0:00 I think they just wanted to spend more money on the season two H I don't watch asan unless I'm in it or my friends are yeah same same I saw brother son but even when my friends are in it you got to really beg me to watch that ████ but I think it actually hurts it when you fake like Asian stuff for being Asian or they just got [Music] taste what is something that you are you swear people are pretending they like it and they don't actually like it m liberal views yeah probably yeah you think they're you think they're just pretending cuz they ain't really about it oh it's easier to say are you inviting homeless people into your house yeah yeah yeah you don't care that much
0:51 you want other people to deal with it for you are you inviting illegal immigrants into your house you know what I mean like that kind of ████ yeah so annoying girl like are you actually living by your words or you just like it's nice to say you believe in because it's very hard to live by your words especially if you're pointing your finger wagging at people plastic straws this drives me crazy bro or paper straw paper straw you when you hand me a cup that's completely plastic and I get one little paper straw and so the entire product is like 95% plastic and 5% true and now your coffee tastes like a cardboard box or the fu straw melts in your mouth yeah yeah starts carting or not destroying the environment dude do you think there's have you met anybody that's pretending to like the paper straw yes really what do they say or
1:42 because there's the next level to is the people who bring their own like straw in their bag like the metal ones and stuff like that I keep a bag of plastic straws so when they give me that ████ I pull mine out and I open it in front of them and I use it you know what you should do take the paper straw they gave you ball it up put it in your plastic one and go no you know what's cool though the the happy medium bamboo I would say that that's the happy medium well it's cuz it's environmental and all that I'm assuming it's composable it's composable can't Turtles still get stuck on those ████ yeah but it's made out of bamboo molasses that's what it looks like to me but it's not made out of molasses it's like this um what the heck I don't know what material it is but it's not yeah it's not it's not paper it's definitely not plastic but at this rate we might as
2:32 well just like increase our suck ability from a distance yeah but that it just drives me crazy water spout going up do you guys really think you know stopping plastic straws is actually going to do something like do people really believe no it's another virtue signaling we pretending to fix the problem with the E the ego inflation that these people got that the world actually made a change is pretty ████ big you know what I mean like the original people that said that we shouldn't use plastic and they actually conformed that bragging rat honestly you got to it's pretty strong if you were the one who first said that like the world changed for your pissed offness it's the perfect time just walking down the street looking at everybody and now everyone is having issues with their paper straws is there food you think people pretend to like and they don't actually fine dining oh okay yeah when people claim they are like a
3:25 massive foodie right and then they go to these places they burn money and they're starving yeah but in reality I don't think a foodie does that like a a foodie is someone who really does everything and they like the highs and the lows and everything yeah that's true they prob have a more expensive palette you don't yeah that to me is more like it's kind of snobbery it's just you're just doing that thing cuz it's high it's high it's high level ████ like it's expensive and it's almost like someone that's like buying all like luxury goods right but then like the real real luxury is like the ████ that you got to get invite only that Norm normies can't even get but like we don't even know the name of the brand cuz it's too like billionaire level but then like you know that's kind of I kind of see it as like you're trying to be pretentious
4:16 and Rich but you're really not that rich yeah I guess I guess the class connotation is what they're really like yeah yeah they're like they want to be associated with that world MH but like I'm like you ain't a foodie dude that's true there is that is there a is there a martial art people prend Nintendo like they don't actually like it oh dude ████ I no you know what though I just feel like for martial arts is different because I feel like you can con a lot of people convince themselves of doing it for whatever reason like for instance like Kung Fu right it's like I'm sure there's people that are doing it not they think it's like for self-defense maybe but in reality it's like yeah they ████ like it we may all think it's outdated but in reality it's like that's what they like to do it's not going to work it's guys with ponytails it's always guys with ponytails doing Kung Fu or iido and they're trying to challenge people and ████ you know but I think it's just in their mind it's like yeah this is my ████ this is what I like to
5:06 do fat guys and pony tales love Ninjutsu they love that ████ cuz it is the cool like on paper it does sound the coolest and it's one of the ones that you can lie about how good you are but you just can't show anyone cuz it's ninja ████ like sorry I only show people in the Shroud inness darkness no always I'm go Pizza Pizza you think people are faking that they love I love that ████ mhm look at this look at this reac wa pizza or Pizza Hut Pizza Hut Pizza Hut why are you taking a ████ smoke break in the middle of that Pizza Hut Pizza Hut is ████ bomb dud I used to work for them but it's ████ but I like Pizza Hut more than dominant wait so you think people don't actually like it what's the what do they have to gain by faking like this guy doesn't know he doesn't know out of all the I used to work for Pizza Hut yeah but what does that got to do with okay let me tell you something okay
