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Off The Record: What Guests Should Come on This Show?

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0:01 I'm sorry I'm laughing in my head because like he like lost family remember like that now second questions like would you rather ████ your mom [Laughter] [Music] what's up everybody we are here for another amazing episode of the careful boys today we have Steve back in the room hey Rich what happened he's got an even bigger necklace a thicker chain they say you are what you wear yeah you got to project wealth Amazon so uh today we're going to be talking about dream guests we would love to bring on this show Jesus Jesus if you have if you have any suggestions throw it in the comments if they're bad suggestions we won't there's lots of

0:51 I've seen lots of suggestions from people about who we should have yeah what are some top ones give us both the best and worst I always like it when people don't understand how connected we aren't that's one thing that's my favorite it's like why don't you guys get um you know the number one tuber right now it's like yeah dude because he because he'll tell us to go ████ her okay look at her numbers and spit in her face yeah I've I have responded that way sometimes I'm like hey if you know him please connect us have Mr Beast on I'm like yeah Mr Beast um would tell us to go die in a fire after he gives us all Xboxes he gives us all ten thousand dollars it would be the die in a fire holding an Xbox challenge for ten thousand dollars so Joe Rogan then we should probably get Joe Rogan yeah going on Joe Rogan I'm like I'm like yeah dude that's right yes seven more

1:41 mics it feels like everyone goes everyone that comes here first goes on there afterwards and we're like how come they get to go but we don't we know why oh you don't know why why I see oh what do you mean we're big enough for Joe Rogan oh is that what it is yes but there's people smaller than us that are going there's people bigger than us that haven't been on yet okay that's true whoa dude it's a lot of things mind-blowing dude let's just get Dave Chappelle we can get Chappelle Lacey same same we have a we have our show how does it come back I love Chappelle Lacy he's been back here once right yeah once or twice we've had a few cheerleaders is there anybody that like kind of seems likely that we could get probably Michael Jordan he's not doing anything these days we're tired isn't he my friend works at the Mike Tyson podcast like he runs his

2:31 podcast and I was like oh cool then you could bring him on JK and he goes he just goes to me and then he goes hey uh you know Joe Quinn I'm like why because Mike Tyson wants him on his podcast and I'm all like why doesn't Mike Tyson DM him himself yeah he's ████ Mike Tyson Mike Tyson doesn't need a liaison of JK news to get to Mike Tyson doesn't need to DM anybody because he's got people to DM for him I guess so maybe that's Mike Tyson's attitude but he's he's so wrong or maybe Mike Tyson don't know how to type maybe he's insecure yeah maybe he's like a big fan he goes oh I don't know I knew it was coming out I loved it I don't know if he'll he'll he'll accept me I don't know I think we should just get Ben Shapiro your Ben Shapiro be good

3:25 yeah I think I'd be lectured a lot he was recently on uh Lex that's a guy I want to have dude Lex is great dude I think we can get Lex bro I think we get like I think we could get one I think he'd be a fun hang the first thing I want to ask him is get him why is a young man like you why is a young man like you always in a suit that's what I want to ask okay he'll love that he came here especially we're like okay now we need you to stand up because we're getting the hot seat here I'll be like what the ████ it's like I'm firing all my people as soon as I get up and then the first thing is so would you rather ████ your mom or your dad and he's like that's an actually a very intellectual question what's like I want to start really really cold with you first and then it's like he's like um what's your favorite uh letter that starts with a not even word what's your favorite

4:15 and he's like oh ████ I know who you are here that's Bula dude oh dude how's Bola we can't if we can't get Joe Rogan because they're the same level we can't get ████ Hospital we'll never get hospital no way cause bullet was on Barstool and then he punched that guy he punch him in the face he's always ████ fools up I think a hospital would kick the ████ out of all of us because blue would be our Dream guest I would have to say he's like top he's number one but we couldn't communicate with him we need a translator would you want Eddie Bravo on here Eddie bro oh yeah any problems you get Eddie good old Eddie can we have Eddie on but then the whole time just ask how we can get to Rogan I almost drives him so you can link us up or all six of us pin him will he recommend us yeah that must drive him insane like being

