0:00 [Music] so in other mike tyson news unrelated to his uh flight where he was socking the dude uh there's a recent state law that went into play that prohibits mike tyson from being able to sell his gummies in colorado what oh the gummies that are holyfield ears he's got these cannabis gummies that are shaped like holyfield ears that's so funny that's tight that's hilarious what were they called again um i thought it was a little tight oh there's an actual like holyfield related name i think so do you think holyfield signed off on this our ears i think our ears power here yeah they're so cool now that's where
0:51 ears are power ears mic bites they look like pieces of beef drip yeah they look like little ear yeah i love hearing them talk like holyfield and mike tyson because it's like now that they're just chill like older dudes homies and then they're like man i was so scared of you dude [Laughter] he was so scared like he was just like dude you're ████ killing everyone but i knew that like i was beating everyone too but no one was giving me like any of the props that i deserved because you just had this guy that's just knocking people out she was like i knew i had to fight you at one point but i was scared s███████ edit their ████ i do some of their clips and thumbnails and stuff for their for mike tyson's hot boxing do you really
1:42 never did you never ask can i meet mike tyson no you should what i would love to meet him because like there you don't want to bother him though so because he like yeah i'm about eight feet away it's like i'm going through a different company so they're hiring you're going wow that's cool oh you had a vietnamese [Laughter] holyfield mike tyson had a very very famous fight in which iconic yeah holyfield kind of like headbutted him during the fight so as retaliation mike tyson bit a chunk of his ear off actually more than once in the fight he
2:32 bit his ear one time didn't take the chunk off and then the second time he did it really good piece so then now mike tyson has a gummy company for cannabis gummies and the gums are shaped like ears yeah they're called microbiota colorado why do you think it can't be sold only in colorado is it because of the the the they have really different laws for weed and ████ because they first started that stuff they do actually yeah they have different laws for marijuana edibles yeah what do you what do you think what specifically prohibits that don't do that with your eyebrows you can't have edibles wait you can have other edibles yeah you can have you can have edibles but then basically there's a colorado law that prohibits edibles to be shaped like humans animals or fruit because they think it'll attract children's interest ears like fruit snacks it counts that's the sad thing is you know even though it's
3:22 like really made as like an insider joke for the you know so you can't you can't sell gummy bears in the state of colorado no you can't get cannabis shaped like a bear though but not not a cannabis gummy bear yeah yeah that kind of does make sense a little bit if you're thinking about the kids that's crazy but like most gummies look like kid-friendly like you want to eat them anyway even if they're not cheap well i want to know what colorado gummies look like if it makes it look unfun yeah that's true if they don't have cbd it could be yeah yeah yeah yeah like the cbd gummies i want to see if it looks like sad oh i get their point it's like what if you're high and you leave that ████ around the house and your ████ kid goes right there what what should it look like that would deter a child but i thought that's ████ wouldn't that be up to the store like you just don't carry those gummies at
4:14 like a target or something right you just get them at like a dispensary well they just wouldn't yeah they just can't be sold so i guess like you wouldn't be able to do any kind of inventory deal with anybody because you know it's like you know things out here you can't legally sell them but you can have them yeah yeah you know like car mods and ████ like you can't or like parts yeah yeah butterfly knife yeah display yeah but that's that's a reason they think uh it falls under that degree of like oh that's a human-shaped thing yeah which is kind of a shame because it's kind of you know so it's so good yeah it's hilarious kid though did you look at a gummy and go ooh that's an elbow kids now wouldn't even know the context like that ████ so long ago like we were kids basically when that happened yeah so it's like adults are gonna really want that inside joke to have that gummy but sorry colorado oh just in colorado right
5:06 so yeah just colorado everywhere else oh they're pro ear gummy pro heaters pro your gummy what is your guys favorite gummy oh my goodness what charlie eggs charlie eggs oh what the hell is that gummy worms but the eggs bro the dinosaur egg trolley i've never seen that ████ oh truly oh okay i remember that brand yeah i like those um what are those japanese ones where it's like individually packed hot dogs and hamburgers and ████ those oh yeah yeah yeah they're like circles it's like grape or like peach oh individually wrapped you know no no not high chews no but they would always be next to them though it's like fruit gummies yeah it's fruit gummies yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah those little like strawberries i've seen that one yeah it never had an like an english
5:56 name though it was just like a symbol it said like candy candy [Laughter] you'll see a sign that says those are good too the coca-cola bottle ones are good oh the coke bottles are bomb yeah swedish fish i don't know if that counts yeah it's a classic i think it's like it's like this can't go wrong yeah you know australian gummies are completely different from ours because they use different sugar do you like them better i like them dude yeah my girlfriend always complains that