5:57 just in a conspir dud I got to tell you bring it Fridays is pizza party days over at the Quan house every single Friday taica picks a new pizza place and then we watch a movie cute we went through all of them Domino's Pizza Hut pizza Rock's the best Papa John mama and chop some mama and pop ones out of the chain Pizza Hut is hands down the best yeah hands down yeah I haven't had Pizza Hut in a really long time you e like authentic pizza places too oh no no I mean like I just chains just chain okay so you think you think you think he's faking I didn't get round table but I don't think he's I I think he's serious right now you got to get the pan or the deep dish yeah the original pan oh and then it's like a crispy on the out side it's like a
6:47 blanket in the middle and you said and you said uh ta's favorite also is Pizza Hut that ████ tripping he likes Papa John that ████ soggy as ████ but then maybe do you think do you think a part of why you like pizza hooks The Nostalgia no no honestly I think why he likes Papa John's is just the name cuz every time he hears the word Papa John's he starts laughing he's like I want Papa John's I'm like Papa John tastes like ████ and he goes no Papa John's and like you get the pizza and the bread's wet like it's going to fall apart and ████ I'm like yeah it's like a wet burrito that's the best part hands down Pizza Hut is the best out of the chains maybe maybe that's why he thinks it's so funny to go oo Come to Papa or any pizza that's like a New York Pizza he ████ loves teenage ntro yeah if it says like Roco New York oh this is my
7:38 favorite oh this is the good stuff I don't even know Rocko's from New York dude it just says New York Pizza yo man we got to give him some Detroit pizza that's the ████ right there is it why Detroit style is my favorite how come because it's like Pizza Hut style it's like crispy on the outside and inside it's like a fluffy warm blanket out of a dryer damn if you ate a Pizza Hut in Detroit you'd probably come Your Brains Up Detroit what else what else I think people pretend to like hot hot T hey that's ████ that's funny as much dude that's really funny song that I believe that like who's getting lavender ████ like it's like yeah all right bit I'm at Rocky Road Rocky Road if you go there
8:29 basic is okay that does happen I see people do that just cuz it's different and new like when they add another new thing people flock to that ████ and they just they literally Jack each other off like it's so good you know how many times I've walked into salt and straw with the intention of getting ice cream and I love ice cream I love I walk right out with nothing really because the flavors are so obscure the coffee one the coffee I only get the coffee one that's the only yeah I get the regular ████ too fine but nobody's getting that but I I didn't think about that I went to song straw like over 10 times but I never left thinking damn I got to get that ████ again but when I got to Baskin I'm like let's go back to oh dude Jam com and fudge for Life come on Jam fch chocolate moled Crunch those are my two favorite oh no no the chocolate moled Crunch from ████ R what am I talking how about this
9:20 onean oh that man it's a super expensive uh grocery store the bougiest of all grocery it's the most like organized pristine but it's so overly expensive like a normal water that would cost maybe a few cost like $8 sometimes $17 bro $17 for bottle but I did walk in 99 Ranch bro okay oh dude my friend took he's like yo let's just grab a quick coffee CRI water quick water I was like yeah let's go hurry up we go to irwan I was like I had no idea what the ████ this was I was like there's hell of people outside though I was like yo what is this place anyways water coffee bottled water coffee come out $21.85 I'm like w the ████ what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe
10:11 tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details that's 20 piece chicken nugget dude I bought I bought one slice of uh chocolate cake cuz I was like this looks really good it's kind of small but it's it's $12 and I ate it and I was like was it good it was good but I was like not for that price not for $12 price is going to hurt you know but it's just little things like that but they did have the chopped fruit the cut fruit and I
11:03 usually get that whenever I go to supermarket let me tell you how pretty their ████ was dude like not a bruise on any of their fruits I don't know how they cut fruit is usually more expensive regardless soan there I'm sure is that's how much did you spend on Cut fruit I didn't buy none don't IE them up I had their but no that ████ was fire though I I'll say I'll give them that I'll give them that there was like a you know how they make the smoothies but they had this like mango lassi kind of smoothie but it was like in those glass old school milk jugs so you felt like it's it's expensive cuz it's in glass right it was really delicious taste expensive their juices are pretty fire I like mango lassi their juices you know you know who I think is faking the ████ out of things they like what sneaker heads I think as sneakers get so much more expensive like up the chain they get so ████ ugly but like I think