5:07 Joe Rogan's best pal and then like everyone who talks to you it's like great let's get to the point dude yeah yeah when are you gonna ask me if the Rogan hookup yeah yeah must be wild or they just go like how's Rogan doing you know they do it's like was it like Bobby Lee asking Bert Crusher like hey I want to go on Rogan and Bert's like yeah just call them and Bobby's like what do you mean do you think Bobby will come back I don't know where about Bobby's been people want Bobby leave back on here though I know I have received so many messages about that ████ I don't know Bart talked to Bobby the most so we got to ask Bart Liu simu 2 Bart talks to everybody it's funny because Bart's like the most Bart's the most anti-social but he's also the most social when I'm when I'm like bar how'd you get this guys I don't know I just messaged him in his DMS yeah I was like every time yeah but also he's in charge of the production so it kind

5:57 of makes sense that makes sense yeah if we got simu and then we surprised him with the David So Cameo they just hash it out that's gonna be a crazy like we have a surprise guest it's like now this is part of the not the part of the hot seat where the 13 minute Mark where we bring out a surprise guest yeah it's the David So minute it's just David criticizing see Shang Chi it's David's movie reviews with you that would be kind of good who do you want Colleen you've been silent you're using it yeah who are your top guests Hannah Gatsby I think she wants on here Hannah gats people just kidding liberal comedian oh yeah that's good all right and then on what's let's just have those three I don't know

6:48 dude I just feel like inviting Ben Shapiro's like inviting like your teacher the way you said that too yo he's younger than us too yeah it is but he acts how old is he uh he's got to be in his like early 30s or something no way dude he's like 45. well maybe not younger than you but he's like 45 years old no ████ way you don't have any Anthony that you want to bring on here yeah one day I'm I'm sure we'll maybe get Jackson dude I feel like Jackson who the ████ is that you know she's a ████ rock of the world he straight up said he wants to come here and he wants to he wants to Duke it out with Joe because Joe said he's 40 years old dude I feel like he's a fun Hank too and literally people are in the

7:39 comments asking about JK news and stuff and he watches he watches a lot no offense Jackson they're really bad at pitching people I asked like 17 times who's who's this Jackson Michael Jackson he's the Chinese Rock not the number one like pop Superstar I had him ████ confused oh my man and blame me I don't I'm not your audience now you're ████ that's true that's true he's like the coolest Dude too he's like but he wants to fight me let's go singer dancer everything what um he is Olympic level fencing yeah see you know the guy I'm talking about the Jackson Wings former Pop Style Jackson Wang I think you said it though okay now I believe you sure 40 year old pop star you talking about like Psy or something no I'm talking about the guy that used to be popular no he's Taiwan like a Chinese pop star

8:29 no he talked to us he talks to a ████ oh Vanessa he's 40 something I think he's 40 yeah yeah that's what I was thinking Family Guy you're a huge fan yeah what's his ████ name yeah this is sick though but that's why I got Jackson Wang and Venice woo mixed up and ████ got it got it because it's a Taiwanese pop star they're like two generations apart yeah well I don't listen into that ████ that's what don't be racist keep defending yourself was anybody in this room into skateboarding at all yeah we got Tony Hawk oh I bet we can get Tony Hawk you think we get Tony Hawk I don't know and the whole time we just asked him to do a kickflip what about what about day one song that's old school day one song I'm trying to get him onto our podcast

9:19 because we we got a merch so he was like repping like ninja stuff we kept on trying to get him on his podcast our podcast but he kind of like ghosted us tell him to JK needs first okay let's get chatted what can they but can they talk though that's the question you can skate we could just get him do kickflips whole time yeah just just cut it in between the talking oh you know who I would like to get uh that ████ uh Asian kid arm wrestler that's destroying everybody oh the hot dog eater kid too oh yeah Kobayashi he's the best you called him a kid isn't that the old as ████ yeah he's old is he Kobayashi yeah not old but like I'm old you don't like Joey Chestnut he's the guy who took his crown oh he did I remember that he's like the top G right now he's a top dog all right nevermind I don't want to get Kobayashi Chestnut you want that guy huh what about from like the fighting scene if you have somebody from the fighting scene right here who would it be Nick oh

