0:00 I was like Ryan give me their Instagrams oh yeah I want to reach out to them and give them love and also send them pictures of my [Laughter] cup he goes yeah I just trigged I just want to soften them up before the ████ picks come [Laughter] in [Music] ready this is a kind of an interesting thing I was wondering about because when you have like a group of friends that are kind of self-sufficient you don't really know how far you would go to help each other cuz we don't tend to ask for a lot of ████ I will never ask did you guys or like I feel like there comes a time when you shake off your ████ lazy friends because like I remember
0:50 like in college like we'll go eat right and a group of guys and there's always that one ████ or two that never has his wallet always asks to borrow always like and then run you know it's like man after a while you're like hey let's not invite this guy cuz like ████ him we're always fronting him and he always owes us money yeah yeah and then after a while I think like especially guys like you have to be around the same like earning or lifestyle well from from most people's experience that guy ends up doing pretty well later and forgets that anyone did sh ████ him well that guy does does well ever really most of those guys and just I think I've seen I think have seen people become decent and then just act like they self-made oh you know what I mean well those guys also owe money and they forget that too I'm very I'm very irresponsible Asian male pride
1:41 where even if I can't if I don't have means for it or like I know my friend's richer than me I'll still offer for the to take care of the bill from time to time versus like what you guys tell me about like Jason Chen wait it's cuz you're Vietnamese and he's Taiwanese see that's what I up that's where my non my vitamine side me up so the question I had is like let's try to figure out hypothetically what things we would actually do for each other oh man for each other it's hard to figure out what the thing is versus like Imagining the thing and seeing if we would respond to it if I can do it I if I can do it I do it you want to be funny no no no you want to be real be really real real all right this is my rule for people I go as far as I know they'll go for me m so like you won't go 1% more and be but how
2:32 do you know how far they'll go for you though that's true that's a good question I trust that if I murdered someone I can call you you're not going to call the cops and we can hide the body together I can't trust that other people here would do it but like which ones Point them out call them out none of you guys me me you think me I think I think well for one I would never ask B cuz I don't want to burden him to do it but I know that he will be down to do it with me I know if anyone's ████ enough to do that it's Bart yeah Bart would be down would ride but that's the other thing though too like I think for me my whole thing is like I just don't want to bother nobody you know like in my head no but everything everything is like tears right so if I murdered somebody I wouldn't call Bart and tell him I murdered somebody and need help I would call Bart and be like hypothetically it's a good start if Joe murdered somebody and this happened how would you help you trick him no I I
3:22 would not burden him with the true fact of it because I know that his autistic mind would just be like let me answer the question because he's like he would be able to fully cable would be like oh hypothetically this is what I would do so he'll give you the plan so you could do it I would say I would say hey look I'll be honest with you bar Joe murder a man the and I'm the next guy and I'm the next guy but I need help cuz I don't have a car can you pick me up can you come pick me up can you call me an Uber can you order me an Uber that's how you get safe I don't have a car that's your rape perion no no no that's like he Joe the weird ████ I'm just trying to help I would never burden anybody here to do it I would call somebody else that already is in that kind of stuff well that's that's what's also crazy is like you know as we get older you become more and
4:12 more independent so we do lean on each other less cuz I do remember at a point in time uh because we don't have anything you lean on each other a lot and that's how you um kind of built those strong bonds like starting from even like can you take me to the airport right but then now it's almost like oh he's like if he asked me I I call you Uber I don't want to wake up at 5: cuz you're rich yeah Rich As ████ well cuz you don't want to burden people but I know like so something more light right I I I think everyone in this room if I was down and out and I asked you to borrow some money and it might be a hefty amount that might hurt a little bit you guys would do it though it depends on who like look at me look at me give me give me a scenario any scenario not my scenario any scenario for you real no no don't do it for me your actual situation let me see how it yeah yeah yeah that's what we're trying to do reason in an amount like