11:55 they're prone to saying they like it because someone they look up to likes us and is so trendy I don't think it's about the actual appearance of the sneaker at a point I think the hype it's the hype yeah which of course has common sense but I think some dudes are really that ████ faking it like super hard you want to hear a hot take I think people that are Faking It is the body positivity people facts yeah they're like this right I love myself the way I am but then if there was a magical genie that was like hey I'll give you whatever body you want name any celebrity they won go just keep me the way I am they will right off the top of their head they're going to go I want to look like this this is what I want to look like for my wedding but that's why they get mad at people like Adele when she loses weight right cuz that was their like ████ and they're like what the ████ is wrong with you it's like how you going get mad at somebody I think yeah I
12:46 I also believe that it's fake because I think they just figured out like the greatest coping mechanism for it it but they don't really want to be that well no I mean like if you like if you did have the choice to instantly not be that we would not be a lot of things we are you know what I mean that's true but it doesn't mean we don't love ourselves it just means that's like hey would you like to be stronger I'll be like about the workout ████ yeah like I'm not going to reincarnate and and hope to God I can keep my psoriasis that doesn't stay with me that doesn't mean I hate myself you know what I mean that's the part that I'm like giv me my okay yeah that's who I am I don't want no body positivity about my ████ eczema you can love yourself still and then be like hey this me man but not want it yeah people who use no strips I think they're ████ faking it I
13:36 completely forgot we still had these on they feel good no they they're ████ sick no I thought industry jobs what you mean by that movie Industries I feel like half the people that's doing their job that's Gaffers grips Pas you think they hate their jobs I think they really hate their job because they failed at being actors or oh those are specific ones though yeah yeah yeah like being uh actors Pas but they're just like you know what I had more opportunity and more money doing gaffing paing I ended up just being stuck to it which I've experienced it now bit but they're bitter when they see people doing what they really love they just they oh that must be torture you're like holding a ████ stick like that and you're like I could out act this ████ right now yeah exactly or sound they're like they likeu holding the boom and ████ they're like that's not even his line he
14:26 didn't memorize his lines and ████ right right let me get a shot he records himself I think uh that's a lot of people that run casting yes casting director not the directors just the person that's running the casting so the person that's hired to sit there with the camera while you go the director's not there a lot of the time those are people that are trying to make it and it it's not that that good for them yeah and they be talking like they know what to talk cuz my ex used to do that she was exactly that yeah and all of her co-workers were failed actresses and they were all like that's why they're so like mean to people industry people that don't like their jobs mhm that's why they complain a lot also kind of oh man the um what's it called ████ wardrobe people oh I think there you know what
15:16 and this is particularly what I think they specifically fake they constantly fake how hard their job is I think they try to like complain about so much ████ to make their job look harder than it is wardrobe in the movie yeah movies or TV or anything like someone who's in the wardrobe it's very rare that you will meet a wardrobe lady that's not stressing out visibly like they want you to like see their stress and they want to completely they're always frantic yeah and it's like this ████ isn't harder than what everyone else is doing we're all like in together on like the type of movie cuz I think if you're in a time period or like you're trying to find something very specific I hope that's where it is right but no it's ABDC right right right exactly oh my God yeah it's like they have to cover a logo and they're my God no you're in the wrong jacket why why did you do that and they blame you it's like it's crazy they
16:08 you see that a lot even for like LMFO music videos like the the Wardrobe person wants to keep the job so badly that they need to be noticed that they're having a strenuous time so that it looks like she's working hard I saw that too many times in life I'm like no cuz it's like easily replacable yeah like a lot of a lot of jobs on set are and that's why when someone solves a problem they want everyone to know that they solved it even if they did it quietly in the in the corner they'll be like hey you know why that works cuz I was there last night at 4:00 a.m. plugging the ████ dude that's so true I literally witness all of that yeah you see and hear it all the time right you know the time cuz they don't get called in for a second job if they don't leave an impression yeah that's true they'll be like oh I remember that guy he was here at 4:00 a.m. plug in that ████ which is cool but then when it's at the expense of you being b██████ at then I'm
16:58 like don't do that don't like don't like complain to me in front of everybody like don't make me your bcast character in this yeah yeah that's true a lot of people have s█████ s█████ jobs EMTs too bro bro EMTs they're faking what exactly I honestly think they they they got into it intent of like ████ I'm about to be rushing to their AIDS and all of that but just to find out they're just helping out bums off the street one of your closest friends is EMT was in EMT yeah twice didn't he like quit twice I don't know what happened to him twice they get pulled back in dude they try to quit and they get pulled right back no but he said he said he just runs into like crazy and home homeless people all day every day you know yeah you got to Aid them cuz you just have to you can't
