. Yeah. Kind of sit. >> Okay. So I'm I'm saving you from here. >> That's my value ad that I can give you. >> But so like are you are you bouncing your booty on me every night because I'm doing that? Like what's the what's the win? >> He doesn't tell us that. >> Okay. >> I'm wondering before they move in. >> I'm just trying to understand. >> No, I get it. >> I'm trying to get to the next step. I fall in love with them all the time, but I don't know how to get to the you're my roommate. That's my ultimate goal. >> Say that you guys, you know, you're you got a stripper on you and you know how they just start talking about their life and ████ >> and then uh >> No, I don't know. Ryan time, right? >> Did you really not know that? >> Okay, keep going. >> They only talk about when I ask them.
2:31 >> Well, they just like chat you up like crazy. So, they start talking about ████ that doesn't mean >> Yeah, they're all paying for school, right? Like eventually they like start talking about the problems they're going through and then you know if you're that kind of guy you just see yourself as the solution. I could see I can save her cuz that probably is very common I feel like in >> especially if you have resources like he he doesn't have a wife he has a big empty house >> right >> like so he can fill it with strippers pretty easily. >> Yeah. They're all looking for places to live >> because they're experts at like getting you to solve a problem for them. That's really just not really them uh going from here to here. It's more getting ahead. >> Yeah. It's like a Saab story that turns into I can help you with that. >> No, they're masters that they're doing it with basically with tips in the beginning and then if they can score higher than that, >> hey, it's fair game, right? >> Yeah. If they can get a place to sleep
3:21 and food consistently as well as getting tips, then you're at a different playing field. But don't you want your own space? That's what I don't understand. >> You don't think it's an investment portfolio? He's a social animal, bro. My uncle Pane's a social guy. >> So, he's like, "Oh, I don't mind ████ him and living here. >> If you just want to if you just want to see ass ████ making eggs in the morning." >> No, I mean the women don't you want your own space is what I'm saying. >> What if you're not paying for it though? >> Yeah, but then it's like you going to deal with a ████ roommate that's like what the ████ >> It's not like that every night they have to go home with a guy and they're always figuring out. I'm just saying like when they find somebody that they actually like, I feel like they'll progress the situation. >> That's usually what happens. >> I think people in that in that market or let's say like sex work, they have this thing where you could ask any of them, why don't you just be your own pimp? And the answer is never going to be logical because why don't they all but they
4:12 don't. Majority of them have this dependency that grows with like customers and men and people that like manage their ████ It's weird. It's not understandable to like normal people, I think. >> No, >> cuz my thing is if you making all because strippers make a lot of money, right? And guys are ████ gross, right? Why the ████ would you want to come home with unwashed dishes and beer cans and empty all over the It's like >> You'd think strippers are good at managing money, though. >> I don't think so. >> I don't I don't think so, cuz I think they would stop if they were. >> Yeah, cuz they'd have so much of it. I just think that flocks of every type probably find themselves in the strip club and that's what they're probably looking for. They're looking for the guy that probably hopefully is capable of staying clean, does have extra space in
5:02 their house, doesn't have a wife, constantly needs some version of this version of a relationship. Like that's probably who they're fishing for. I don't think they're trying to be like, "Man, I'll just take this slob tonight." Like, you know? >> So, it sounds like >> But I really don't know. ████ It sounds like your uncle's really in a relationship then. It doesn't sound like he's being taken advantage of. >> He's in a a house with like five different strippers, homie. >> Okay, we started this thinking that poor dude, he he doesn't know what's happening. And I'm like, he's actually kind of pimping. >> He is. He's for sure is >> like he's got five strippers in his house >> and he's ████ all of them. >> Yeah. This is like he'll he'll never be rich, but he'll always be wealthy. >> Fair. >> But are they not fighting each other. >> I think it's just sort of an understanding. >> I don't want to live with five women. >> I don't blame you. >> They're going to fight all day. Have you
5:52 ever tried five strippers, though? And they know each other and they're kind of friends cuz they all go to they all strip at the same area, you know? >> I don't know, man. Just >> it's like it's like a party rocker house. >> So, he's like a regional manager basically. >> Yeah. I mean, kind of, right? But he's a contractor in the area. So, if you guys need decking or anything, >> that's that's I mean, you know, props to him if that's what he's about. >> That's what he's about. to herum. It's pretty cool. >> He's not a settle down cat. He was married. He was married twice and he's over it. >> And they're probably just like, imagine imagine the like, hey, I don't have to pay rent if I just do these things and then he's got five of them. So then no, not a single one of them gets too overworked. >> And I thought he was a simp and and he's just out there like providing and he's not getting anything out of it. But it sounds like
6:42 >> sounds like he's kind of our hero now. Sounds like he's like eventually he stops going to the strip club. Like they all came to him and then he played the long game. >> Maybe >> now he doesn't tip. He was already paying rent. This guy just kind of ████ >> If he owns the house, he's not paying anything. >> He owns his house. Yeah. By the way, he's also a dreamer. So you guys know in San Diego there was this pyramid. It was like a white pyramid around a black building and it was a furniture store. It's a very famous furniture store in San Diego. And my uncle, ever since I can remember, for like 30 years now, has talked about his dream is to turn that into the world's biggest strip club. >> Shut up. So, he wants to be a strip club owner. >> Yeah, he eventually. Yeah, that's that that's I think part of >> How old is he? >> He's got to be 64. >> Wow. So, you better hurry up. >> He's constantly around just titties cuz he goes to the strip club. He lives with strippers, but he also goes to the strip club all the time.