6:46 they're not the same out here it's soft it's a different texture i like them when they're hard like a gummy bear like your gummy's hard your fries yeah i like yeah i like hard like gummy bears like i hate soft gummy bears yeah i like them like chewy you like it when you bite it and it looks white like it's so old it's chocolate yes sometimes yeah it's just like really old red vines basically yeah we got a lot of beer for you dude those are aged i i know i i always grab them when i age those i like them those are great red a5 red vines i don't know why i'm jerky i like it like just chewy and hard you like a chew to it yeah you like licorice i do do twizzlers i love twizzlers twizzler's a chewy one it is a sweet tart ropes oh those are fire hey fire got a good
7:37 alt kick those are delicious candy uh movie theaters oh they got exclusive no no it's a licorice on the outside the inside has like this fruit filling it's like it's white have any of you guys do any of you guys eat cbd gummies or uh or cannabis sometimes i just yeah sometimes sometimes what's the effect like like what is it like uh you look like a stone cbd guppies without thc oh cbd yeah what does that do i don't know i don't i feel like just more relaxed it just chills you out chill yeah more relaxation doesn't do ████ to me yeah no you know what i was like kidding i just feel good when i was a kid i liked i liked the um gobstoppers right are those the ones with the what's oh gushers oh yeah filling inside where it's like like just
8:28 juice in there but now that i'm older i'm like man how long has that juice been sitting in there oh my that's got to be like it's borderline expired or something yeah that's true now you have all this logic you know but as a kid i can't wait for it to gush all over my mouth yeah it's probably made of like pure preservatives that it's like yeah never thought about that for like four months and it's still good i thought gushers though was genius like that's the perfect thing for a kid like it's so weird enough and the and the advertising marketing was perfect like the ████ heads remember they would eat it and their head would turn to a fruit and they would go whoa or like a gum that comes in a tape yeah yeah and you're like oh i have six inches and then just start put oh yeah i could do the whole thing yeah yeah it was great yeah that's so funny i mean
9:18 anything's better than remember big league chew bigly i used to play around with those all the time dude yeah did you ever take up smoking no my my family did though like my uncles inspired look how cool he looked check it out i'd roll him up with my white shirt is that our son i'd be packing my candy cigarettes also let's go get some cigarettes they have a couple of these candy shops and it's like it's like a it's like a sweet factory like back in the day where you could get all kinds of ████ oh yeah you feel like they have everything right and they have all those throwback
10:08 candies like they have a ████ barrel full of like cigarette gummies all that ████ and i was like what the ████ i thought the bandies dude like the cigar ones yeah the cigar ones there was like bubble gum i think we knew how far they actually tried to go and then they went nah let's see like candy i want to see the real life remember raven's revenge yes dude what is that sounds full from it it was the powders dude i like powder and you can pick the powder and you put it in a tube and then you would like it was like green apple and it was like it was literally like powder and then you just like a pixie stix kind of sort of like pixie sticks but then some kids were doing that we're doing that with sweet tarts remember like the no no smarties smarties i knew kids i need some degenerates who would like crush it up and then like to ████ around
10:58 oh yeah you guys won't try this i don't know what my parents do all the time mom and dad and they're like putting on their teeth and everything it was like a three pack thing and then you could really yeah dip it sticks oh yeah yeah i just made up a name ████ sticks dipping [Laughter] did you guys ever have that one where it's like wax paper and there's just dots on it with like yellow or blue that's some old-timey candy i've seen it i've seen that what does it taste like i don't know i was wondering if you guys tasted sounds so abstract like our parents are just making just like yeah oh it's deconstructed candy artisanal cake what about like white rabbit candies white rabbits where you can eat the paper yeah oh
11:49 it's about the asian candy asian candy yeah yeah those are bomb those are they have those rice chew things it's like it's like green and it's like um it's it's a japanese one it looks like it's made in like world war one and ████ and there's like a ████ fat baby on the cover and then when you open it up there's like a it's wrapped in rice paper but it's like an orange chewy rice candy mmm no that sounds bomb that's asian too oh that's japanese and that's when i think i know you're talking about that's like that's like you almost break your teeth on it yeah but they were so good though they were fire i used to sneak in my ground legs though you want to go through ha ha they're number one so many good asian kids aren't even made out of i don't know what it was like it's it's is it no no it's made out of spare something spare tire gotta be like something that
12:39 they didn't use and they're like it's delicious you look like a ████ dynamite dude yeah yeah yeah you rip it open you would take a whole stack of them to try to bite it the perfect bite yes you know what would have been really cool if back in the day there was an asian ice cream truck that had all these like asian candies you know that i should check out all the mexican bomb ass weird candies that everybody like knew but there was never like an asian dude that's actually pretty cool like if someone made that right now that actually vw bus [Music]
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