17:49 here here's another thing that people fake that they like all the time is uh obscure independent movies oh yeah I'm out the more they don't get it the more more they think it's like ████ amazing yeah that's the funny thing that that actually really you like it huh love every West Anderson movie everyone damn no I'm kidding I'm k s strong now this I'm kidding I'm kidding pretentious artists are my favorite yeah they're my ████ favorite people in the world it's pretty funny cuz it's like they think they're so unique but then they circle jerk with other losers that just usually they just don't have anything that connects with humans because they're so God dang stupid and they make materials that only speak to dumb asses just like them that no one understands and then they just want you to relate to their ████ story but
18:40 you're just like you're like a kid that wants everybody to ████ get to know who you are but you don't know how to communicate your art to everybody else and I'm just like you guys are so fun to observe I think a lot of celebrity Brands like people tend to just gravitate towards them because it's celebrity brand instead of it actually being a quality brand oh like what skims sure skims is that a quality n skim is kind of fire bro is it it actually is was to say like name if cuz I'm not like a big brand person so maybe I'm just kind of more biased to it but name like a few celebrity brands that you think is quality product quality well think about the Gwyneth palro brand what's was that one goop that ████ is ████ everywhere goop and it's like what does she sell to the market that like it's only for ████ rich Rich folks right it's like
19:30 they're selling candles it's like cents but it's like crazy expensive but I think it's cuz it's cosign so they're they're probably like I like her I like what she's about so I'm just going to buy it yeah no like I I think that's the mentality behind it I don't think they really care about products also it's like depending on how big you of a celebrity you are you just have the most expensive team of every Department possible marke when I think about like I think of like all the celebrity makeup brands and products and there's so many of them that are just such trash products and they're not quality ingredients well that's cuz they're all AliExpress like that ████ uh you know they're all just like wholesale ████ that they just Rebrand as their thing yeah exactly and it's like another company and it's just they're just the face of it I don't know about you cookies but I got a Paris a golden Paris
20:22 Hilton ladle for six bucks at Ross so that was a has ladles yeah she has like a whole like cooking yeah it was a whole cookie but it was it was was like bronze it's probably not real gold it was $6 but it was I I was like this I got to get this I got to support my girl Paris you know oh dude you want to know something here's a hot one I think a lot of Asian people pretend to like Asian movies yeah Asian-American movies yeah yeah I think Asian am like oh hell yeah a lot of them suck ass I think we got to ████ be real man like some if bad ████ comes in all type but the game I think the game is we support all of it so the next one can get green lit so that's the yeah then don't bad things make stuff get red lit yeah maybe and they're not they're not really supporting either they're
21:14 just saying it but they're not buy yeah they're not buying five more tickets you know they're not filling box office seat right I mean putting money on it is difficult yeah but that's that's the thing talking about it on Twitter easy that's what makes it a fake like to me it's like what Tesh was saying how like when all the movies that he's making he's like if you want to see more Asian people in films go see the ████ film yeah like even our our boy June that was here right like brother son didn't get a second season and it's because all the complaining ass ████ are like what will they make more Asian shows you didn't show up to go watch it so if the numbers don't hit they're not going to Green Light another season dude I watched all of it dude I believe those funds actually just went to Avatar oh season 2 and three we were good I'm pretty sure we were like I mean we had probable cause to be for season 2 yeah but they said Avatar was out of budget
22:08 oh they went over budget so they like pivoted the cost I honestly think they pivoted to is it the same what what's the relation between Avatar and and uh same production company Netflix Netflix they're all under Netflix yeah but Netflix isn't the one they're not producing it yeah right who's the production like cuz Netflix is the that it ends up on Netflix they're the distributor I thought they also produce they they do produce yeah Netflix that funds everything they own it they produce both of those it's an original yeah Netflix original Oh I thought it was like acquired oh okay brother son was a Netflix produced oh so you think Netflix didn't have enough money for more than one Asian Centric I think they just wanted to spend more money on the season 2 uh I don't watch Asian ████ unless I'm in it or my friends are yeah same same I saw brother but even when my friends are in it you gotta really beg
23:00 me to watch that ████ but I think it actually hurts it when you fake like Asian stuff for being Asian I know I think that hurts it yeah or they just got ████ taste cuz they keep eating most of most that ████ taste dud
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