7:32 >> Yeah. And he has this big design for his pyramid ████ strip club, Panacea. Where does he live right now? >> San Diego. So, he's gonna You think he's gonna do it? >> I think he wants to do it. >> Do you think he's gonna do it? Cuz like time's a ticking. >> I know. Time's a ticking for sure. He's a He's always been kind of a dreamer talker. I don't know that he's a dreamer talker doer when it comes to that. >> He got the strippers into his house. >> He did. But he and he builds he does build houses all the time. And like when I was a kid, I helped him with car dealerships and ████ like that, like renovations. >> He could build a strip club if he knows how to build. >> Yeah. And he's he's >> I don't think that's the challenge of making a strip club though. >> The construction. >> Well, especially the world's largest strip club. That's >> He's already got five to start with. >> That's true. Like >> he's kind of almost there. He just got to put it together. >> All five of them got to turn into like Madams. They got to turn into Madams. They got to find other strippers to come in.
8:22 >> But five strippers is really nothing in terms of staffing a strip club. No. >> Well, they could just be like a Japanese restaurant where you're only open for dinner. >> Acas strip club. Dude, remember when we were filming uh Danger Boys and like we're filming at the strip club and it was like noon and some of the stripper girls started showing up for work? >> Yep. >> It was like, "Holy s███." >> That was a weird one. It was nothing but like these lay down massage tables all over with two stripper pools. >> They had massage as a as a service in the strip club. >> It looked like a bunch of ████ rooms. >> Probably the 2 p.m. version. >> Yeah, right. >> Oh, weird. Out in the open. We had to be wrapped by I think noon >> so they could start stripping. >> We're coming in at the same time. And then we were also, it was cool, we were in the locker rooms like for like using the locker rooms for like staging and ████ and you could see like the girls had like their goals on like their
9:13 lockers and like manifesting and ████ Yeah. And like they were making some ████ bread. Remember like this this one girl like basically had like 250 grand saved up and she's like, >> "Do they make a ton of money?" >> That's crazy. >> That's what That's why when you ask are they good with it? It's like, dude, they make so much of it and then I always hear about them being broke >> eventually. I'm like, how the ████ did that happen? >> Well, my only fans neighbors are killing it. >> So, like, >> yeah, >> it's it's a profitable industry. >> Sucks. >> Does Anthony buy? >> Not enough. >> Do you guys have any um sick ass family members like I do? >> I didn't know that that was going to be so dope. >> Not like that. It turned it. You know what it sounds like? Cuz every guy has like a friend that's like, "Oh, no, dude. She likes me. She told me she likes me though. It sounds like one of those and then later you're like, >> "Wait, it actually worked out for him."
10:04 >> Like there's a success story. >> Yeah. >> Started that way because like I said, he gave a girl a Mustang one time. >> Yeah. >> And that was like his exclusive stripper girlfriend for a while and then I think he learned cuz like she left him after that. >> He learned to like stop loving the hose and just like accumulate the hose. >> That's ████ gangster. Yeah, >> he gave her a silver Mustang and then she like bounced with her boyfriend or whatever. >> Would that would that surprise you if you found out that like he was managing them in the way that like guys will come over and get privates and he'll just take a cut? >> Would I be surprised >> if it was like a like a >> he would no longer be my hero. I feel like he would have to send them out and make sure they come back by certain >> cuz right cuz right now that it sounds like he just enjoys the vibes >> company. Yeah. >> Yeah. But what if it was like a racket and he was like raking it in? >> Honestly crazy. >> He's raking it in. >> But he's like, "Cuz I got to hit my
10:54 goals, Stephen. Like I got to hit my pyramid strip club." >> That would be nuts. >> He's got a locker in his bathroom.
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