5:02 you have an actual need for a help right now don't think about me just your actual ████ just actual ████ any actual ████ all right guys I got wiped the ████ out and um I know I could get back on my feet and I know I'm good for it I've had a credit score of over 800 I always Al Lannister pays all its debt um Hannah turned out to be a man and left me she wiped me clean an actual amount I need 600,000 to not feel gay I am uh I'm going give you honest answer whatever this is I'm going give honest answer I I uh I Crown funding right now I'm Crow I I am crowdfunding um to get 100 Grand okay yeah I need to borrow 100 Grand wait as a collection or like well that's why I wanted to personalize it cuz I know some people don't have that no no don't personalize but that's what
5:52 I'm saying but I'll just say that to you I'll just say that to you I need 100 Grand uh can you help me yeah I think of course I'd be like of course you might be able to pay me back I mean I I'm not going to give you the whole 100 Grand I'll make I'll make a dent in that I'll make a small small you still need to find 98 plus I know you guys think Sweat Equity is worth more than that so I got I got to shle that for you that's question how long does he think it doesn't he doesn't I'm not going to ████ hold him to it fully but how long you'll get it back in like a year how about how about this this this a this is a real real one a real one okay Gio turned out to be a man I swear I'm not gay Andy you need to feel not gay here here's here's a here's a real one line a real one you guys know about the Ed situation right yes let's say we get a SL all assets all income lean
6:44 Frozen six months and we're like we have to keep this show running so that means you have to keep keep booking flights we have to keep driving from Vegas with next 6 months zero income what what would what would you guys I would do it yeah I got the ████ tattoo dude you guys know I would do it 6 months 6 months is a game for sure I would do it for years you guys are really cool that to me isn't I would see but that's an automatic yes I would I would I would for me I would ask for something that puts a little more pressure on Oh I thought that was a lot of pressure on and then we would ask for you to invest your own money in the company years is more pressure years is crazy I would need to back be honest I would need to back fill the years with explanation but I I don't ever assume bad things from these two I'm not kidding I mean that I mean that like to
7:34 me I'm like like I could do like year plus blah blah we have a conversation but I'm like yo instead of like the r random ████ ad that you guys reach for some dating side it's like yo plug Kindra Dojo or some ████ you know what I mean like let's just make it work let's make it work cuz we talk about linhard Jiu-Jitsu and brand that ████ every goddamn day whoa dude what the ████ I didn't put that up there we hey we got KES right here goes right there that's not the did this his heart K gaming companies right there I don't make any ████ money off that my noodles are in the hole in the wall hey credit to me credit to me off camera give me credit for that give me credit like relax I'm just saying I'm down I'm just like let's make it make more sense plus Steve only comes here half the time anyway cuz he's a loser I'm not a loser cuz that cuz time commitment is hard sometimes know for zero income and because you also have opportunity cost
8:24 that means you have to say no to all the other things that bring an income yeah all the ████ car washes I got to do opening for yeah that's tough was a tough tough G it made me think of it cuz like when I was like Hey I want to go to Big Bear I'm going to see if Joe would let me borrow his truck and he's like yeah and I was like interesting I've been saying this that's very nice of cuz you don't think some of your other friends would just go like instant yes wait context though Ryan borrowing a car easy that's so easy like of course borrow any ████ goddamn car he's a car guy ████ up you know what I mean your wife's random chick bar in the car I'd be like I have to check your do you have insurance blah blah blah right like whatever I'm just trying he's like hey can I borrow your wife's box for a couple weeks it's different conversation John Anthony is about to take a
9:15 shot you think hey you think he'd be as respectful no no way what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers like yourselves you're going to be getting one never been released director's Cup every week but not only that you get another fresh too hot for YouTube video we say some crazy ████ on there two videos a week but not only that you get to join our Discord and come chat with us direct access we're in there the whole careful Boys in there jumping in dog piling on people laughing
10:08 playing joking whatever and you can come talk to us directly so if you like what we do and what we've been doing for the past 10 years please support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that and for me it's about what you don't even know you've done cuz I've stolen so much camera and sound equipment from this place over years yeah I pocketed 1K yeah he flipped it 20 yeah it's like oh well I owe you eventually ran wants to borrow my car easy Joe wants to borrow 10K I'll think about it wait wait wait you would L me your Tesla easy you're nuts that's crazy but like for example Bart wants to B my golf clubs no cuz he'll break it like I straight I love Bart noart can I tell you how I operate though I'll I'll let you ████ borrow some loner