10:11 dude I would love to have hubby bro I would love to talk to Habib but what would you ask him so like what like Muslim like what's the deal Islam like what's the deal I'm thinking about transferring over it are these ████ breaks of uh to see her hosting him oh man I hope I don't die for some reason no like fighting you wouldn't ask him what his favorite color is it's not dude that'll be my first question Joe absolutely who's that guy with a lot ████ tons of muscles the liver King oh do the liver King you think when you get liver King I think he's a wild boy though he won't give us a straight answer I wish we were able to get the uh Detroit urban survival guys yeah we almost did yeah or just Steven Seagal in general oh my God Stevenson Gall would be nuts you know what my luck is you guys be doing videos with students go and I'm you know I'm in Las Vegas and

11:02 I'm like oh like oh yeah sorry you weren't on the Block this week and I'm like you guys got students to go I wonder if I could play I could ask my friend if Randy Couture would come on dude go away yeah my friends uh his his wife what see dude Ryan has all the hookups he's like oh like my friend is his wife yeah yeah I could ask that would be kind of cool Ryan's a ████ Dos Equis man for real I'd be like Randy Couture how'd you learn all that all that wooden acting [Laughter] was it okay was it all right we gotta try to bring it back I think I've ever seen him make that face so who are some of the worst guests

11:53 holy Shore I would say yeah and I think that's fine to say spitball and just spitballing this format's not for everybody he didn't like being here right no no he was by the way I don't blame him no he said it himself no I used to have to drive here from like Hollywood he came in in a bad mood and I think like he was just going through a hard time at the time and like maybe he was insecure about the YouTube audience it was just fresh so I was just like yo man like it's chill like our audience knows who you are like we're not we don't have an audience of 10 year olds like you think like like our our fans are like in their 30s like yeah they're gonna remember you don't worry about it he was nervous about that he was very nervous because he thought he didn't get made fun of no he thought that the audience is a bunch of 12 year old teeny boppers that because that is that is the main YouTube audience YouTube is a younger audience but I was

12:45 like not the reason why you're here is because a lot of our fans will remember you yeah and then so after that he was like okay let's do this he was supposed to do like much longer but I think like after a while he's just like no I'm done remember though he also walked into this glorious office like I said there's a lot there's a lot of factors like driving all the way from Hollywood to here sucks sometimes because it's an hour and a half it has nothing to do with JK it just sucks to come all the way in traffic yeah so I get it right and then you show up and you don't know anybody we have like a little group we have a good group mind and then you're the odd Man app so I get that too but like just just be cool don't be like kind of he came in he was hot to Bart immediately and that's when I was like oh ████ this guy all right he was mean to Bart immediately Bart just like told a Bart just told like a you know like when you're bullshitting in a room where you don't know anybody yet like Bart just told like one of those like little

13:35 jokes about how um you remember what exactly what it was Joe I don't remember I just remember the demeanor was pretty like there was an attitude problem yeah and I was like no one's ever been this rude when they walked in never like it was immediately I I mean I took it as insecurity because the questions were like oh are they gonna know who I am and then maybe it was just like he shielded up because he was afraid about the audience but then but then it continued on and I thought that we'd be cool after that conversation but it was just like he was just being mean and we're just like why what is this like and in the specific meanness was just he would just be staring at like like we're all riffing and he's just staring staring yeah not a part of the of the group just having a conversation or trying and you kept we would lob things like he'd like to set it up for a minute yeah

14:26 just the ball Falls he doesn't even want to be part of it so I was like whoa and he did one of these like like that yeah it was like that yeah and it was like dude we're trying to entertain I don't know what's going on but like what the ████ did you say something when the cameras were off like hey maybe maybe I think the room was just trying to process what was happening and we needed to we needed to shoot so we were just going going and then like he was just like I'm out of here and then so after the door closed we were like whoa what the ████ was that what the ████ just happened you guys should have tried more like quotes like wheeze the juice or something like that he probably would have loved that problem is I forgot so many of them like I really did it was years ago yeah it was so long ago Dude I ████ love Encino Man I haven't seen it in so long I really like I'm sad that that's what happened I loved it I loved it to his point though it is you know even with