10:58 piece of ████ you buy better ones I'll tell you how I operate if I'm using your ████ behind your back I take care of it with the utmost care in front of you I'mma obliterate the ████ out of them that's good that's good that's funny that's funny I'm not there borrow my golf clubs you should let bar borrow ████ cuz he'll break it and buy you something better not bad not bad in in the relationship you have to make these moments public so that he can explain himself and now I'm very comfortable let him borrow yeah I if uh if I was like hey bar can I stay at your house for like 2 days he's thirsting for you to stay what the ████ i' like 2 years can you make it 2 years but what if I was like I kind of want privacy though can you stay somewhere else that's funny I'll leave you alone Bart's like yeah I'm I'm in bed by 8 dude don't worry bro this guy kicked us
11:48 out of his house once why why is your fridge so ████ empty there's nothing in here Co just meal prep that's cool that's cool if I was like Nick can you like help me lose weight yeah dude absolutely but I don't want to pay I let I let you train at the gym whenever I'll let all you guys train whenever you no I want you to train me though yeah absolutely that's crazy can we do a Divergent version of the same question be honest though who who in this room right would you be most uh hesitant to ask to like borrow something from oh ████ I think it depends on what it is I don't think there's a person here you figure out whatever context that is realistic there's not a person here I'll be like uh Anthony Lee can I borrow your gold chain I'd feel comfortable I'll give it to you right now I'll give it to you right now you don't have to give it back I got something I got a date night tomorrow can I wear your go o that's cool don't even give it back keep it for
12:38 life if Nick is like can I borrow one article each of you day night and you end up looking crazy as ████ put it on hey actually I don't feel com you're already wearing a black shirt you're going to a full Viet dude I'm full Viet gu go watch that is so weird I bro I don't like gold chains you need a gold watch to go so weird I don't like it you know what I you know what I would argue about what dude I getting clothes from everybody give me your shirt I want your shirt you look like you ████ own like a CBD shop or something hey give me your VAP somebody give me a VAP you look like the grills guy do you want to learn how to pick up chicks in five days damn I trust you I trust you you could do it dude I feel icky dude I feel icky gold Chade is not for me brother brother brother brother hey you look good though I need a chill
13:30 I think it's pretty fun to think about this cuz I I don't think we'll ever reach a point where we ever really ask for these things never you know you know what I I just you know what I when I you know what I just observed about everybody though I think this group is probably uh quicker to ask for things and not feel weird about it before time from each other that's true oh yeah cuz then the time is more valuable and we feel like ████ man I don't I don't know if want to pull Bart away from family time or if you guys are doing ████ so then we hesitate and be like I don't know if I want to ask him for that but it's like hey uh can I borrow this thing real quick I you're not using it would you guys if when like me and Nick are moving to Vegas would you help us move ████ yeah 100% that's crazy that's probably something that you hesitate to ask and I still didn't use it because of time he's right see I still didn't ask
14:22 never make you would I know you would like I would never but it's easier for me to be like give me some woo easy it really is easier give me your stack give me like a little bit your stack like asking someone for an airport ride nowadays that seems cuz the that that is different that is different seems crazy to me it's crazy to me too no it's nowadays it's too crazy californ yeah unless that's the case unless it's like you want to do something but who the ████ does that no more if we both live 20 minutes away from the airport I'd for sure give you anybody a ride like if it was like that but like cuz back then people people had to pick people up at the airport like I like I'll take smack cuz I like to spend time with her but but that's different cuz you guys are a couple I'll take my own ████ yeah when's the last time someone like
15:12 in your friend Circle or even family where they really had to lean on you for something do you guys have anything like that man nope I don't have no losers in my family I'm the one asking favors what about your dad oh yeah ████ him I uh I asked my nephew for favors all the time cuz he's really good at math he's my chat gbt man when I when I'm like all right here's all the ingredients from all the vendors can you calculate that and tell me how much it costs for each item yeah that's cool and it'll take me I asked for I think like I asked for subin for a lot of like random things subie sub is the most helpful random task like I'll be like oh dude I got JK tomorrow I really want to buy these wheels can you go get them for me and he'll be like ████ you and he'll just take his truck go get them and then leave just leave him in front of my door I mean you help me out you helped me out
16:03 a lot when I was moving like you helped me sell a bunch of my ████ on offer up uh yeah and I think uh that was cool yeah stuff like that it's like that's like kind of like broy stuff you let me help you let me park my trucks and stuff at your at your lot yeah I told Anthony when we got the tattoos all of us tats up I was like Hey anything you guys ever need from me this is on a deeper level now I will do anything that's awesome I mean that but then you guys know that cuz you called in a favor for me you're like hey I'm kind of lazy this week I'm not going to do many articles and all otrs I'm going to be a piece of ████ this week and I was like I got you I don't think I ever said that you did and then guess what the reason we have a ████ OTR topic section here where we have ████ 3,000 whatever forever
16:55 topics cuz I m the internet for 2 and 1 half hours at night to make sure I was for the boys yeah that's that's a great I needed to do that okay let me give context is because when I was early in my hosting days I was a noob I sucked I admit it we all I think so I was looking for articles and I was like damn dude like this ████ just took me 4 hours to find ████ right takes a long time we were doing all this crypto stuff Steve was like watch me do this in 15 minutes holy ████ I was on Zoom with him while he was doing it and and then he ████ stopped the timing he all 13 minutes and he filled everything in holy crap I was like but that was that was crazy and I respected it because I'm scamming I'm scamming these F his ig name is like Steve Green comedy like you have to be a comedian to be able to like not care about what the actual substance is and know that you
17:45 can take that the distance that's true I'm not a comedian I'm a gay dancer so I was like man I need something with substance otherwise I don't know you just need something that you can animate or whatever I'm not a comedian I'm a tuber comedian and that's important to me don't don't point is it's respect I gave it to him so from that point moving forward off camera time to time I might ask him for help because he knows I'll deliver he's been here longer and I've been here longer and he knows all right for him and if you guys ever need like pugs to borrow I got some pugs for you guys cool what I liked when you brought them last time so you live with them what do we do with them like uh you know if you if you're like really sad and you want to just cuddle something feel really nice N I got I got pillows for that and I ████ them too n you can ████ them as much as you want dude you can't you can't can't
18:36 do that with pugs I heard yeah you can't you can't you could dryp them but they might run away you know what's an interesting ask that always is on the line it's it's when friends ask if you'll be part of their project for something yes that's that's a tester it's a true tester what project anything like let's say you got a buddy that's like hey I got this like song and it's it's a funny music video can you come and just be in this scene I'll be like will I be in it I'll be I'll paint myself in blue paint and do it yeah but what if it's like what if it's like hey I'm doing this music video I just need to fill the background can you just like come hang out yeah I would but I hate I hate everything about it like they're asking be an extra basically hey look I'm not better than being an extra because I've been here longer than Steve I've been an extra for JK for a long
19:28 time yeah I think for it's all about Rapport if I have really good rapport to me there's no like hierarchy of duties or whatever I'll do anything but then if we don't have that Rapport and like let's say it's like someone that's like 4° of Separation away or whatever they could ask me for something like really small and I'll feel icky about it yeah dude there's like people that dming and be like hey man I know you close to so and so can you introduce me and I'm like I don't ████ know you that's automatic what if you're a ████ kid diddler and I'm like introducing you to ████ someone famous what if they're a fiddler and a diddler yeah that's hey that's when fans messaged Ryan about wanting to be on the show and Ryan's like you don't even follow us bro all the time I'm like even the chicks that we just had on
20:19 the show so the chicks we just had on the show who were very awesome by the way and like we love them but they were up against it right so they had to deal with a delay and they had to ████ talk to us and we had technical difficulties all ████ people give him hate I was like Ryan give me their Instagrams oh yeah I want to reach out to them and give them love and also send them pictures of my ████ he goes yeah I just TR I just want to soften them up before the cockp picks come in he's just getting them ready I wouldn't have said that to anybody I'll tell you that dude I'll tell that when you ████ hit it I was dying end the video dude end the video soften them up for the ████
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