15:17 other guests and stuff sometimes it is difficult to come in here and like just join in the banter I think when we do like our otrs we talked about this before right or we're actually like you know the guest is here we're addressing a lot of the topics about them if they're like whether it be Hollywood real estate whatever we're talking about that topic it's really easy to like kind of Riff with people that they don't know then suddenly we get into like man gets eaten by an alligator and blah blah and they're like what the ████ am I doing here that's true yeah that's a good point that's a good point and we're like hey we got like 18 more videos of this all right you good okay to play Devil's Advocate don't you think these people accepting or going on to a commentary show or whatever it may be wouldn't they do their research prior and then and then you would think you would think you would think they would be like maybe this isn't for me and I'll do it Steve I don't want to hear it

16:07 you do you do it actually it's a compliment to you [Laughter] this guy's good he's so good I can I can hook these whites so easy that's the that's the bait all women's side yeah wait a second he understands us look half of this ████ half of the ████ that you hear YouTubers talking about like products wise they just read about ████ three seconds before they're talking about it there's no way they're sitting there doing research about the shows I promise you I promise you that ████ that's paying them that ████ they probably left saying like yelling at their publicist I can't believe you brought me on this ████ circus ████ where is it I'm booked Monterey Park how long hour and a half the bathrooms are dirty but here's what I don't get right it's in there regardless so so here's

16:58 the thing it's like regardless of what's going on and how you judge it yeah you got to be at least like a decent level like we all have a a common decent respect for each other yes but the way that you know he was acting that day was just flat out rude yeah and it was it was just it was like there was no point that's what I thought there was no point to be that rude bar was being nice did a friendly little one everyone was trying to lift him up and like support his insecurities and come you know just just be like yo man join in it's good and and I was like what the ████ yeah it was weird so that was the weirdest kind of encounter I've had with with a person that's sits sat here before you know what I think I think we should do a Redemption for probably sure dude he's welcome to come back and I'm down to talk about it too because I was just like like hey what was going on in your

17:49 life can I say anything to that one oh oh I I believe I'm a big-time believer s in the USA this is the land of the second chance see thank you I believe in that and I don't take any I'm not taking it personal because I I'm I know that during that time um I think that's when he lost his mom or dad too or like it was right around that air so so I know I know we should have led with that Joe ████ now I feel like man I didn't like it I don't know it could have been a year no dude Redemption it could have been a year could have been a lot of different reasons all I'm saying is I know people have life right so you're allowed to be a dick from a time to time but then like I'm not taking it personal I just don't know what's going on and he couldn't keep it together that's all like talk to me baby yeah talk to me it's like if you can't keep it together you're gonna you're going through a hard time you're being rude to other people mean and ████

18:39 like that's ████ up I'm sorry I'm laughing in my head because like he like lost family remember like that now second question is like would you rather ████ your mom it's a it's a staple of JK news that's why you lead with that question you have to answer if you're gonna sit in this chair go to your head oh you know you know who I would like uh uh Sun Kang oh yeah man he's so cool do you know this no yeah uh Fast and Furious he looks mad he's like no I was just thinking about it I was like no okay so the Asian dude are fast and furious who like dies but he doesn't die Oh Yeah from the you're talking about from Tokyo Drift yeah and then he comes back comes back in like the last one his name is oh dude and drift King dude would be cool oh dude people call me DK sometimes makes me feel wasn't his hot girlfriend like a a super she's done really well right

19:39 together I didn't watch Tokyo Drift it's not until it's later that he gets with her Joe's back everybody Joe's back that's a joke clip bro that's a joke it only happens in Wonder Woman Tokyo Drift I was like that's a classic I watch Tokyo Drift I didn't watch did you see two one or two women jeez this guy give him a raise 200. cut our pay give him a raise whatever's left okay shake the pennies out of my check into this guys into this guy's check dude come on let me give him my bank card come on dude hey you got to do another dummy too man

20:30 we're gonna have to redo the whole thing [Music] thank you

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